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elx Jul 23rd, 2009 08:02 PM

what do you top yours with? parmesan, breadcrumbs, fried onions or what?

Poison Doom Jul 23rd, 2009 08:03 PM

Pretty is as pretty does, bitches.

Kitsa Jul 23rd, 2009 08:30 PM

I had panko so that's what I used. And I mixed garlic salt with the olive oil I fried the pieces in.

elx Jul 23rd, 2009 08:38 PM

that sounds delicious i'm jealous :(

Esuohlim Jul 23rd, 2009 11:14 PM

Tadao just THREW A SPAM into my PM box :o

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 12:00 AM

I thought you might have wanted to get in on the great deal!

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2009 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poison Doom (Post 638814)
Ok, ok. If there's a problem I will gladly discuss it with you. I want you people to like me because I'm going to be here for a little while.
What have I done to offend?

By the way, Poison Doom shares an IP Address with two other posters, one of which is probably a character.

Who wants to play a guessing game :eek

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2009 01:05 AM

Oddly enough, Yukiko shares the same IP as Poison Doom, yet it's the ONLY IP address (out of the five attributed to Yukiko) that isn't also shared by Tadao :eek :eek

Which means a certain someone might be shacking up with Tadao :eek :eek

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 01:06 AM

Hahahahaahhahahahahaha

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 01:43 AM

Jerk
>:|

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 01:44 AM

And I'm NOT shacking up with Tad, there would have been pictures.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 01:47 AM

DON'T DENY OUR LOVE!

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 01:48 AM

I don't have to deny anything, the restraining order speaks for itself.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 01:49 AM

Oh I get, I should keep it quite. Gotcha ;)

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 01:52 AM

Hahah ok, so I made a new account because I wanted to change my name. But then the idea of annoying everyone was so appealing that I couldn't help myself.
And Yukiko was a joint effort.
Thanks for ruining the magic, milhouse.
:(

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 01:58 AM

They don't know who you are still.

Spoilers!

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 01:59 AM

THEY don't know, but milhouse does.

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 02:00 AM

I'm Pub.

Fathom Zero Jul 24th, 2009 02:03 AM

:(

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2009 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poison Doom (Post 638857)
THEY don't know, but milhouse does.

Oh don't mind me ;) ;)

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 02:08 AM

I hate you all. I try to start over and be someone new and fun and you ruin it for me.
WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME??

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 02:14 AM

I probably deserve it, laugh away.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 02:15 AM

It's ok Pubbles, I'll still let you suck my dick.

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 02:17 AM

:orgasm

Brandon Jul 24th, 2009 03:17 AM

MILHOUSE, YOU'RE A MODERATOR?

Colonel Flagg Jul 24th, 2009 06:15 AM

Very funny, you two. Now get a room!

Oooops, already done that, I guess ....

Poison Doom Jul 24th, 2009 06:21 AM

:orgasm x 1,000,000

Colonel Flagg Jul 24th, 2009 06:56 AM

TMI. :eek

Kitsa Jul 24th, 2009 08:49 AM

There should be a wanking emoticon that indicates indifference.

Dimnos Jul 24th, 2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandon (Post 638868)
MILHOUSE, YOU'RE A MODERATOR?

Welcome to the party. :rolleyes

Brandon Jul 24th, 2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 638885)
Welcome to the party. :rolleyes

Hey, thanks for that!

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 05:12 PM

Shrub: I cum on an asian every day.


:tear

Shrubfest Jul 24th, 2009 05:16 PM

Is it yourself?

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 05:17 PM

:tear

executioneer Jul 24th, 2009 05:54 PM

IM A MODERATOR TOO :smokin :smokin :hat

Tadao Jul 24th, 2009 06:09 PM

next one goes to you

DevilWearsPrada Jul 24th, 2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandon (Post 638868)
MILHOUSE, YOU'RE A MODERATOR?


Brandon Jul 24th, 2009 10:06 PM

Good gravy!

Kitsa Jul 24th, 2009 10:14 PM

I'm confused now by multiple people having Paul Lynde avatars.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2009 09:59 AM

If it was up to me everyone would have Paul Lynde avatars. Dibbs on Uncle Arthur.

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2009 11:30 AM

dibs on postmortem.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2009 12:14 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dibs#.22Midwest_Style.22

:rolleyes

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2009 12:35 PM

I spent a regrettable chunk of my childhood and teenagerhood in Milwaukee and Chicago. I come from everywhere.

That bit with the parking spaces is deadly serious business in Chicago. I've seen fistfights and beanings-over-the-head with snow shovels.

Shyandquietguy Jul 25th, 2009 05:14 PM

Hey guys, life sucks! I've been laid off twice in seven months! Maybe I should change careers.

At least I have Caramba

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2009 05:25 PM

What do you do?

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2009 05:53 PM

The smell of pot is pretty strong outside. I wonder where it's coming from.

Babs Jul 25th, 2009 06:04 PM

it's called roadkill

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2009 09:06 PM

The first time I saw this, I jumped.

http://producten.hema.nl/

Tadao Jul 26th, 2009 03:21 AM

Yeah that is awesome. I haven't seen it for a long while and it's still awesome.

http://perfectpandas.com/2008/01/08/panda-bread/

MrAdventure Jul 26th, 2009 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 639005)
Hey guys, life sucks! I've been laid off twice in seven months! Maybe I should change careers.

At least I have Caramba


aye caramba stay safe bro

Shyandquietguy Jul 27th, 2009 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 639006)
What do you do?

I'm trying to get into the auto industry as a mechanic, but I'm fresh out of school so everyone is trying to take it slow with me so the only jobs I can get are position that they try to leave open for the occasion. The most recent one was a new position they were trying out and the boss felt like I was a good candidate for it. Went to the new position because I didn't for shit know how lenient the boss was but I felt I wasn't going to be kept if I said no due to the fact that I was limited in the old position.

Don't worry brother. They know I worked hard while I was there and are giving me a letter of recommendation. Even sounds like they'd call me up the moment a position opens up.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2009 01:29 AM

I hate this SLjimbolian guy. I don't know why, maybe because he is boring and posting massive amounts of boring shit in 30 minutes.

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2009 06:26 AM



I've got JEWS at my table!

Kitsa Jul 27th, 2009 09:03 AM

the horror!

Tadao Jul 27th, 2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 639215)
:3

I never understood what :3 is supposed to represent.

The Leader Jul 27th, 2009 11:30 PM

A kitty cat. Meow. :3

Tadao Jul 27th, 2009 11:32 PM

Oh! =^_^=

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2009 11:45 PM

;<

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 28th, 2009 01:24 AM

For some reason I thought :3 was a burly cowboy mustache. This girl would always send me that and I thought she was being funny. So I guess what she meant was :3 (kitty meow meow).

I was reading it as :3 (yeah, I want some bbq sauce)

Sam Jul 28th, 2009 01:26 AM

you were reading it like :3 (I wish I knew how to quit you)

Tadao Jul 28th, 2009 01:31 AM

Yeah I thought it was handle bar mustache too.

kahljorn Jul 28th, 2009 04:24 AM

omg:
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersF...ge.html#dd_tag

http://pixyland.org/mymusic.html

Tadao Jul 28th, 2009 04:32 AM

:lol you've never seen that guy before Kahl?

elx Jul 28th, 2009 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 639229)
;<

so if that ones cat is this one like..dyslexic bird?

elx Jul 28th, 2009 11:35 AM

http://cbs3.com/national/san.antonio...2.1102762.html

:(

Kitsa Jul 28th, 2009 11:49 AM

http://nwitimes.com/news/local/artic...07fe74555.html

Years ago, at a nearby plant, a kettle of molten steel tipped early and poured onto a worker below. He was pretty much vaporized.
Steel mills are really dangerous :(

Dimnos Jul 28th, 2009 12:01 PM

I used to work in bronze foundry. A glowing hot crucible full of molten metal is a pretty scary thing. It glows so bright it looks like its about to stretch and give way any minute dropping a wave of hot metal all over the place.

Kitsa Jul 28th, 2009 12:24 PM

I used to be the liaison between our hospital and their sponsored steel-mill physicians...heard about some scary shit.

I wonder what the blunt force injury was. :( Poor woman.

Dimnos Jul 28th, 2009 12:44 PM

Lord only knows. I remember one time this guy was working a piece of bronze on a table sander. His grip got just a little loose and the sander flung this hunk of bronze clear across the room faster than my eyes could keep up with it. Luckily no one was in its way but I imagine it would have taken someone out with some blunt force trauma. Now I dont think they have a table sander in a steel mill or anything but just about anything could happen in those places.

Zhukov Jul 28th, 2009 12:49 PM


Shrubfest Jul 28th, 2009 04:03 PM

Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
Ta.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 28th, 2009 05:06 PM

Species 2?

Tadao Jul 28th, 2009 05:17 PM

Was it a cartoon from Japan?

Kitsa Jul 28th, 2009 05:22 PM

lol I was thinking tentacle rape too

Poison Doom Jul 28th, 2009 05:39 PM

yay tentacle rape!

kahljorn Jul 28th, 2009 09:44 PM

I know some guy that got exploded :O

Tadao Jul 28th, 2009 09:45 PM

Oh man, don't hold out on us.

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2009 11:12 PM

;<

Colonel Flagg Jul 28th, 2009 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 639299)
Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

"The Faculty"? Nasty Sci-fi/Horror flick starring Frodo.

Sam Jul 28th, 2009 11:35 PM

Sounds like something based on Lovecraft. :eek

The Leader Jul 28th, 2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 639349)
I know some guy that got exploded :O

Yeah, I do too. It isn't so fun being in the marines when there are IEDs, or so I've been told. :\

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2009 11:43 PM

Nope. There's no scene like that. And I actually like the faculty.

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2009 02:40 AM


executioneer Jul 29th, 2009 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 639299)
Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
Ta.

it's not slither, is it?

Shrubfest Jul 29th, 2009 08:29 AM

No, it looked 80's, early 90's.

Seen slither, and faculty.
Can't find any useful clips of the species series. Maybe I dreamed it.

executioneer Jul 29th, 2009 08:53 AM

any other clues?

executioneer Jul 29th, 2009 09:11 AM

ok i'm pretty sure it's the original species

elx Jul 29th, 2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 639299)
Riiight. Long shot.

Does anyone know a film where a woman turns into a tentacle thing. All I remember is her stood in front of a mirror screaming, and her flesh starts to bump, then tentacles come out of her head.

I've looked at species, and I don't think thats it.
Ta.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_myX5Q4qMDh...stridge_03.jpg

Quote:

Wikipedia - She frequently morphs into her alien form—a bipedal creature with tentacles on her shoulders and back.
creepy movie :o

executioneer Jul 29th, 2009 11:21 AM

god damn this northwest heat wave to hell
where did my mid-80s NICE summer go

Zhukov Jul 29th, 2009 11:32 AM

It was a very pleasant 14 today. With a road weather alert. A few showers, mostly clearing later in the day.

We had a tsunami warning a few days ago when the earthquake hit NZ, but it turned out to be a dud.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 29th, 2009 11:43 AM

It's been raining and cold all summer except for a day.

Colonel Flagg Jul 29th, 2009 11:48 AM

Nice and pleasant through last week. Then Summer hit with a *Bang*. Now we've got the dreaded triple H hitting us every stinking day. Ugh.

Tadao Jul 29th, 2009 11:55 AM

SoCal has been super hot this last week.

Kitsa Jul 29th, 2009 12:06 PM

http://ww2.designashirt.com/blog/200...t-t-shirt.html

...uhhhhh....

Zhukov Jul 29th, 2009 01:25 PM

"Celebrate"


Amazing.

Kitsa Jul 29th, 2009 02:44 PM

I could see people having to wear that at a baby shower or something, then shoving it in their closets and never wearing it again.

The whole "I'm going to wear a shirt celebrating a milestone in the life of a celebrity third party I don't know and whose life doesn't really affect mine" is a bit bewildering.

Then again, I'm bewildered by the infomercials they've started airing for commemorative Michael Jackson lithographs, showing miscellaneous Sincere-Looking Caucasians kissing roses and placing them nearby AS IF IT'S A DAMN ALTAR.

Colonel Flagg Jul 29th, 2009 04:01 PM

"Celebrate the moment" -- the moment of what exactly? I'm guessing the only one who should be wearing this shirt is Mr. Baskett. :wank :orgasm

Kitsa Jul 29th, 2009 08:28 PM

I tried to have Trader Joe's brand spanakopita for dinner. It was not good. Their food is so hit-or-miss...wonderful or horrible, no in-between :(

Supafly345 Jul 30th, 2009 03:34 AM

I want a piece of MJ's brain.

Babs Jul 30th, 2009 04:57 AM


bon appetit


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