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Seven Force Jul 30th, 2009 05:04 AM



pfffft all you'll learn is hip-hop and how to shoot from the half-court line

Babs Jul 30th, 2009 05:06 AM

pssshhh nah dawg, he aint no kobe

Babs Jul 30th, 2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 639537)


pfffft all you'll learn is hip-hop and how to shoot from the half-court line



For optimum performance ONLY.

Womti Jul 31st, 2009 01:38 PM

NEW SIG, DOES ANYONE LIEK

executioneer Jul 31st, 2009 02:23 PM

ITS TO BIG

executioneer Jul 31st, 2009 02:23 PM

BUT YEAH

Womti Jul 31st, 2009 02:28 PM

OK.... THEN COULD SOMEONE DOWNSIZE IT PLEASE AND I WILL COPY AND HOST THEIR VERSION

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 31st, 2009 02:38 PM

Person Man could knock that punk out.

Dimnos Jul 31st, 2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 639697)
Person Man could knock that punk out.

:lol

Dimnos Jul 31st, 2009 03:18 PM


stevetothepast Jul 31st, 2009 03:56 PM

I love perry fellowship comics

Dimnos Jul 31st, 2009 04:05 PM

Best one ever is Lord Zathulu or whatever its called.

Shyandquietguy Jul 31st, 2009 06:04 PM

He died.

executioneer Jul 31st, 2009 09:35 PM


executioneer Jul 31st, 2009 09:40 PM

and you can link to it if you like i got unlim. bandwith

Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2009 12:19 AM


Supafly345 Aug 1st, 2009 01:34 AM

I don't think the intended party fully understands the message.

Womti Aug 1st, 2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 639741)

thanks willie :)

Womti Aug 1st, 2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 625448)
ALSO UH GUYS I THINK GABBY GAGA MAY HAVE BEEN LADY GAGA IN DISGUISE


THIS IS, IN FACT, MORE LIKELY THAN A FACT. :|

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2009 09:11 PM

my story ends more like million dollar baby except I don't want Clint Eastwood to kill me :(

kahljorn Aug 2nd, 2009 12:21 AM

lol do you really think gabby gaga is lady gaga?

if so its funny cause i hate both of them :(

also everything i said about gabby gaga being a tranny was true

elx Aug 2nd, 2009 09:10 PM

how do you harm lady gaga?
poke her face!


i just made chocolate chip cookies and they taste like those disgusting fiber bars :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 3rd, 2009 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 639856)
lol do you really think gabby gaga is lady gaga?

if so its funny cause i hate both of them :(

also everything i said about gabby gaga being a tranny was true

Now maybe her mom will post again!

Zhukov Aug 3rd, 2009 12:37 PM

I made chicken tikka masala about five hours ago for dinner. It was delicious.

Aimless Aug 3rd, 2009 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 639974)
I made chicken tikka masala about five hours ago for dinner. It was delicious.

I'm coming over for dinner at your house. I will make you some sort of slurpee equivalent and we can discuss our similar interests.

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2009 06:37 PM

slrpee fetish ewww

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 3rd, 2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 640014)
I'm coming over for dinner at your house. I will make you some sort of slurpee equivalent and we can discuss our similar interests.


How was the festival?

Aaarg Aug 3rd, 2009 09:12 PM


i think i'd like to spend my life traveling the world and hiking in different landscapes because so far i've only done so in the appalachians and underground.

like, i'm sure when i went to wisconsin back in 2006 i could have found some plenty nice places to wander around and see wildlife, but it rained that whole week and the girl i was dating was a bitch.

The Leader Aug 3rd, 2009 10:48 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

Aimless Aug 4th, 2009 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 640022)
slrpee fetish ewww

sticky. <3

Aimless Aug 4th, 2009 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 640026)
How was the festival?


The flaming lips or the dinner? I haven't seen them yet, not till the 20th.. want to go?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 4th, 2009 12:42 AM

I don't think I can wait till the 20th for dinner.

Aaarg Aug 4th, 2009 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 640045)

yeah, man. like the day after i finished reading the book, they announced the movie.

which i had to see in annandale, the town in which he had grown up. it wasn't playing anywhere else locally.

Aimless Aug 4th, 2009 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 640064)
I don't think I can wait till the 20th for dinner.

where do you live? I will have it ready by the time you get here.

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2009 04:46 AM

Aaargh that's actually a really nice picture. I wish I was there.

Aaarg Aug 4th, 2009 10:46 AM

totally disappointing hike. it's along the blue ridge parkway so it's way too accessible and short. the woods near the summit were pretty cool to wander around in a bit, had a lot of cool moss-covered rocks.

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/nelsonco.htm that's probably my favorite hike, though i couldn't do it in my current state!

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 4th, 2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 640067)
where do you live? I will have it ready by the time you get here.

On my way and hungry.

Dixie Aug 5th, 2009 02:44 AM

Yeaaaah bitches

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 02:49 AM

Dixie? What a retarded fucking name. YOU SOME KINDA YOKEL? SORRY BUT THESE HUR MSG FORUUUUMZ DONT APPREcIATE FOLKS FROM THE BIBLE belt SO IM AFRAID YOURE jUSt GONNA HAVE TO SKIDADDlY TO A MESSAGE BOARD ABOut loving JESUS AND THE AMERIcAN FLAG; THIS MESSAGE BOARD JUST ISNT YOUR STYLE (flannel).

dixie :rolleyes

Dixie Aug 5th, 2009 02:57 AM

I fucking love it

Dixie Aug 5th, 2009 03:01 AM

CLEMENT'S BACK!
<3

Dixie Aug 5th, 2009 03:53 AM

I think I'm getting a new tattoo this week.
I'm totally excited
:D

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 06:22 AM

dixie is new here and she is also being noob bashed!

Dixie Aug 5th, 2009 06:53 AM

kahl cansmell the ink on my parental consent form :(

Zhukov Aug 5th, 2009 07:05 AM

I remember Dixie's avatar from about six years ago.


Aargh, that looks new and interesting to me. I don't knoe if I will ever go to the US though. Here are some pictures from the last bushwalk I went on, it's in my home state of Tasmania:




They are from the overland track, which takes about 7-9 days to do fully. I only really do the short walks, so I didn't do it fully.

If you have more then post them.

Shrubfest Aug 5th, 2009 07:44 AM

That is some sexy vegetation.

Aaarg Aug 5th, 2009 09:31 AM

dude, that's awesome. so different from what i'm used to.

i have a bunch/not really that many pictures from places.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/us19.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/brc.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/whiteoak.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/cathedral.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/nova.htm
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/coopers.htm

though i should really start going out and taking more trips now that i'm in the mountains again.

Zhukov Aug 5th, 2009 12:10 PM

The snow pictures in Cathedral State Park are the best.

Aaarg Aug 5th, 2009 06:02 PM

Thanks. Yeah, those are probably my favorites as well. I had one of the pictures as my wallpaper for some time.

http://www.new.facebook.com/album.ph...86&id=68139323
There may be different pictures from the same set on there.

That was a very peaceful day.

That park is pretty heavily in danger thanks to woolly adelgid. It's basically one of two spots in West Virginia that have never been timbered.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 06:31 PM

How's this for fucked?

I can no longer afford the public transportation our county provides for the disabled.

Every year, they make us fill out a big long thing proving how disabled and po' we are, and this year instead of a bus pass we got a letter saying funding had been cut.

They followed that up with a letter saying that we now have to buy superexpensive bus passes that are ridiculous in their fine print and that no one can afford. You can buy a month pass, with a limited amount of one-way rides, for $100. You have to pay up front in cash and the pass is only good for that calendar month, nonreplacable if stolen or lost.

They also notified us that they are no longer leaving the immediate area, but if you are willing to fork over some extra cash they'll drop you off at another county's bus stop in a sort of questionable location. Great fun if you're alone in a wheelchair.

I predict a lot more shut-ins.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 06:38 PM



It could always be worse.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 06:45 PM

Well, sure it could. But if that were kept in mind for every conversation ever, we'd all just keep reminding each other that we're all a bunch of fucking whiners who at least aren't dead.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 06:50 PM

That is basically how I view the human race.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 06:51 PM

Happy Birthday yesterday Kahl, I got you a book.

stevetothepast Aug 5th, 2009 06:52 PM

that'd be the best way to go.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 06:54 PM

Tadao: Just because it's true doesn't mean it makes getting through life any easier.

Also, speaking of books, I found a fascinating history book I can't recommend highly enough:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Sex...0783115/?itm=1

(it's available on amazon too but ridiculously expensive)

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 06:57 PM

Not to be read after eating.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 07:07 PM

I'm a bad one to judge that. I have a book in front of me while eating, while brushing teeth, while in the car...most of the time, actually.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 07:33 PM

Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 07:37 PM

I BELIEVE IN ROBOT SUIT

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 07:37 PM

I would take that over a robot spine.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 640335)
Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

Now they're just taunting fate.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 07:58 PM

Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

LordSappington Aug 5th, 2009 08:10 PM

I might be able to get this bike in the next month or so....
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/1294294541.html

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2009 08:16 PM

There was some weird and awkward shit that went down in a public bathroom I was in today. These two giant sloppy rednecky ladies with bluetooth headsets came in right behind me. Then as they were peeing, I heard them go OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH GOD YEAH and so on.

This left me wondering.

- Was peeing orgasmic for them?

- Did they just do it to fuck with people? They didn't look that sophisticated. As a matter of fact, they looked like mother and daughter, which made it creepier.

- Did they maybe have phonesex clients on their bluetooth headsets? If so, I wish the clients could've seen them, they were nasty. And why would you have phonesex going on in the middle of a mall?

It was weird as hell. And then they were ahead of me in the grocery store so all I could do was stare at their wide Kmart-clad asses and remember OH YEAH, OH GOD, GOD YES in the bathroom stall.

Ugh.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 640340)
Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

We're totally asd*g'd

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 09:11 PM

lol thanks for the wellwishing 10k; today's my wife's birthday :O is it that book by chuck pahlanuik?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 09:24 PM

It sure is :p Tell your wife happy birthday too :)

Sam Aug 5th, 2009 09:28 PM

A BOOK BY THE SUNGLASSES MAN!

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 01:08 PM

Happy BDay Dixie, wish I was in you.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2009 01:16 PM

Happy first birthday. Should have went with Trixie.

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2009 01:37 PM

trixie triggers too many rocky horror flashbacks :(

Zhukov Aug 6th, 2009 02:30 PM

I'm sorry to hear about your bus woes Kitsa. :\

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2009 02:42 PM

Oh well :) I'm sure it's probably a last-ditch effort to keep going before they stop buses anyway, probably better not to depend on them too much.

My mom somehow acquired the raw video of that guy getting the shit zapped out of him on top of that train in India. It's the same video they keep taking off youtube.

I'm still trying to understand why my mom wanted me to watch a video of a guy who literally exploded on camera.

:/

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 02:50 PM

Because it's awesome footage.

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2009 02:55 PM

I...suppose so.

Still, it's someone dying.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 03:23 PM

and educational. I only needed to see it once though, not own it.

RaNkeri Aug 6th, 2009 03:43 PM

Tonight is my last shift :x

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 03:47 PM

Then what? You gonna shoot people?

RaNkeri Aug 6th, 2009 03:52 PM

I was thinking of enjoying the weekend before my studies start

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 03:57 PM

I forget what you are going to do when you grow up.

Dimnos Aug 6th, 2009 04:01 PM


b_squared Aug 6th, 2009 06:28 PM

Director John Hughes passed away today.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 06:50 PM

GOOD RIDDANCE!

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 06:55 PM


Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 06:58 PM


Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 06:59 PM


b_squared Aug 6th, 2009 06:59 PM

I am not a fan of John Hughes...but thought someone here might be.
Bored as hell today...almost saw two girls fight it out in a parking lot but they were pulled apart before the hair started to fly. The name calling and posing was great though.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 07:00 PM


Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b_squared (Post 640462)
I am not a fan of John Hughes...but thought someone here might be.
Bored as hell today...almost saw two girls fight it out in a parking lot but they were pulled apart before the hair started to fly. The name calling and posing was great though.

Did you egg them on?

b_squared Aug 6th, 2009 07:04 PM

I should have.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2009 07:05 PM

Especially if the walk away from each other then you say "Oh man you gonna let her direspect you like that?"

b_squared Aug 6th, 2009 07:09 PM

Why do you always think of the right thing to say after its too late. :(

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2009 07:40 PM

Weird thing is, I had a dream last night that John Waters died. I was like one director-John off.

RaNkeri Aug 6th, 2009 11:45 PM

I survived

Zhukov Aug 6th, 2009 11:51 PM

You're going to be a doctor, right Rankeri?

kahljorn Aug 6th, 2009 11:53 PM

nurse

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2009 11:55 PM

wet nurse :x

RaNkeri Aug 6th, 2009 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 640481)
You're going to be a doctor, right Rankeri?

I hope so

Zhukov Aug 7th, 2009 12:00 AM

Nothing wrong with being a nurse.

Also, stay away from the girls, because they will distract you. It might be hard to turn all these beautiful women down, but concentrate on your studies for now and then when you become a doctor/nurse you can find the woman of your dreams.


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