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Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 05:58 PM

:lol

elx Aug 11th, 2009 06:20 PM


Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 06:22 PM

Oh man, where is Liquidstatic? :(

Shrubfest Aug 11th, 2009 06:22 PM

Oh.
Dear.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 06:23 PM

I wonder if I put the trigger under my balls if I can get it to, um never mind.

Dixie Aug 11th, 2009 06:34 PM

Let us know how that works out :lol

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 11th, 2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 641160)
After sexing it up with T she thought it would be nice to get to know him.

damn, how did you figure out my evil plan???

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2009 07:12 PM

:rolleyes

executioneer Aug 11th, 2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641150)
QUIT QUOTING THINGS THAT A POSTED JUST ABOVE YOU!

TADAO THAT IS ACTUALLY KIND OF OK IN *THIS* THREAD IMHO

Aaarg Aug 11th, 2009 08:40 PM

so there's some leftover yummies from the past two nights and i was making some yummies of my own and as my yummies were cooking the neighbor brought over some yummies!

TOO MANY FUCKING YUMMIES.

Sam Aug 11th, 2009 09:04 PM

is yummies slang for drugs

Dixie Aug 11th, 2009 09:06 PM

I hope so



aaaarrrrrrggg, look at your damn messages every now and then.

The Leader Aug 11th, 2009 09:07 PM

I apologize to Dimnos and Sam. I have no excuse. :(

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 09:13 PM

Going to see Black Sabbath tonight :rock

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2009 09:14 PM

now that's weird read in Hyacinth's voice.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 09:16 PM

:lol

Sam Aug 11th, 2009 09:18 PM

IT'S OKAY THE LEADER, YOU JUST NEED TO STAY HARD

Sam Aug 11th, 2009 09:18 PM

HARD AS FUCKIN' DIAMONDS

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641171)
Oh man, where is Liquidstatic? :(

I think he may have been caught in one of those internet "sting" operations. :(

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2009 09:22 PM

My damn dog.

She came into the room crunching on something loudly. I turned around to see what she had and it was a cat turd; she'd been shopping in the litterboxes. I was chasing her through the house screaming for someone to help me stop her, she was running like it was a great game and dropping crunched-up turdlets every few feet.

Now I'm in full germ freakout mode.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 09:25 PM

Hahaha my brothers dog digs for snacks too. The cat box has been dog proofed.

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2009 09:26 PM

how do you have it dogproofed?

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 09:35 PM

They have 2 small trampolines they use to block the dog from entering. But the cat can get to it in between the two trampolines. It's make shift and if the horse of a dog really wanted to get to it, she could. But she would make a mess doing it and would be punished.

Edit: I should have brought my camera.

Aaarg Aug 11th, 2009 09:43 PM

sorry i'm used to forums giving me an annoying prompt when i get a message. whoops.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 641192)
is yummies slang for drugs

nope, yummies is food. we call drugs "drog" or "pots." as in, "do we need to buy more drog?" or "where did you put the pots?"

yummies is what follows, generally. or in this case, comes before (and later after).

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2009 09:46 PM

ah.

Two of our litterboxes are in a back hallway we don't really use. The third is in a cat pen the dog can't get to. I'm wondering if maybe putting a baby gate up to block off the hallway might do it.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 09:49 PM

If you can make a cat door or something. If the cat can't get to it with a full load, it might let you know.

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2009 10:21 PM

We have a basement where the cat has his "lair" - if the dogs EVER got loose in there, we would have full on fecal madness.

Hounds. Nature's garbagemen.

elx Aug 11th, 2009 10:35 PM

who is 'we'?

Aaarg Aug 11th, 2009 10:38 PM

ALL OF US.

The Leader Aug 11th, 2009 11:02 PM

My dog has never been interested in poops. :)

Tadao Aug 11th, 2009 11:06 PM

You don't have a cat then.

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2009 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 641230)
who is 'we'?

Me and my family. :rolleyes

WE have a cat and 3 dogs.

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2009 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 641236)
My dog has never been interested in poops. :)

REAL DOGS EAT POOP. :x

The Leader Aug 11th, 2009 11:49 PM

MY DOG THINKS THAT HE IS A LITTLE MAN SO IT'S OK >:

elx Aug 12th, 2009 07:18 AM

did anyone get to see any of the meteor shower last night? i only got clouds and rain :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2009 07:26 AM

I wish. :( Maybe next year ....

elx Aug 12th, 2009 07:40 AM

it's not too late, you can still catch it tonight and possibly tomorrow! it was just at it's 'peak' in america at around 2am~ est this morning.

Zhukov Aug 12th, 2009 09:49 AM

I was so excited to see the full solar eclipse about a month ago, then someone told me that only central Asia and the areas around India would see it. Pish.

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2009 11:30 AM

Here's to clear skies tonight! :)

Dimnos Aug 12th, 2009 11:31 AM

These two magic words worked wonders for me... "outside" and "cats" ;)

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2009 11:41 AM

I wouldn't inflict these cats on the neighborhood. They're definitely indoor only. As a matter of fact, the condition for having one was that it never be allowed outside again- I had to promise the humane society when I adopted her.

b_squared Aug 12th, 2009 12:17 PM

Not only will two of my dogs visit the cat box for brown kitty nuggets but they also enjoy they green nuggets the horse produces. It's disgusting.

Elx- I missed the persied meteor shower last night...maybe I can catch it tonight.

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2009 05:01 PM

I fell asleep and had a weird dream about a mini Chuck E Cheese in a shed, then crawling through a rainbow tunnel to a theater where I watched Diz from Out of Control do a comedy routine.

RaNkeri Aug 12th, 2009 06:00 PM

Just came from a party. Had tons of fun. Can't wait 'till tomorrow.

The Leader Aug 12th, 2009 08:55 PM

Shut up Mr "I have real friends." >:

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2009 09:54 PM

It'll catch up at exam time.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 12:08 AM

So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(

Aimless Aug 13th, 2009 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641407)
So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(

you didn't tell me that part, mr. positive. :(

Chojin Aug 13th, 2009 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641407)
So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(

keep workin man one day you'll get up to expert

Colonel Flagg Aug 13th, 2009 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641407)
I didn't even get a lollipop :(

Now that's wrong. >:

Seriously, I hope the docs can still give you an effective level of treatment. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2009 05:46 AM

Make your life as amusing as possible. Become a clown!

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2009 09:12 AM

Don't change your life to fit "advanced disease". Pick your own titles.

elx Aug 13th, 2009 10:41 AM

http://omegle.com/ is soo addicting, i love talking to strangers :D


P.S - sorry to hear Tadao:(

Zhukov Aug 13th, 2009 11:37 AM

Omeagle surprised me with the number of people that were generally unaware of how nasty and sarcastic the rest of the world are.

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 13th, 2009 11:42 AM

its crappy and rainy over here, but at least they fixed the AC in my office.

Colonel Flagg Aug 13th, 2009 12:16 PM

Cool!

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 13th, 2009 01:39 PM

does anyone live in an area that does not support recycling? im hearing that Georgia doesn't, and several other southern states. curious................

Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2009 02:01 PM

Ok

Dixie Aug 13th, 2009 02:02 PM

kO

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 641424)
keep workin man one day you'll get up to expert

I'm looking for the cheat codes.

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2009 03:57 PM

And, like an idiot, I passed this up for a username:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-wailer

Dixie Aug 13th, 2009 04:01 PM

That would have been a good one

stevetothepast Aug 13th, 2009 04:19 PM

That would have been a good one.

Dimnos Aug 13th, 2009 04:28 PM

That wood have been a good one.

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2009 04:56 PM

What would have been a good one?

RaNkeri Aug 13th, 2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 641524)
THE PUNISHER

;)

Sam Aug 13th, 2009 05:01 PM

THE PUNISHER ROCKS

RaNkeri Aug 13th, 2009 05:02 PM

FUCK YEAH

Sam Aug 13th, 2009 05:02 PM

ALSO DID YOU GUYS KNOW TADAO WENT TO COMIC-CON? I FOUND HIS PICTURE:


Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 05:03 PM

JERK

RaNkeri Aug 13th, 2009 05:05 PM

NO WONDER TADAO GETS ALL THE LADIES

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2009 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 641481)
does anyone live in an area that does not support recycling? im hearing that Georgia doesn't, and several other southern states. curious................

how do you mean "doesn't support recycling" ...?

western north carolina (or at least jackson county) has "staffed recycling centers" all over the place.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 13th, 2009 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641407)
So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(


:( Advanced stages where it gets better?

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 05:40 PM

Where I give up and just attach me head to a robot. ;)

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 13th, 2009 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 641548)
how do you mean "doesn't support recycling" ...?

western north carolina (or at least jackson county) has "staffed recycling centers" all over the place.

lol its too long of a story. just wanted to know if anyone else lived in an area that did not offer pickup of recyclables (or bins to place them in, if you live in an apt bldg). maybe its just my area -- we have weekly pickup of recyclables and most public places have bins. my apt bldg gives fines if you don't sort your recycling.

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 13th, 2009 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641557)
Where I give up and just attach me head to a robot. ;)

will you be a good robot or an evil robot?

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 06:14 PM

depends on my rageOmeter

executioneer Aug 13th, 2009 07:40 PM

HE WILL BE A SEX ROBOT

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 07:53 PM

Telefunken U47

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2009 07:57 PM

http://www.faygo.com/

Dixie Aug 13th, 2009 08:02 PM

I have Black Cherry Faygo on my desk right now.

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2009 08:05 PM

Faygo is way better than Canfield's.

I remember when Canfield's had that awful phase in the 80s when they mass-marketed bubblegum and chocolate-mint sodas. And they were horrible, but they were novelty-trendy for a really short time.

You can still get Canfield's Diet Chocolate Cherry soda in the diabetic section of some grocery stores.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 13th, 2009 08:18 PM

I didn't see any recycling going on in TN, maybe there's just no deposit there though. - a few pages back

current issue of faygo:


:( :( :(

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 641560)
lol its too long of a story. just wanted to know if anyone else lived in an area that did not offer pickup of recyclables (or bins to place them in, if you live in an apt bldg). maybe its just my area -- we have weekly pickup of recyclables and most public places have bins. my apt bldg gives fines if you don't sort your recycling.

back home they'd pick up bottles/cans if you paid for the service and used their tiny bins to put the stuff out by the curb like your garbage.

they used to have a little recycling center type place a half a mile away from my house but they got rid of it and the closest one these days is 4 miles away. and by "recycling center" i mean dumpsters with different labels on them for paper/plastic/steel/glass/etc.

both apartment complexes i lived in while in west virginia just had one big dumpster, so i guess that's what you mean.

but yeah, here in western north carolina, most people appreciate the world so they recycle.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 09:00 PM



Is that a third leg or are you just happy to be there?

Dixie Aug 13th, 2009 09:06 PM

I actually have a thing for hot shemales, but I know I'll never meet one that likes girls :(

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 09:07 PM

Oh hey I forgot, geuss who bumped into and said sorry at Sabbath?


10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 13th, 2009 09:08 PM

Can you also use your camera to transport me into her from my house?

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2009 09:43 PM

It's unfortunate that he just gets uglier as he gets older.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 09:46 PM

I don't think he really cares to date you Aaarg.

Sam Aug 13th, 2009 09:46 PM

He looks exactly the same as when I saw him on Comedians of Comedy tour 2 years ago. :(

EXCEPT HE HAD A MUCH FULLER BEARD

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 09:48 PM

and the ladies he was hanging out with sure looked better than me and my bald Philipino friend.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2009 09:50 PM

oh and his beard is full again. FULL OF LOVE!

ewwwwwww

Sam Aug 13th, 2009 09:51 PM

SSSSLLLLAAAYYYYERRRRR

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2009 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 641596)

I never liked Faygo. Where I come from you're not supposed to dislike Faygo. :rolleyes

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 03:24 AM

Never had one, Hawaiian Punch is to syrupy for me, how does it compare?

executioneer Aug 14th, 2009 04:46 AM

i'd never even consider drinking it, way to go horrible fans of a horrible band

Zhukov Aug 14th, 2009 09:32 AM

Right, so I get that Faygo is a drink. Why then does it have a recipe book on it's web page?

Faygotastic ribs that don't even contain Faygo, for example.

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2009 09:49 AM

the only reason faygo still exists is because of icp.

i think i've only seen it once in my life, but i forget where i was. probably ohio.

Dimnos Aug 14th, 2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 641716)
the only reason faygo still exists is because of icp.

i think i've only seen it once in my life, but i forget where i was. probably ohio the dump.



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