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Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2009 11:32 AM

Oh god, Vernors >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 14th, 2009 11:42 AM

Vernors is delicious.

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2009 01:07 PM

I've seen Vernors everywhere.

I think I'd seen Cheerwine once or twice before moving down to NC.

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2009 01:10 PM

I can't stand vernor's. I like Canada Dry, specifically the cranberry one they sell from Nov-Jan.

I also like Birch Beer but they don't sell it here.

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 14th, 2009 01:28 PM

wish the Stewarts drinks didn't cost $8 for a 6-pack :(

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2009 02:47 PM

Flavored Canada Dry is delicious, indeed. Except the green tea kind. I like green tea, I like ginger ale, you would assume they'd blend well. Nope.


The best soda I can remember ever having is Boylan's. I don't know how far their distribution is or even where they're from, but every so often I'll come across them (in the General Store in Clifton, VA; in the Spy Museum Cafeteria in DC; in a sandwich shop in Manassas, VA). All of the flavors I've tried have been delicious - root beer, orange cream, grape.

Also there's some Virginia-based bottling company that makes root beer that I think I've come across in only two shops (one's a farmer's market near Winchester and the other is a souvenir shop near the WV border along US522). If I remember, it's pretty good.

Jones is fucking gross.

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2009 02:52 PM

I can deal with Fufu Berry but I'm not way into the other Jones flavors.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 14th, 2009 02:53 PM

I like Canada dry but not the flavored kind. Only place I can ever find birch beer is at a bar. Totally worth going too because they have 10 cent wings too.

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2009 03:16 PM

The Jerry's Subs & Pizza in Lake Ridge, VA has birch beer.

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2009 03:17 PM

I used to get it in Jersey when I was on vacation from school in Ithaca. Once I came back to the Midwest, though, no more birch beer. I found some bottled at Jungle Jim's, but it's not nearly as good as draft.

Aimless Aug 14th, 2009 03:19 PM

http://www.jonessoda.com/ I haven't been able to bring myself to try their holiday flavors, like gravy..ugh. Strawberry lime is the best.

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 14th, 2009 04:10 PM

best birch beer in NJ is at Hot Dog Johnnie's out in West Bumblefuck (somwhere around Butler). homemade and delicious :)

now i want some.

Colonel Flagg Aug 14th, 2009 04:34 PM

Birch beer is effing awesome. It's one of the best reasons to live in Pennsy. :)

I'm also partial to Black Cherry Wishniak (Is it Frank's? Thanks!)

:D

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 14th, 2009 05:12 PM

beer friday at work. smirnoff ice green apple isn't that bad. isn't that great either.

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 05:14 PM

Hello people.

I don't want to be an attention whore, so I'll just announce my grand return to the forums in here. That is all for now.

The Leader Aug 14th, 2009 05:21 PM

Get lost.

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 05:25 PM

Fuck you.

The Leader Aug 14th, 2009 05:26 PM

I wish someone would.

But that's neither here nor there.

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin (Post 641831)
Hello people.

I don't want to be an attention whore, so I'll just announce my grand return to the forums in here. That is all for now.

Why even do this much?

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 05:33 PM

because I am insecure and need the approval of strangers.

captain516 Aug 14th, 2009 06:09 PM

I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU MELVIN. DOES THAT HELP?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 14th, 2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 641836)
I wish someone would.

But that's neither here nor there.

Last time I throw myself at you.

But that's neither here nor there

Kitsa Aug 14th, 2009 06:31 PM

Is "neither here nor there" your specification as to preference, or just an incidental?

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 641842)
I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU MELVIN. DOES THAT HELP?


NOT REALLY BUT TYPING IN CAPS MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY EDGY ISN'T IT

Anyways, I had some good times on these forums a few years back, so I thought I'd come down and stroll down the memory lane. Or maybe it's because i'm drunk right now. either way, it's nice to be back for a while. and thank you guys for the warm welcome.

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 06:52 PM

I've got your warm welcome, just tilt your head back a little more please. :orgasm

executioneer Aug 14th, 2009 06:54 PM



HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641848)
I've got your warm welcome, just tilt your head back a little more please. :orgasm

OUTRAGEOUS! :x

Mad Melvin Aug 14th, 2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 641849)

HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(


Hi willie!

I remember you. You're the guy that used to creep the fuck out of me. You still do! :)

Dixie Aug 14th, 2009 07:06 PM

Willie is not creepy >:

executioneer Aug 14th, 2009 07:08 PM

AM SO

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 07:10 PM

IS NOT

RaNkeri Aug 14th, 2009 07:11 PM

Everyone's gay for Willie :(

The Leader Aug 14th, 2009 07:53 PM

It's true. :(

Dixie Aug 14th, 2009 07:58 PM

I'M GAY FOR WILLIE!
GAY LIKE A GIRAFFE!

Dixie Aug 14th, 2009 08:05 PM

stupid double-post

Tadao Aug 14th, 2009 09:22 PM


Kitsa Aug 14th, 2009 09:28 PM

I got a Kohl's giftcard ($10) in the mail as a promotion. I went on a Wednesday and bought off the clearance rack. Clearance rack + whatever the hell sale they were having + giftcard = $75 worth of clothes for $4.77, tax included.

I can't help but think that's not the way they wanted it to work. But hell, if I have to shop for clothes at all I'd sooner they cost $5 than $75.

There was a lady in there trying to buy someone else's used pants (they'd stolen a new pair and put their old ones on a hanger). She got what they were saying about their being some stranger's used and nasty pants, but she didn't get why they wouldn't sell them to her.

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2009 09:41 PM

HI MAD MELVIN

I REMEMBER YOU, YOU HAD AN ALFRED E. NEUMAN AVATAR

UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE TOO MANY FINLAND REPRESENTATIVES AROUND HERE THESE DAYS :(

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2009 09:43 PM

Actually just the one I think, but it's still too many :x

Zhukov Aug 15th, 2009 05:50 AM

Hello Mad Melvin, how was military life?

If I recall corectly, which I probably don't, Mad Melvin was from Norway.

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 06:19 AM

That was Pjalne

Zhukov Aug 15th, 2009 06:51 AM

Well, I thought it was Mad Melvin. Anyway, Mad Melvin seemed like a decent chap to me.

Mad Melvin Aug 15th, 2009 09:34 AM

Yeah, I was in the army back in 2004. After that I was working in various crappy jobs and decided to apply for a polytechnic institute. I studied for about three and a half years and graduated a few months ago. Now I have a crappy job again. Yay. I'm in a steady relationship and WITH A WOMAN no less. We also have a dog and it has the most vile and horrible farts you can imagine.

So that's my life in a nutshell. :x

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 10:21 AM

The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?

Mad Melvin Aug 15th, 2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 641953)
The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?


Ugh. No. This one is actually classified as a human.

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 01:16 PM

What, did he jump to get away from her?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2009 01:16 PM

Is clement in Doc Mocks movie mausoleum episode 10? It kind of looks like him on the main page with the machete.

elx Aug 15th, 2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 641966)
What, did he jump to get away from her?

or maybe she was sooo amazing that after they broke up he decided he couldn't live without her

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 01:52 PM

It was you, wasn't it?

Zhukov Aug 15th, 2009 02:00 PM

I'm guessing some kind of micro chip or hypno-therapy that caused him to destroy himself if he ever broke up with her.

But we'll never know because Scandinavia is offline now, and the topic will have changed by the time it gets back online.

Mad Melvin Aug 15th, 2009 04:16 PM

That may be true, but the smart ones buy extra rations of the internets from the black market. Now I can surf the inter of nets almost 5 hours a month!

Oh man. That was lame. Sorry.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 05:21 PM

I FUVCKING HATE BANAN ANAS!!!

Shrubfest Aug 15th, 2009 05:48 PM

I feel quite ill. Do I have swine flu?

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 05:52 PM

You should ask Willie.

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 641992)
I feel quite ill. Do I have swine flu?

What symptoms do you have? :posh

Shrubfest Aug 15th, 2009 06:19 PM

Allsorts. Nausea, exhaustion, headache, too warm, achy joints, sore and swollen throat.

But most of these can also be linked to other medical problems i have. Except a vaguely different feeling of ill than usual.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2009 06:38 PM

Dude whatever bananas are good. We didn't get any bananas in because the produce manager didn't order them because she came in to write her order with a terrible hangover. It's bad for a grocery store to go a whole weekend without bananas.

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 06:41 PM

bananas are the number one selling produce item, right?

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:15 PM

Bananas are indeed good.

You know what else is good? Bourbon :southernfgt

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:16 PM

Not in my life. stupid bananas

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:18 PM

go eat a ban*na

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:22 PM

wuts the mattr di*ie?

where did the b*nanas go wrong in your life? you should give them another chance. errybody deserves a 2nd chance

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:23 PM

we should talk this through. just you an' me. an' the ppl on i-mockery.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:30 PM

they taste icky :(

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 07:31 PM

It's ok, cig, I don't like bananas either. :(

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 642028)
It's ok, cig, I don't like bananas either. :(

I mean the vegetation kind of bananas, not the pink bananas.

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 07:38 PM

...

executioneer Aug 15th, 2009 07:39 PM

i like banans :(

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:39 PM

even more confusing is that dixie is cig

when did this happen?

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:40 PM

i like bonanza

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:40 PM

i cant troll a vet, so this ruins everything!!!!

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:41 PM

it happened like last week or maybe 2 weeks ago, i don't know......
but by the grace of Boogie, it happened.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:42 PM

Man CiG was so much cooler. You went from metal head to crosses? for shame.

We can talk this out, maybe have a group hug, and then get you back into your CiG clothes.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:44 PM

i have a very legitimate reason to why i changed it all, but i will not discuss it here.
:P

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 07:44 PM

Dude, she needs to lay low for a while until the heat blows over.

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 07:45 PM

You don't kill a man in Armpit Central and just get away with it.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:45 PM

man this is bananas

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:46 PM

Well now I have to find a new noob to troll. Anybody got dibs on elx yet?

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 07:46 PM

Which kind?

of banana that is.

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:46 PM

I belong to Sam.

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 07:47 PM

We all do.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:48 PM

it IS bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:48 PM

Do you know him personally?

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:48 PM

he is sooooooooo good at trolling. *swoon*

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 642047)
Do you know him personally?



no :(

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:49 PM

AIMLESS SHAMELESS!
HIS NAME IS SATCHMOOOOOOLOL

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:50 PM

he is not easily embarrassed. i need to try harder.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 642049)
no :(

Oh I thought you were somebody that went to high school with us.

Sam and I go way back. I thought you were that indian girl he dated for a couple of weeks. Sam always said he "owned" her or whatever.

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 07:51 PM

what indian girl

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:51 PM

naw, i thought claiming a noob was like claiming a bitch in prison.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
What girl

That one that had the legs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 642055)
naw, i thought claiming a noob was like claiming a bitch in prison.

It is but it's more complicated actually. Have you taken a picture with a you holding a piece of paper declaring the fact that you are Sam's nub?

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:54 PM

no, he never asked me to *cry*

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:54 PM

i'm not trying to embarass satchmo, that's really what i'm calling him now

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:56 PM

first of all Sam doesn't ask, he just tells.

next you should already know this. what the fck have you been doing with your internet life? I'd get on it before he gets mad. Nobody like a mad Sam.

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 07:56 PM

as opposed to the indian girl without the legs :eek

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 07:57 PM

Sam is always mad :rolleyes

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 07:57 PM

that indian girl liked me mad

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 07:57 PM

He didn't tell me either. I will have it in the reserves until he decides to get mad.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 07:57 PM

shut up satchmo, they're talking ABOUT you, not TO you
>:

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:58 PM

the one without the legs was mine and you know it


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