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MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 07:58 PM

god I miss her :(

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 07:59 PM

after she was with me she said she could never love another

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 642064)
He didn't tell me either. I will have it in the reserves until he decides to get mad.

Have you done the Let's Get To Know You thread yet? We here at I-Mockery (at least the people who matter) have a pretty good knowledge of each other. That's kind of what seperates us from other internet forums.

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 08:00 PM

:rolleyes

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:01 PM

I have, yes. I was highly medicated the first week I posted here but I do remember doing that.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 642068)
after she was with me she said she could never love another

if I had a dollar for every time I herd that one :tear

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:02 PM

SHE SAID IT, YOU KEEP DREAMIN'

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 08:02 PM

Now that I think about it, I've never made a post in the Let's Get To Know You thread :(

No wonder I've never reached the status of cool kid, I'm an outsider :x

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 642071)
I have, yes. I was highly medicated the first week I posted here but I do remember doing that.

I don't remember seeing it. Link?

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:03 PM

That's not the only thing keeping you down, Finland :rolleyes

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 642074)
Now that I think about it, I've never made a post in the Let's Get To Know You thread :(

No wonder I've never reached the status of cool kid, I'm an outsider :x

Well as Esuohllim would say: Rankeri you fat fuck.

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 642075)
I don't remember seeing it. Link?


http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...postcount=3567


I'm old *cry*

executioneer Aug 15th, 2009 08:05 PM

im older :x

elx Aug 15th, 2009 08:06 PM

i love you willie

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:06 PM

but you are a legend and i am just old.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:06 PM

Well first off I see you are almost 30 (which means you have no business being on the internet rly), jobless, AND live in Oregon.

The next logical question is: How much meth do you do on a regular basis. Does Sam know about this?

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 642077)
Well as Esuohllim would say: Rankeri you fat fuck.

I'm trying my best you know :(

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:07 PM

Willie is an internet legend.

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:07 PM

I am not jobless, I am old, I live in Oregon, and I only take legal drugs.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:08 PM

What is your definition of legal drugs exactly?

executioneer Aug 15th, 2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 642080)
i love you willie

thx :) :(

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:09 PM

i love you Willie

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:10 PM

Me 3

executioneer Aug 15th, 2009 08:10 PM

thx :( :)

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:10 PM

percocet, vicodin, oxycontin.

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:11 PM

Mattjack what ever happened to that indian girl

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:14 PM

She got a job working for the postal service. Which was kind of ironic that she works for the government that slaughtered her people :\

As for the one with legs she went back to Pakistan I think.

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:15 PM

I'm sure the government will screw her almost as hard as I did.

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:16 PM

YOU SON OF A BITCH

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2009 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 642069)
Have you done the Let's Get To Know You thread yet? We here at I-Mockery (at least the people who matter) have a pretty good knowledge of each other. That's kind of what seperates us from other internet forums.



MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:19 PM

Kitsa you didn't have to ps your face on that one in the front to get your point across.

sik burn

MattJack Aug 15th, 2009 08:20 PM

Well it's 6pm so it's time to start drinking and hollering at traffic as it passes my front porch

ill holler at yall later

ps: Elx go eat a steak or two.

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:20 PM

:lol

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2009 08:22 PM

It's only a sik burn if you snortle to yourself as you think of what to say, right before you go back to crying and rummaging around in the front of your piss-stained tighty whities.

So I guess I'll give you that one.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 642091)
percocet, vicodin, oxycontin.

no wonder she fell for satchmo

elx Aug 15th, 2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 642099)
ps: Elx go eat a steak or two.

you can't tell me what to do :(

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2009 08:32 PM

Fuck I have a headache.

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:33 PM

vicodin? I can't take them till monday anyway.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 08:34 PM

i'm sorry kitsa :(

elx Aug 15th, 2009 08:34 PM

poor kitsa :(
see what you did aimless?

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:37 PM

I know, I'm a terrible headache inducing whore. That's why I like sam, he's into dirty whores.

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2009 08:39 PM

No, I slept wrong, it happens all the time and when it does I'm just fucked for the rest of the day.

What are they putting in Tylenol right now, anyway? Because it feels like they're filling up the little capsules with flour or something.

Sam Aug 15th, 2009 08:40 PM

THIS IS TRUE, I ONLY FANCY THE FILTHIEST OF WHORES

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 08:40 PM

i think it's voodoo dust

Aimless Aug 15th, 2009 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 642112)
THIS IS TRUE, I ONLY FANCY THE FILTHIEST OF WHORES

THEY REMIND YOU OF MOMMY.

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2009 08:45 PM

Oreos may fix this. I'll give that a try.

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 08:48 PM

oreos make my soul happy <3

elx Aug 15th, 2009 09:24 PM


Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 09:27 PM

You really want people to like you don't you?

Dixie Aug 15th, 2009 09:27 PM

I've got this awesome book on how to be popular that you should read.

elx Aug 15th, 2009 09:29 PM

naah

The Leader Aug 15th, 2009 11:38 PM

Don't mess with elx, she's HARD AS FUCK.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2009 01:11 AM

Oreos helped a little.

Thank you elx for the paint-y rainbows of hope.

MrAdventure Aug 16th, 2009 08:13 AM

fuck

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 642122)
You really want people to like you don't you?

that's what i was thinking.

Shrubfest Aug 16th, 2009 11:16 AM

YAY PAINT RAINBOWS!

And I do feel better. Cool.

Dixie Aug 16th, 2009 01:33 PM

3rd cup of wild turkey and grape koolaid, today will be interesting....
Weeeeeeeeeee dogggggieeeeees!

The Leader Aug 16th, 2009 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 642177)
fuck

Whoa there partner. What's with the harsh language?

captain516 Aug 16th, 2009 02:05 PM

fuck

executioneer Aug 16th, 2009 02:11 PM

fuck AND shit :(

Misdemonar Aug 16th, 2009 02:26 PM

PISS

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2009 02:28 PM

You better pack a lunch

captain516 Aug 17th, 2009 02:51 AM

I got the munchies

Shrubfest Aug 17th, 2009 07:43 AM

Better than having herpes.

Kitsa Aug 17th, 2009 09:46 AM

I had a dream last night that my cat had all four claws dug into the ceiling, eating paint or drywall or whatever the ceiling's made of, and when I called his name he twisted his head around like that baby in Trainspotting and stared at me.

Ugh.

Otto Aug 17th, 2009 09:54 AM

I had a dream like that, only it was my dog clinging to the ceiling and when I called his name he twisted his head around and barked at me, but instead of making a bark sound it just went "Souls!"

I just finished a couple of dried apple heads, I'll try to post them soon.

Amberjhons Aug 17th, 2009 10:28 AM

Maybe I AM A SPAMBOT ;)

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 10:34 AM

Maybe not.

stevetothepast Aug 17th, 2009 11:12 AM

take it or leave it really.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2009 11:31 AM

ELX, can I have a picture?

RaNkeri Aug 17th, 2009 12:03 PM

Domino, Mother ******!

Colonel Flagg Aug 17th, 2009 12:36 PM

You channelling Danny, there, 10K? :séance

Dixie Aug 17th, 2009 12:44 PM

RAGING PIZZAHOLIC

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2009 01:01 PM

What ever happened to Danny?

Dixie Aug 17th, 2009 01:03 PM

who the fuck is danny?

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 01:13 PM

Liquidstatistics.

elx Aug 17th, 2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 642404)
ELX, can I have a picture?




that kind of picture? :(

The Leader Aug 17th, 2009 01:21 PM

I want one please. :)

Kitsa Aug 17th, 2009 01:31 PM

Am I alone in believing that Goldfish crackers taste like nothing in particular and are not nearly as remarkable as they're made out to be?

Dixie Aug 17th, 2009 01:40 PM

I fucking hate those cracker ass crackers

Dixie Aug 17th, 2009 01:41 PM

and i'm not too fond of cheez-its either

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2009 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 642414)



that kind of picture? :(

I'm not sure. My work internet explorer doesn't let certain pictures show up. Thank you though :)


I also do not like cheez-its or goldfish or cheese in a can.

String cheese is the bomb though.

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 01:51 PM

You got a pretty awesome picture there. May I have one too, please? :\

elx Aug 17th, 2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 642415)
I want one please. :)



Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 642434)
You got a pretty awesome picture there. May I have one too, please? :\

most definitely, but right now i have to go back to school work. :(

p.s - theleader, sorry, couldn't think of anything else, but the affection is still there!

Dimnos Aug 17th, 2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 642429)
or cheese in a can.


WTF?! Your not human!

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2009 02:04 PM

lol, I'm not a lot of things. I'm just not a fan of things that come in tubes....or mayo.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 02:06 PM

STOP DISCOURAGING JAKE YOU FAGS!

captain516 Aug 17th, 2009 03:23 PM

Jake actually seems like a decent guy. Hell, if he's serious about the book thing, that's even better. Johnny C and 90'schild on the other hand..

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 03:46 PM

He's already been published. He was some kind of kid genius writer or some shit.

Dimnos Aug 17th, 2009 03:49 PM

Jake has already been published? Is it on Amazon?

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 03:52 PM



I don't know what for though.

http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=1187919

Otto Aug 17th, 2009 04:11 PM

So you have to finish the story in "The Unwritten Book?" I hop it's like Madlibs!

Edit: Wait, it's just 666 blank pages? How fucking lazy can you get?!

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 05:51 PM


Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 07:18 PM

OH COME ON! THAT IS THE GREATEST GIF EVER!

captain516 Aug 17th, 2009 08:06 PM

aaaaaaaaaaawwww

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 09:14 PM

The last self proclaimed kid genius to grace these forums was a complete pompus wind-bag. Jake doesn't really seem so inclined, and that hurts his chances of joining this so called community.

elx Aug 17th, 2009 09:29 PM

i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

edit: oh i see, nevermind. :(

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 09:31 PM

He's not self proclaimed. But I'm sure his mom tells him that a lot.

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 642502)
i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

edit: oh i see, nevermind. :(

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14260 He would have liked you elx.

Also, Tadao, I didn't say JAKE was self proclaimed - I just said he wasn't too far up himself. If you talk to him on MSN or whatever, tell him to come back to these forums, but just do so with a more relaxed attitude that is far more open to sarcasm and jibes. But I'm sure you've already done that.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 10:04 PM

I'm gonna give him some time and then talk to him. I guess the reason why I created that thread is so that people don't jump all over him if he does decide to jump magically re appear.


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