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Otto Aug 17th, 2009 10:23 PM

Here are those dried apple heads I talked about. I need to find some fabric so I can make some bodies for them.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2009 10:26 PM

Those look cool, how long till they go rotten and atract flies? Or is something done in the process that preserves them?

Otto Aug 17th, 2009 10:29 PM

I shellac them to prevent rotting and they're bathed in salt water and hung over a hot lamp for a week to draw out any moisture, but from what I've seen in antique ones they eventually turn black.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2009 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 642414)


that kind of picture? :(


:love That's the best thing ever.

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2009 02:16 AM

ELX MAKE ME A PICTURE TOO >:

And keep in mind that Grislygus made me one a few years back that was great, so this better be too. >:

Also keep in mind that if you were a few years older or I was a few years younger and if you dug guys with noodle arms we totally could hook up internet-style :eyebrows

BUT CONSIDERING THAT'S NOT THE CASE I'LL HAVE TO ENDLESSLY QUEST FOR SHRUBFEST'S LOVE :tear

WHERE'S MY PICTURE >:

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2009 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 642564)
And keep in mind that Grislygus made me one a few years back that was great, so this better be too. >:



I miss Grislygus :(

DevilWearsPrada Aug 18th, 2009 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 642502)
i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

Nice to meet you, too. :smugdog:

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2009 03:33 AM

I-Mockery also has a transsexual, a lazy-eyed negro, and a Kiwi with extremely low self-esteem :(

DevilWearsPrada Aug 18th, 2009 03:35 AM

the kiwi with a low self-esteem may also be a tranny :(

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2009 03:36 AM

The lazy-eyed negro could also have low self-esteem :(

DevilWearsPrada Aug 18th, 2009 03:38 AM

my god :(

Esuohlim Aug 18th, 2009 03:57 AM

:(

DevilWearsPrada Aug 18th, 2009 03:58 AM

I-mockery is the saddest board

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2009 10:33 AM

I-mockery is missing something though.

One Pub Lover.

Reward: ???

Aaarg Aug 18th, 2009 11:05 AM

I have sore thumbs because yesterday I beat Blaster Master.


Colonel Flagg Aug 18th, 2009 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 642595)
I-mockery is missing something though.

One Pub Lover.

Reward: ???

We're missing a lot more than that, 10K. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2009 11:23 AM

Missing: one Pac-Man :(

Reward: :)

Tadao Aug 18th, 2009 11:23 AM


MarioRPG Aug 18th, 2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 642597)
I have sore thumbs because yesterday I beat Blaster Master.

Awesome! I always end up bored after the second or third boss.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2009 02:35 PM

I am obtaining this today.

www.outfoxed.org

Aaarg Aug 18th, 2009 06:20 PM

Growing up I always fucked up at the third boss (the VARIOUS BOXES FUUUUUCK), and then when I got big into the NES as a senior in high school I'd mess up at the fourth level boss (I think I got to area five once or twice back then but the game's difficulty gets pretty rough). I'm really bad at bosses.

Yesterday, with the help of using save states before the bosses, I beat the game.

executioneer Aug 18th, 2009 08:27 PM

did you know if you hit pause just as a grenade's going off and damaging certain bosses it will continue to damage it until you take pause off

it can really help!

Aaarg Aug 18th, 2009 08:38 PM

Actually yes I knew that. Makes the second boss and both incarnations of Fred easy-peasy!

I don't know that I've ever attempted to fight Fred. Whoops.

It's better off fighting them all, though, since the ones you can't cheat with end up throwing you off guard.

It's pretty hard to hit a tiny weak spot on an enemy when there are four bubbles bouncing in all different directions, especially when the hit detection on the grenades suck.

What a great game.

EDIT: also at one boss I paused it when I'd hit him, but he had also hit me. That trick works both ways, as I watched my health slowly deplete!

Aaarg Aug 18th, 2009 09:35 PM

Well, looks like the rest of my night will be spent playing Megaman 9 and not getting high later on.

HOW DO YU`ALL LIKES MY NEW AVATAR

The Leader Aug 18th, 2009 10:37 PM

It makes me feel special. :)

Tadao Aug 18th, 2009 10:41 PM

I need more pics of Leader and Kitsa's dog.

The Leader Aug 18th, 2009 10:43 PM

Hold on, photobucket is always slow for me, though. :'(

Aaarg Aug 18th, 2009 11:41 PM

This dog is actually at the window currently. He's found out that we hang out in this room every night so he stays at this window. I looked over and he had jumped up on the sill.

"Listen to me, buddy, listen--listen to me. You--you're my best friend, you know that? Listen, you're my best friend, you've got to--you've just got to get down from there. No, no, don't scratch on the screen, that's not what friends do, buddy. Listen, you're a good guy, all right?"

Fuck, I'm stupid.

MEGAMANNINE ON THE OTHER HAND IS FUCKING TITS.

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2009 01:47 AM

Maybe it's just me not liking animals that much but it always struck me as strange that Tadao was like Jeanette X's male counterpart when it came to FLUFFY WUFFY ANIMALS :vomit

Aaarg Aug 19th, 2009 01:59 AM

No way, animals are totally cool and totally cute.

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2009 02:11 AM

No way my heart goes totally soft for some white ducks but other than that I don't know man :(


Aaarg Aug 19th, 2009 02:20 AM

diff strokes, diff folks

i currently am drunk and have a cat lying on my chest and purring.

FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Aug 19th, 2009 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 642820)
Maybe it's just me not liking animals that much but it always struck me as strange that Tadao was like Jeanette X's male counterpart when it came to FLUFFY WUFFY ANIMALS :vomit

It's the Jap girl in me.

Dixie Aug 19th, 2009 03:33 AM

KAWAIIIIIIII

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2009 03:46 AM











Fathom Zero Aug 19th, 2009 04:08 AM

never you mind, I mussed up

Guitar Woman Aug 19th, 2009 04:24 AM

My cat could eat your dogs. >:

Zhukov Aug 19th, 2009 06:33 AM

Jeanete X loves all animals, not just the cute ones. In fact, she seems to have a certain pride in animals that are either incredibly disgusting, or can seriously fuck you up.

I always saw a slight disdain for the fluffy wuffy ones though.

Aaarg Aug 19th, 2009 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esuohlim
pixxxxxxx

I see a guy who used to post on GameFAQs and a guy who's desperately trying to look like Les Claypool but failing.

MarioRPG Aug 19th, 2009 12:23 PM

Some real winners in there milhouse.

Dixie Aug 19th, 2009 12:39 PM

i want to punch each of them, the one that doesn't flinch gets kicked in the balls

Dimnos Aug 19th, 2009 01:04 PM



Mexicans :lol

Kitsa Aug 19th, 2009 01:08 PM

I've been reading a really interesting book on public executions (I collect fucked-up history books). Among other things, it says...

- in the Tyburn days in England, there would be a command for people to remove their hats as the condemned approached the scaffold. It wasn't out of respect for the dying criminal, but rather so everyone could get a good view.

- It used to be customary to allow condemned prisoners to have a drink at every pub on the way to the execution site, and that's where the expression "one for the road" is supposed to have come from....

- And during the period in Germany where beheadings with a short, rounded sword were common, one punishment was to lead the prisoner to believe they were going to die and then reprieve them at the last minute. By that, I mean they were allowed to prepare for death, got trussed-up, went to the execution site, knelt down, were blindfolded, and waited. The executioner would start swinging the sword over his head to build up speed. The prisoner would be kneeling there, hearing the sword swing. Then the executioner would either lop off the head or swing the sword harmlessly over top of the head. The prisoner didn't know he'd been reprieved until he'd already gone through the torture of hearing the executioner power up and everything.

Now that's pretty fucked-up. And this was way before Hitler.

Dixie Aug 19th, 2009 01:16 PM

i'd like to imagine Colonel Klink faking out someone with a sword like that

Dimnos Aug 19th, 2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 642874)
- And during the period in Germany where beheadings with a short, rounded sword were common, one punishment was to lead the prisoner to believe they were going to die and then reprieve them at the last minute. By that, I mean they were allowed to prepare for death, got trussed-up, went to the execution site, knelt down, were blindfolded, and waited. The executioner would start swinging the sword over his head to build up speed. The prisoner would be kneeling there, hearing the sword swing. Then the executioner would either lop off the head or swing the sword harmlessly over top of the head. The prisoner didn't know he'd been reprieved until he'd already gone through the torture of hearing the executioner power up and everything.

This might actually have been a good way of scaring them into not doing whatever they did again. You came this F-ing close to having your head lobbed off and probably shat yourself in front of the entire town. DONT DO IT AGAIN.

Otto Aug 19th, 2009 01:18 PM

I remember reading that in medieval Germany if you got caught several times for being drunk in public they would lock you in this barrel with legholes and a neckhole cut into it and you just had to walk around without the use of your arms and your waste would just accumulate in the barrel.

Zhukov Aug 19th, 2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 642874)
- And during the period in Germany where beheadings with a short, rounded sword were common, one punishment was to lead the prisoner to believe they were going to die and then reprieve them at the last minute. By that, I mean they were allowed to prepare for death, got trussed-up, went to the execution site, knelt down, were blindfolded, and waited. The executioner would start swinging the sword over his head to build up speed. The prisoner would be kneeling there, hearing the sword swing. Then the executioner would either lop off the head or swing the sword harmlessly over top of the head. The prisoner didn't know he'd been reprieved until he'd already gone through the torture of hearing the executioner power up and everything.

Now that's pretty fucked-up. And this was way before Hitler.


Yeah, I guess that is pretty hilarious, until the condemmed person realises they have nothing to lose, so tell the Kaiser to "Lichten mein asch" and the executioner is all like "oooh, shit son, we were just about to let you go!"

Red Scout Aug 20th, 2009 12:24 AM

Hey knuckle head. You want somma this?

Red Scout Aug 20th, 2009 12:27 AM

Shut the hell up, Chucklenuts. I OWN you!

Red Scout Aug 20th, 2009 12:29 AM

My Fanclub
 
Spy sucks, Medics a Deutsch-bag, and Fahget fatty.


I'm the real deal.

executioneer Aug 20th, 2009 03:21 AM

hangie your character is dummmmmmm

Tadao Aug 20th, 2009 03:22 AM

I think I'm in love! :love




Aaarg Aug 20th, 2009 03:48 AM

I'm in a right foul mood tonight.

I should have been asleep hours ago.

Dimnos Aug 20th, 2009 11:04 AM

That dude is awesome. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 20th, 2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 642876)
i'd like to imagine Colonel Klink faking out someone with a sword like that


You know it would end up botched though.

Tadao Aug 20th, 2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 643052)
Oh, god, now Tadao will start doing those pictures :(

I see them as picture of hope!

Kitsa Aug 20th, 2009 03:29 PM

asha, hope, cute pun.

I found out I have a fun new possibly-skin-cancer on my shoulder that will have to be surgically removed in a few months :(

Otto Aug 20th, 2009 03:31 PM

That sucks. For a while I had a big black splotch on the front of my big toe, but I cut it off with a razor blade and it turned out to be ink that had somehow gotten soaked into the dead skin.

Kitsa Aug 20th, 2009 03:37 PM

I figured something would go awry sooner or later because I'm extremely fair-skinned and I've had radiation therapy. My dad started getting his around my age.

The problem is that my mom had most of her back removed because of the malignant version of the same tumor. :/ Brought on by radiation therapy for another cancer she had.

The weird thing is that it's barely noticeable, most people would dismiss it as a flesh-colored mole.

Fuck cancer and fuck the shit it keeps dredging up. >:

MetalMilitia Aug 20th, 2009 03:53 PM


Tadao Aug 20th, 2009 04:02 PM

Hahahahaha I hope that is a real pic.

MetalMilitia Aug 20th, 2009 04:06 PM

I think it would be the worst moment in my life if i'd seen that and didn't have a camera.

stevetothepast Aug 20th, 2009 05:34 PM

haha that's awesome.

MajorScales Aug 20th, 2009 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 643012)
That dude is awesome. :lol

That dude is awesome and I hope Obama uses his intellect as much as possible.

MetalMilitia Aug 20th, 2009 06:28 PM

I just went to some world record attempt for fireworks. They were supposed to set off like 11k in 60 seconds but what seemed to happen was that the boat blew up and caught fire. Then everyone went home. :lol

Tadao Aug 20th, 2009 06:30 PM

NO WAY! You should have brought a camera to an event like that. Did you? Or did it blow up before you got there?

MetalMilitia Aug 20th, 2009 06:47 PM

No I was there. I'm not 100% sure it blew up yet but but it looked suspiciously like it did. I'll find out tomorrow on the local news. No camera though :(

Wiffles Aug 20th, 2009 08:48 PM

Was it a cool explosion or a random fizzle? *_*

MetalMilitia Aug 21st, 2009 05:41 AM

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/res.../?type=display

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2009 06:24 AM

Well, 11k of fireworks blew up. And it looks a lot like less than 60 seconds.

Wiffles Aug 21st, 2009 01:04 PM

thats pretty cool. Looks like a high speed capture of an A-bomb test

Zhukov Aug 21st, 2009 01:06 PM

That's fantastic. Just to have known that their record atempt was a disaster has made me feel so much better about life.

Kitsa Aug 21st, 2009 02:07 PM

if you have to fail, make it spectacular.

MarioRPG Aug 22nd, 2009 01:33 PM

Wish I could've been there for that.

elx Aug 22nd, 2009 02:14 PM

yay seakittens :3

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 22nd, 2009 05:16 PM

Anyone else getting heavy rains from hurricane Bill?

Esuohlim Aug 22nd, 2009 05:35 PM

You can read about my experiences with HURRICANE BILL in my new blog! Check it out..lol

Status: Blogging.

Read about blogging in my new blog! #blogging

The Leader Aug 22nd, 2009 05:41 PM

I would like you to have a blog so that I may read about you. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 22nd, 2009 05:43 PM

Your story checks out.

Sam Aug 22nd, 2009 05:46 PM

I would eat a sea kitten.

Esuohlim Aug 22nd, 2009 06:02 PM

If wanted your life story Sam I'd read about it in your blog >:

Sam Aug 22nd, 2009 06:28 PM

MILHOUSE IF I WANTED TO HEAR SHIT FROM YOU I'D STICK A MICROPHONE UP YOUR ASS >:

Wiffles Aug 22nd, 2009 07:45 PM

Dont argue with Sam, or he will bring in his massive army of characters as fire support O.o

elx Aug 22nd, 2009 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 643423)
I would eat a sea kitten.

nuh uh sam you'll get swine flu :(

executioneer Aug 22nd, 2009 09:19 PM

I ALREADY DONT LIKE FISH

they need to find a way to cute up cows + pigs, wth vegrans

Wiffles Aug 22nd, 2009 09:42 PM

Pig = MudBunnie
Cow = PasturePuppy

I should work for Peta O.O

Esuohlim Aug 22nd, 2009 09:58 PM

You suck, Wiffles

Wiffles Aug 22nd, 2009 10:05 PM

Im very sorry ;__;

Otto Aug 22nd, 2009 10:09 PM

cow= flavorbaby

Colonel Flagg Aug 22nd, 2009 10:15 PM

If God had not intended for humans to eat meat, He wouldn't have created so many tasty animals.

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2009 10:20 PM

I'm doing my part by eating the animals. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. :\

elx Aug 23rd, 2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 643419)
Anyone else getting heavy rains from hurricane Bill?

we had two rainbows today and now it's storming scary out :(

MattJack Aug 23rd, 2009 12:11 AM

MUSTARD IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL

TRUFACTZ

Sam Aug 23rd, 2009 12:14 AM

HEY MATTJACK REMEMBER THAT INDIAN GIRL?

SHE LIKED HER MUSTARD

ESPECIALLY ON SOME SAUSAGE ;) ;) ;)

executioneer Aug 23rd, 2009 04:45 AM

ok next time i sing t.n.t. by ac/dc at kareoke SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE THERE RECORDING IT FUCK DAMNIT

Zhukov Aug 23rd, 2009 05:43 AM

I was lying in bed this morning absolutely wrecked with tiredness (2 and a half hours sleep) and thinking to myself that I should just call in sick to work because I can't be arsed getting up. Unfortunately for me I am a super nice guy, and the guilt of leaving my two co-workers under staffed and super busy forced me to get up and drag myself to work.

When I got there I found out that one of the shitting bastards had called in sick, and the other one was "car broken down but still on the way!" and never bothered turning up after that. PISH. Off fishing more like.

elx Aug 23rd, 2009 10:49 AM



:(

Zhukov Aug 23rd, 2009 11:31 AM

I don't even know what that is.

Otto Aug 23rd, 2009 11:40 AM

That dissected fish looks mildly annoyed.

Sam Aug 23rd, 2009 04:07 PM

Sea Kitten actually makes a fish sound more delicious to me.


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