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Sam Aug 23rd, 2009 04:10 PM

If they didn't want people to eat fish they should name them something like "Exploding Rectal Boils"

executioneer Aug 23rd, 2009 04:12 PM

yeah something gross

The Leader Aug 23rd, 2009 05:08 PM

Don't many companies name their food products something cute to sell more? And they have cute mascots of the animal that is being killed and consumed too.

If they are renamed sea kittens, then our oceans will soon be empty.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2009 06:11 PM

Sorry Charlie!


Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2009 06:42 PM

If they were renamed Sea Kittens, the fish-processing companies would just buy rights to the Friskies can labels and change a few words.

executioneer Aug 23rd, 2009 06:55 PM

plus there's the whole kitten/cat/pussy thing to consider

YEAH MAN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME SEA PUSSY :jerkoff

Wiffles Aug 23rd, 2009 07:01 PM

Woudnt want to choke on a hairball now would we ^^

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2009 07:12 PM

:lol

MetalMilitia Aug 23rd, 2009 08:36 PM


Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2009 09:18 PM

It's so true.

Colonel Flagg Aug 23rd, 2009 10:20 PM

Fish time is success time.

http://www.yuwanmei.com/

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2009 10:48 PM

Isn't that the fake company that bought the Onion?

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2009 12:46 AM

I like colbert's suggestion that we just start dining on land fish

executioneer Aug 24th, 2009 01:16 AM

oh man PETA is totally being racist against river fish :o

Aaarg Aug 24th, 2009 01:49 AM

peter murphy (singer from bauhaus) sounds, to me, like what ziggy stardust would have sounded like had he come from hell rather than outer space.

basically he sounds like goth david bowie.

and it's fucking outstanding.

bauhaus was a great band.

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 04:02 AM

I PRONOUNCE IT BOAT HOUSE

Dixie Aug 24th, 2009 05:52 AM

damn the paper just arrived

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 06:49 AM

WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT

YOU GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST PEOPLE DELIVERING PAPERS? ITS JUST THEIR JOB YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2009 09:45 AM

its cold outside

Zhukov Aug 24th, 2009 09:56 AM

Put a fucking jacket on, you'll freeze to death.

executioneer Aug 24th, 2009 10:36 AM

KAHJLORN LETS BE FRIENDS

Aaarg Aug 24th, 2009 12:02 PM

kaljohn doesnt like friends

The Leader Aug 24th, 2009 12:15 PM

It's because he doesn't have any. >:

Max Radical Aug 24th, 2009 12:59 PM

The "sea kitten" is such an amazing parody of all the bad elements of PETA, and what's even more awesome is they're doing it themselves.
  • Immediate impression of certain words matters more than actual facts
  • Frankly admitting they only care about the cute animals
  • Attempts to redefine reality
  • Assumption that you'll actually follow their insane logic four steps and then try to argue in the magical fantasy land they've created for themselves
The worst thing is I know some real animal rights people (non-insane ones who protest against actual mistreatment of animals and won't try to mace you for eating, and even accept rational arguments on certain issues) and these nutbars give them a bad name.

Dimnos Aug 24th, 2009 01:38 PM

Animals eat other animals: Fact. Humans are animals: Fact. Humans are omnivores: Fact.

Quit trying to change my nature PETA! >:

elx Aug 24th, 2009 02:47 PM

the seakitten campaign was only intended to target children, you're safe lobsterfeet

Dimnos Aug 24th, 2009 03:42 PM

Well... That was a close one then. :\

Dixie Aug 24th, 2009 04:46 PM

i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.
it's princess bride, chocolate ice cream, and super absorbency tampons for you mister

dirtyxblondexdame Aug 24th, 2009 05:25 PM

PETA's "Save the Whales" billboard (http://deceiver.com/2009/08/11/peta-...les-billboard/) caused a stir a while back, and now a gym in my city is taking the same advertising approach -- here's one of their signs verbatim:

"In the afternoons
do you get exercise
dodging harpoons?
Synergy Fitness"

funny, but probably not going to gain alot of fatties as customers.

edit: yes, i'm chubby, but i don't think i fit into the "mistaken for a whale category"

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.
:rolleyes

SOMEONES BEING A JERK SO THEY MUST NEED DRUUUUGGGSSSS.

I think the real problem is that you have a giant stick up your ass that says, "PLEASE DO NOT BE NOT NICE (to my friends)"

Dixie Aug 24th, 2009 08:41 PM

if i had a stick that big up my ass i'd probably be making more money :|

Wiffles Aug 24th, 2009 08:43 PM

No, you'd be a popsicle ^.^

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 08:53 PM

THE WORDS COULD BE WRITTEN IN TINY LETTERS.

ALSO IM SURE THERES PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STICK HUGE THINGS IN THEIR ASS AND MAKE NO MONEY. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO BE MORE OUTGOING.

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 08:55 PM

Hey Kahl what's up :X

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 09:34 PM

not much just chillin mostly how about you?

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 09:35 PM

nothin mang got some whatups and i'm roooolllllliiiiinnnn along

are you barbecuing some good ass food? :(

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 09:38 PM

no but i did last night :D

I got some what ups myself

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 09:39 PM

:D

i want some barbecue mang

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 09:43 PM

you should make some bbq and marinate your chicken with beer and chicken broth for a couple of days and then coat it in bbq sauce for a day and thennnn bbq it

Wiffles Aug 24th, 2009 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 643815)
:D

i want some barbecue mang

Youre not from Miami =X

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 09:45 PM

WIFFLES SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I AM HAVING A QUIET CONVERSATION WITH MY BEST FRIEND STEWART AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP MY MOOD

P.S. STEWART THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 09:53 PM

ITS DELICIOUS AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT IT

LATELY I HAVE ALSO BEEN BBQIN SQUASH TO MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION.

Sam Aug 24th, 2009 09:54 PM

I'LL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SQUASH AND EAT THAT SHIT YYYYYUUUMMM

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 10:01 PM

AND WATERMELONS :(

elx Aug 24th, 2009 11:08 PM

lol guys if you dip a pencil in water a GIANT droplet forms and it just sits there like a bubble but it doesnt pop and if you move it it moves but it doesnt break and if you turn it upside down it flips and you can watch it it never moves and goes away

Tadao Aug 25th, 2009 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 643861)
Well Himmler was really serious about the occult stuff. They had secret occult rituals deep beneath his lair called Castle Wolfenstein. ^^

Oh man, I just saw what looks like a new Wolfenstein on sale at Target.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 01:14 AM

ive been seeing ads for it like crazy on hulu :(

Wiffles Aug 25th, 2009 01:16 AM

Yeah I been wanting to pick that up too. I played the first one a long time ago, scared the bejeesus outa me. Cause nazis and zombies are just adorable ^.^

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 01:22 AM


she was shaved; she was spayed.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 01:24 AM

AAARRRRGGGHHHH

NSFW TAG PLEASE

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 01:24 AM

You're totally banned now dude

Wiffles Aug 25th, 2009 01:33 AM

Adorable! I want to kiss your shaved pu--feline ^.^

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 01:36 AM

wiffles is scary i wouldn't let it anywhere near your "pu--feline."

those kisses would be the touch of rape upon your kitty.

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 01:51 AM

sorry for you seeing kitty nips.

and i'm sorry for me seeing some fucking freak pervert.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 01:54 AM

quit trolling wiffles :rolleyes

Wiffles Aug 25th, 2009 01:58 AM

Im trolling? or is someone trolling me? I would never troll or something like that. Im confusled O.o

Its only natural for you to kiss your pette catte, whats bad about that? ^^;

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 02:23 AM

yeah i'm lost on kahl also, but it's probably a double meaning because he's kind of a queer like that.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 02:26 AM

Quote:

Quit trolling, wiffles.
..

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 02:30 AM

slightly less of a queer.

kahljorn Aug 25th, 2009 02:32 AM

why don't you go take a hike

literally. Go enjoy yourself in the nature.

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 02:47 AM

because it's 1:47 in the a.m.!

i was actually planning to tomorrow. well, today.

MetalMilitia Aug 25th, 2009 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 643862)
Oh man, I just saw what looks like a new Wolfenstein on sale at Target.

I completed that yesterday - it's actually really good. The multiplayer is complete toss but SP is brilliant.

Zhukov Aug 25th, 2009 08:28 AM

Christ, you finished it (probably on HARD) before most people were even aware of it's existance. That was quick.

Wiffles, how do you go about the enemies in a game such as Wolfenstein? Do you shoot and kill them, or just knock them out?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 575859)
Happy birthday Sacks. I hope it's a grand day. The rest of you can go to hell.


Times 2

Wiffles Aug 25th, 2009 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 643915)
Christ, you finished it (probably on HARD) before most people were even aware of it's existance. That was quick.

Wiffles, how do you go about the enemies in a game such as Wolfenstein? Do you shoot and kill them, or just knock them out?


Er Im sorry I miss typed the title. You mean the commodore 64 version. I never finished it. Its very frustrating, and too archaic for my liking. I meant Return To Castle Wolfenstein 2001. I just shoot the enemies. Its not that hard on hard mode, unless its a couple of Lopers comming at you ^.^

The Leader Aug 25th, 2009 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 643868)

she was shaved; she was spayed.

Does anyone else see a face on her tummy?

elx Aug 25th, 2009 02:36 PM

yeaah i thought that was another cat :(

Tadao Aug 25th, 2009 02:37 PM

:eek

Wiffles Aug 25th, 2009 03:32 PM

That square patch on his tummy reminds me of the TV screens on Teletubbies tummys. A show I might add, I hold to the highest accord ^^

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2009 05:06 PM

looks like a koala face.

Tadao Aug 25th, 2009 05:08 PM

I see a baby bear. Same thing really.

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 06:24 PM

hahaha that's awesome. totally a koala! she has an appointment in a few days to get the sutures out.

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2009 08:50 PM

I just discovered that saying the word "go" makes my dog run from the room. Awesome.

Aaarg Aug 25th, 2009 09:00 PM

I discovered that the dog that lives on our porch doesn't listen to any commands you shout at him while he's running at the road.

Coming back from the mailbox he tried to get me to pet him, "no way, buddy, you finally grow on me and then you have to go and almost get hit twice, fuck off."

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2009 09:07 PM

My dog is going through a "fuck you" phase in response to all commands, so her ass is going to obedience school next month. She's very intelligent and knows what we're saying, she just doesn't want to do any of it and plays dumb.

Otto Aug 25th, 2009 10:18 PM

Sounds just like my Jack Russell. He won't do anything unless you're holding a milkbone, it's gotten to the point where I have to rattle the lid on the cookie jar to get his attention.

The Leader Aug 25th, 2009 11:41 PM

My dog loves me more than food so he listens to me. Unless he's barking at someone. Then shit's going down.

Dixie Aug 25th, 2009 11:48 PM

I have to put my kitties up for adoption :(
i even cried today

The Leader Aug 25th, 2009 11:48 PM

WHY??? :O

Dixie Aug 25th, 2009 11:51 PM

well, i don't know exactly where i'm going to be living for any sort of long term and all my options do not allow pets and i can't stick my exhusband with them :( and neither me nor my exhusband are really ever home, i only come home one maybe two nights a week.

Tadao Aug 25th, 2009 11:52 PM

That makes me mad.

The Leader Aug 25th, 2009 11:53 PM

:C

Dixie Aug 25th, 2009 11:54 PM

it makes me wanna cry. i'm out of work right now so i can't afford to pay anyone to take care of them in the meantime :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 26th, 2009 12:20 AM

That sucks big hairy monkey balls. :( I feel for you D - hope things get better for you soon.

Wiffles Aug 26th, 2009 12:38 AM

I hope it gets better. Evil recession ;__;

Dixie Aug 26th, 2009 01:46 AM

who said anything about a "recession"?
it's called "divorce", numbnuts.

kahljorn Aug 26th, 2009 01:51 AM

i dont want to give you stupid advice that you may already be following but maybe you could find a private renter rather than like a regular apartment complex or something in which you're going through a rental service? Usually they don't mind so much if you have pets.
The only way to find these fabled renters though usually is to drive around communities you would like to live in and look for "for rent" signs :(

Tadao Aug 26th, 2009 01:55 AM

A mother in law house would be nice, but you can't party in those so you would have to be a good girl.

Dixie Aug 26th, 2009 01:59 AM

i've been living on a coworker's couch since june, i'm well aware of rental opportunities. i have 2 possible options at this moment, neither would allow cats. i'm out of work til mid-late spetember, no money for rent/deposits, not many people but those 2 options are very understanding about that kind of thing. i wouldn't give them up unless i absolutely had to and it looks like i have to.

Tadao Aug 26th, 2009 02:04 AM

I'm praying for you Dixie

Dixie Aug 26th, 2009 02:06 AM

you're an asshole <3

The Leader Aug 26th, 2009 02:07 AM

:lol

Wiffles Aug 26th, 2009 02:14 AM

I once had friends who werent allowed cattes in their apt, but they covertly kept cattes anyway. They had them the whole 2 years they lived there, but this was a large apt complex where the manager doesnt have time to check up on everyone. Theres always ways ^^

Dixie Aug 26th, 2009 02:15 AM

you've got to be partially brain dead or something

Tadao Aug 26th, 2009 02:24 AM

As a appt manager and cat lover, my ex would ignore cats sunbathing in windows.

Dixie Aug 26th, 2009 02:26 AM

i wouldn't be having my own apartment, i'd be staying with more people. one house has a dog and people allergic to cats. the other i'd be in a sleeping bag in an apartment turned art studio.
not really any place for cats.

Tadao Aug 26th, 2009 02:29 AM

:(

kahljorn Aug 26th, 2009 04:46 AM

damn have you tried getting cash aid or looking into any programs? maybe as a recently divorced woman you could get some kind of help :(

Dixie Aug 26th, 2009 04:52 AM

i'm not divorced yet

kahljorn Aug 26th, 2009 04:54 AM

ok well there are programs that might be able to help but whatevs ill stop being mr. advice guy.


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