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Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2009 10:36 PM


Tadao Sep 3rd, 2009 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 645888)
The Bubo statue looks nice but not for $60.


Only 500 were made.

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2009 10:59 PM

You didn't get me anything for my birthday so no boobs from me.

Tadao Sep 3rd, 2009 11:14 PM

You shoulda asked for something, I wouldn't deny you. :(

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2009 11:18 PM

I don't ask for presents, they're just supposed to happen.
:|

Tadao Sep 3rd, 2009 11:19 PM

Hey, I said I'd come visit you.

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2009 11:32 PM

that's like getting coal for christmas

Aaarg Sep 4th, 2009 12:34 AM

i saw "bubo" in a quoted message so i had to go back to see if there was an owl statue or what, come to find out it's a fucking robot owl.

assholes, i wanted a wooden owl statue!

Wiffles Sep 4th, 2009 02:19 AM



heres an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl -^.^-

Tadao Sep 4th, 2009 02:29 AM

Nice h:boob:boobters!

MattJack Sep 6th, 2009 02:17 AM

MattJack:
he sent me 4 JCVD movies, bourbon, and popcorn
oh and shot glasses
i owe him, big time

12:15am Fathom Zero:
Extreme.
Everyone owes sam.

12:15am MattJack:
True.

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2009 02:43 AM

I have over 9,000 posts. My life has slipped away.

kahljorn Sep 6th, 2009 07:25 AM

damn dude

LordSappington Sep 6th, 2009 12:43 PM

Well, my birthday get-together was yesterday. I ended up getting a Bowie knife, incense with a crazy skeleton throne burner, and enough money to buy Ethiopia and then some ($90)
Also, we found out my friend can set off car alarms from three blocks away with her blood-curdling scream.

Zhukov Sep 6th, 2009 12:53 PM

Make sure she only uses that power for good.

Also, post knife picture so I can say 'That's not a knife...' etc.

LordSappington Sep 6th, 2009 02:10 PM

I promise I'll take one later; I'd have to get on the Mac's webcam, since I broke my camera.

Kitsa Sep 6th, 2009 06:32 PM

I wish I'd had my camera out for that "people of walmart" site.

We went to pick up some groceries and two separate people were in renfaire getup. We couldn't figure it out because it was too shittily made to be SCA stuff and the ren faire is 2 hours south of here.

It was like, HIE THEE TO WALMART, SPOTTY TOOTHLESS WENCH

Anyway, we have a pioneer heritage festival going the next town north of us and that's all I can figure out. Their costumes weren't even accurate for a renaissance faire, much less a pioneer days festival, but what the hell. Judging from pictures I've seen, the pioneer thing hasn't stopped random idiots from showing up dressed as Jack Sparrow. I'm from olden tymes, hurrr hurrr hurrrrr.

Idiots.

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 646264)
...hurrr hurrr hurrrrr.

I've noticed this about lately. Is it new and from something I haven't seen? Or is it old and I've previously been more successful in filtering it out? :confused

Kitsa Sep 6th, 2009 06:38 PM

I don't know. It was my best approximation of the sort of self-satisfied chuckle these people might muster.

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 12:09 AM

Got super excited about making bodies for my dried apple heads and drove extra far to buy material and wire and all the other shit I needed and then remembered on the drive home that my sewing machine is busted, so I can't sew the clothes (I suck at hand stitching).

Aimless Sep 7th, 2009 12:21 AM

you could always try iron on hemming tape?

http://www.amazon.com/Dritz-Hemming-.../dp/B000GBTA6I

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 01:37 PM

Ordered a decaf coffee today because I wanted to drink coffee. I thought decaf wouldn't taste different (I've always half-suspected that they give you caffeinated whether you want decaf or not). I was really surprised that it didn't have the familiar bitter coffee flavor. It was pretty mellow. So I guess I learned something today.

Zhukov Sep 7th, 2009 01:41 PM

caffein gives me migraines. Milk gives me kidney stones. I haven't had coffee in days.

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 02:34 PM

Do you have a parathyroid problem? That's how they figured out I had one. Kept getting kidney stones because my parathyroid wasn't processing calcium and my body didn't know what to do with it- went straight to my kidneys.

I got put on some sort of industrial-strength dose of Vitamin D and now I don't get kidney stones.

Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 03:00 PM

I hate the taste of caffeine free coffee. :x

Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 03:00 PM


Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 03:06 PM

I'm so used to highly-caffeinated coffee that decaf just tasted weird.

Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 03:08 PM

I'm a no sugar no cream straight black coffee drinker, so I taste what most people cover up. :(

Fathom Zero Sep 7th, 2009 03:44 PM

I don't drink coffee because its taste reminds me of every single awful thing I've ever ingested.

executioneer Sep 7th, 2009 04:04 PM

having caffeine every day seriously fucks with my ability to get anything useful done :( it's ok once in a while but only recreationally for me

captain516 Sep 7th, 2009 04:15 PM

I can't stand hot coffee. I only drink mine cold,with just a little bit of cream.

Aimless Sep 7th, 2009 04:15 PM

I"ve had 8 kidney stones, I have one on it's way out now... I never catch them and I don't have insurance so I'll probably have a few more after this one :/

Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 646398)
I'm so used to highly-caffeinated coffee that decaf just tasted weird.

I work for a company that routinely gives out free coffee - the roasted bean variety - from a number of very high-end coffee roasters. I have therefore developed a refined taste for coffee. Having said this, your comment comes as no surprise. Coffee without caffeine doesn't just taste weird; in my world, that stuff is just plain HORRID. :puke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 646399)
I'm a no sugar no cream straight black coffee drinker, so I taste what most people cover up. :(

You are a man after my own heart. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 646406)
I don't drink coffee because its taste reminds me of every single awful thing I've ever ingested.

And here I was beginning to like you .... ;)

Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 04:48 PM

Someone told me that what they do to a coffee bean to remove the caffeine is really disgusting, as in you wouldn't want the chemicals they use in your system. I forget what it was as he is also a nut job.

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 05:08 PM

I have a national geographic article about it but it's boxed up somewhere.

I remember the piles of caffeine that were removed as being some sort of awful wet gray powder.

Well, this was an isolated incident because I was craving the taste of coffee. I'm definitely not making a habit of drinking decaf. When I'm not pregnant, I find that the bold roast starbucks + excedrin works way better on my degenerating chunks of spine than any of the expensive painkiller scripts.

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 05:34 PM

I've seen that article! It's more like a horrifying waxy sludge.

Bought a holder for mosquito coils that's shaped like a pig at the Asian grocery today.

Chojin Sep 7th, 2009 05:43 PM

Coffee is nasty shit.

executioneer Sep 7th, 2009 05:47 PM

sometimes literally

Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 06:09 PM

Have I posted this yet?


Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 06:09 PM

One of these things is not like the other.

Wiffles Sep 7th, 2009 07:03 PM

its gotta be bottom left because it has the only invertebrate in it ^^

captain516 Sep 7th, 2009 07:31 PM

YIFF YIFF YIFF

The Leader Sep 7th, 2009 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 646446)
its gotta be bottom left because it has the only invertebrate in it ^^

Bottom right, 'cause it's the only one without a human in it. :rolleyes:

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 07:39 PM

But the invertebrate is the only one to get a caress in the bargain.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2009 08:18 PM

I recently stopped drinking coffee, which I had black, unsweetened. I now fall asleep throughout the day.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 646266)
I don't know. It was my best approximation of the sort of self-satisfied chuckle these people might muster.

I understand. Thank you for your reply.

Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 646422)
Someone told me that what they do to a coffee bean to remove the caffeine is really disgusting, as in you wouldn't want the chemicals they use in your system. I forget what it was as he is also a nut job.

Actually, there are two commonly used processes. One is the Swiss water process, which uses only a few mostly benign chemicals. You can usually only claim 97% caffeine-free coffee with this process (though I've seen claims above 99%, so I may be hedging a bit here), so this isn't for people with an intolerance to the substance. To "completely" decaffeinate coffee, methylene chloride or ethyl acetate are generally solvents of choice.

You may not have wanted to know this, but if you don't drink decaf, then you're pretty much OK. :\

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 646424)
I remember the piles of caffeine that were removed as being some sort of awful wet gray powder.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 646430)
I've seen that article! It's more like a horrifying waxy sludge.

You're both right. But that's what caffeine looks like, in impure form, like it would right after the decaffeination process. In pure form, it's a white powder. I believe the caffeine obtained in this process is purified and resold to soda manufacturers like Coca Cola, Pepsi and RC. But that may just be a rumor. :)

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 10:11 PM

I swear I've seen that article that Kitsa talked about, but I can't remember what magazine it was. I think it was National Geographic because I read it in my shrink's office and it's one of the only magazines that he puts in the waiting room.

I think it did say that they sell it to soda companies after it's been purified.

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 10:15 PM

So basically I'm not doing my baby any favors by going decaf.

it is National Geographic. The cover has a cup of coffee with a heart drawn in the foam. I can't remember the date because, as I said, it's boxed up.

Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 646490)
So basically I'm not doing my baby any favors by going decaf.

Yep. If you want to quit the caffeine, try seltzer. Or herbal tea. Or Postum(tm) :x

Tadao Sep 7th, 2009 10:20 PM

I think she just wanted to taste the bean.

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 10:21 PM

Here's that pig incense burner that I bought today:

According to the woman at the grocery store, you're supposed to put one of those mosquito coils inside of it. She didn't sell them, but I managed to find some at a hardware store.

Also, I'm guessing I'm the only person on the planet that actually likes postum?

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 10:26 PM

Yeah, I just had a craving for the coffee taste.

It's this issue:


Otto Sep 7th, 2009 10:27 PM

Yep, that's definitely the one that I read, too.

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 10:30 PM

That's a cool incense burner. It looks like the kind of thing that could be found at Ichibankan before they closed their online store :(

Sam Sep 7th, 2009 10:35 PM

HEY OTTO, TRY NOT TO PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT PIG OKAY

Wiffles Sep 7th, 2009 10:49 PM

Im sure he planned on putting mosquito coils in there Sam, now we all know what you do in your spare time ^.~

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 10:52 PM

but its snout... so... so inviting. I have to. I MUST.

Sam Sep 7th, 2009 10:54 PM

JUST DON'T GET DRUNK AND CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR POCKET P*SSY OR A MELON YOU MICROWAVED AND CARVED A HOLE IN.

Aimless Sep 7th, 2009 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 646501)
Im sure he planned on putting mosquito coils in there Sam, now we all know what you do in your spare time ^.~


he molests items in old ladies gardens, he told me so.

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 646503)
JUST DON'T GET DRUNK AND CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR POCKET P*SSY OR A MELON YOU MICROWAVED AND CARVED A HOLE IN.

OILED GARBAGE BAG

Aimless Sep 7th, 2009 11:01 PM

*winkwink*

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2009 11:04 PM


Sam Sep 7th, 2009 11:05 PM

that little slut is just begging for it

Aimless Sep 7th, 2009 11:11 PM


Babs Sep 7th, 2009 11:28 PM

EDIT: I AM SORRY BUT NO

The Leader Sep 7th, 2009 11:44 PM

That's nsfw. :(

Otto Sep 7th, 2009 11:54 PM

Not Safe For Gnomes

executioneer Sep 8th, 2009 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 646506)
OILED GARBAGE BAG

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM

Zhukov Sep 8th, 2009 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 646387)
Do you have a parathyroid problem? That's how they figured out I had one. Kept getting kidney stones because my parathyroid wasn't processing calcium and my body didn't know what to do with it- went straight to my kidneys.

I got put on some sort of industrial-strength dose of Vitamin D and now I don't get kidney stones.

Well to be honest I only ever got the one Kidney stone.


Getting a migraine WHILE suffering from severe abdominal pain was harsh, but not as bad as when they told me I wouldn't get to keep the 'stone'.

I was told to cut down on milk, and .. cut up (?) on water. I did, but recently this stuff has been running a competition to win a dart board, so I have started drinking it again.

executioneer Sep 8th, 2009 08:11 AM

guys when did we get past 60000 posts :(

Zhukov Sep 8th, 2009 08:29 AM

Anyone who points out when is not funny.

That's a lot of posts.

Chojin Sep 8th, 2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 646564)
Anyone who points out when is not funny.

That's a lot of posts.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=60000
May 20th, 2003, 11:12 AM

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2009 10:00 AM

I'm waiting for post #100,000 - May 5, 2013. You heard it here first. Maybe.

Chojin Sep 8th, 2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 646573)
I'm waiting for post #100,000 - May 5, 2013. You heard it here first. Maybe.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100000
Aug 20th, 2003, 12:42 AM

you were close

Aaarg Sep 8th, 2009 10:20 AM

these niggas is talkin about posts in this thread here

Zhukov Sep 8th, 2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 646572)

I take back what I said, this thread is hilarious.

Colonel Flagg Sep 8th, 2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 646576)
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100000
Aug 20th, 2003, 12:42 AM

you were close

Dude, the whole site is like in the mid 600's now.

My date would then be close to 1,000,000 overall posts. :\

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 646644)
Jaeger frozen down to a viscous sludge and topped with reces pieces and bennies. And capped off with a whack in the forehead from a shovel wielding tranvestite who usually likes you but is currently 'in crisis'.

<3

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 04:52 PM

Can the Tranny be a person who looks like a boy but is really a girl?

Kitsa Sep 8th, 2009 04:54 PM

Is that bunny's tongue coming out the other side of the cone?

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 04:55 PM

No I think that's a piece of cookie.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 04:57 PM

Do they not have 'Flake' candy bars in America? :(

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 05:00 PM



Ladies like to eat them so much they let their bathtubs overflow! :eek

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 05:00 PM

Do we call it something else?

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 05:01 PM

Not Safe For My Pants!

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 05:02 PM



Yay 4 youtube embeds. Thanks Dr Boogie quote in my sig!

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 05:03 PM

Watching that with internet eyes just gave me one of those "oh no my childhood" moments. :(

Kitsa Sep 8th, 2009 05:06 PM

No, there's no cadbury flake here other than in specialty import stores.

I pay about double what you would just to get my flake fix every few months.

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 05:06 PM

It would be even better if she let out a tub queaf.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 05:09 PM


We put flakes in ice cream. We call it a 99. I'm not sure if that is dirty? :(

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 05:12 PM

That must be what's in his cone!


Kitsa Sep 8th, 2009 05:35 PM

I cherish any flake bar I can get hold of, except someone always wants me to break off a piece for them and the entire damn bar disintegrates.

I just found a "hazelnut" flake a few months ago, and that was interesting.

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 05:47 PM

Maybe that's why people hide it in the cone.

Kitsa Sep 8th, 2009 05:56 PM

could be.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 646690)
What is a game, old or new, that you really enjoy, that is under-appreciated or not well known.

Don't give me any of that gay shit you fools.>:

New Guy, I think you want this thread.

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2009 06:16 PM


Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2009 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTWANTTOCOMMENTONCE (Post 646693)
this game is the biggest piece of shit do ever appear on the internet. the boss that ressurects the pp girls is more unfair than Tabuu on Intense. You people all blow.

:wah

Dr. Boogie Sep 8th, 2009 07:10 PM

When I first read that, I thought he was saying that he didn't like playing Taboo.

What happened to Grislygus, dammit?

Aaarg Sep 8th, 2009 10:12 PM

I miss drawing stupid pictures. Whenever a girlfriend has a bad day and I have free time, they get a silly picture in an attempt to cheer them up. I miss it! Haha.

Today I made a mix CD for a girl I used to work with. I drew a picture to go with it, with the song listing on the back of the sheet. It was a rabbit in a shirt&tie, because I named the mix "MIXOMA VIRUS; MIXOMATOSIS."

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 10:15 PM

Try loveline, we don't care over here.


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