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Pub Lover Sep 13th, 2009 09:36 PM

:pagebrak

Chojin Sep 13th, 2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 647917)


4.5 oz. chicken breast
2.5 oz. orange roughy fillet
3.7 oz. ground beef (93/7)
120 g. onions
78 g. cauliflower
+ soy sauce and spices

432 kcal / 9g fat / 10g carb / 72g protein

Got the idea from when my friend ordered a 'triple delight' at a chinese place and then asked for them to serve it without vegetables. He got a box of meat.

Shit's nice, btw.

in case anyone missed it

Pub Lover Sep 13th, 2009 10:09 PM

There is also a food thread, Sir. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 647925)
this is the gayest thread we have

i'm tempted to lock it before it spreads the creep to the rest of the forums, but i remain optimistic for an oao-style catastrophic failure

Before it spreads? I must be wearing my creep-coloured glasses again. :(

Kitsa Sep 13th, 2009 10:22 PM

Do you ever actually respond to a thread inside the same thread, Pub, or do you always trot it back here to work it over?

Pub Lover Sep 13th, 2009 10:23 PM

Ya'll don't need my crap all over the place.

Chojin Sep 13th, 2009 10:34 PM

pub's been in chat jail for years now

Guitar Woman Sep 14th, 2009 03:05 AM

DEAR AIMLESS

you are an all right dudette and your avatar makes me smile

-GW

Wiffles Sep 14th, 2009 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 647934)
pub's been in chat jail for years now

I think hes a bot or something O.O

Guitar Woman Sep 14th, 2009 03:11 AM

I had a gay affair with a bot? :(

Wiffles Sep 14th, 2009 03:13 AM

Yeah, I think Pub's a bot. His cold and calculating nature makes it so O_O

Aimless Sep 14th, 2009 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 647987)
DEAR AIMLESS

you are an all right dudette and your avatar makes me smile

-GW


Dear Guitar Woman (?)

I heard that you are a young boy, that amused me. Your old avatar was sexy but this one works for me too.

<3, Me

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 12:44 PM

His new avatar looks like Che Guevara when he was a med student.

Tadao Sep 14th, 2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimless (Post 648057)
<3




where's your new pic? hmmmmm?

See what I did? I moved a chatty post to the chat thread!

Aimless Sep 14th, 2009 04:21 PM

I still wanna know where your picture is.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2009 04:22 PM

Good little Tadao, trying to teach the new kids. Have a cookie! :(

Tadao Sep 14th, 2009 04:24 PM

I'll have to get the camera from my brother. I tried the webcam the other day, but it takes shittyX5 pics. IDK why, it has good streaming.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 04:27 PM

All of my most flattering pictures come from webcam and I don't think that says anything good about my appearance :(

Aimless Sep 14th, 2009 04:28 PM

I'll post a new one when you do. *stays out of pic thread*

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2009 04:41 PM

Why do women think they're so ugly? It pisses me off sometimes.

Aimless Sep 14th, 2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 648071)
Why do women think they're so ugly? It pisses me off sometimes.

Cause some of us are?


Kitsa is really pretty though, I love her hair.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 04:45 PM

I don't have any delusions. I am what I am. I think it's more obnoxious when women think they're the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth.

Thanks for the hair thing.

Aimless Sep 14th, 2009 04:53 PM

I'd rather be a chubby geek that's not completely horrible looking than gorgeous with no personality.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 05:10 PM

Or worse, a bad personality.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2009 05:10 PM

Through the magic of the internet, there is at least one person out there that finds someone hot. It's a law or something.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2009 05:14 PM

OH GOD, a bad personality. I agree with you there.

Tadao Sep 14th, 2009 05:15 PM



I love em with a bad reputation though.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 05:17 PM

I am impatient for chili I will be making later.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2009 05:52 PM

What kind of chili?

CINCINNATI CHILI? IF SO, MAKE ME A 5-WAY, PLZ THX.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2009 05:54 PM

Kitsa just pulled a GW. :(

Maybe some of us want to talk about the subject you completely edited out? :(

Not me though. :(

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 06:02 PM

I was banking on no one being interested, which is usually the case. And since I didn't want to DOUBLE-POST, pub, I decided to edit. You know very well that it's not something I do often, or even seldom.

It's my own special "beer chili" recipe. One lb ground beef, one large can "chili hot beans", 2 cans chili-ready tomatoes, and a bottle or can of favorite beer. The alcohol cooks off, but the flavor is magnificent. I cook it down very thick, then eat it with sour cream and tortilla chips, like dip.

Wiffles Sep 14th, 2009 06:04 PM

Yum Chilli, I like them very hot ^.^

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2009 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 648088)
Kitsa just pulled a GW. :(

There is what happened and then what I said happened. :(

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2009 06:25 PM

That sounds wonderful, Kitsa. Save me some.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 648093)
There is what happened and then what I said happened. :(

That's the Pub Lover Promise!

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2009 12:35 AM

Patrick Swayze died.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 01:03 AM

Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2009 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 648135)
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner

:lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 15th, 2009 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 648134)
Patrick Swayze died.

Shit. That's too bad. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2009 10:08 AM

"I hope Kanye West doesn't walk up during the middle of Swayze's funeral complaining that Michael Jackson had the best funeral this year."

Not my material but thought it was funny.

RaNkeri Sep 15th, 2009 10:29 AM

Keith Floyd died.

Dimnos Sep 15th, 2009 11:48 AM

Sorry... :confused:

Fathom Zero Sep 15th, 2009 12:15 PM

DIAGNOSIS: FUN

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 648186)
Sorry... :confused:

A drunk and a cook.

RaNkeri Sep 15th, 2009 02:52 PM


Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 (Post 648282)
I'm waiting to hear if MUA2 is good before I get it. Ghost, can you tell me if Juggernaut says "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"? If he does, I'm buying.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 (Post 647577)
lololol, Women would ask me for stuff like that and I would just look at them like "I know I work here but I'm not a homosexual" and they would give a look back like "Yeah, Right!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 (Post 648270)
The whole 9/11 thing is complete and utter bullshit. A lot of innocent people died so that our country could find a stupid reason to go to war.

Also, I won't believe for a second that we made it to the moon. If we did, why the fuck aren't there more things going on on the lunar surface? I haven't heard of a single mission to the moon since 1975. What the fuck is wrong with it? I call bullshit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 (Post 648285)
A scientific hypothesis is an educated question with a verifiable/disprovable outcome.

I could actually give a fuck less if they went to the moon or not, I'm simply being an ass lol. My point is that it doesn't really make any sense that they went to the moon back when technology was extremely primative only to abandon going to the moon once technology drastically advanced. Also, politicians waste taxpayer money on bullshit all the time, even more so recently.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 (Post 648287)
What ever happened to the cold war? I actually preferred it to the lukewarm one that we have now.

..

Fathom Zero Sep 15th, 2009 08:21 PM

I LOVE FEAR

Kitsa Sep 15th, 2009 08:34 PM

It's a little like someone trying out bits for their standup act.

Aaarg Sep 15th, 2009 08:44 PM

And just what's the deal with "terrorism," anyway?

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 08:49 PM

I see nothing wrong with your haircut Aaaarg, don't cut your arm over it.

Aaarg Sep 15th, 2009 08:51 PM

wut?

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2009 08:52 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:05 PM

I know of one NC babe I would swap dna with. I think Aaarg is really just gay. Pub, do you have your gaydar on?

Aaarg Sep 15th, 2009 10:10 PM

Hey man, being >3 hours away from western North Carolina doesn't count as WNC!

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:13 PM

Ok, maybe not gay but at least bi.

Babs Sep 15th, 2009 10:23 PM

Looks who's talking Tadao! I found this piece of hell on the net and all I can say is that I expected this out of you.


Fathom Zero Sep 15th, 2009 10:26 PM

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:27 PM

I'm a total fag and proud. http://tadao.org/

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:39 PM


Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:40 PM

Ooops, I think Babs was trying to be funny. I'm sorry, I was supposed to say I wasn't gay right?

Kitsa Sep 15th, 2009 10:41 PM

it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Sort of like the clap.

Babs Sep 15th, 2009 10:44 PM

What the hell, so I failed?

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:47 PM

No no man, you got me good. Great posting of Kitsa's work. I applaud you!

Kitsa Sep 15th, 2009 10:50 PM

for the record, I'm leaving that one out of the portfolio.

Babs Sep 15th, 2009 10:53 PM

That's right, know your place and take heed to what I do.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 10:57 PM

Maybe you can call me a little gay boy and show this picture!



I mean that would crush me! I posted those pictures to be respected, not made fun of!

Babs Sep 15th, 2009 11:02 PM

How about I redirect you to a link that corresponds oh so well to the self incriminating picture you reposted of yourself.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...sting_me_when/

Hey, at least you got Nintendo 64 right?

Wiffles Sep 16th, 2009 12:26 AM

Tadao isn't really gay, guys. She's a girl :love

kahljorn Sep 16th, 2009 12:28 AM

so wait tadao got raped by her father? the internet is hard to keep up with :(

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 12:31 AM


Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2009 01:22 AM

Tadao knows that becoming a girl is the sure fire way towin my favour. :love
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 648365)
Spoilers!

Perfect example: Wiffles is my new fun favouritest poster. <3
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 648414)
why are there pyrmaids found all over the world and if you plot them all on a map and draw a spiral around them like connect the dots that spiral has the exact same ratio as the golden ratio?

Kahl isn't far behind. :yum
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 648416)
As for the golden ratio business, I'm willing to bet that they left some pyramids out. Also, if I were to pick some arbitrary sites around the world I could probably connect them to make spiral with the same ratio. That is, if I was any good at math, which I'm not.

However, Jeanette is arguing with conspiracy theories by using supposition and conjecture. :rolleyes What is that about? :(

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 01:29 AM


MattJack Sep 16th, 2009 02:08 AM

she looks scared

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 02:12 AM

You would be too if you didn't know what I was gonna do with this pic.

captain516 Sep 16th, 2009 02:20 AM

Fuck guys, we've got a new member.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/membe...ter&t=69702889

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 02:29 AM

DAM YOU BOOGIE! That last name calling at Jeanette would have really pissed her off if you weren't in between.

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2009 02:39 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2009 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 648479)
lol this is exactly like this thread where she had arguments against futurism :(

I just lately jumped on the futurism boat. The idea of me an Wiffles locked in each other's robotic arms as we search the universe is my new main reason for being alive. <3
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 648448)
PS: I still think Wiffles is a character.

The best character. Unlike Jeanette. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 648474)
You are right O_O!

he ist das ubersoldat!

SO CUTE! :squee

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 03:08 AM

Heh, I like Jeanette.

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2009 03:29 AM

Pub is a character.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 03:30 AM

Pub is a cut up.

Wiffles Sep 16th, 2009 03:30 AM

Yes, Pubbles. I dream of the day we can sail the solar winds and explore the outer fringes of space and time. <3

^_^

Wiffles Sep 16th, 2009 03:31 AM

we are all characters in the eyes of jixby ;)

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2009 03:36 AM

We are all characters in the eyes of God.

Wiffles Sep 16th, 2009 03:38 AM

Yeah, God makes a rock orbiting another glowing rock in space for all his characters to play in ^_^

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2009 03:40 AM

We're like Gobots.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 09:59 AM

I want to know more about that spoon with an eyeball in it.

Zhukov Sep 16th, 2009 12:13 PM

Tomorrow I am going on Holiday to Sydney and Darwin.

I am nervous because I always think that they will cancel my hotel bookings at the last minute.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 16th, 2009 01:29 PM

Sydney should be a great time.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 03:25 PM


Sam Sep 16th, 2009 03:38 PM

VIRGINA

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 03:43 PM

Sup Wiffles

Sam Sep 16th, 2009 03:52 PM

Sup Wiffles

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2009 04:03 PM

Sup guys.

I MEAN FUCK

RaNkeri Sep 16th, 2009 04:07 PM

Actor robot!

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 648596)
Has he seen the movie "Picture Bride"? I bet he'd like it. A woman answers a mail-order bride ad, comes from Japan to Hawaii only to have a shitty life among other Japanese and Koreans on a sugar cane plantation.

Heh, he has a love hate relationship with Hawaii. He refuses to talk about a lot of it. He has barely talked about bieng in the Korean war. Japanese fathers are so stereotypical, just like you see in movies. I'm a stubborn fuck head too. Our wives all get the shit end of the stick.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 05:53 PM

hm.

Apparently my dog was a real asshole at obedience school last night. I don't know what to do to remedy that; it's kind of why she's there :(

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 06:00 PM

Have you seen Ceasers DVDs? I wonder if you can get them on Netflix. My Brother owns one. Some really good info there. I had a real hard time with my little doogie until I watched it. Your husband and you can't be different on the training though. That's the hardest part.

Aaarg Sep 16th, 2009 06:43 PM

I like the Virginia license plate. It's simple.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 06:43 PM

Yeah, I try to take that information in and use it. The big problem right now is that she's not bad-intentioned, and she's very smart, but she's still young and flighty. She'll obey when she feels like it, not when you want her to. The woman at the obedience school said she had a border collie like that...smart but bored, so they like to raise hell wherever they can. Took until she was almost 3 to settle down a little.

Humans are the same way, really. Most of the hellraisers I know are just smart and bored.

Anyway, she's at a stage where she's hard to control, between my spinal problems and the pregnancy thing, and I don't want her to be a danger to a baby. She has to get through this obedience training before we can proceed to her official service training, and I think nothing much is going to happen until she decides to settle down.

Wiffles Sep 16th, 2009 06:45 PM

I love plate spotting on long road trips. I once saw an Alaska and Hawaii plate in FL ^.^;;


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