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Dimnos Sep 22nd, 2009 05:55 PM


Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2009 06:02 PM

oh, hey, that's fun.

Dimnos Sep 22nd, 2009 06:05 PM

I thought so.

MLE Sep 22nd, 2009 06:18 PM

o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.

MattJack Sep 22nd, 2009 07:04 PM

Did Fartin get banned again?

If so, why?

The Leader Sep 22nd, 2009 07:35 PM

Yes.

The internet is unforgiving.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 07:55 PM

I don't think I ever knew why he was banned as Fartin.

MarioRPG Sep 22nd, 2009 08:17 PM

Prolly wasn't worth knowing.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 08:21 PM

But this is!
80 strange buildings.

http://www.instantshift.com/2009/02/...-architecture/

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 649576)
o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.

WTF lady. :\>::lol:love:confused::rock:x:sleep:):hypno:|

Aaarg Sep 22nd, 2009 09:07 PM

It's Tuesday evening and I have nothing to do. I worked, I mowed, I jerked off, I bathed, I clipped my toenails, I listened to Modest Mouse, I watched the trailer for the game I'm excited for, and now... maaaaaaan.

executioneer Sep 22nd, 2009 09:19 PM

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THINGS YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN THREAD >:

The Leader Sep 22nd, 2009 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649593)
I don't think I ever knew why he was banned as Fartin.

He didn't ship his secret santa stuff out, or something.

Wiffles Sep 22nd, 2009 09:48 PM

The secret santa is like russian roulette or something, many have succumed to its deadlyness o.o

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2009 10:15 PM

I've participated in very few Secret Santas that went well, so I just stopped doing 'em altogether. Still stinging from the year in high school where I handmade a teddy bear for a girl, in her favorite color, and got a used marker from my person :(

The Leader Sep 22nd, 2009 10:29 PM

Kitsa, if I ever become a millionaire I'm going to give half of my money to you. :(

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2009 10:32 PM

nah, don't do that. Do something fun with it!

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2009 10:35 PM

Kitsa, if I ever become a millionaire I'm gonna buy you a full rainbow of unopened markers.

The Leader Sep 22nd, 2009 10:37 PM

:lol

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2009 10:47 PM

awesome.

Womti Sep 23rd, 2009 12:57 AM


MattJack Sep 23rd, 2009 01:35 AM

im an alckyholic and thats a disease

so it aint my fault

rite?

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 649576)
o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.

It is good to see you. :)

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649609)
He didn't ship his secret santa stuff out, or something.

That wasn't Fartin.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649627)
nah, don't do that. Do something fun with it!

I've daydreamed about building you a sealed hygienic biodome at least six times this year. :(

This is something I want?

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:11 AM

:pagebreak I think.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:12 AM

fuck :lol

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 02:16 AM

hahahahahahaha

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:18 AM

I obviously don't do it enough. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649586)
I always found him to be kinda full of himself, honestly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649610)
That was his schtick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649624)
and that's why mensa meetings suck.

..

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649580)
What's even worse is when it randomly decides to update you on a whole string of wall-to-wall conversations between two friends, so your whole wall is one conversation. Makes me feel like a creeper.

What is with this confusion of creeper/creep amongst young people today. :(

If I am being creepy I am a creep, you little shits. >:

Also, I'm not being creepy, get over yourselves. :wah

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649588)
...she's really paranoid about her image circulating around on the nets; after I showed her 4chan...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649589)
You dummy. Why do you show her that shit?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 649652)
Hey, she asked me if I knew about it, I replied to the affirmative, and she asked to see it.

She asked about 4chan. You admitted being familiar with it without archly retching to appear a non-creeper. She asked you to show her. You did not make out.


That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 03:12 AM

Pubs got us all in check :eek

Wiffles Sep 23rd, 2009 03:35 AM

Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641681)
You only say that cause you think Shrub will talk to you.

She does this. She says stuff. Then later I realize she was expecting me to mention cocks. I am not Sam. Sam talks about cocks. Try and stop him.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649673)
Pubs got us all in check :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 649677)
Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O


Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649678)
She does this. She says stuff. Then later I realize she was expecting me to mention cocks. I am not Sam. Sam talks about cocks. Try and stop him.

Fight cock with cock ;)

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 04:28 AM

I am well versed in how to deal with gents and their wang-obsessions, as you well know. Ladies, however, no clue what they want. The ludicrous bints.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 04:31 AM

whaheynow

Colonel Flagg Sep 23rd, 2009 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649671)
She asked about 4chan. You admitted being familiar with it without archly retching to appear a non-creeper. She asked you to show her. You did not make out.

That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up.

Listen to Pub, Sappy. He knows.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 649708)
...a lovely young Franšaise graduate student named Marie. A real sweetie. She was in the US to study, of all things, American Literature.

And no. No, I did not. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 649706)
Listen to Pub, Sappy. He knows.

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Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 01:49 PM

It's like a one-man live DVD commentary. :hypno

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:04 PM

How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649725)
How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

OmiGosh! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649725)
How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649726)
OmiGosh! :eek

:eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:06 PM

..

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:13 PM

I think we should let pub post in other threads

he is unhealthy

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:19 PM

Dude, you badmouthed the Stooges just now. I'd say you ever being public would be unhealthy for your mongoloid face. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:19 PM

BECAUSE OF FISTS BEING PUT INTO IT SO SHARPLY! >:

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:20 PM

Then tongues, and cocks, because I love ya, baby. <3

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:20 PM

:pagebrak

Colonel Flagg Sep 23rd, 2009 02:22 PM

I don't know what the eff is going on due to this damned firewall! >:

Since Pub is involved, I'm guessing it's somehow humorous. :\

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:27 PM

Just for you, Flagg, I'll requote everything from the last couple of pages so you get to see how mistaken you are.

Then I'll quote the rest of the thread to show how wrong you've always been. It'll be a treat for us both.

In public.

MLE Sep 23rd, 2009 02:27 PM

I kinda miss this place sometimes.

MLE Sep 23rd, 2009 02:28 PM

And hi Pub <3

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:29 PM

Hi. :)

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:31 PM

Iggy Poop

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:32 PM

hi

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649727)
:eek


meta calling the meta meta

I wish I had a video of Elton John in the gorilla costume surprising Iggy on stage when he was high :( I don't think one exists though.

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:36 PM

I like how only good musicians die from heroin habits :(

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649745)
meta calling the meta meta

:wank

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 02:37 PM

GW: how do you classify GG allin?

he's interesting enough but I don't know that I'd call it skilled by a long shot.

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:38 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:38 PM

I dunno, I don't really listen to punk.

I like the Misfits because they don't take themselves seriously at all. Punk is just fucking silly, so the B-Movie theme is a pretty good fit for it.

I'm not doing anything for four hours, though, I'll go download some stuff.

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 02:54 PM

I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO PUNK FANS

JEEZE

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 02:54 PM

"Expose Yourself to Kids" and "I Wanna Piss on You" are good ones to start with.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 02:55 PM

there are different sorts of punk fans and the ones who would have a problem with it deserve what they get.

Fucking Sex Pistols turned it into a cartoon

Dimnos Sep 23rd, 2009 02:58 PM

I want a video of the Sex Pistols getting their asses kicked. :\

stevetothepast Sep 23rd, 2009 03:00 PM

everyone has a different opinion on punk.

I think Richard Hell, and Tom Verlaine, and Johnny Thunders represent punk the most to me.

Oh and The Fall prior to mid 80's.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 03:08 PM

most of the people who were truest to the original notion are dead, I think.

I just hate the oi-oi-oi mohawk and spitting crap.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 03:09 PM

http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/index.html

Eyeball test game thingy

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 03:12 PM

Fuck that, I make uneven polygons and angles when I use a protractor

Also, stop reminding me that I have math homework I'm neglecting.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 03:23 PM

Hahahaha I love math I mean meth, no I love them both together.

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 03:27 PM

Zicam Cough Max: It's the good shit

Dimnos Sep 23rd, 2009 03:31 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 03:33 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 03:35 PM

All I listen to lately is Ween and Beefheart

The Pod is my favorite buzzed album. :(

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 03:46 PM

Jesus Christ, I love the smell of pot.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 03:52 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2009 03:55 PM

I think it smells like burning body odor and muslim incense.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 03:56 PM

it smells like my neighbors' garage and maybe warm Corona.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649762)

10.84, and I got straight 0.0 on convergence and right angle. Finding the equidistant was horrible for me, though.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 04:27 PM

I appreciate raw, earthy smells, like freshly cut grass. I think it smells wonderful.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 649771)

Richard Belzer? :lol

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 04:36 PM

got a little of that look to him, doesn't he.

But then Joey Ramone did too.

When Joey Ramone pops up in my dreams with his random input, he sounds half like Vinnie Barbarino and half like that one metal guy from Little Nicky. (Not the one with the moustache). I don't know why.

MLE Sep 23rd, 2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649787)
10.84, and I got straight 0.0 on convergence and right angle. Finding the equidistant was horrible for me, though.

2.73. Suck it. <3

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 05:10 PM

Which one? :yum

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 06:36 PM

A buttload of explosives:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...is-bottom.html

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 06:44 PM

And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649811)

What a giant asshole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649813)
And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

:O

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 06:54 PM

I wonder if the last thing he felt was searing rectal pain? What a way to go.

And those are some giant poisonous snakes those rabbits have been killing. That's pretty damn brave for a rabbit.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 07:00 PM

I wonder if they were protecting the baby nest. Moms get fucking vicious.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 07:10 PM

I'm sure that must have been it.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 07:16 PM

There is a tree out back where I often sit and smoke and look at pretty things. When the birds have babies, the dive bomb me for like 2 weeks. They attack dad while he waters, the dogs have to run and poop at the same time. Nature is cute even when it's deadly.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2009 07:23 PM

I had a squirrel drop a full ear of dried corn on my head back in April. The only thing I can think of that would make a spring-hungry squirrel throw that much food at me was that I was close to a nest.

Note: an ear of dried corn hurts pretty fucking badly when it's dropped square on your head from about 15 feet up.

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 07:48 PM

You sure got an earful! I'm in bad pun mode. Ever since I decided to try not to get into meaningless fights to amuse myself, I have reverted back to jokes that usually get you punched in the arm.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2009 08:03 PM

http://www.nataliedee.com/092309/royalty-supreme.jpg

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 09:00 PM

I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.

They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :(

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649851)
I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.

They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649848)
I knew you would try to be witty. What irony in your words. Your sentence states that your post killed all chance. It's like I'm fucking psychic.

..

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 09:03 PM

That one was unintentional, but I liked it enough. :(


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