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Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 09:04 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Sep 23rd, 2009 09:14 PM

When I'm unhappy with a product, I usually move on and find on I like.

LordSappington Sep 23rd, 2009 10:21 PM

So, in my DELTA class, my teacher has a habit of making me elaborate on an essay on more and more topics; when I wrote my essay on the war in Afghanistan, she wanted to know more SPECIFICALLY about the Taliban, and write another paper on them. Then, she wanted me to write an essay on how I, personally, would end the war. So, after ten minutes of me arguing that 'how the hell should I know how to end a war?!', I wrote a bullshit essay in five or ten minutes about how we should just make all of Afghanistan a huge paperweight by nuking every square inch. I tried to make it as right-winged extremist as I could. Can't wait to see her reaction when she gives it back.

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2009 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 649866)
DO YOU LIKE THE FEELIN OF A MAN'S BOURBON SOAKED MUSTACHE ON YOUR THE BACK OF YOUR NECK WHILE YOURE PARALYZED WITH PLEASURE/GHB?

Yes. Do you? Tnxkbye.

MLE Sep 24th, 2009 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 649796)
Which one? :yum

If in reference to my eyeballing score, that was my average for everything.

MattJack Sep 24th, 2009 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649871)
Yes. Do you? Tnxkbye.

Pub, Im a giver, so no. I like to GIVE pleasure/ghb to the women.

Besides I don't want to make our frandship awkward

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 649883)
If in reference to my eyeballing score, that was my average for everything.

You should know by now that I was referring to which titty I should suck. :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 24th, 2009 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649813)
And some badass killer rabbits for Tadao:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html


kahljorn Sep 24th, 2009 05:31 PM

my neice has the swine flu and its pretty hard core. I have a feeling shit is gonna hit the fan with that soon.

And they asked my wife to go babysit their other kids which is just great...

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 05:33 PM

:( So far I have no knowledge of the effects of swine flu. If kahl says it's hardcore, I feel sorry for his niece.

Dr. Boogie Sep 24th, 2009 05:36 PM

Any idea where/who she got it from?

kahljorn Sep 24th, 2009 06:24 PM

No idea.

but ive read some stories about how its starting to circulate in schools and stuff...

Another thing to be concerned about is that, even though the swine flu is supposed to (according to the doctors in the ER) make you vomit, she hasn't been vomiting or anything. basically, when she came in her symptoms would not have matched the description of swine flu.
But they are going to put her into quarantine :O

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 06:31 PM

Oh man, she's mutating the strain! But no, I hope she gets better fast. I get the feeling she is pretty young and quarantine is no fun for any age, but being 5-12 would really suck.

stevetothepast Sep 24th, 2009 06:33 PM

maddox is willing to let you give it to him, provided you agree to his terms and conditionshere :|

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 06:35 PM

Hahaha I was just rereading his page today! Even showed it to a hot lady.

Dimnos Sep 24th, 2009 06:39 PM

H1N1 Flu AKA "Swine Flu"

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDC
The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea.

Compared to regular seasonal Flu

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDC
The flu usually comes on suddenly and may include these symptoms:
  • Fever (usually high)
  • Headache
  • Extreme tiredness
  • Dry cough
  • Sore throat
  • Runny or stuffy nose
  • Muscle aches
  • Stomach symptoms, such as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea, also can occur but are more common in children than adults


Dimnos Sep 24th, 2009 06:44 PM

About the same shit... Its no worse than regular run of the mill flu. Just a different strain. They are already working on a vaccine that will be out in October. Developed the same way the garden variety flu vaccine is. If anything the H1N1 is more mild because its not quite as hard on the elderly for some reason. They are guessing because there was an H1N1 "outbreak" back in the 70s and there immune systems have some previous experience with it.

Dimnos Sep 24th, 2009 06:46 PM

Not to say that the flu doesnt suck or anything. Just that its not as big of a deal as the news would make it out to be. Wash your hands. Take some medicine. Go to your Dr if you need to...

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 06:48 PM

Sorry Dim, but you have yet to know someone with it right?

Dimnos Sep 24th, 2009 06:52 PM

2 Kids at my wifes school have had it gotten better and come back to school. One of my moms best friends has had it as of last week and while I havnt talked to her this week I havnt heard that she died.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 07:00 PM

Well then I am sorry! Cause I am wrong. >:

Dimnos Sep 24th, 2009 07:06 PM

Its cool. Like I said its not like the flu doesnt suck because it does still suck. I wouldnt wish it on anyone and I really hope that Khals niece gets better soon. :tear

Im just saying its not as bad as the news would make it out to be. :\

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE NEWS!!!
Tonight! What is in your water that can kill you! We will tell you tonight at 10!


Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 07:09 PM

I have been warned because I have to bring my immune system to a slow crawl in order to slow the bone fusion. I don't care though. Self tragedy seems to makes me a better person.

Kitsa Sep 24th, 2009 07:10 PM

That's essentially the thing Sanjay Gupta said when he just got it. It sucked, but he took tylenol and fluids, and now he's fine.

I don't like how they're pushing a vaccine that's not yet out of clinical trials.

Dimnos Sep 24th, 2009 07:11 PM

Because of your lowered immune system can you get vaccinations? Or are they to much for your system?

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 07:16 PM



Hahhahahaha here we go. I don't like taking drugs from the medical association. The only reason I'm on Enbrel is because I couldn't take the pain anymore and was waiting to die. I never do flu shots, and I don't trust antibiotics. Too each his own I guess, but I piss of Dr's and people trying to help me.

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2009 07:17 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Sanjay Gupta got swine flu
lol

Aaarg Sep 24th, 2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 650083)
brak

oh burn

LordSappington Sep 24th, 2009 07:21 PM

I've been diagnosed with H1N1 today. Fun. Of course, half my school has, too.

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 07:25 PM

You pussies, catch a real disease.

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2009 07:25 PM

:lol

Oh Tadao. <3

Tadao Sep 24th, 2009 07:26 PM

I thought that would ease your OCD. :D

kahljorn Sep 24th, 2009 08:15 PM

the danger with pandemics isn't just that "everybody will get it" which is just like a regular flu but that everybody will get it and it will mutate and change through all the different conditions and eventually a super virus will emerge and kill everybody.

Kitsa Sep 24th, 2009 08:42 PM

but as of right now, the southern hemisphere is wrapping up their flu season and so far the strain (which isn't just swine flu but a combination of swine and avian flu) has not mutated.

LordSappington Sep 24th, 2009 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 650102)
the danger with pandemics isn't just that "everybody will get it" which is just like a regular flu but that everybody will get it and it will mutate and change through all the different conditions and eventually a super virus will emerge and kill everybody.

If this is true, wouldn't it be plausible that the common cold should have wiped us out decades ago?

kahljorn Sep 24th, 2009 09:01 PM

Yep, except that common colds supposedly don't have either the susceptibility to mutation and the i dunno structure or something to mutate to such dangerous degrees or something. oh yea and also cause our immune systems deal with the common cold all the time but the avian/swine flu is new.

There's something about going from being an animal flu to being a human flu that makes it particularly dangerous i think, but I'm not positive. But yea we have been fucked with by flus like this there was a similar one caused by an avian bird flu at the beginning of the 20th century.

LordSappington Sep 24th, 2009 09:06 PM

Dude, nothing mutates like the common cold; that's why they're so common.
I think the main reason animal diseases are so much more dangerous is because it's completely alien to our bodies; there aren't any antibodies whatsoever to combat them.

kahljorn Sep 24th, 2009 09:11 PM

yea but they only usually change enough for us to get sick again. It's not like a gigantic change. Plus part of the mutation they talk about with bird flus and stuff is it mutating to be able to go from person to person easier and to afflict humans more specifically, whereas common colds have already done that.

kahljorn Sep 24th, 2009 09:16 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_fl...ly_second_wave

Quote:

The second wave of the 1918 pandemic was much deadlier than the first. During the first wave, which began in early March, the epidemic resembled typical flu epidemics. Those at the most risk were the sick and elderly, and younger, healthier people recovered easily. But in August, when the second wave began in France, Sierra Leone and the United States,[40] the virus had mutated to a much more deadly form. This has been attributed to the circumstances of the First World War.[41] In civilian life evolutionary pressures favour a mild strain: those who get really sick stay home, but those mildly ill continue with their lives, go to work and go shopping, preferentially spreading the mild strain. In the trenches the evolutionary pressures were reversed: soldiers with a mild strain remained where they were, while the severely ill were sent on crowded trains to crowded field hospitals, spreading the deadlier virus. So the second wave began and flu quickly spread around the world again.[42] It was the same flu, in that most of those who recovered from first-wave infections were immune, but it was now far more deadly and the most vulnerable people were those who were like the soldiers in the trenches - young, otherwise healthy, adults.[43] Consequently, during modern pandemics, health officials pay attention when the virus reaches places with social upheaval, looking for deadlier strains of the virus.[42]

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2009 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 650151)
I had fun with it. I was not disappointing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 650153)
You're still a disappointment to me, son.

..

Dr. Boogie Sep 25th, 2009 12:16 AM

Not everyone can be not disappointing to someone.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2009 12:44 AM

Quote:

[15:26] k atiq22: hey
[15:26] Pubbles: hullo
[15:26] k atiq22: jarv is a gay name
[15:27] Pubbles: So is your face, but I don't slap your momma for it.
[15:27] k atiq22: shut up you british fag
[15:28] Pubbles: Witty and pithy. You sure one-upped me, mysterious internet turd
[15:31] k atiq22: check out this website www.[edited out].com
I can't say I like the way spambots are going. :(

Whatever happened to them pretending to like me?

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2009 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 650167)
HAHA THIS THREAD IS FOR NERDS WHINING ABOUT TOYS WHEN THEY ARE WELL PASS THE AGE FOR PLAYING WITH TOYS HAHA

...on the internet. ...with your cartoon avatar. ALL IN CAPS!

Misdemonar Sep 25th, 2009 03:57 AM

THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT PUBLOVER I WILL TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATE THOUGHT


p.s. how is your love life

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2009 04:09 AM

As good as it ever was & better than it should be. :(

Dixie Sep 25th, 2009 05:12 AM

my heart just got a little sad
:(

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2009 05:23 AM

My heart's been sad for a while now. I've got a girl-shaped hole in it. :(

Shrubfest Sep 25th, 2009 08:03 AM

My heart has holes in. It's where the blood goes.

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2009 09:10 AM

my heart is tough and rubbery. But it also has a lot of dents :(

Chojin Sep 25th, 2009 09:14 AM



i got the picture of vince and he seemed so smug, I had to make it

Chojin Sep 25th, 2009 09:18 AM



I can't tell which picture is better

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2009 09:18 AM

"watch this, you're gonna love my nuts"

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2009 09:23 AM


stevetothepast Sep 25th, 2009 09:31 AM

Slap your problems away like Vince with the all new Slap-Chop!

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2009 09:35 AM

SLAP YOUR PLOBWEMS AWAY WITH DA BLOODSPOWWT.

LordSappington Sep 25th, 2009 09:42 AM

Hahahaha, he's been crying. What a puss. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2009 09:44 AM

Either he's crying chocolate milk, or that's blood that's run down his face.

Probably the former, if you ask me.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2009 01:15 PM

Haha! I get it! He says "man" although his opponent was a woman!
looooolz!!

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2009 01:22 PM

http://www.flat-d.com/women.html

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2009 01:31 PM

Quote:

I simply love it. It makes me feel comfortable in the fact that I can make all the noise I want when no one else is in my office and have no fear that anyone walking in afterwards will confront any embarrassing, ill odors of any sort. And believe me … with all the medications I’m currently on and with all of the people who come in and out of my office, that is a great weight off of my shoulders.
Pat F. Charleston, SC
:rock

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2009 01:32 PM

yes, it's such a good feeling thinking of all the people out there confidently farting up a storm.

Colonel Flagg Sep 25th, 2009 02:09 PM

What's up with the one that looks like a maxipad that claims "reusability"? WTF? Every time you fart, you wash, rinse, spin, dry and reinsert between your cheeks?

Wow. What a convenience. :x

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2009 02:12 PM

I like the thong one.

I dunno, if your "vaginal odors" are so bad you require charcoal filtration, you might want to see a doctor.

Babs Sep 25th, 2009 03:24 PM

I don't know what to throw into this topic of discussion but I would like to state it's my birthday if that's possible at all.

b_squared Sep 25th, 2009 03:38 PM

Shamless self promoting. Err I mean happy Birthday:)
Doing anything special today to celebrate?

Babs Sep 25th, 2009 03:41 PM

Eating some fattening chicken wings and drinking that beer for my big ol' double deuce. After getting a little intoxicated, I'm heading over to drinking thread and making an ass of myself. Hopefully CIG will keep me company on AIM later as well.

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2009 03:52 PM

happy birthday, babs.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 25th, 2009 04:31 PM

Oh, we're going to do this right

Colonel Flagg Sep 25th, 2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 650261)
happy birthday, babs.

Yeah, what she said. Go out and get drunk, and put it on my tab. ;)

Dixie Sep 26th, 2009 01:28 AM

Don't count on me being on AIM, I'm drinking with room mates and pretending I don't have to go to work tomorrow

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 02:37 AM

Shit, what's a good way to make 30 dollars in two days

I pawned my guitar but that left me way short :(

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 02:39 AM

NOT WHORING, JERKS

executioneer Sep 26th, 2009 04:04 AM

SELL PLASMA

Nick Sep 26th, 2009 05:35 AM

SELL SEMEN

kahljorn Sep 26th, 2009 06:11 AM

30 dollars for the seed of guitar woman?

kahljorn Sep 26th, 2009 06:11 AM

seriously??

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 07:27 AM

You gotta be a college grad (or have good grades) with good genes, being athletic and free of ailments.

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 08:29 AM

oh shit, maybe i should look into this

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 08:43 AM

You'd get a bit more than plasma, fo' sho'.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 26th, 2009 10:33 AM

I gave up drinking pop at work and mostly drink coffee or tea instead now. I find myself being a lot less irritable.

Shrubfest Sep 26th, 2009 05:27 PM

I just got sent this from the boyfriend:
'Hey, gonna give u a call tomorrow (probs early afternoon), need to talk 'bout a few things...'

Should I be worried?

The Leader Sep 26th, 2009 05:45 PM

Why don't you ask Willie? :I

Shrubfest Sep 26th, 2009 07:32 PM

I wanted as much input as possible!

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 08:31 PM

(7:19:28 PM) Chojin (AIM): new favorite thing
(7:20:48 PM) Chojin (AIM): i just had sex with this girl and she gets a call from her SO immediately afterwards, and answers it while still romantically entangled
(7:21:12 PM) Chojin (AIM): and she's all like 'Aww, love you baby, k' on the phone
(7:21:22 PM) Chojin (AIM): Then hangs up, throws it down, and laughs
(7:21:31 PM) Chojin (AIM): women scare me

Aaarg Sep 26th, 2009 08:37 PM

no joke, man, womens is evil.

ps i like ur avataer :-*

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 09:11 PM

Unlike Sam, I'm not above creepily flying across the ocean.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 09:38 PM

I'm going to say it, I am a good-gened motherfucker

good eyesight, fair skin, auburn hair, no inclinations towards being a fatass, low addiction potential, etc :picklehat

I'd feel weird about donating sperm, though. Like, really weird.

Plasma sounds like a winning solution but I pass out whenever I lose a lot of blood really fast. Do they just suck it out of you like they do when taking blood for substance tests or are they not cocks about it?

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650411)
I'm going to say it, I am a good-gened motherfucker

good eyesight, fair skin, auburn hair, no inclinations towards being a fatass, low addiction potential, etc :picklehat

people in my family tend to be a few inches shorter than average, but also stronger

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 09:44 PM


Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2009 10:01 PM

+5 Strength
-3 Agility

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650414)

yes and we are also legendary craftsmen

LordSappington Sep 26th, 2009 10:20 PM

My sister's adopted kid, who's twelve, tried to convince me that he came up with the game 'Ghosting'. I lol'd.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 10:53 PM

Should I shave my head to look like male pattern baldness for my halloween costume?

On one hand it'd be funny and I'd get mad respek and street cred for doing it, but on the other hand I'd have a shaved head for like a fucking year and with my freakishly big Charlie Brown head I can just give up trying to make friends or have anyone take me seriously

Also I love my long hair :(

Kitsa Sep 26th, 2009 11:03 PM

Then you probably shouldn't shave your head.

I wish I could go back to Foy's this year :(

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700642

Chojin Sep 26th, 2009 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 650430)
Should I shave my head to look like male pattern baldness for my halloween costume?

On one hand it'd be funny and I'd get mad respek and street cred for doing it, but on the other hand I'd have a shaved head for like a fucking year and with my freakishly big Charlie Brown head I can just give up trying to make friends or have anyone take me seriously

Also I love my long hair :(

The part of my hair that DOES grow grew back to normal length in about 3-4 months. It is also super convenient to shave. But if you aren't balding and like your hair, I don't know why you'd do it.

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 11:24 PM

For authenticity, obviously

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2009 11:28 PM

oh shit, what if I made a wig out of my own hair?

who would know the difference

LordSappington Sep 27th, 2009 01:45 AM

We would. :(

Wiffles Sep 27th, 2009 03:56 AM

that would be painstaking, planting every hair into the headpiece.


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