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Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:52 AM



he's like a master of childhood fears. :(

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:54 AM

Seriously :( it's like SAAAY, THOSE ARE MY OLD DREAMS, BUB. I WANT ROYALTIES

dextire Feb 19th, 2010 02:58 AM

As a kid I would get terrified from looking at the illustrations for "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark".


Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:08 AM

I used to think the Bugs Bunny Hair Monster was waiting for me on the upstairs landing. I had to turn off the stair-light and cross the hall in the dark to get to my room and he was always waiting for me.

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:13 AM

Dex, did it really terrify you or just make you wierded out. I found that the most simple things scared me, while the "scary" stuff just put my hais on end.

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 03:15 AM

The entrance to the attic was in my room as a young kid and I believed that it was where all my nightmares came from :(

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:17 AM

OH MAN! I HAD A DOOR IN A WALL TOO!

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 03:20 AM

AND IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:29 AM

My brother had the bed closest to it THANK GOD

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 03:32 AM

Tadao are you secretly my younger brother


ARE YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD DAD AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP MOONLIGHTING AS A JAPANESE CONCUBINE OVER THE INTERNET

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:34 AM

HEY DEX, THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

bigtimecow Feb 19th, 2010 03:35 AM

i'm gonna take a shit and go to bed :(

bigtimecow Feb 19th, 2010 03:35 AM

woops [/twitter]

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:39 AM

Gris,

When I gots older I moved into a different room cause I hated my older brother at the time. My dad breeds, so yet again there are wo beds to a room. I'm in the bed farthest from the closet and I awake to hear some fucked up noises coming rom the closet. Scary deep growling noises. I stayed awake for like 20 mins in terror afraid of the ground and the walls and everything. When I woke up I saw my dad in the other bed for some reason :lol The fucker must have been snoring or someshit. :(

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2010 09:35 AM

The hair monster's name is Gossamer.

Those Scary Stories illustrations creeped the everloving shit out of me, especially that one.

I can't remember if I said this before, but when I was in elementary school the It miniseries came out and they did a special-edition paperback of the novel. My mom, for whatever ill-advised reason, bought it for me. It had this giant luminous scowling pennywise on the cover and I didn't want anything to do with it, so I stuck it in the back of a bookcase in the basement behind some other books. I know for a fact that it was behind other books because Pennywise was on the spine too and I didn't want to look at him.

So this one night I was home alone, doing laundry in the dark basement, and it was storming and damned if that book didn't FALL OUT OF THE BOOKCASE FACING ME and all I could see was this glowing Pennywise face in the darkness. I became convinced that Pennywise had somehow really gotten to me through my reading the book and this was one of his ominous appearances. I dropped the laundry and ran upstairs and turned on every light, tv and radio in the house.

Later on, when other people were home, I tore off the cover and the spine-paper, tore them into tiny shreds, and flushed them down the toilet so he could go back to the sewer where he belonged. I've had several copies of IT since (hardcover...one's on my desk right now actually)...but I always do away with the dust jacket first.

In the director's commentary of the miniseries, the actors said that Tim Curry was so legitimately scary and authentic that everyone avoided him during filming. No one talked to him and he always had to eat his meals alone.

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673139)
THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

Man, I do this all the bloody time. I must have super-negative points. :eek

Shrubfest Feb 19th, 2010 10:07 AM

Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.

dextire Feb 19th, 2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673133)
Dex, did it really terrify you or just make you weirded out. I found that the most simple things scared me, while the "scary" stuff just put my hairs on end.

Well, when I first read them I just found the illustrations very creepy.
Then I had a nightmare that this guy walked through my door and stood next to my bed.



After that for like 2 weeks I kept hearing him outside, his blood lightly tapping on my window like rain, waiting for me to look so he could break-in.
That's the most scared I've ever been from reading a book.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673139)
HEY DEX, THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

Sorry, the caring about my Tadao cool level goes out after 2:00 am. :)
And if I were a spammer YOU COULD HAVE WAY MORE WOW GOLD TODAY!

Zhukov Feb 19th, 2010 11:49 AM

Call the police, citizen.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2010 11:54 AM

When I was younger the 10,000 Volt Ghost from Scooby Doo used to scare me the most. I'm a generally paranoid person but between the crazy noises he made and the crazy swirling eyes was just too terrifying to me. I've noticed I've become I was used to hate.

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2010 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 673152)
Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.


dextire Feb 19th, 2010 12:27 PM

I can't deny that's a really good picture.
I think that Shrubfest made a small typo though, and was actually looking for Rogg.

Here you go.

dextire Feb 19th, 2010 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 673152)
Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.

And now that enough time has passed that I'm sure whatever point you were trying to make is now null, here's the picture.



He's the one in the pickle hat.

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2010 03:50 PM

is this in some high school's lunchroom?

I forgot about the 10,000 Volt Ghost and completely did not make the association with the name. He was the jaggedy blurry big orange thing, right? He made like a shimmery sound and babbled nonsense.

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 03:54 PM

Is that a banner of a toaster?

dextire Feb 19th, 2010 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 673176)
is this in some high school's lunchroom?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673177)
Is that a banner of a toaster?

I'm going to go ahead and say yes to both of you.
It's from Comic-Con so anything is possible. :)

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 04:04 PM

Toaster erotica :puke

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2010 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 673176)
is this in some high school's lunchroom?

I forgot about the 10,000 Volt Ghost and completely did not make the association with the name. He was the jaggedy blurry big orange thing, right? He made like a shimmery sound and babbled nonsense.


yeah, kinda looked like the big red hair guy from bugs bunny if he got electrocuted and went on a bender. I can do a pretty good impersonation of the noise if I drink enough.

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 04:45 PM

It used to be you avatar.

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 673146)
Man, I do this all the bloody time. I must have super-negative points. :eek

you're a blackhole of unanswered questions :(

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 05:04 PM

Some things are better off unsaid. :)

Like the blackhole/asshole/rimjob joke I just tried to write. :x

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 05:11 PM

i don't get rimjobs. That's so nasty.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2010 05:30 PM

That's my special technique.

edit: Is it considered ATM if I kiss them after?

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2010 05:49 PM

Shit, Fartin just friended me on facebook after I loled about Captain Robo friending him on facebook :(

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 05:51 PM

Weird, Fartin just posted to my FB wall too. He... He doesn't understand how to comment under pictures?

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673188)
i don't get rimjobs. That's so nasty.

Aww, sorry you don't get any. :(

You give them though, right? :orgasm :yum

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 05:53 PM

:x

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 673189)
That's my special technique.

edit: Is it considered ATM if I kiss them after?

That took me far too long to decode as Ass To Mouth. I am appalled at myself.

I was all 'Automated teller machine... What?" :dunce

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 06:00 PM

It's more like MTATM

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2010 06:08 PM

Call me old fashioned but I'm a MTM man myself :kinky

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2010 06:11 PM

MOUTH TO MUFF :x :x :x

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 06:13 PM

HAH!

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 06:21 PM

I'm a DTD kinda guy. :pickle

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 06:22 PM

:picklehat

Sam Feb 19th, 2010 06:24 PM

A2A

bigtimecow Feb 19th, 2010 06:25 PM

wait is fartin jared carlson?

Sam Feb 19th, 2010 06:27 PM

no, he's marty fowler

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 673204)
A2A

Just like rubbing or with an old double-head? :love

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 673205)
wait is fartin jared carlson?

i SURE HOPE NOT :eek

bigtimecow Feb 19th, 2010 06:32 PM

who the hell is jared carlson

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 06:35 PM

I KNOW BUT WONT TELL

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 06:39 PM

This isn't the army, son. We're asking, so get telling. >:

Sam Feb 19th, 2010 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 673207)
Just like rubbing or with an old double-head? :love

JENNIFER CONNELY STYLE, LIKE IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 673202)
I'm a DTD kinda guy. :pickle


I just found out about D-Docking like a week ago and was like :lol "They make that? Awesome."

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 673214)
I just found out about D-Docking like a week ago and was like :lol "They make that? Awesome."

I was thinking swordfights, but that looks good as well. :orgasm

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2010 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 673213)
JENNIFER CONNELY STYLE, LIKE IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

Call me, Big Boy.

The Leader Feb 19th, 2010 08:04 PM

I'm Jared Carlson. :(

bigtimecow Feb 19th, 2010 08:34 PM

oh well helloooooooooooo i can stay friends with you, i enjoy your sig lots

The Leader Feb 19th, 2010 09:23 PM

:)

Fathom Zero Feb 19th, 2010 09:26 PM

billy connolly

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 11:02 PM

PUB do you have any pictures stashed away of Ant10708? He acts like a fat kid and I need to confirm this

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 11:08 PM

WHOAH

Quote:


Hey.I'm just wondering if any juggalos who plan to go to the future dates would pick an extra XL tour shirt up and like we could exchange info and I'd mail you the cash and the shipping costs and you'd mail me the shirt.Here is the story behind why: I attended the concert last night in NYC and bought a tour shirt like I always do and I dunno in my fucking burntness/tiredness i fucking either dropped it and someone snatched it real quick outisde or some slick juggalo like pulled it off my shoulder when i was distracted by jamie madrox in his fucking suv causing chaos. I'm just wondering if any juggalos who plan to go to the future dates yet to be performed would pick up an extra XL tour shirt up and like we could exchange info and I'd mail you the cash and the shipping costs and a nice thank you letter and you'd mail me the shirt. Anyone looking to help a NY juggalo out with this I'd really appreciate it.
Twiztid_Ant said:


How about you million spiders or Azazel. Help out a fellow east coast ninja? Snitch
Stale
Fresh



February 27, 2008- 15:04
Votes: +0
Azazel said:


I,m broke as fuck, plus I get into the middle of the pit, so its hard for me to even keep my own shoes on.... Snitch
Stale
Fresh



February 27, 2008- 15:15
Votes: +0

millionspiders said:


Yeah. Id love to help. Ill see what I can do. :] Snitch
Stale
Fresh



February 27, 2008- 15:51
Votes: +0

Twiztid_Ant said:


want my email homie? I'll hook you up with some extra cash for doing this my man. Snitch
Stale
Fresh



February 27, 2008- 17:30
Votes: +0

millionspiders said:


just glad to help a ninja yo. Snitch
Stale
Fresh



February 28, 2008- 07:16
Votes: +0

Twiztid_Ant said:


my email is Ant10708@hotmail.com

hit me up with an email homie that way I got yours







HOLY FUCK HE'S A JUGGALO :lol

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 12:34 AM

JUST GLAD TO HELP A NINJA YO. SNITCH

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 12:41 AM

Snitch stale fresh keepin dem east cost ninjas alive.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2010 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 673230)
I'm Jared Carlson. :(

WHO ARE YOU

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2010 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673250)
PUB do you have any pictures stashed away...

I totally forgot I did this. :|

I am the worst internet stalker ever. I barely even save pics of the Glorious Doops lately. :eek


I don... I don't know who I am any more. :tear

Grislygus Feb 20th, 2010 04:58 AM

:(

bigtimecow Feb 20th, 2010 04:59 AM

HOMIES HOMIES

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2010 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673250)
PUB do you have any pictures stashed away of Ant10708?

No. I don't know who that is. :confused:

Are they new?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673250)
He acts like a fat kid and I need to confirm this

You never used to need to confirm it. All it took for the forum to accept a dude was fat was your word and a finely detailed drawing of said fatness.

Like that time you fell off your car onto your face and was so ashamed you cried and stopped posting and moved to California to escape the teasing.

Fathom Zero Feb 20th, 2010 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 673276)
HOMIES HOMIES

HOOOOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Zhukov Feb 20th, 2010 06:28 AM

I don't know what 'snitch' means yo.

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2010 10:39 AM

This is because you are are not a Juggalo. Although you bopping along to ICP is an entertaining mental image. :x

bigtimecow Feb 20th, 2010 03:26 PM

FAYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bigtimecow Feb 20th, 2010 03:27 PM



hahahahahahahahahahahahaha he's amazing

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2010 03:32 PM

Happy Birthday, BTC.

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2010 03:32 PM

:pagebrak

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 03:35 PM

jesus christ

bigtimecow Feb 20th, 2010 03:39 PM

you're two days early, but i'll take it anyway

thanks boo :* miss you

RaNkeri Feb 20th, 2010 05:28 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Fathom Zero Feb 20th, 2010 05:29 PM

Go back to liking Predator.

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 05:40 PM

Seriously

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 673331)
OH SHIIIITTTT

THAT WAS MY 6,000th POST!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 20th, 2010 07:36 PM

THIS CALLS FOR SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 07:42 PM


Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:22 PM

some asshole hit our car in a parking lot today. Backed right into our front end while we were in the grocery store. Not only that, they left the damn car crunched into ours, didn't even pull forward to disengage their rear bumper from our front bumper. Also, they left a kid in their backseat gaping at us as we took pictures of the damage.

What the hell is wrong with people?

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 08:25 PM

Did you manage to get a picture of the kid?

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2010 08:27 PM

:lol
omg seriously? That's classic. So they like crashed the car and straight up ran away, even though there was a kid in the back seat? or were they still there?

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:30 PM

Didn't get a picture of the kid. Got plenty of pictures of the license plate, which I was amazed stayed in place.

I assume the person was in the store. It was almost as if they didn't even notice hitting our car. They pulled backward into the space (which was odd enough, given that the space would have been hard to back into and there was no real good reason to do so), crunched into our car, left the car still hooked onto our car and just...departed. They left the kid in the car and went into the store.

Dr. Boogie Feb 20th, 2010 08:32 PM

That is pretty amazing. Please tell me you waited for them to get back, and they tried to explain what they were thinking.

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:33 PM

Nope, needed to get back home...my mom was watching the baby, who was due any minute for another feeding. I would be the responsible parent in this particular equation.

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2010 08:45 PM

they wereprobably all cracked out/drunk and when they hit your car they grabbed their crack bag panicked and ran off, never to be seen again.

the child became a ward of state.

C'EST LA VIE

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:46 PM

I would not be surprised.

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 08:50 PM

Some circumstantial evidence has surfaced since the horrible incidence.


Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 09:00 PM

That kid looks more mentally with-it than this kid did. This kid sort of looked like the Jerry Maguire kid, minus about 100 IQ points.

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 09:08 PM



Didn't know you could get lower than that.

Colonel Flagg Feb 20th, 2010 10:58 PM

You can't make this crap up. People really are that brain-dead.

executioneer Feb 20th, 2010 11:09 PM

GUYS BONER IS MISSING

Colonel Flagg Feb 21st, 2010 01:22 AM

I thought you were joking. :(

executioneer Feb 21st, 2010 01:51 AM

oh man if only we hadn't wasted the ___ is missing choose your own adventure thing on the president of uganda :(

executioneer Feb 21st, 2010 01:52 AM

everyone watch the olympics and check the audiences for boner


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