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Dimnos Jul 12th, 2010 01:10 PM

:pagebrak

Dimnos Jul 12th, 2010 01:10 PM





The ONLY mother fucking Ice Cream. >:

elx Jul 12th, 2010 05:10 PM


DEVIL DRINK IS DISGUSTING. DEVIL DOUGHNUTS ARE WORSE INCASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING.

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2010 05:55 PM

What a coincidence. I spent most of my money at Jungle Jim's on Cheerwine.

elx Jul 12th, 2010 06:05 PM

i have better tasting cough syrup

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2010 06:10 PM

The aftertaste is awful, and it's better cold. Better to have something to wash it down with afterward, dude.

Dimnos Jul 12th, 2010 06:14 PM

Like rum.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 12th, 2010 06:55 PM

I had two deuces of Steel Reserve last night to wash down the TNA PPV.

Kitsa Jul 12th, 2010 07:35 PM

where the hell is the Cheerwine at Jungle Jim's? I can never find it and the giraffe phone people are no help.

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2010 07:40 PM

It's only over in the bottles, near the Nehi and all the other weird bottled sodas. They don't have it in cans or six or twelve packs. :(

Grislygus Jul 12th, 2010 08:00 PM

so, while trying to give my billing information while booking a room at a comfort inn, i had to try and convince the prick on the other end of the line that I knew what my own zip code was

"umm, I'm sorry, the system's saying that 92653 is not the zip code for Laguna Hills..."

"well. I just double checked, and according to Google, the U.S. Post Office disagrees."

I ended up having to give the motherfucker my old oregon address

Colonel Flagg Jul 12th, 2010 10:46 PM

I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. >: Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.

Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense.

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2010 11:34 PM

ONE YEAR FREE OF AMAZON PRIME, THX FATHOM

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2010 11:46 PM

No problem, kiddo. ;)

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:07 AM

willie how ARE you.doin

executioneer Jul 13th, 2010 03:10 AM

im aight

gotta go pickup my cousin from the airport in a bit, geezzzz who gets a flight that arrives at 1am

executioneer Jul 13th, 2010 03:12 AM

if i include a real rifle as part of my comic-con costume will they throw me out do you think

executioneer Jul 13th, 2010 03:12 AM

what about just real bullets, and no gun

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:13 AM

ha us otaa dp what ya fotta.do

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:16 AM

ya gotta do

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:18 AM

actually, thats a good question, wheres he coming from?

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:22 AM

everybody's working for the weekend

executioneer Jul 13th, 2010 03:23 AM

virgina

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:24 AM

shit low battery is screamibng at me

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:26 AM

puppy dawgs

Kitsa Jul 13th, 2010 06:35 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 691879)
I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. >: Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.

Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense.


I went to a hotel in Wisconsin where I guess someone else had just checked in from the same hometown. Total coincidence, I didn't know them, but the desk clerk was really eager to shove their information sheet across the counter...name, credit card number, everything...to see if I recognized them. I found that a little alarming.

elx Jul 13th, 2010 10:04 AM

jesus grislygrut, you're a lightweight :(

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2010 12:56 PM

btw kitsa, I spent an hour in the cheese section as I walked in, overwhelmed by free samples. I'm not really a cheese guy, so most of what I get comes from blocks in Walmart, but they had some fresh samples of their mozzarella there that fried my brain.

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 691913)
jesus grislygrut, you're a lightweight :(

about what

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2010 03:07 PM

your cock

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:14 PM

oh. i posted again.well, that depends On where i am. In Oregon, I was a lightweight. When I visisted Scotland, i was my low tolerance was flat out embarrasing to my relatives there, but now that i#ve moved back to california, people have started making cracks about alcohol poisoning, I and I alone am expected to byob, and the store manager at work (two years older than me) has pulled me aside and told me not to drink too much when I clock out on my Fridays... based on what he's fucking HEARD, not because it's affected my work at all.

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:19 PM

plus I'm on a NIGHT SHIFT that ends exactly at the point when no one at my friends parties can drive. so, beer and whiskey run on the way there from work.

Tadao Jul 13th, 2010 03:22 PM

CALI HAS HEART YES WE DO

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:27 PM

I'm sure that i am a lightweight by tadao's standards. las night i just had a few buddies over, and none of them drink newcastle, so i can count how much i drank total last night

RECORDED FOR POSTERITY

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:30 PM

okay, so i know i did three tall jack and cokes, and there are ten newcastles left, out of two twelve packs, and i remember snagging one of the coors they brought

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2010 03:33 PM

I don't think that I've ever consumed anything like that. Expensive fucking fun, yeh

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:34 PM

why the fuck would they prefer coors to newcastle, i don't know. and i KNOW it's england's prolific spiritual equivalent of budweiser/ccors/miller, but still, it' just goddamned BETTER

Tadao Jul 13th, 2010 03:38 PM

My GF is afraid I'm an alchy, so I've cut down to 12 beers a week. :(

Grislygus Jul 13th, 2010 03:51 PM

i've always been kind of worried about the "alcoholic" thing, but it's like, what do you do when you drink legally for the first time and realize that you already have a high tolerance

i mean, i fucking almost two hundred pounds, yeah, but that shouldn't mean that i would be able to split two beer pitchers on my twenty first, and only get drunk after another hour of drinking and a wave of goldschlagers. I'm an expensive fucking drunk

Tadao Jul 13th, 2010 04:18 PM

yeah but I'm almost 40, 20 years of heavy drinking to get qualifies me as a boozer.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 13th, 2010 04:47 PM

YOU LET ME TALK TO HER. I'LL SET HER STRAIGHT ON WHO'S WHO ON THE ALCOHOLIC HIERARCHY.

Tadao Jul 13th, 2010 05:38 PM

SAYS MR BABY ON THE WAY BETTER SAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 13th, 2010 06:08 PM

I AM SAVING MONEY. I SWITCHED TO DRINKING STEEL RESERVES AND MILLER HIGH LIFE.

:howthemightyhavefallen

Sam Jul 13th, 2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 691949)
My GF is afraid I'm an alchy, so I've cut down to 12 beers a week. :(

PUSSY

Pentegarn Jul 13th, 2010 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 691969)
I AM SAVING MONEY. I SWITCHED TO DRINKING STEEL RESERVES AND MILLER HIGH LIFE.

:howthemightyhavefallen


Tadao Jul 13th, 2010 08:01 PM

she's worth it

Pentegarn Jul 13th, 2010 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 691976)
PUSSY

That's his motivation to cut back on the beers :lol

The Leader Jul 13th, 2010 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 691983)
she's worth it

AAAWWWWWWWWWW

Pentegarn Jul 13th, 2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 691993)
AAAWWWWWWWWWW

Seriously though I thought that as well Leader

stevetothepast Jul 13th, 2010 09:28 PM

I usually drink 2 dozen from sunday to thursday, and then another dozen and some crown royal or old sam rum friday and saturday.

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2010 09:28 PM

What horseshit.

Tadao Jul 13th, 2010 11:11 PM


Esuohlim Jul 14th, 2010 06:40 AM

I just read that prostitution is legal in New Zealand.

I was going to say "And yet, Pub Lover spends his evenings posting on the goddamn internet" but he doesn't do that much anymore :eek

Proactive for the pussssssy :eek ;) :eek ;)

Esuohlim Jul 14th, 2010 06:47 AM

And how about MetalMilitia, where's that guy been?

WHO CARES :eek :eek

Esuohlim Jul 14th, 2010 06:47 AM

Lenor?

HOPE SHE'S DEAD :eek :eek

Zhukov Jul 14th, 2010 08:11 AM

I care where Metal Militia is. I don't know what a Lenor is though.

MarioRPG Jul 14th, 2010 09:42 AM

Yeah that game he made was cool.

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2010 11:06 AM

Don't speak her name and summon the beast :(

It's Bastille Day! Bastille Day is good because you can go get supercheap fireworks (as long as you don't tell the staunchly Mercan vendor that you're one of the evil Frenchies). A couple of years ago I held big barbecues in my backyard, but the Great Property Value Equalizers on either side of me have changed that scenario somewhat. :(

Zhukov Jul 14th, 2010 11:38 AM

Happy Pastille day!


Colonel Flagg Jul 14th, 2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 692046)
It's Bastille Day!

Off with their heads! :party

Tadao Jul 14th, 2010 12:56 PM


RaNkeri Jul 14th, 2010 01:12 PM

Wycliffe theme, awwww yeaaahhhhhh :boohoo

Tadao Jul 14th, 2010 01:22 PM

Bastille Day Fuck Yeah!

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2010 07:11 PM

I was making a Bastille Day cake, and was in the middle of some very intricate work involving black decorator gel and a stylized sketch of the Tour Eiffel, when the fucking tube decided to splat out a big, oily bubble of watery gel in the middle of it. Completely ruined everything, and my attempt to scrape off the gel failed because the icing was a sticky type and held onto it. My cake now looks like a waterlogged bar code.

:(

The Leader Jul 14th, 2010 08:21 PM

Why would you have the Eiffel Tower on a Bastille day cake? It wasn't built until, like, a hundred years after the fact. And did you seriously just write it the french way? Arrogant. >:

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2010 09:14 PM

Why arrogance? You threatened by it or something? I can say Tour Eiffel by the same virtue that I can phlegm up the word Chanukah if I want to (but don't) --origin of the Kitsa.

Besides it being just a generic French symbol these days, very much like the Statue of Liberty is for the US ( a gift from France, thanks, and co-designed by Eiffel), and Bastille Day having become a catchall French holiday, who the hell gives a fuck what I put on my cake? I could put a tap-dancing penis in a beret on the thing and still be fully within my rights.

The Leader Jul 14th, 2010 09:44 PM

THEN WHY DON'T YOU?

Fathom Zero Jul 14th, 2010 09:55 PM

That'd be a pretty sweet cake. :lol

Babs Jul 14th, 2010 11:53 PM

Could you make a cake with a tap dancing penis in a berret on it?

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 12:02 AM

I probably could.

Well, yes I could, but I'm a little caked-out at the moment. I've made more cake recently than I usually do.

Pentegarn Jul 15th, 2010 07:46 AM

You know you have to make this cake with a tap dancing penis now right?

And post pics

Shrubfest Jul 15th, 2010 08:04 AM

I second this.

The Leader Jul 15th, 2010 11:12 AM

I would actually like to see it too. :<

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 12:53 PM

:/

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2010 01:08 PM

I too would like to throw my hat into the tap dancing penis cake ring.

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 02:31 PM

:pagebrak



dammit :(

Let me think about it. Logistics, man, logistics.

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2010 02:34 PM

I offer to be the model.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 02:46 PM

nsfw

http://www.halfbraincartoons.com/too...ncingpenis.jpg

Colonel Flagg Jul 15th, 2010 04:11 PM

I can't wait to see this when I get home tonight. :(

Pentegarn Jul 15th, 2010 04:35 PM

I can't wait to see the tap dancing penis cake

Though the picture was fun too

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 05:38 PM

dammit, you would pick the hottest, most humid and least cake-sculpture-friendly time of year, too.

I will work on it. Go about your business.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 05:44 PM

Can I have just the tip?

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 05:52 PM

I briefly considered making one of gum paste because that would be fairly easy, but quickly realized that then there would be some sort of evidence I might have to explain to someone later. No, best that the thing leave no trace.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 05:54 PM

Will it be a big chocolate cake with a creamy filling?

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2010 05:54 PM

Why? You could leave it as an anonymous gift to one of your lovely neighbors.

Pentegarn Jul 15th, 2010 06:10 PM

Or drop it off a that ice cream social church you were talking about from before :lol

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 06:15 PM

Believe it or not, I'm not actually a bawdy bachelorette/hen-party type of girl. This will be a bit of an atypical thing for me.

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2010 06:18 PM

This is a fun-shit-to-take-a-picture-of-and-put-on-the-internet thing.

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2010 06:23 PM

suppose so, except now I'm someone's mom.

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2010 06:24 PM

When you use that as a reason to stop doing fun things, then sure.

Pentegarn Jul 15th, 2010 07:02 PM

Will your kid ever have reason to know that RL you = Kitsa?

Tadao Jul 15th, 2010 07:21 PM

ALL KIDS FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR INTERNET LIFE, IT'S TOO LATE TO BE AN ANGEL.

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2010 08:48 PM

Yeah, I know about my dad cruising for trannies. :truestory

kahljorn Jul 15th, 2010 11:58 PM

:lol

TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST:
delete some shit from your inbox :O

Babs Jul 16th, 2010 12:33 AM

Your dad's your mom?

Pentegarn Jul 16th, 2010 10:35 AM

No, his dad is Eddie Murphy

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 16th, 2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 692206)
:lol

TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST:
delete some shit from your inbox :O


Hahahha, stupid things maxes out at satan.

edit: Cleaned out my box.

Kitsa Jul 16th, 2010 06:31 PM

Ok, I have the dick cake. Anyone know of a place that will not block the images? Photobucket will, I know from experience, and I really don't want to get this all mixed up in my flickr acct.

Esuohlim Jul 16th, 2010 06:38 PM

fapomatic.com

Kitsa Jul 16th, 2010 06:44 PM

I'm trying postimage.org, but they have a shitty interface. We'll see how this goes.


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