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Kitsa Jul 16th, 2010 06:47 PM

:pagebrak


dammit, not working >: Fapomatic links break, too. I'll have to figure it out later, after I finish some stuff I had planned for this evening.

I have 7 pics if anyone can host them.

Fathom Zero Jul 16th, 2010 07:13 PM

IMAGESHACK

Fathom Zero Jul 16th, 2010 07:14 PM

They'll last for a while, at any rate.

Tadao Jul 16th, 2010 07:21 PM

HAVE ESU HOST THEM, HE LOVES BOTH DICK AND CAKE.

Esuohlim Jul 16th, 2010 07:37 PM

JOKE'S ON YOU CUNT I DON'T HAVE A SWEET TOOTH >:

Fathom Zero Jul 16th, 2010 07:48 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Toooooonnnnyyyyyy, haaaaaaaaave sooooooome caaaaaaaake

Kitsa Jul 16th, 2010 10:17 PM

All of the files are automatically breaking...I wonder if it's the naughty filename being blocked or something.

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2010 01:36 AM

:whitepig

Fathom Zero Jul 17th, 2010 01:39 AM

wah hey now

Dixie Jul 17th, 2010 02:40 AM

neopets keeps getting gayer and gayer. i think it's because i'm there...

Zhukov Jul 17th, 2010 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 692259)
Ok, I have the dick cake. Anyone know of a place that will not block the images? Photobucket will, I know from experience.

What sort of experience in the dick-cake uploading have you had prior, ma'am?

Kitsa Jul 17th, 2010 09:05 AM

I think it was a naughty gif or some such, and my account ended up getting locked up for a week or something.

RaNkeri Jul 17th, 2010 05:00 PM

mIAMI vICE; FUCK YEAH1

Chojin Jul 18th, 2010 04:25 AM

wtf are these

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/p...zIITsexy4jECbo

they look like pastel cheeseburgers or fleshlight inserts

Esuohlim Jul 18th, 2010 05:32 AM

I thought they were earmuffs

THE BEST IN BALTIMORE

executioneer Jul 18th, 2010 06:11 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaron

Zhukov Jul 18th, 2010 07:09 AM

How the hell do you get to your age without knowing what a macaroon is? My word.

executioneer Jul 18th, 2010 08:28 AM

they aren't colored different colors / don't have creme filling here, though

i only knew because google

executioneer Jul 18th, 2010 08:29 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroon

Kitsa Jul 18th, 2010 08:35 AM

Don't discover macaroons, you'll gain all your weight back :(

They're hard as hell to make but they're delicious. I ground my own almond flour for these, but that's never happening again.


Shrubfest Jul 18th, 2010 09:28 AM

Macaroons= omnomnom

Macarons= never heard of them before, but the just look like complex colourful merangues.

Chojin Jul 18th, 2010 10:29 AM

the only macaroons i've seen looked like white creampuffs, not those bizarre things

Zhukov Jul 18th, 2010 11:24 AM

Yeah, I guess I meant Macaron, although I've always just known the two as different things with the same name.


Oh well, I guess we all learn new things all the time. I, for instance, now know what a fleshlight is.

Tadao Jul 18th, 2010 01:14 PM

:puke

RaNkeri Jul 18th, 2010 03:52 PM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Jul 18th, 2010 03:53 PM


elx Jul 18th, 2010 06:17 PM

FIELD TRIP TO THE AQUARIUMMMMM LETS GOOOOOOOO

Zhukov Jul 18th, 2010 09:13 PM

Post pictures in the zoo thread please!

Colonel Flagg Jul 18th, 2010 10:29 PM

Say "Hi" to the octopusses for me. :)

captain516 Jul 18th, 2010 11:19 PM

DONT LET THE OCTOPUSS NEAR YOUR OCTOPUSSY

Otto Jul 19th, 2010 12:00 AM

I want to pet a stingray and then freak out when I see what a horseshoe crab looks like under its shell.

Kitsa Jul 19th, 2010 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 692403)
the only macaroons i've seen looked like white creampuffs, not those bizarre things


There are Jewish macaroons and there are these. Jewish macaroons are basically blobs of coconut and condensed milk and eggs that are soft, sticky creampuffs. These are made of almond flour and are piped onto parchment, then left to air dry until that outer shell dries. Then when you bake them, you get the "feet"...that's the ruffly part that rises underneath that makes it look like a squat mushroom cloud.

Ideally, the "feet" are chewy and the top part is a hollow bubble. They're really, really addictive and good ones cost an arm and a leg in a european bakery.

Grislygus Jul 19th, 2010 03:52 AM

so, even though I blew off fathom zero's suggestion to drink Kraken rum a few months ago, several of my friends were going off about it being the best shit ever, so i was convinced to try it and, I DO have to admit;



rum is a ridiculous fruit loop of a drink


also, I saw this wierd damn preview for a wierd damn movie called Scott Pilgrim vs the World, which caused me to look up the apparently well-reviewed Scott Pilgrim vs The World comic book, which made me realize that people, in general, are completely fucking retarded

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2010 04:40 AM

I ENJOY RUM SOMETIMES AND WHEN I DO, I DRINK WITH THE KRAKEN

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 19th, 2010 11:17 AM

My friend was just drinking a bunch of kraken yesterday.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 19th, 2010 11:23 AM

http://www.brewerytoursofsandiego.com/breweries.html


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAA AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Otto Jul 19th, 2010 03:29 PM

I didn't like Kraken that much, but I loved the bottle and the label.

This morning I had a whiskey sour made with Georgia Moon. It wasn't bad.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 19th, 2010 04:25 PM

Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.

Dimnos Jul 19th, 2010 04:28 PM

You dont even have to leave the airport to gamble. They have mini-casinos you can hit up while your waiting.

Tadao Jul 19th, 2010 04:46 PM

There are slot machines in the bathroom stalls.

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2010 04:49 PM

You missed out on the glory holes?

Kitsa Jul 19th, 2010 06:12 PM

holy shit I'm tired.

There's a glory hole directory somewhere but I'm too tired to look it up right now.

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2010 06:18 PM

dude, I think you put it in this thread a while ago. I remember the sexiness.

kahljorn Jul 19th, 2010 06:24 PM

Quote:

Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.
Sweet. I was just thinking how i wantd to go to vegas;O

Kitsa Jul 19th, 2010 09:59 PM

Found it.


NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Glory Hole Directory

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Colonel Flagg Jul 19th, 2010 10:58 PM

I knew we could count on Kit. :\

Tadao Jul 19th, 2010 11:33 PM

You can't search by city? :(

Pentegarn Jul 19th, 2010 11:51 PM

You can, sort of. Hit a state and it lists them with cities.

C-bus only has one glory hole. It is in our "bathhouse"

I have heard bad things about that place. All from my friend who looks like Ron Jeremy and teaches MMA

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2010 11:54 PM

:lol

kahljorn Jul 20th, 2010 12:12 AM

the only place there's a glory hole in town is at this park i really like that has peacocks

:(

Sam Jul 20th, 2010 12:21 AM

THAT AIN'T THE ONLY KIND OF COCKS IT HAS

Seven Force Jul 20th, 2010 12:23 AM

more like octoroons

kahljorn Jul 20th, 2010 12:23 AM

:lol
:(

one time i saw a crane

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2010 01:26 AM

it was sitting on a plane, trying in vain to keep its ill-gotten gains as it tried to make plain its considered disdain for the hopelessly urbane

Kitsa Jul 20th, 2010 04:13 AM

There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.

The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh?

Shrubfest Jul 20th, 2010 11:56 AM

Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.

ROCK ON.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2010 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 692585)
Yeah! Out of 9 UK listings, one of them is my hometown.

ROCK ON.


WAY TO PUT THEM ON THE MAP SHRUB.

Colonel Flagg Jul 20th, 2010 02:39 PM

What I want to know is why CNN did not include this important bit of demographic information in their evaluation of their annual 100 best places to live in the US?

>:

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2010 03:23 PM

Because AC doesnt like to wait in line?

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2010 04:47 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2010 06:04 PM

:lol Bill Murray's never seen Seinfeld.

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/cele...?currentPage=1

Goddamn, I've got a lotta respect for the man.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2010 06:58 PM

That's a great article.

The Leader Jul 20th, 2010 10:30 PM

I started reading it because I saw that Daniel Clowes did the illustration for it but then I realized that I really couldn't give a damn about what some guy who I've never talked to thinks about stuff.

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2010 10:34 PM

Well, I like things. And because I do, I read that.

Esuohlim Jul 20th, 2010 10:41 PM

Bill Murray strikes me as the kind of guy who spends his day on the internet posting on message boards but types with two fingers and doesn't know how to use search engines

Sam Jul 20th, 2010 10:42 PM

AND THEN HE MAKES GARFIELD. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jul 20th, 2010 10:47 PM

I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:

Colonel Flagg Jul 20th, 2010 10:48 PM

Awesome. :shark

Sam Jul 20th, 2010 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 692717)
I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:

JUST LIKE BEE MOVIE.

Pentegarn Jul 21st, 2010 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 692555)
There may only be one at C-bus, but if you look in WV 2 hours away you'll find a multitude of them on the border at Parkersburg and Mineralwells.

The Mineralwells ones are funny because that's a reeeeally religious/conservative area. Goes to show, eh?

There's a couple in Steubenville too I thought. That's practically West Virginia anyway.

Kitsa Jul 21st, 2010 10:39 AM

We have a Hustler Hollywood in Monroe, it's only about 2 mins from where the Giant Foam Jesus used to be. No glory holes listed there, though.

They also apparently caught a serial killer in Monroe yesterday. So hey!

Otto Jul 21st, 2010 11:19 AM

Wow, lookit that! There's a porno theater in Charleston, guess I know what I'm doing this weekend!

Tadao Jul 21st, 2010 03:23 PM

I should add a glory hole to some church address.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 21st, 2010 04:04 PM

Had some scotch on the airplane to san diego. I was reading an older book during takeoff and the plane was like "wwhhhhoooosssshhhh" while I was reading. I was like "oh shit. I'm about to get butterfly effected"

Dimnos Jul 21st, 2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 692717)
I would have watched the shit out of Garfield if it was just Bill Murray walking around in a plastic Garfield mask with a rubber band around the back >:

This would have been pure gold. :lol The rest of his costume would have to be something like the Dude from Big Lebowski. Just some dirty sweatpants, a house robe and the plastic Garfield mask.

RaNkeri Jul 21st, 2010 04:15 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 21st, 2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 692772)
Had some scotch on the airplane to san diego. I was reading an older book during takeoff and the plane was like "wwhhhhoooosssshhhh" while I was reading. I was like "oh shit. I'm about to get butterfly effected"

:lol

Fathom Zero Jul 21st, 2010 06:07 PM

TADAO, DON'T JERK OFF TO PICTURES OF ME, K THANKS

Kitsa Jul 21st, 2010 06:58 PM

This really has nothing to do with anything, but does anyone know of an actual font close to the font on a bar of Ivory soap? I've been looking all afternoon and can't find one. I'm sure the real one is proprietary, but I wanted to duplicate it with a name instead of the Ivory logo (for a cake) and I'm too lazy to think about how to invent the rest of the font to match.


edit: fuck it, never mind, going to use Times Italic and just wing it...the hard part will be the swirls under the word, but it's just a cake.

MLE Jul 21st, 2010 10:06 PM

Good luck! There's a font for my phone that takes a picture of the font and tells you what the closest font they can find, along with the name of it, showing you examples.

Kitsa Jul 21st, 2010 11:01 PM

fonts.com has a "20 questions" sort of identifier, but it didn't work well in my case because they didn't have many questions about the letters I had to work with (IVORY). Oh well, as I said, it's just a cake.

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2010 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 692773)
Just some dirty sweatpants, a house robe and the plastic Garfield mask.

Funnier by far than the actual movie. :\

MLE Jul 21st, 2010 11:41 PM

That's unfair. They had a reputation to uphold.

Dixie Jul 22nd, 2010 08:17 AM

system failure.

Sam Jul 22nd, 2010 08:08 PM

BILL VS WILLIE: FIGHT


Kitsa Jul 22nd, 2010 08:11 PM

Kitsa likes this. :thumbsupsign

Colonel Flagg Jul 22nd, 2010 09:56 PM

Bill looks like he's about to crap in his pants.

Fathom Zero Jul 22nd, 2010 09:59 PM

I can imagine the sound coming out of him.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkhhhhhhhhhh

RaNkeri Jul 22nd, 2010 11:20 PM

:lol

Tadao Jul 22nd, 2010 11:58 PM

:O

Esuohlim Jul 23rd, 2010 07:46 AM

System Restore you've saved my ass again :eek

But those MST3k episodes were probably worth the viruses :(

Esuohlim Jul 23rd, 2010 08:33 AM

Fuck, it's 7:30am. I've hit that point where I might as well stay up for 14 more hours.

Zhukov Jul 23rd, 2010 10:05 AM

Only if you have work or school. I do this all the time. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 23rd, 2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 692905)
System Restore you've saved my ass again :eek

But those MST3k episodes were probably worth the viruses :(

Only if they were the episodes where they go back in time to rome.

The Leader Jul 23rd, 2010 12:28 PM

I didn't like that whole storyline thing they did.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 23rd, 2010 12:40 PM

But those were the funniest episodes though. Horror at part. Beach. Devil doll. The puma man and there wwas one more. Some flying japanese guy these kids called space chief invasion of the neptune men maybe?

The Leader Jul 23rd, 2010 12:45 PM

PRINCE OF SPACE

Fathom Zero Jul 23rd, 2010 05:23 PM

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/ap-c...ting-sold.html

as it should have. >:

Fathom Zero Jul 23rd, 2010 07:24 PM



Not a fan of Costello at all, but this is good. :\

captain516 Jul 23rd, 2010 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 692870)
BILL VS WILLIE: FIGHT



woah woah woah back the fuck up
Where is this from?


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