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Fathom Zero Jul 23rd, 2010 08:26 PM

Next year, gentlemen. Or when I have money. Probably the latter.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 23rd, 2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 693024)
woah woah woah back the fuck up
Where is this from?

Comic con in all its glory

captain516 Jul 23rd, 2010 10:04 PM

I hope you got a laugh at the WBC while you were there.

Otto Jul 24th, 2010 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 692941)
I didn't like that whole storyline thing they did.

According to some of the interviews I've seen, they only did that because the Scifi network demanded that they have a "storyline." I think Kevin Murphy was the one that said "We don't need a storyline, we're a PUPPET SHOW."

Fathom Zero Jul 24th, 2010 01:09 AM

http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/

I... kinda want one of these.

executioneer Jul 24th, 2010 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 693034)
I hope you got a laugh at the WBC while you were there.

man i havent even seen those fuckers

why the fuck did i buy all these conversation hearts to throw at them

Kitsa Jul 24th, 2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 693041)
http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/

I... kinda want one of these.


me too. It's kind of like a fantasy no obligations house.

The Leader Jul 24th, 2010 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 693040)
According to some of the interviews I've seen, they only did that because the Scifi network demanded that they have a "storyline." I think Kevin Murphy was the one that said "We don't need a storyline, we're a PUPPET SHOW."

I know that. It still doesn't make it fun to watch. :\

Zhukov Jul 24th, 2010 12:39 PM

Tadao is Yellow, Millhouse is cyan.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2010 12:45 PM

:bow

Zhukov Jul 24th, 2010 12:47 PM

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I SWEAR.

Kitsa Jul 24th, 2010 01:19 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Jul 24th, 2010 01:22 PM



:lol

MLE Jul 24th, 2010 02:11 PM

You missed me, Zhukov.

Fathom Zero Jul 24th, 2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 691129)
OMG what wheels of steel did you get?!?!!?




RaNkeri Jul 24th, 2010 05:03 PM

:conspiracy

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2010 05:13 PM

THE LEFT ONE: "MIAMI VICE"
THE RIGHT ONE: "FUCK YEAH"

>:

RaNkeri Jul 24th, 2010 05:14 PM

Damn you >:

Grislygus Jul 24th, 2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 693034)
I hope you got a laugh at the WBC while you were there.

what is this wbc

RaNkeri Jul 24th, 2010 05:17 PM

Man, I can't act cryptic worth shit

Esuohlim Jul 24th, 2010 06:01 PM

Westboro Baptist Church aka wildly big cunts

MLE Jul 24th, 2010 06:48 PM

Is that the baptist church johnathon clement was all on about when he first came here against DDAAF?

Sam Jul 24th, 2010 09:13 PM

I AIN'T SEEN NO WIDLY BIG CUNTS AT COMIC-CON YET, I THINK IT WAS ALL A BIG STUNT PROBABLY SOME VIRAL ADVERSTISEMENT FOR SOMETHING LIKE CLOVERFIELD 2

Tadao Jul 24th, 2010 09:18 PM

Did you see Angelina Jolie? I'm sure her cunt is weally big.

Chojin Jul 24th, 2010 11:22 PM

i finally got a cassette thing so i can play audio from my phone through my car speakers. now i can play pandora in my car.

i looked everywhere on my sirius account for a way to cancel it, and sure enough i had to call them. i was paying like $15/mo for sirius. the woman of course was like 'so why you canceling on us', and i said '$15/mo for radio is ridiculous' and she was like o rly. how about... $20 for 5 months?

i was like wat, but pandora was still $36/year and plays better music and i can skip tracks. then she was like 'okay, how about... $50 for a year'. NO BRO. then she starts to go through the unsubbing process while breathing heavily into my ear, like she's trying not to cry. then at the end, she repeats the discounted options.

jesus fuck, it was like canceling an AOL subscription. also wtf @ them charging me $15 ($18 if i wanted to actually listen to the radio on my pc too) and then cutting that price down to like a fifth of that when i wanted to dipset. should have thought of that before you gouged me, faggots.

Supafly345 Jul 25th, 2010 06:17 AM

That's how you get free HBO.

Babs Jul 25th, 2010 07:06 AM

So I see we're separating each other by color now.

Zhukov Jul 25th, 2010 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 693089)
You missed me, Zhukov.

For a second there I thought you were being seductive :\ When I said Tadao was Yellow it could have been misconstrued that I was calling him Asian.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 693111)



Da platter dat matter. There it is.

MLE Jul 25th, 2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693075)
Tadao is Yellow, Millhouse is cyan.

>:

Zhukov Jul 25th, 2010 11:24 AM

If you gave me back my editing rights I could change it!

MLE Jul 25th, 2010 11:25 AM

I wasn't the one to take them away, so I don't think that would be proper.

You could try for a different apology, though!

Zhukov Jul 25th, 2010 11:38 AM

I'm sorry MLE for not noticing your colour change. I will make sure next time that I check first before posting.

elx Jul 25th, 2010 01:47 PM

how does one go about losing their editing feature?

RaNkeri Jul 25th, 2010 03:47 PM


Chojin Jul 25th, 2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 693235)
how does one go about losing their editing feature?

if someone deletes their own stupid or incriminating posts, i tend to take away their ability to do it in the future

Tadao Jul 25th, 2010 05:21 PM

Who is Anonymous?

Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2010 05:24 PM

Omg my hugo montenegro LPs I can play now.

elx Jul 25th, 2010 06:39 PM

WILLIE I DUAL SCREENED ZELDA AND G4'S OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING COVERAGE OF COMIC CON ALL DAY YESTERDAY AND I COULDNT FIND YOU. :(

elx Jul 25th, 2010 06:48 PM

this is very saddening, next time we need to make sure you don't leave without your brickhouse child locator :(

elx Jul 25th, 2010 06:57 PM



:hypno

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:18 PM


elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:21 PM

vegans are dumb

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:21 PM

fathomzero is dumb

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:22 PM

savings account is dumb

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:23 PM

wwe or wwf or w/e is really dumb

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:24 PM

prevent drunk posting by putting a lock on your phone, you'll never be able to type the password

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:26 PM

shut your neighbors up by moving

elx Jul 25th, 2010 07:34 PM

do you all drink 8 glasses of water a day??/

MLE Jul 25th, 2010 07:37 PM

I do

Tadao Jul 25th, 2010 07:38 PM

Someone under 18 devirginize her please.

elx Jul 25th, 2010 08:10 PM

i read that by the time you've become thirsty you're already dehydrated, that's very deceptive. i also read that you cannot tickle yourself because your brain warns your body of your devious intentions beforehand so it just ignores it. that's really mean, your brain working with your body against yourself. it's also why your knees buckle when you try to fall backwards. so i have come to the conclusion that this is why cheerleaders are all dumb and flexible. because they don't have brains.

Chojin Jul 25th, 2010 08:23 PM

depends on your definition of dehydration

Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2010 08:27 PM

Lloyd Bridges

elx Jul 25th, 2010 08:39 PM

i cannot tell the difference between tadao and babs because their avatars are similar in color



this is a problem

Zhukov Jul 25th, 2010 08:43 PM

Good grief I had the same problem a short time ago. Sam and San also confuse me for a little while.

Tadao Jul 25th, 2010 08:52 PM

I can tickle the bottom of my feet and it's horrible. Myth Busted

Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 693334)
I can tickle the bottom of my feet and it's horrible. Myth Busted

Ditto. >:

Dixie Jul 25th, 2010 08:58 PM


Zhukov Jul 25th, 2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 693323)
because they don't have brains.

Just saying.

Chojin Jul 25th, 2010 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 693334)
I can tickle the bottom of my feet and it's horrible. Myth Busted


Schimid Jul 25th, 2010 09:53 PM

consider me startled

Tadao Jul 25th, 2010 10:46 PM

That's not a girl.

executioneer Jul 26th, 2010 12:19 AM

guys how come you`re not dying cmon

Sam Jul 26th, 2010 12:29 AM

I'm tryin' I'm tryin

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2010 02:09 AM

i lost 30 pounds and became a native american

Pentegarn Jul 26th, 2010 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 693368)
guys how come you`re not dying cmon

I'm dying on the inside. Does that count?

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 11:05 AM

I'm hearing people go on at length about some series called Marble Hornets and how scary it is. Anyone have experience with this? Everyone I hear talking about it is like YOUTUBE. NOW.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2010 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 693330)
Lloyd Bridges


I read that as "TAAAAARRRRRR NAAAATTTION"

Colonel Flagg Jul 26th, 2010 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 693404)
I'm hearing people go on at length about some series called Marble Hornets and how scary it is. Anyone have experience with this? Everyone I hear talking about it is like YOUTUBE. NOW.

Nope. You are obviously far more "plugged in" to pop culture than I. :(

Colonel Flagg Jul 26th, 2010 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 693330)
Lloyd Bridges


Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 693424)
Nope. You are obviously far more "plugged in" to pop culture than I. :(


Not necessarily. I was just reading one of those "OMG SCARIEST MOVIE EVAR" threads elsewhere, and concluded that people are either idiots or the biggest fucking wimps around.

Paranormal Activity? REALLY?

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 04:05 PM


Dimnos Jul 26th, 2010 04:07 PM

This guy I work with told me he bought the blu-ray of Paranormal Activity because it scared them so much in the theater. I couldnt help myself and just started laughing.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 04:09 PM

The Mothman Prophecies scared me more than that.

Dimnos Jul 26th, 2010 04:18 PM

I was more scared that little alien kid in District 9 was going to get shot by some dick head. :\

Dimnos Jul 26th, 2010 04:20 PM

:pagebrak

RaNkeri Jul 26th, 2010 04:44 PM


kahljorn Jul 26th, 2010 06:05 PM

the rip off of paranormal activity called paranormal entity which i saw on netflix was scarier than paranormal activity, i thought.

I've been hungover for like 24 hours basically :(

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 07:45 PM

My back went out on me as I was bending over to pick a washcloth off the floor. I fell into the bathtub face first. Then my baby was at one end of the house screaming and my cell was at the other end of the house.

Long story short, they shot me full of Dilaudid in the ER and now I am loo-oo-oo-oopy.

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2010 08:16 PM

sounds kinda fun but ive never heard of dilaudid :(

Tadao Jul 26th, 2010 08:20 PM

Since she has a weak stomach I bet they shoved it up her pooper.

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2010 08:37 PM

looking for a job sucks :(

im pretty sure most of the ones i qualify for/dont drug test are total lies

The Leader Jul 26th, 2010 09:28 PM

I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE OK KITSA

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 09:31 PM

I don't have a weak stomach. It was a shot, and there was phenergan in it and it burned like hell. I hate Dilaudid because it makes me hallucinate...the lead apron in xray turned into caterpillars and the ceiling was made of bubble wrap.

It's much stronger than morphine, 10x or something, and I think stronger than Oxycontin too.

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 09:31 PM

THANK YOU THE LEADER, IT HURTS LIKE THUNDEROUS FUCK BUT I WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY I HOPE

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 09:32 PM

It's an opiate, then?

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 09:47 PM

yep. I hate them.

I'm sketchy on the whole "back going out" thing but this is what happened: I bent over to pick up a washcloth, and it felt like there was some sort of explosion in my lumbar spine. Like something liquid popped. It was a deep, sickening feeling...I didn't know if it was a disc or what. I've had one hell of a lot of spinal pain in my life, but never anything like that. They did a bunch of x-rays to make sure nothing was broken, then told me that all the stuff it might be didn't show up on xray (???). So I still don't know what's going on. Kind of inching around.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 09:48 PM

I ask because opiates don't work on me. :(

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 09:50 PM

It just took the edge off my pain, didn't remove it altogether. I don't like opiates because I always get a sensation like being on an elevator that suddenly drops...I'd rather deal with pain than that sensation. I got Dilaudid and Phenergan in the ER and they sent me home with a Flexeril script. Flexeril doesn't usually do anything for me either....I'll wind up with excedrin and coffee, the usual.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 09:55 PM

I wish they did that. My ankle shattered and they had to realign my foot with my leg, for which they gave me morphine, which did not work. :( I felt the bones scraping and the raw heat sensation. Ugh. Then I was prescribed codeine after they screwed me together. I'm told codeine is the good shit, too, not that I ever knew. Still spent every night not sleeping because of it. Then I was hurt a while back and I got some Oxycontin, which did the nothing I expected. I don't think my body metabolizes the stuff very well.

And I've come to find that NSAIDs don't work well, either. Differences are negligible.

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2010 10:05 PM

do you know what causes your opiate immunity? that's pretty crazy :O

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 10:06 PM

Pretty much the only painkiller that does anything for me ever is excedrin combined with coffee, especially Starbucks (higher caffeine). Even my neuro says to stick with it if that's what works.

They can do a urine test on you to see what drug you metabolize best. They do those in my neurologist's office all the time.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 10:10 PM

I'm told it's not uncommon. Not all opiate receptors work the same way, and I might haven't found the right drug yet. :\

And a quick glance at the internet says it might be a part of my native american heritage.

All I know is that they haven't found a way to keep shit from hurting. >:

kahljorn Jul 26th, 2010 10:13 PM

yea i saw that on the internet too :O

mebbe you need cocaine. For me opiates don't really reduce pain at all but it does make me feel high ;/

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2010 10:22 PM

Ehhh, there's enough drug and alcohol dependency in my family. And I have enough wrong with me at the moment.

Kitsa Jul 26th, 2010 10:37 PM

Last time I took Dilaudid it was in an IV and I made up new languages. And the whole room was rippling like a heat-mirage on asphalt.

Colonel Flagg Jul 27th, 2010 12:20 AM

Sorry to hear about the back, Kit. :(

I had a similar situation while lifting a heavy object from the trunk of my car - I felt a "pop" in my lumbar region and landed on the driveway, in a fetal position whimpering. It took me several minutes to crawl back in the house. The pain was excruciating.

About 2 weeks later, I was in surgery to remove a portion of a herniated disc between L4 and L5.

I don't think I've ever had Dilaudid, but you are in great company - Lindsay Lohan has a standing prescription for this narcotic, no doubt to relieve the pain in her dignity.

And my apologies for naming the beast. I fully understand that I'm going straight to hell for that. :(

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2010 12:57 AM

Holy shit, I didn't know George A. Romero was a giant.

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 03:19 AM

size 'small' clothes are routinely still too big for me. now instead of smug i'm just feeling very short.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 05:08 AM

We live in America, son, large is the new small.

How tall are you? Since I'm the resident expert fitness guru around here I would think someone who is actually putting effort into upper body muscle building should fill out more than a small.

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