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Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 08:19 PM

The DVD was invented in the 1970's. :x

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 08:19 PM

Yet another bloody page break. >:

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2005 08:38 PM

Oh great, I made my dramatic return to Mock Wars just so I could get post 7000 in this thread and you ruined it.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 08:41 PM

Holy Shit! Post 7000?! I fucked it up! :tear

Stupid non-functional edit button. >:

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 09:47 PM

I better help push towards 8000 so I can screw that up too. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:03 PM

Come on guys, if we all work together, we can reach it by morning!

GADZOOKS Jan 18th, 2005 10:10 PM

7005

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:16 PM

7006! just 994 to go!

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:28 PM

Another post, another murder! :murder

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2005 10:32 PM

MAD LIBS >:

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:36 PM

Go on then. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:45 PM

Fine. Verb.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:46 PM

Noun.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:47 PM

Noun.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:47 PM

Adjactive [sic]

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:48 PM

Verb.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:49 PM

Oh screw it, this madlib sucks. Nevermind. :(

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 10:49 PM

Plus I would of needed a second. :(

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 11:13 PM

>:

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2005 11:14 PM

I was about to post porn, but then I realised I would have had to post for several pages so no one noticed. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:20 AM

I killed marmaduke. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:31 AM

Now I'm going to prison. :(

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:31 AM

Wow, Riddles Tiddles sure can make you feel guilty. :(

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:34 AM

:lol @ Riddles Tiddles

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:36 AM

Come on Guys! 8000! We can make it! >:

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:38 AM

No posts in this topic? WTF!

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 01:39 AM

Page Break. :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Jan 19th, 2005 02:27 AM


Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 03:51 AM

How ironic, Riddles Tiddles! >:

GADZOOKS Jan 19th, 2005 04:10 AM

VERY FUNNY (YOUR LAST NAME) (WORD THAT RHYHMES YOUR LAST NAME )

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 04:24 AM

Meany. :tear

GADZOOKS Jan 19th, 2005 04:26 AM

http://www.geocities.com/meaney_kevin

;_;

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2005 04:27 AM

Haha, my post count is higher than yours. :)

executioneer Jan 19th, 2005 05:14 AM

*cough coguh*

Jixby Phillips Jan 19th, 2005 10:25 AM

PIDDLE PADDLE

Matt Harty Jan 19th, 2005 12:58 PM

I FUCKING SAID HELLO PUB

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2005 02:10 PM

VERB

executioneer Jan 19th, 2005 08:57 PM

GOOSE

CKY2K Jan 20th, 2005 12:35 AM

My god is this topic a neverender. This topic should get a award for the most replies or something.

executioneer Jan 20th, 2005 01:00 AM

thats why its called the post count fight thread

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2005 01:29 AM

Formerly MAD-LIBS

The Retro Kat Jan 20th, 2005 07:14 PM

Whoa, pub, are u serious? Sterile? OMG.


The Retro Kat Jan 20th, 2005 07:20 PM

I guess that won't have too much affect on my sex with men...

Ok, let's say ur doing someone in the butt, and you've got the chicken pox, would you give them herpes? Leik, genital herpes?

The Retro Kat Jan 20th, 2005 07:21 PM



DISENGAGE!! COMPUTER GO!!

The Retro Kat Jan 20th, 2005 07:33 PM

I'm going to look at naked men. :)

Matt Harty Jan 21st, 2005 12:52 PM

AUTOBOTS, ROLLOUT!

Matt Harty Jan 21st, 2005 12:53 PM

ROLLOUT


Matt Harty Jan 21st, 2005 12:54 PM

I SAY ROLLOUT!!!





GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2005 01:24 PM


The Retro Kat Jan 21st, 2005 05:38 PM

This herpes thing is drivign me nuts.

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2005 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
I FUCKING SAID HELLO PUB

Hello, Matt. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2005 11:44 PM

Sorry I was away guys, I was trimming a hedge in my garden, & then I cleared out my basement, & I totally forgot to come online... :eek

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2005 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
...some gay comment...

When did you come out of the closet?

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:33 AM

I'm far too lazy to get this to 8000. :/

Matt Harty Jan 22nd, 2005 01:42 AM

ill help if you stop being a big fat b*tch to me :(

ArrowX Jan 22nd, 2005 01:43 AM

My Nickname is goose :(

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:43 AM

Ok, thanks. I'm just a big jerk when I see how bloody low my post count is. ;)

Matt Harty Jan 22nd, 2005 01:44 AM

ok nevermind gotta go to bed :lol


btw it isnt funny

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowX
My Nickname is goose :(

Great. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:45 AM

Even ArrowX has a higher postcount than me. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:46 AM

I mean, WTF!? 3000+ posts, & he's still a stupid shit?

How the fuck is that possible?

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:49 AM

At least I have one or two people that tolerate me posting here.

He must thrive on our hate. Maybe we should be nice to him... nah, fuck that.

GADZOOKS Jan 22nd, 2005 01:53 AM

STOP MOPING!

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:06 AM

I'm so sorry, Mark. I'll stop moping & being depressed, the moment you stop being a sad, lonely fatfuck. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:12 AM

Anyone remember my blog? I sure don't. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
HEY SAM :O






































HI MATT :D

What happened to Sam, anyway? :confused

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
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Originally Posted by HickMan
BIG WHEEL


Nobody had a big wheel this cool >:

CRACKERS DID >:

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I had a dream friday night which was the best dream story ever. I really want to make a movie out of it, but I'm bad at conveying ideas and hollywood is full of jerks.

Well anyways in my dream i'm in a night club and we're talking to Bob saget back stage and we're talking to him to distract him for some reason. Well we sneak through the back door and i steal a car and get in a chase but make it back to teh scrap yard we work at and almost everyone else is there. But than i hear cop sirens and my friend is bolting through there with the cops behind him. Oh yeah and Cristopher Walken owned the Chop Shop/ junkyard.

Than there was this girl wearing a brown barret and she wore her bangs over one of here eyes, and she was really beautiful, but i couldn't get her face outta my mind and creeped me out because it was just her face staring back at me. I can't describe what she looked like but it was completely out of context with the rest of the dream.

I really want to make a movie or just a really good story outta this. I'd probably fix it up to make it coherent and add weird quarks that only i would think are cool. And i'd have the brown barret girl played by lindsay lohand not becues she looks like her, but because she is so hot and i'm in love with her...

:(

I can't find any posts by me in this thread. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Haha I can imagine Gadzooks talking to PC and saying stuff like "HOLD ON" and then PC hears typing over the phone.

RIP Professor Cool. :(

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I asked for a title and then rog said "SHOURE" and he hands me a hammer.

and I said "what's this for"

"Well you gotta get that PHAT CASH out of your piggy bank somehow"

Oh That Riddles! :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
So yesterday I was at work and a 60 year old guy comes up to me and says "a nickles will buy you a pickle" and asked me ever heard that before. I told him that I hadn't, so he promptly judges that I wasn't born in america because i had brown skin and never heard "a nickles will buy you a pickle." I told him that I was born in Chicago and I lived in Illinoise my whole life. He told me that when he was my age everyone used to say that. I couldn't mention how he was probably my age during the first world war, because my supervisor was at the register right across from mine. So I gave him his change and put on an artificial smile and told him to have a good night.

:/

I've heard "I'll tickle your pickle for a nickel" but not that :/

-willie

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:30 AM

Seriously, I can't find anything funny I've said in this thread.

Therefore I settled for any post of mine, & yet I find nothing! I no longer exist!

Oh No! :tear

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riddles Tiddles


Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:37 AM

Thiat thing is fucked up. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:39 AM

:rolleyes @ 'Thiat'

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:41 AM

I think upgrading software is a fucking lie. Whenever I do it, the software always works less well. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:42 AM

Page Break. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:43 AM

Doo Doo Doooo! :postcount

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:44 AM

Well, I'm also working on the thread, so it's also :threadcount ;)

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:45 AM

Do Do Dooooooooooooo! :threadcount

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:46 AM

What was it I said when I posted 20 pages of the same sentance?

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:48 AM

In fact, can anyone tell me where in the thread that was? I can't seem to find it. :/

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 02:51 AM

is this it http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=4575

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 02:54 AM

Quote:

i'll bump YOU >:
-willie

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
***Post Frenzy***

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You post so slowly. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Really.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
But I guess you're trying to be interesting rather than just getting a stupid post count off of crap. :(

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
im busy >:

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Busy? What is more important than your postcount?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
sir you'll have to schedule an appointment

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm not a 'sir'. :(

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm a 'little shit', & I will be for a long time to come. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
maam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I was at the supermarket on Monday, & I had six sacks of coal in my trundler, & it was really hard for tiny little me to push. & there was this little kid said to his mum: "look at that man, he has lots of things in his trundler." & I was all OMG, I'm not a kid anymore. :Tear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
wtf is a trundler :(

:lol

It actually got better than that, but it made me laugh so much I couldn't copy it. :eek

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:02 AM

oh fuck

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer

That was funny too, thanks Willie. :)

But it wasn't what I was thinking of. :/

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:03 AM

hey do youl liek to sing a song :lol

-willie

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:08 AM

what song should we sing

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:11 AM

johnny mnemonic johnny mnemonic

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:12 AM

oh wait thats not a song

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:17 AM

wtf :lol

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 03:19 AM

I'm eating a sandwich. :)

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:20 AM

i'm gonna eat a can of beef because canned beef is awesome

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 03:23 AM

Is it canned corned beef?

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2005 03:24 AM

canned roast beef

Big McLargehuge Jan 22nd, 2005 03:25 AM

i'll can your beef

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 03:25 AM

You sure know how to live. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i'll can your beef

I thought you went to jail! :eek

Big McLargehuge Jan 22nd, 2005 03:28 AM

for what? :eek


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