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Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:38 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715458)
I think I might need a friend to help me get through all of this. Could that be you pub? May I call you pubbles?

Absolutely. Would you like a hug?

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 06:40 AM

Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715460)
Internet reaction: Boys or girls? How old? :liquidstatik

Admittedly I was treating emotions like hashtags on here for years before hashtags were a thing. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:41 AM

Emoticons.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715464)
Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Then consider yourself to be receiving the tightest of hugs from some person that you regard as a Bro or whatever word you use to describe kinship.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715457)
Sheriffs are people too. Sometimes popping off our boots is the way to go. :(

For all of Gus' jokes about me being in Australia; NZ is like a kiddie version of that place. No dangerous animals. No massive desert. We don't even let our cops carry guns.

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 06:45 AM

Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715468)
We don't even let our cops carry guns.

A bunch of their cops came over to help keep the peace after the devastating quake we had last month. They freaked out when we took their guns off them. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715469)
Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

Perhaps you are not thinking about the embrace that we are currently sharing. It is of the tightest kind. If you were to hug a gnat's chuff after this you would find it lacking.

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 06:54 AM

Chumbawamba

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715472)
Chumbawamba

I don't know what that is, but if it is something dirty then I would probably do it for you. Alas, it is only four hours until the badger parade; so I better get down that grooming bay. In the meantime: Ladies and Gentlemen, Burt Kwouk!




Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 07:50 AM

What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 09:37 AM

And incidentally, Michael Caine is in my death pool.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 09:44 AM

Oh man, Harry Dean Stanton is going too.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715478)
What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

Are you kidding? Terry Thomas and Alaistair Sim? I love the fuck out of that film. :eek

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 01:23 PM

Too bad he didn't murder Babs. That would have totally made my day.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 02:58 PM

Who, T? Harry Dean Stanton? Oh yes. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 03:33 PM

man, I never knew you wrere another movie nut, Public

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 04:27 PM

My endless chatter about cocks does make it seem like I have no other interest. :eek

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 05:11 PM

Harry Dean Stanton kinda looks like a veiny cock. :(

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 05:12 PM

or an upside down nut sack.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 05:15 PM

Babs is gonna be one of those "Wow I was an idiot, can we start over?" kind of faggots. Can we preemptively strike now and remove his edit button?

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 05:17 PM


kahljorn Mar 16th, 2011 05:46 PM

that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 06:30 PM

Yay for sleeping 'til 5pm!

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715285)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 663533)
Listening to the sound of my stupid fucking girlfriend excuse me of seeing other women. I wish I could hit this bitch in the mouth.

..

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 715507)
that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"

How did you offload her this time? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 715514)
Today I was prescribed naproxen. Are they any good?

As a nationally certified pharmacy technician I can tell you that Naproxen is pretty much the best thing you could take for your menstrual cramps and gout. Careful though. Tadao might run in here in a minute and tell you that Aleeve is like a hundred times better, but that is bullshit. Naproxen shits all over Aleeve. Tadao hasn't got a fucking clue. Naproxen is really awesome. The only thing better is if you took some Feminax Ultra. That is seriously the bomb-diggity. Bomb Diggity Ultra.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 07:02 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 07:09 PM

T, I'd suggest you switch from Aleeve to Naproxen for your Ankylosing spondylitis, but you're so old that you'd probably end up taking Naprosyn! :lol2

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715520)
My friend takes them because he gets mad headaches from anxiety issues. He says they work hella good.

How many Hellas to a Bomb-diggity, D?

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 08:23 PM

At least 3, but more is possible.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 09:32 PM

More than five is inadvisable.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2011 11:35 AM

I just saw a dude in the banner ad that looked exactly like Schimid, and now I can't find it again

MLE Mar 17th, 2011 01:30 PM


Shrubfest Mar 17th, 2011 02:22 PM

Huh, Pub.

You weren't making shit up. Naproxen-containing tablets Naprosyn can be used for all those things. Fancy you actually googling rather than making it up.

I said 'oh, he was right' in the middle of a conversation.

kahljorn Mar 17th, 2011 10:52 PM

Quote:

How did you offload her this time?
WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 11:11 PM

Miss Shrub, it is a hard life making obscure yet researched jokes on the internet. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 11:11 PM

The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 11:12 PM

So there it is explained. You're welcome. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2011 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 715594)
WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

Good work. You will have to be more careful next time. :eek

Tadao Mar 17th, 2011 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715599)
The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

I didn't even bother to google it. :(

MLE Mar 17th, 2011 11:42 PM

I actually got the joke the first time :< and laughed :<

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2011 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715612)


:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

In case that y'all didn't get to see this shit

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2011 03:12 AM

I'm heading back to school early tomorrow because I can't stand being away from work.

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2011 03:15 AM

now let us go to da discotheque


captain516 Mar 18th, 2011 04:07 AM

Rest in peace old movie Alfred :(

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2011 05:21 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 18th, 2011 05:11 PM

Nate dog died too.

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2011 07:08 PM






Babs Mar 18th, 2011 10:15 PM

Rest in pieces

Tadao Mar 19th, 2011 01:50 AM

Babs, you aren't man enough to post here. Either publicly admit to how fucking dumb you acted or disappear like the rest of the losers. I bet (and I'm always right when it comes to you) that you aren't man enough to own up.

Tadao Mar 19th, 2011 01:51 AM


Tadao Mar 19th, 2011 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715646)
OLD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715648)
You're right, and with less than 6,000 views?! Sheeit, that's overexposed as hell, how dare I

Bet you puss out here too. FUCK I HATE YOU!

Fathom Zero Mar 19th, 2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715665)
http://www.mediafire.com/?r7d2hdu5nxyhph5

Made halfway between asleep and awake. I laughed so hard at me.

And this makes me want to do I-Mockery Masterpiece Theater again.

We really need to do that again.

Pentegarn Mar 19th, 2011 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715613)
In case that y'all didn't get to see this shit

Buzz has it that's old. So we must have already seen it :lol

executioneer Mar 19th, 2011 08:19 AM

haha good news everyone, PRAM MAVEN NOT VERY SMART THE THREAD is now the #1 google search for "pram maven", we did it!

edit: not #1 for "pram maven" in quotes, though, just pram maven no quotes. weird

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 19th, 2011 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 715642)






:lol then .........:(

I like the A the best

MarioRPG Mar 19th, 2011 12:34 PM

I feel like it's 95 or something when I see dancing gifs

Zhukov Mar 19th, 2011 01:23 PM

The first time I saw those dancing letters was on this site in about 2003; Dole called someone a fuck or something using them. I laughed so hard.

Fathom Zero Mar 19th, 2011 01:25 PM

Willie said "SHUT THE FUCK UP" with them. That's one I remember, and I laughed just as hard.

Fathom Zero Mar 19th, 2011 01:35 PM

and hazzy mirthbay, kitsa

Tadao Mar 19th, 2011 02:27 PM

Happy birthday faguette!

Kitsa Mar 19th, 2011 02:47 PM

Thanks.

WhiteRat Mar 20th, 2011 01:01 AM

In honor of your day of birth I give you this heartfelt gift:


Kitsa Mar 20th, 2011 01:13 AM

Thanks for that.

Shrubfest Mar 20th, 2011 06:34 AM

Kitsa, I just thought: Do you give your child theme-orientated food?

Like edible Sesame street lessons.

Kitsa Mar 20th, 2011 09:17 AM

Hm. Sometimes. I just finished a big project and usually when I *have* to do decorative food for something I get burned out for a while.

I'm doing it more as she appreciates it more. She's learning in a weird order. I thought the colors would come first, but the reading came first. She can read and spell her name, and a couple of other words, but she still points to something purple and says "yellow". So that's what I'm working on now. I paint her fingernails with green or purple or whatever paint and she's learning from that.

MarioRPG Mar 20th, 2011 02:39 PM

Hahaha what the fuck whiterat.

Shrubfest Mar 20th, 2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 715744)
Hm. Sometimes. I just finished a big project and usually when I *have* to do decorative food for something I get burned out for a while.

I'm doing it more as she appreciates it more. She's learning in a weird order. I thought the colors would come first, but the reading came first. She can read and spell her name, and a couple of other words, but she still points to something purple and says "yellow". So that's what I'm working on now. I paint her fingernails with green or purple or whatever paint and she's learning from that.


That's cool. If it helps, I might have to steal the idea if I ever have kids.
I imagine you'd have to stop when they hit about 8, when it ceases to be amusing at school dinnertime.

Babs Mar 20th, 2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715659)
Babs, you aren't man enough to post here. Either publicly admit to how fucking dumb you acted or disappear like the rest of the losers. I bet (and I'm always right when it comes to you) that you aren't man enough to own up.

You're such a whiny ass wimp. Act your age, son.

Tadao Mar 20th, 2011 06:11 PM

:lol

You will always be the biggest idiot here. Congratulations on achieving something.

Oh wait, you can't read. Can some one make a picture for him?

Tadao Mar 20th, 2011 06:19 PM

Oh man, you can't even use the phrase "whiny ass wimp" in it's proper context. My GF teaches 1st graders, someone send me his address so I can mail him the left over weekly readers.

Babs Mar 20th, 2011 07:22 PM

Why do you try to drag others into something so childish? Get the hint, no one gives a shit besides you.

Oh yeah, by the way...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715756)
My GF teaches 1st graders

So pathetic that you had to squeeze that in there.

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

Pentegarn Mar 20th, 2011 07:24 PM

I am just surprised the Weekly Reader still exists

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot.

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715758)
p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715660)

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