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Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 08:12 PM

:pagebrak

Pentegarn Mar 20th, 2011 08:13 PM

that made me :lol

I like to :lol

Tadao Mar 20th, 2011 08:17 PM

Oh man pub, I idolize you. :love :wank :eek

Colonel Flagg Mar 20th, 2011 09:49 PM

I've never before seen a vigintuple post.

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 236579)
I'm not gonna bother anymore. >:

Care to count how many I made in a row there, Colonel?

WhiteRat Mar 20th, 2011 10:04 PM

I've only been recently checking out this wonderful forum again on a daily basis so out of curiosity what's the beef between Babs and Tadao?

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 10:11 PM

I am just giggling all over the posts from 2004. :( I mean :eek

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2011 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 715808)
what's the beef between Babs and Tadao?

Babs is exceedingly stupid but somehow has the delusion that he is showing T to be the stupid one. His idiocy is seemingly impenetrable.

Tadao Mar 21st, 2011 12:23 AM

Also, he smells and has a doo doo face.

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 674681)
...their hearts break and they never reach out to anyone ever again. And then they die all alone, never being touched and never touching anyone. Like a rock, like an island :(

:love

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2011 02:21 AM

Babs is just the village retard right now.

executioneer Mar 21st, 2011 02:56 AM

you can't double post in here, this is the post count fight thread

executioneer Mar 21st, 2011 02:57 AM

:drstrangeloveorhowilearnedtostopworryingandloveth ebomb

executioneer Mar 21st, 2011 02:58 AM

why the hell did it put a space in there, i didn't type a space :ghosts :eek

executioneer Mar 21st, 2011 02:58 AM

:spaceghosts :thatwasunintentional :lol

Grislygus Mar 21st, 2011 07:20 AM



SO YOU CONDEMNED THE LYNX TO STARVATION. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, STUDENTS. MISERABLE LITTLE FUCKS.

Pentegarn Mar 21st, 2011 08:14 AM

But even a born loser wins sometimes!

Colonel Flagg Mar 21st, 2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715807)
Care to count how many I made in a row there, Colonel?

Not really.

It looked like a lot, though. ;)

Colonel Flagg Mar 21st, 2011 10:24 AM

Sometimes you need the "n-tuple" posting if you really mean it.

I'm not going to bother anymore, either. :tear

Kitsa Mar 21st, 2011 11:04 AM

I'll take this opportunity to say that I can't fucking believe I've come to this place for three years.

More frightening is the fact that three years is nothing compared to some of you.

Esuohlim Mar 21st, 2011 11:40 AM

8 years not counting the ezboard lurking days :x That's crazy

The Leader Mar 21st, 2011 02:34 PM

God, what a bunch of losers.

The Leader Mar 21st, 2011 02:35 PM

:tear

Tadao Mar 21st, 2011 02:43 PM

I took a long vacation.

Chojin Mar 21st, 2011 03:29 PM

let's all make a pact to never come here again

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 04:33 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Mar 21st, 2011 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715891)
BRUSH TOOLS ARE MY BITCHES


Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715892)
NO tablet, thank you very much. Years of MS Paint training have indeed made me a master of the touch pad

Now if only I didn't suck at using actual paintbrushes :( to a humiliating degree :( :( :( WHY CAN'T MY DRAWING SKILLS BE ENOUGH TO CONTINUE EARNING ME MONEY

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715889)
Take 4 aleve.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715891)
SELF PORTRAIT FOR PHOTOSHOP CLASS

Very nice, Gus. You do great stuff. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:10 PM

Oh & I was going to say something to T but changed my mind. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:11 PM

This week's Art Shit theme is tough for me because I hate both those things so much. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:12 PM

If I hadn't promised myself I wouldn't; I would just write the two words on my hands and clap at the camera. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:12 PM

I am not above running any joke into the ground. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:13 PM

Hard. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 715902)
I would, but i took naproxen already and don't want to mix drugs.

:lol

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2011 06:26 PM



I played Portal for the first time this weekend. A lot shorter than I expected. Plus I still don't get the cake is a lie hysteria. Maybe years of the internet being a twat spoiled that aspect too much for me. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 21st, 2011 06:52 PM

I watched an interview with the singer and guitarist from Cake the other day. Their singer literally should never open his mouth unless there is a tune playing alongside it. He spewed out so much useless garbage it sounded like his brain was permanently fried.



Wrenched my gut..... I felt like I drank 2 pots of coffee on an empty stomach.

Tadao Mar 21st, 2011 07:06 PM

I hate musician interviews.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2011 12:39 AM

You have just caused a weird deja-vu moment because someone was just telling me they'd talked to that guy and it was the first time I'd thought of him since that old Comfort Eagle flash.

Guitar Woman Mar 22nd, 2011 01:20 AM

Yeah, Pub, I was sick of Portal long before I played it, and that wasn't even the funniest part of the game.

I hate Still Alive, as well.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2011 01:44 AM

that.

fucking.

song.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:57 AM

Is it played somewhere? I have heard it a grand total of twice now. When I completed the game and when I searched out that cover on youtube.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2011 02:18 AM

it's one of Mr. Kitsa's favorite songs and I fucking hate it.

Guitar Woman Mar 22nd, 2011 02:52 AM

It's a stock song for spamming on Source games. Every round.

King Hadas Mar 22nd, 2011 04:01 AM

There's a reason people reference inane things like "the cake is a lie", it's because they're lonely. They're only looking for friends, people with similar interests. So they innocently cry out "The cake is a lie!" Desperate to draw attention to themselves but unable to do so through personal merit. They're too naive though, or too thoughtless. They never consider the predators lurking so near to home.

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715939)
Nah, i just finally have the money and scholarships required to pay for a REAL college

... only to discover that only 18 credits transfer from three entire years at the community college I attended, so that's fucking fun...

And I really, really, REALLY hate effectively being a second-term freshman at 22 years old.

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 12:25 PM

But it makes me feel REALLY GOOD to talk to the 25 to 29 year old freshman

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 12:28 PM

Right until I look over at one of the three eighteen year old prodigies we have at the moment

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 12:29 PM

I never really paid attention to people that much to get their ages. Especially since I plan on being in school for longer than most of my peers, anyway. Fuck 'em.

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 12:36 PM

I pay attention to people their age when they're that good, have the work ethic to go along with it, are smart enough to have already gotten work, are easygoing and affable, all of this balling up and making them my biggest competitors. They're basically younger, far more talented versions of me

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 12:46 PM

Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

EDIT: Oh and :school >:

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715937)
Do you feel lonely, Milhouse?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 715942)
Not with seven of my best friends by my side :tear

Do you happen to have a video of you all doing a circle jerk? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:46 PM

Fuck.

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 12:47 PM


Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715660)

..

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:53 PM

I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:55 PM

because conserving tropical reefs is only allowed for scientists, harharhar

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 12:58 PM

Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 12:58 PM

man why did you guys have to change the page and make my post all out of whack :(

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715946)
Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

EDIT: Oh and :school >:

What a load of bullshit. That's like saying that peeing on jesus can be art because no one has thought of it. Fuck dude, I'm making at right now. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715951)
I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

So we get to see you with a tan? :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 01:02 PM

That's funny - we got shown slides the first day of class and Pisschrist came up. I did like the ones where Serrano mashes his semen and cow's blood between two glass slides, though.

Also, I don't know what you're talking about.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715953)
Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

At least until I get loan approval. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715954)
man why did you guys have to change the page and make my post all out of whack :(

As evidenced by Dylan's nipples; I didn't mean to brak the page there. :eek

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715953)
Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

oh man I'm terrified now :( I can't imagine a fate worse than getting sold into the sex slave trade on a tropical island that was built exclusively for european billionaires... better pack my pepper spray!

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 01:11 PM

Yes, I'm sure sex slaves come with vacation time and luxurious benefits packages. Not as though they'll take you back to Europe and tie you to a post in the castle's dungeon.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 01:13 PM

You don't want to be fucked by a European Billionaire. Trust me. That's unless you do want 2 dicks in your ass at the same time. Don't forget that there will be ATM.

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 01:18 PM

I bet a trip through the sex slave trade sounds like a vacation to everyone on i-mockery

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 01:20 PM

let's start voting people to the island! I think we should sell milhouse first since he's lonely

The Leader Mar 22nd, 2011 01:22 PM

slut

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715964)
let's start voting people to the island! I think we should sell milhouse first since he's lonely

I've had more years of lonely & I don't have his boyish good looks. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 715965)
slut

Shut up. >:

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 01:37 PM

I just saw a clip for Sucker Punch. It looks like a SciFi Channel movie. :(

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 715965)
slut

no. selling you guys off into slavery only makes me a wonderful business venturer. >:


...and now you're headed for somalia >:

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:46 PM

Considering most of the chaps here; you're starting your glorious business venture with inferior stock. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:47 PM

You were on the money with your first pick of Tom. :(

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 01:47 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715946)
Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

I can't wait for the critiques to get serious here, most of the kids are nervous about things getting taken personally. Of course, this means that one of my classes has hilarious critique sessions. Every week, this one chick gets offended that no one has anything to say about her work. She calls everyone out on it, and everyone gets embarrassed and dutifully critiques her work. Then she gets irritated and surly because they're critiquing her work. It's like some kind of continuing lab experiment on repetitive behavior... I think the only serious disagreement I've had with anyone at the college were idiots who considered themselves whiskey experts.

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715951)
I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

That's awesome, actually.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 715968)
I just saw a clip for Sucker Punch. It looks like a SciFi Channel movie. :(

I hate that dude. 300 was fun :gerardbutler, but not worth a movie ticket. Glad I bought the popcorn, though. Watchmen was completely fucktarded, and my comic-book loving friends would never have been able to convince me to read it if I'd seen the movie first. Sucker punch does look exactly like a SciFi movie with a budget, and about half as interesting. It's like he's building a career on making random interesting things boring as hell

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 02:02 PM

SLOWMO. ABRUPT MUSIC CLIP. SLOWMO. ABRUPT MUSIC CLIP. ABRUPT SLOWMO. TALKING! ABRUPT SLOWMO. MUSIC CLIP. SLOWMO SLOWMOSLOWMOSLOWMO MUSIC AND BLOOD EXPLOSION TALKING!

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 02:04 PM

TALKING IN EARNEST. SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. NOW FIGHTING! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT SWEET SLOW MOTION

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 02:05 PM

Gus, I endorse you making Zack Snyder's movies for him from now on. :eek

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 02:09 PM

Yuck. Vodka and Fanta.

Still, it's an order of magnitude better than vodka and Tang.

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 02:12 PM

You know, it's probably not a good idea for me to drink before class.


Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 02:12 PM

I wouldn't even use that to wash the taste of filthy cock from my mouth. :x

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715979)
You know, it's probably not a good idea for me to drink before class.

I was always better in class when drunk. I credit excess sobriety for all my failures in life. :(

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 02:21 PM

I mixed some vodka a V8 last night. I forgot that the vodka was berry flavored. :puke

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 02:24 PM

Probably would've gone better with the berry-flavoured V8, no?

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 02:28 PM

I'm STILL a bit drunk from last night, but drove to school and bullshitted my way through a few conversations without anyone noticing, So I'm good. I'm just repeating myself a bit when I talk. Thank god this is a digital lecture-driven class, so I can pretend to be working while dicking around online, I'm not going to effectively remember anything here

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715977)
Gus, I endorse you making Zack Snyder's movies for him from now on. :eek

I accept this. His next movie will be about homicidal clockwork machine men invading a nudist utopia, entirely written under the direct influence of mescaline, with the original intent of pointlessly re-envisioning rene laloux's Gandahar as a steampunk film before it goes completely off the rails and becomes Snyder's personal fear-driven neocon fascist tract

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715983)
Probably would've gone better with the berry-flavoured V8, no?

Also, I don't like berries.

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 02:59 PM

you're berry stupid

All Hail Duke Mar 22nd, 2011 03:56 PM

awesome, not the only person who can't fucking stand zack snyder

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 04:20 PM

Zack Snyder's filmmaking style is the cinematic equivalent of constant and willfully premature ejaculation, all over the place. And I don't want to watch it happen.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2011 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715978)
Yuck. Vodka and Fanta.

Still, it's an order of magnitude better than vodka and Tang.


Depends on if its Russian or not.

Grislygus Mar 22nd, 2011 06:41 PM

Screwdrivers and pepper vodkas are the only way to go

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2011 07:05 PM

I like spicy bloody marys

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2011 07:29 PM

I can't stand artificial berry flavored stuff either. Those fake blueberry muffins and waffles about make me puke.

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2011 08:28 PM

Screwdrivers are my favorite drinks, tho probably coz they were one of my first.

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 08:35 PM

virgin style screwdrivers and un-fermented wine are the best

elx Mar 22nd, 2011 08:37 PM

back in the old days we used to only lose our best friends and young loves to war, now it's only to world of warcraft :(

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2011 09:16 PM

I am watching some bizarre show where large women in tie dye and mullets are singing to their ferrets. :tvthread


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