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Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 11:11 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2011 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 715993)
Zack Snyder's filmmaking style is the cinematic equivalent of constant and willfully premature ejaculation, all over the place.

Speaking of premature ejaculation...
Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 716011)
virgin style screwdrivers and un-fermented wine are the best

Hullo Miss. :)

Esuohlim Mar 23rd, 2011 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 715951)
I'm going to university in BONER this winter. :)

loll

Fathom Zero Mar 23rd, 2011 07:30 AM

cannuh sleep tonight. Had Freebird tacos. Carnitas will be the end of me.

Colonel Flagg Mar 23rd, 2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 716011)
virgin style screwdrivers and un-fermented wine are the best

I'm actually quite partial to virgin 7&7's. A delightful lemony-lime taste. :yum

Kitsa Mar 23rd, 2011 11:10 AM

I enjoy the Welch's carbonated grape juice stuff.

Zhukov Mar 23rd, 2011 02:04 PM

I like Irn Bru.

Pub what are you doing up it's like 4:30am or something.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 02:06 PM

Work.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 02:07 PM

The real question is; what am I doing refreshing this forum over & over at 4 in the morning?

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 02:07 PM

...when I have work to do.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 02:08 PM

Seriously. I actually need to get this shit done, but I'm here.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 02:08 PM

Pressing refresh.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 02:09 PM

Over & over.

Esuohlim Mar 23rd, 2011 03:07 PM

:x

MarioRPG Mar 23rd, 2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 716041)
The real question is; what am I doing refreshing this forum over & over at 4 in the morning?

As if there's ever anything worthwhile to find.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2011 05:39 PM

Certainly not from you, Canada.

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2011 05:43 PM

I thought Machete would be the perfect storm for Tarantino, turns out it bored the fuck out of me. :(

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2011 06:07 PM

He took the meanest, toughest, ugliest mexican and turn him into a clown. :(

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2011 06:09 PM

At least I still have Edward James Olmos. :(

Fathom Zero Mar 23rd, 2011 08:01 PM

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 24th, 2011 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 715999)
Depends on if its Russian or not.

Talking about the tang. The russian tang.

executioneer Mar 24th, 2011 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 716036)
I'm actually quite partial to virgin 7&7's. A delightful lemony-lime taste. :yum

i like double-virgin rum and cokes

no alcohol, also w/ cherry

MarioRPG Mar 24th, 2011 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 716051)
Certainly not from you, Canada.

No argument here. :lol

WhiteRat Mar 24th, 2011 10:08 PM

:lol

GW and his windswept Bieber hair is on the run!

http://www.twincities.com/ci_17693173

Tadao Mar 25th, 2011 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 716055)
Yes, this is now the Colonel and Pentegarn post P&S nonsense back and forth thread!

Hol-la-la-la-la

This is what basketball does to people. :(

Pentegarn Mar 25th, 2011 08:13 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 716127)
This is what basketball does to people. :(

Now that's not fair, the Colonel and I were that ridiculous before March Madness began :lol

I mean in general of course, not by a date of that post

Colonel Flagg Mar 25th, 2011 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 716127)
This is what basketball does to people. :(

Actually it's what bumping a thread concerning Paul Wolfowitz does to people. :posh

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 25th, 2011 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 716112)
:lol

GW and his windswept Bieber hair is on the run!

http://www.twincities.com/ci_17693173


That and there is an advertisement for the truffle shuffle about half way down on the left.

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2011 03:12 PM

http://soundcloud.com/akira-the-don/...gs-anthem-mp3/

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2011 07:15 PM

Wikipedia says Bob Einstein is Albert Brooks' older brother. :eek

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2011 08:05 PM

No way :eek

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2011 10:51 PM

That kid's jaw isn't nearly lanterney enough to be me.

Also, no sideburns.

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2011 11:50 PM

http://theaddendumonline.tumblr.com/...80441052/drwho

Fuck yeah publication

They removed all the pictures >:

mahadi Mar 26th, 2011 08:40 AM

Investing In Utility Stocks
 
I often think of utility stocks in the investment arena as the equivalent to penicillin in the medicine field. Generally speaking becoming a HORSE'S DONG will yield you "double play". While often times you receive a nice dividend you also stand the chance of capital appreciation. With interest rates on short term bonds and money market at historically low levels I believe buying utility stocks today and receiving a 3%-5% dividend is a smart decision.

elx Mar 26th, 2011 11:55 AM

oh god they are becoming smarter than us :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 26th, 2011 01:08 PM

Anyone else working today?

WhiteRat Mar 26th, 2011 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 716178)
That kid's jaw isn't nearly lanterney enough to be me.

Also, no sideburns.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Fathom Zero Mar 26th, 2011 10:06 PM



New Cars single is out. It's aight.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2011 11:11 PM

I like how they still sound like an 80s band

Tadao Mar 27th, 2011 12:18 AM

Better dry clean my members only jacket.

Evil Robot II Mar 27th, 2011 03:17 AM


Fathom Zero Mar 27th, 2011 09:27 AM

I don't want to go to Nepal - FUCK YOU

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2011 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 716256)
Yes, but Jimmy Dean Sausages only come in those GOD DAMNED small 12 ounce packages. They used to give you a full 16 ounces of sausage in a single package, but not anymore.

I wanna eat, godammit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 716257)
It's hard to feed a wife and a daughter that're a little plump on 16 ounces of sausage, let alone 12. I'll just go back to making my own. Doesn't taste as good as yours does, but...

I was also thinking the Flagg family must be fatties. :eek

Womti Mar 27th, 2011 07:07 PM

hi new here :)

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2011 07:15 PM

Tell us about yourself, Mr. Destiny. :eek

Evil Robot II Mar 27th, 2011 07:16 PM

china spambot?

Womti Mar 27th, 2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 716268)
Tell us about yourself, Mr. Destiny. :eek



well, I run a site called bootlegactionfigures.com which chronicles action figure knockoffs and fakes. I like the work Mr. Barr has done here.

Chojin Mar 27th, 2011 09:57 PM

do you have any cialis i could buy?

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2011 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Destiny (Post 716271)
happy belated birthday!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 716276)
Do you know Kitsa or are you just saying Happy Birthday without actually meaning it?

He may have read the entirety of Kitsa's posts on this board. It would certainly make him think he knows her. :eek

Colonel Flagg Mar 28th, 2011 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 716263)
I was also thinking the Flagg family must be fatties. :eek

Damned straight. I gots to lose me some ounces. At least 96. :x

Pub Lover Mar 28th, 2011 03:19 AM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 28th, 2011 01:25 PM

I need to lose me some pounds too. Carrying baby carseats has my arms better again though. My body frame is lithe to begin with so I have popeye arms.

Colonel Flagg Mar 28th, 2011 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 716308)
I need to lose me some pounds too.

I thought breastfeeding was supposed to take care of that. :confused

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2011 02:22 PM

Those stupid seats, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that crap anymore.

Chojin Mar 28th, 2011 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 716308)
Carrying baby carseats has my arms better again though.

yeah brah curl those heavy baby seats. gotta feed them 5" pythons.

Colonel Flagg Mar 28th, 2011 11:22 PM

Trademark that sucker, Bill. It could be bigger than P90X. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 29th, 2011 10:16 AM

Speaking of which. I don't know what my girlfriend falls asleep to overnight but there is always something stupid on the same channel in the morning when I wake up. This morning it was a weird ab crunch informercial where they working ab crunching on the beach. Zombie nation was playing in the background.....then sandstorm by derude kicked on right after.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 29th, 2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 716328)
yeah brah curl those heavy baby seats. gotta feed them 5" pythons.

They're also like 14 INCH PYTHONS born from MONSTER MOUNTAIN.

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 716176)
Ban

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 716347)
Uh guys, doesn't this count as a ban circumvention? Again? He's been banned twice now. On two other accounts.

Just say'n.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 716358)
are you kidding? fartin's pretty much the cause for that rule in the first place

i just never give enough of a shit to do anything about it :picklehat

He is playing off the fact that using my face as an avatar makes one immune to being banned. Don't fall for it! :eek :ban

Tadao Mar 29th, 2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Destiny (Post 716363)
I'm just saying happy birthday because it's polite. :)

So yeah, you don't really mean it, you're just using someones happy occasion to try to look cool. Rude.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2011 12:12 PM

Also, fuck you Wompti. :eek

Womti Mar 29th, 2011 01:10 PM

Spoilers!

kahljorn Mar 29th, 2011 05:06 PM

I came home from school yesterday and there was a note and my girlfriend left me :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 29th, 2011 05:20 PM

Awwwwwwwwwww :( :( :( :(

What happened?

Tadao Mar 29th, 2011 05:29 PM

Were you guys legally married? I hope not, things get messy. Also, sorry dude. :(

kahljorn Mar 29th, 2011 05:53 PM

i dont really know what happened... things have just been tough and we've been bickering a bit, but we didn't really have a mjor fight or anything. think she's just unhappy.

thanks guys :( she wasn't just my wife but my best friend and now I'm so sad and lonely :(

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2011 06:08 PM

So I made a Reuben just now and it turned out pretty good.

You should do that. Sandwiches are a good way to feel good about a shite day.

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2011 06:23 PM

Mister Jorn, your lady may have been kidnapped by stalker girl. :eek

Tadao Mar 29th, 2011 06:24 PM

Don't buy any Hizzy. I'd hate to think of you as a dead thing.

Colonel Flagg Mar 29th, 2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 716368)
Also, fuck you Wompti. :eek

Thanks, whoever laid the smackdown. :)

Tadao Mar 29th, 2011 06:45 PM

I wanna try and make everything I write on I-mock a link to a very important thread. It will probably be a giant pain in the ass, but well worth the effort it it keeps the thread number 1 in google.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 29th, 2011 06:50 PM

If you want to hit me up or anything just let me know Kahl.

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2011 07:11 PM

I'm sorry Kahl. It deserves more than a note.

kahljorn Mar 29th, 2011 08:46 PM

nah its my fault cause when she'd try to break up with me in the past I always talked her into staying...

Tadao Mar 29th, 2011 10:19 PM

Maybe Brak can talk some sense into her.

MLE Mar 30th, 2011 01:49 AM

:pagebrak



I need a name for my new fish. The fish has a pearly round spot on his head, so I've been asking for regal-sounding names. The two first suggestions have been Beauregard Fitzgerald Humperdink III, and Captain Scaly Boots.

Any other suggestions?

Shyandquietguy Mar 30th, 2011 03:07 AM

Loch ness hair monster?

Danzig?

Tadao Mar 30th, 2011 05:07 AM

Spot

executioneer Mar 30th, 2011 05:13 AM

KING CONAN

edit: or maybe KULL OF ATLANTIS, because, you know, water

King Hadas Mar 30th, 2011 07:24 AM

Maybe you could name him Prince Pearls of the Nation of Procrasta. He could be the muse that has inspired you to not finish your EQ segment.

Pentegarn Mar 30th, 2011 07:53 AM

The Kraken

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2011 09:50 AM



new Justice single OMG HNNNNNNG

Colonel Flagg Mar 30th, 2011 09:56 AM

Chrysticon the Philosopher of Evil

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 30th, 2011 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 716412)
:pagebrak



I need a name for my new fish. The fish has a pearly round spot on his head, so I've been asking for regal-sounding names. The two first suggestions have been Beauregard Fitzgerald Humperdink III, and Captain Scaly Boots.

Any other suggestions?

flim flammed a clam.

On account of the pearl spot.

Pentegarn Mar 30th, 2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 716427)
Chrysticon the Philosopher of Evil

Or the Skull Sealer

executioneer Mar 30th, 2011 02:11 PM

GREAT CTHULHU

EDIT: NO WAIT LORD DAGON

Tadao Mar 30th, 2011 02:23 PM

Sub Zero

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2011 02:27 PM

Duchess Safran de Poisson

elx Mar 30th, 2011 03:48 PM

looks like bologna

Tadao Mar 30th, 2011 04:17 PM

Sir Spot On The Head The First

Colonel Flagg Mar 30th, 2011 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 716429)
Or the Skull Sealer

I know! "Pool Boy"

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 30th, 2011 08:51 PM

Looks like bologna

elx Mar 30th, 2011 10:40 PM

MLE you better let our bologna out of that cup >:


what if somebody drinks him :(

Sam Mar 31st, 2011 01:23 AM

MR MCGIBLITS

Tadao Mar 31st, 2011 02:12 AM

Shartopuss

Chojin Mar 31st, 2011 02:14 AM

lol so i was just reading the archives of jixby's comics and found this:

http://www.teenageneighbor.com/preteen/2006.09.01.html

Quote:

...I drew this comic on MS-Paint; originally for the Paint Job. I drew this comic once, but my computer froze when I was about to click save (I hadn't saved ONCE during my drawing it). On another computer, I went to a message board that will rename nameless and asked for people to help me salvage my comic, because I was looking at a forced restart and losing everything. One member very pompously told me I was fucked, and ended his post with "make sure you save your work as you go next time." as if I wouldn't have learned that on my own. I replied "okay, dad." I was banned a few months later because a friend of mine died and I neglected to post pictures of some crummy Christmas presents I received in their dumb annual Christmas gift exchange. I'm not bitter.

(Commentary written February 21, 2011)
now we know the whole story

idk why he'd be upset though, i told him that we'd unban him if he just asked us.

Tadao Mar 31st, 2011 06:18 AM

He said he isn't.

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2011 06:24 AM

You know what someone means when they say they don't care, right?

Chojin Mar 31st, 2011 01:09 PM

well i went and unbanned him anyway. all he had to do was give us a reason, which he never did ;p

Tadao Mar 31st, 2011 01:55 PM

If he didn't come back when CiG petitioned for his freedom, well then I doubt he is done punishing us. :(


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