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Seven Force Apr 13th, 2011 02:05 PM

Didn't you all run him off the boards making fun of his dead dad?

Chojin Apr 13th, 2011 04:01 PM

wait, you guys visit the site?

Tadao Apr 13th, 2011 07:59 PM

I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GROW UP, SOME GUY I DON'T KNOW IS TIRED OF MY WEAK ATTEMPTS AT PUSHING PEOPLES BUTTONS. MAYBE HE WILL LIKE ME ONE DAY AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT GROWN UP THINGS.

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2011 08:02 PM


Tadao Apr 13th, 2011 08:03 PM

THINGS LIKE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE ROCKET LAUNCHER AND HOW COOL GRAFITTI IS.

Zhukov Apr 13th, 2011 10:36 PM

Actually I just said that you were boring and unfunny, and that despite your protests it's obvious you are trying to push buttons. I guess it's time to grow up.


No, wait, not grow up; I meant it's time to become more witty.


OH OH TDAO IS ASIAN AND HAS BACK PROBLEMS. AM I BEING SCATHING ENOUGH? I GUESS I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET LIKE HE DOES TO BECOME COOL. IS TYPING IN CAPS WHILE BEING OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC STILL A VIABLE FORM OF HUMOUR? SHOULD I ADD MORE SPELLING MISTAKES?

Chojin Apr 13th, 2011 10:58 PM

MOCK WARRRR

Fathom Zero Apr 14th, 2011 01:05 AM


Zhukov Apr 14th, 2011 03:08 AM

I can do rap battle instead.

All Hail Duke Apr 14th, 2011 04:02 AM

that baby face is haunting

elx Apr 14th, 2011 11:05 AM

edit: nevermind that's too insensitive :(
edit: nevermind you can't have a giant unicorn goat either

don't take away my button please :(

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 717575)

Can I have Bruce Willis do my voice over? It's a deal-breaker for me.

Guitar Woman Apr 14th, 2011 12:01 PM

Jeeze, did someone summon every 2004 regular from their filthy caves strewn with bleached piles of bones

Tadao Apr 14th, 2011 01:10 PM

OH GOD, ZMAN CALLED ME BORING AND UNFUNNY, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. I SHALL TAKE "STICK IN THE MUD" CLASSES RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE SOME GUY ON THE INTERNET DOESN'T APROVE.

Tadao Apr 14th, 2011 01:19 PM

THE REWARD IS GREATEST WHEN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO BE FUNNY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AREN'T FUNNY. LIKE THEIR WORDS MEAN SOMETHING.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2011 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 717581)
Wow, sounds like that bitch needs a shiner.

:eek :eek

Colonel Flagg Apr 14th, 2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717598)
THE REWARD IS GREATEST WHEN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO BE FUNNY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AREN'T FUNNY. LIKE THEIR WORDS MEAN SOMETHING.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!! :explode

Tadao Apr 14th, 2011 02:41 PM

It's like a ****** telling me I can't swim.

Tadao Apr 14th, 2011 03:56 PM

DID YOU KNOW THAT TYPING IN CAPS CAN ANNOY PEOPLE, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER DO THIS ANYMORE, JUST INCASE IT ANNOYS SOME GUY I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

Guitar Woman Apr 14th, 2011 04:52 PM

Did you know that derailing other threads to pick fights with people is pretty annoying too?

Chojin Apr 14th, 2011 05:07 PM

agreed

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2011 05:11 PM

I'm assuming that you don't mean derailing the CHAT THREAD, since that's impossilbe

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:12 PM

I don't think you can derail the chat thread though.

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:12 PM

JINX

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2011 05:14 PM

JINX

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2011 05:16 PM

NO WAY

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2011 05:17 PM

Wai,t you did that two minutes before me n/m


And here I was, squealing and flapping my hands in excitement

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:22 PM

We're all a bunch of autistic assholes, of course every thread gets derailed.

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:22 PM

Mail me a coke

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:22 PM

BOTH OF YOU

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:24 PM

what's your address

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:26 PM

do you want this coke or not?

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:27 PM

i'll see if i can find your phone number and text it to you

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:27 PM

I don't have a phone anymore

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:28 PM

done!

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:28 PM

what. someone better not have your old number

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:29 PM

I don't know, probably some beaner.

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:29 PM

I'm gonna text my old number and tell him you're a white girl too

MLE Apr 14th, 2011 05:30 PM

you better not you ass

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:32 PM

how am I going to text with no phone

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:36 PM

I don't think you really want this coke

ItalianStereotype Apr 14th, 2011 05:43 PM

Alright, guess I'll be back in like three months

Chojin Apr 14th, 2011 06:13 PM

you should post here more often, if only so i can look at that avatar more often

Pentegarn Apr 14th, 2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 717602)
IT'S NOT FUNNY!! :explode

I feel like some sort of code master reading messages only I truly understand when you post in the chat thread Colonel :lol

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 15th, 2011 01:56 AM

I was gonna say something about being an alpha male.

I guess I'm just not alpha enough to be Mr Big Dick Swingin'.:(

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 15th, 2011 01:56 AM

What.

LordSappington Apr 15th, 2011 02:07 AM

Wait, was this the guy who kept dicking up the threads a while back? Or was that some other Zelda fanboy?

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2011 02:11 AM

I DUNNO MAN

Zhukov Apr 15th, 2011 03:04 AM

This is the one that probably has a massive head, and also feeds chocolate to dogs.

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2011 03:25 AM

What is everyone's obsession with internet memes? I can't stand them, and it frustrates me that everyone finds them funny when I find them obnoxious :(

Even GW loves internet memes and that guy is pretentious as fuck!

Colonel Flagg Apr 15th, 2011 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 717648)
I feel like some sort of code master reading messages only I truly understand when you post in the chat thread Colonel :lol

It was set up so perfectly, I couldn't resist. :lol2

Supafly345 Apr 15th, 2011 05:31 AM

Hating memes is an old meme dude.

ItalianStereotype Apr 15th, 2011 06:05 AM

I like how these forums are dying, and eventually all that will be left are six dudes in this thread jacking each other off while calling each other fags.

Chojin Apr 15th, 2011 06:11 AM

that comment would have been relevant, like, two years ago bro

ItalianStereotype Apr 15th, 2011 06:34 AM

I've been gone for like two years, so I guess so.

ItalianStereotype Apr 15th, 2011 06:36 AM

You should make everyone mods so that we can all express our true feelings by changing other people's avatars into dicks.

ItalianStereotype Apr 15th, 2011 06:37 AM

Except yours, because I'm super gay for Terezi

MarioRPG Apr 15th, 2011 11:29 AM

Dicks for all!

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2011 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 717678)
Hating memes is an old meme dude.

Whatever. I don't like hanging out with people with internet-derived senses of humor because it carries over to real life and it makes me uncomfortable when people include "over 9000" in a serious conversation.

elx Apr 15th, 2011 12:23 PM

sounds like somebody is just jealous! are you really still bitter about being a failed meme, milhouse? :(

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2011 12:30 PM

I have a very 4chan "friend" on facebook who once had pictures of Milhouse plastered all over his profile. I had to PM Guitar Woman for an explanation :(

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2011 01:00 PM

Hey, beefcake's back.

LordSappington Apr 15th, 2011 01:02 PM

I like to spout memes in appropriate places so that it further increases my reputation as a teenage douchebag

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2011 01:05 PM

People who use memes IRL are forcing it hard, and it creeps me out and makes them look like idiots

I never even talk outside the internet because my voice is a hideous abomination that deserves only death, and I wish people with similar conditions would realize this

LordSappington Apr 15th, 2011 01:19 PM

That sounds like an Aspie excuse

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2011 01:26 PM

Well, yeah, I also hate people, but that's all the more reason to never interact with anyone

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 15th, 2011 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 717693)
Whatever. I don't like hanging out with people with internet-derived senses of humor because it carries over to real life and it makes me uncomfortable when people include "over 9000" in a serious conversation.

Ugh, I was working out at the gym and these TWO DUDES were lifting weights. One of the DUDES is all like " Way to be a fail DUDE."

I was just like(in my own head) "come on, people don't actually talk like that."

I guess if one person were to say it and it would be their catchphrase or something it could be funny. But when a hunnerd other people are repeating the same thing it gets repugnant.

Grislygus Apr 15th, 2011 04:02 PM

I remember seeing someone posting "THE CAKE IS A LIE" on a youtube comment, and finding it funny. Because I'd played that portal game once. Then I found out that this isn't funny because people had apparently spammed it on the chan things.

I fail to care, really

Grislygus Apr 15th, 2011 04:07 PM

Though if anyone ever said "over nine thousand" in real life I would definitely not notice and have no idea why they would say such a random thing, but whatever. And I would definitely not know what they were talking about if they forced the issue



Seriously, if anybody I knew ever found out that I posted on a message board, at all, let alone for five years I'd play it off as "just some comedy site I liked in high school. I check in on it every once in a while; sometimes it's funny" and then casually change the subject

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717713)
I remember seeing someone posting "THE CAKE IS A LIE" on a youtube comment, and finding it funny. Because I'd played that portal game once. Then I found out that this isn't funny because people had apparently spammed it on the chan things.

I fail to care, really

It's from a game? What game? I guess I could go to "know your meme" but I don't want my I.P. to show that I was ever there.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:39 PM

I looked at a history of meme site once. It was pretty interesting until all of a sudden everyday had 8 new memes.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:42 PM

Oh yeah, it was called the internet meme timeline

http://www.dipity.com/tatercakes/Internet_Memes/

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:42 PM

Don't go there. :eek

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:43 PM


Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:43 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:46 PM

I think it's dandy that Pram Maven not very smart is number 1 google result for Pram Maven.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 04:49 PM

So that would mean that Chojin was correct in saying that it's not how many people click on the link, it's how many times the link is posted. That's a dumb way to do it, it only encourages spam instead of quality.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 15th, 2011 04:51 PM

Its like how I was complaining about the urban dictionary. That instead of being useful for obscure slang that has been used for long enough the origin has faded its now people who try and put two words together and try to be funny.

People trying to cash in on their warhol fame.

Chojin Apr 15th, 2011 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 717701)
People who use memes IRL are forcing it hard, and it creeps me out and makes them look like idiots

I never even talk outside the internet because my voice is a hideous abomination that deserves only death, and I wish people with similar conditions would realize this

see how far you can get through this video before you feel ashamed for everyone involved and close your browser.


Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2011 05:11 PM

13 seconds.

Things that are verbally awkward like "has anyone ever been so far as decided etc." and "how is babby formed?" are probably the worst. Nobody with a semi-competent grasp of the english language should talk like that, it sounds retarded.

That's why they were funny in the first place; the people who said them were stupendous fucking idiots.

Chojin Apr 15th, 2011 05:34 PM

i tried to find you on facebook, but only came up with this

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000790517096

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2011 05:37 PM

Facebook's for people with IRL friends. The only trendy social site I keep an account on is Twitter, and I mostly use that to talk about how great being on drugs is.

Also, my mom got really into facebook all of a sudden, and then got a blackberry just so she could fiddle with it while she was away from a computer. I'm a bit weirded out by this and I refuse to touch the site.

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2011 05:43 PM

And before anyone asks, no, you may not have a link.

Grislygus Apr 15th, 2011 05:49 PM

I like how one of the sidebar youtube suggestions for that is the official music video for Israel K's Over the Rainbow

Tadao Apr 15th, 2011 08:08 PM


Tadao Apr 16th, 2011 01:32 PM

HEY MILHOUSE
Spoilers!


I KNOW DUDE!

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2011 01:41 PM

What the FUCK

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2011 01:44 PM

Dude I've got three weeks of school left and I will be GODDAMNED if I'm going to spend them not procrastinating >:

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717745)

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2011 05:35 PM

I'm about to sign up for a twitter. I think its stupid but I want to follow rockstar for more triple xp red dead redemption....and norm macdonald.

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2011 06:20 PM

Tim Schafer has a really funny twitter feed, although he updates less than he used to. Still probably my favorite.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2011 06:31 PM

I think the only useful twitters I've heard of was the one bigtimecow posted with big ben.

kahljorn Apr 16th, 2011 07:33 PM

FUCK IM SO BORED

WE NEED TO START SOME FIGHTS ON THIS HERE MESSAGE BOARD

OR I NEED TO GO AND PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2011 11:45 PM

You fucking cock wrangler. Its about to be dicks all up in these cunts fighting.

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2011 12:14 AM

Well, this oddly-defined elx vs. chojin thing looks like it just got a little testy

only two posts, and elx is winning :eek

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2011 12:17 AM

mainly because Chojin directly responded to a vague implication with the oldest insult in the elx-related book :posh

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2011 12:18 AM

and when in the fuck did my internet self become Pub Lover-lite, exactly

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2011 12:23 AM

At least I'm not squicked out by having sex. Actually, now that I mention it, it's probably high time Pub explained this paranoid abstinence thing he has going. How the hell do you "hate sex"?











That's not a jerkass post, it's just something that I've been confused about for a while bra

Guitar Woman Apr 17th, 2011 12:47 AM

Well, maybe some people are severely creeped out by the thought of putting one of their body parts literally inside of someone else and then spurting slime all over them, or if you're a girl, having it the other way around, which sounds even worse. Maybe some people don't like being touched by other people at all, maybe they think it's uncomfortable. Maybe they can't handle the laundry bill. Maybe they think the sight of two people doing it is the visual equivalent of the Spanish language in fucking ugliness; if sex and Spanish were people, they'd be zeldasbiggestfan and that Vila person. Maybe they're confounded by the fact that the world around them pretty much revolves around people trying to fuck each other, and have devoted their time to doing less retarded stuff. Maybe they've got a stimulant habit on and can't perform properly. It could be any number of things!

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2011 12:57 AM

more interested in HIS reasoning. Plus, always sounds like more of a social thing when he posts about it


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