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elx Apr 28th, 2011 08:11 AM

i am about to die :(

Zhukov Apr 28th, 2011 10:08 AM

Hard luck.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2011 12:40 PM

:nipplesofayoungman

Kitsa Apr 28th, 2011 12:40 PM

I hate almost everything today.

Zhukov Apr 28th, 2011 02:00 PM

I hate almost everything everyday.

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2011 02:03 PM

I hated everything yesterday.

Otto Apr 28th, 2011 02:38 PM

Life stretches out in front of me like a beatuifuKILL YOURSELF

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2011 02:44 PM

PAGE 3001 FUCK LIFE

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2011 03:06 PM

I love today!

Womti Apr 28th, 2011 03:18 PM

:camerondiazsnipples

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2011 03:54 PM

Spaghetti once I can prove you're womti you're out of here

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 718543)
why would you do photorealistic art with vectors

That's the retarded assignment I've been given.

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2011 04:27 PM

:daylate/dollarshort

Womti Apr 28th, 2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 718729)
Spaghetti once I can prove you're womti you're out of here

:lol

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2011 04:29 PM

Obviously PROS can do it, but since I'm a glorified freshman... Fuck this noise. I got other final projects that this bullshit is cutting into. If MLE can come up with a quick fix, I'm gold

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 28th, 2011 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 718735)
:daylate/dollarshort


You need to use CELL shading on the STEM.

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 718736)
:lol

If I get 5 votes to ban you anyway, I'll do it

Guitar Woman Apr 28th, 2011 05:05 PM

I'd say yea to that.

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2011 05:10 PM

I vote AGAINST it, out of boredom. I further claim, without any precedent or proof, that my vote counteracts GW's and you have to get five MORE yes votes

Guitar Woman Apr 28th, 2011 05:12 PM

He's not even amusingly retarded, though!

Womti Apr 28th, 2011 05:39 PM

sez who?

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2011 05:46 PM

:carminalappleempanadas

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 28th, 2011 07:25 PM

Willie "madlibs" mobbs would be a gangster ass mobster name.

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2011 07:52 PM

SHE WORE A RAAAAAAAAASPBERRY BERET

WhiteRat Apr 28th, 2011 08:42 PM

the kind you find in a second hand store?

Zhukov Apr 28th, 2011 11:55 PM

Milhouse, just ban it anyway. You don't need five votes to do what you know is right.

elx Apr 29th, 2011 01:30 AM

why does nobody care that nature has killed 400 people in the south the last few days? >:

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2011 01:40 AM

because William and Kate are getting married, omgggggggggggggg

Tadao Apr 29th, 2011 03:22 AM

Also it was Alabama

Shrubfest Apr 29th, 2011 06:06 AM

Well, it's a couple of hours until that wedding and it's rather a dull day. Aparrantly, they'll be riding in a open carriage whatever the weather. :wishesforrain

Also, Elton John has to provide a utility bill as proof of ID.

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2011 09:54 AM

About 99% of the people gushing about it here don't understand that the "royal couple" doesn't give two shits about us, that no one here ever had a chance with any of them, and this pathetic wistful "let's wear fancy hats and gloves and have viewing parties" is saying more than they ever meant to about themselves.

I'm rewatching Twin Peaks on Netflix. It's gloomy outside and that little guy in the red suit is creeping me out quite admirably.

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2011 09:56 AM

also, I hate everyone. Some of you guys are ok. A couple of people around here are okay. My kid is all right, I guess. But other than that, I hate everyone.

Shrubfest Apr 29th, 2011 10:13 AM

Bad day, Kitsa? :(

I imagine you'd make a good log lady. No innuendo intended.

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2011 11:26 AM

I'd kill way more people than Log Lady did.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2011 11:42 AM

I had to copy down a phone number for someone that the exchange was 404 and my brain just error'd out. Had to have them repeat it.

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2011 11:58 AM

I've been ordered to pay $25 to someone or I am evicted, but they didn't tell me where or to whom I am to send it and I have no information to contact anybody involved. So it's gonna be a very nice day.

Zhukov Apr 29th, 2011 01:08 PM

I actually had an awesome day today for once. Not even a royal wedding instead of a royal hanging can bring my mood down.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 718780)
I've been ordered to pay $25 to someone or I am evicted, but they didn't tell me where or to whom I am to send it and I have no information to contact anybody involved. So it's gonna be a very nice day.

I don't think they can give you a 1 day eviction notice legally.

Colonel Flagg Apr 29th, 2011 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 718774)
But other than that, I hate everyone.


I've attended meetings like this on a regular basis. :aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!

Tadao Apr 29th, 2011 03:23 PM

OMG the royal wedding was awesome! Kates dress was sooooooo beautiful!

Zhukov Apr 29th, 2011 03:51 PM

I managed to avoid the whole disgusting affair :xmas1

MarioRPG Apr 29th, 2011 04:10 PM

I don't understand the hype of the wedding, I'm sure it's just as unexciting as any other wedding of people I wouldn't know.

Tadao Apr 29th, 2011 04:28 PM

Looking at the crowd made me believe that I could take over England armed with a sun lamp.

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2011 04:38 PM

I don't understand how people are unoffended by the thought of a group of people who easily considers one of themselves worth at least two hundred of any of us. I appreciate what this does for tourism and I appreciate whatever this means to them as a family, but the thought that we're all expected to stand on tiptoe en masse for a mere glimpse into their "life" rankles me.

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2011 04:40 PM

And it rankles me even more that people actually do it, willingly.

Tadao Apr 29th, 2011 04:44 PM

These are the same Americans that care about the words that come out of Sheens mouth. Royals are worth 200 of those idiots.

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2011 04:59 PM

I did catch a glimpse of the procession of hats and thought they were some of the stupidest things I'd ever seen. Just because Lady Gaga straps some dumb shit to herself, that doesn't make it right. Some of those things were at weirder angles than Adebisi's.

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2011 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 718785)
I don't think they can give you a 1 day eviction notice legally.

I meant it in the thirty day sense. But it still sucks prty bad.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2011 06:25 PM

I thought you lived in like a dorm?

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2011 06:44 PM

I did. I'm moving back into a dorm to avoid this shit. Besides, this place sucks a dick.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 30th, 2011 03:37 AM

I'm sure you mean like a bad thing :(

I got super bored and drunk the other night and took a bunch of garter pics.

:tryingtolurepubout

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2011 08:34 AM

Ugh, fuck dorms. I hated living in a dorm. There weren't even doors on the bathroom stalls, fuck that.

LordSappington Apr 30th, 2011 10:33 AM

I hate when there aren't doors on the stalls. There's always that one guy who is in such a hurry to piss he practically runs right into your stall.

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2011 03:55 PM

You sure he wasn't trying to give you lemonade?

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2011 08:14 PM

What is the point of not having doors on the stalls? What about living in a dorm would indicate that the authorities must exercise more caution there than in, say, a common roadside rest stop?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2011 12:31 AM

Madlibs

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 12:33 AM

Badlibs

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2011 12:41 AM

Ducklips. Whoo woo

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 01:00 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2011 01:42 AM

What the fuck is up.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 01:52 AM

Nothing. What up with you?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2011 01:58 AM

I am drinking at bars. You should be here dylan

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 02:07 AM

I wish I could.

We should open a bar, like in Cocktail.

LordSappington May 1st, 2011 02:16 AM

I was walking home from work today, through the woods. I passed through a trail that leads to a dried-up watering hole, which has a bunch of trees that are popular for people to hang out on; one of them is bent almost 90 degrees and is close to the ground. So, I saw a stepladder and a bag on the concrete bridge thing to the left, and figured there'd be someone at the trees, so I looked over. I saw some girl, dunno how old because she was far away, laying on the tree, and was like 'lol she's wearing a weird dress that makes her look like she's naked from far away. Fail.' I kept walking, and looked back over, and she was quickly getting into a purple bath robe, and some guy with a camera and another girl were now in view.
So today, I walked onto a nude photoshoot. I hope I photobombed it.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 718876)
I wish I could.

We should open a bar, like in Cocktail.

I would love to open a bar. Together. It would make a lot of money and we should call it sex appeal.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 02:24 AM

With lots of chrome accents and an eastern European bartender.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2011 02:33 AM

I could totally pull off an eastern accent. Then only sell straight rum and whiskey. Plus ice.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 03:17 AM

The best place evar, totally mayor of it in foursquare lolz

Zhukov May 1st, 2011 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 718878)
I was walking home from work today, through the woods. I passed through a trail that leads to a dried-up watering hole, which has a bunch of trees that are popular for people to hang out on; one of them is bent almost 90 degrees and is close to the ground. So, I saw a stepladder and a bag on the concrete bridge thing to the left, and figured there'd be someone at the trees, so I looked over. I saw some girl, dunno how old because she was far away, laying on the tree, and was like 'lol she's wearing a weird dress that makes her look like she's naked from far away. Fail.' I kept walking, and looked back over, and she was quickly getting into a purple bath robe, and some guy with a camera and another girl were now in view.
So today, I walked onto a nude photoshoot. I hope I photobombed it.

Hahaha, don't you wish you could have walked up to them and awkwardly asked "hey you guys what are you doing? Why are you naked can I help?" and then sniffed loudly while pushing your glasses back up the bridge of your nose.

Seven Force May 1st, 2011 11:28 AM

It's obviously an alibi for a more sinister reason for him being in the woods.

Seven Force May 1st, 2011 11:30 AM

Nooooooo Fathom you changed your avatar. :(

Seven Force May 1st, 2011 11:30 AM

It's going to take a few more seconds for me to recognize your posts

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2011 01:54 PM

A small price to pay for RUST IN THE BLOOD OF HUMANITY

Kitsa May 1st, 2011 04:14 PM

I went to the woods today and there wasn't anything nearly as cool as a nude photoshoot. But I do have a woods-nude-photoshoot story. When I was a little kid, my parents made a spontaneous decision to go to Old Man's Cave, which is a touristy nature spot featuring a large overhang and waterfall.

I remember descending this steep stairway (pre-handrail) and seeing either bikini-clad or topless women under the falls, I wish I could remember which. There was quite a professional setup...multiple photographers, big lights, the whole shebang. It turned out they were shooting either a Playboy or Sports Illustrated thing. I think it ended up being Sports Illustrated.

Anyway, my parents hustled me back up the steps and out of there. All I remember is wanting to jump in the water too, how come THEY got to be under the waterfall?

LordSappington May 1st, 2011 10:28 PM

At the point when I realized that it was a nude shoot, I felt like I was already creepy enough for them, and decided to just get out before they thought I was some pervert teenager. :\

Tadao May 1st, 2011 11:26 PM

no phone pics? you homo

kahljorn May 1st, 2011 11:44 PM

one time i went to this park/ravine thing by my house and it wasn't even really in the middle of nowhere and i saw these people lying on a blanket on top of each other i assume they were fucking :O

Esuohlim May 1st, 2011 11:52 PM

OMG YOU GUYS OSMAS BEN LLMAN IS DEAD

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2011 03:21 AM

The most important member of the CIA is dead.

elx May 2nd, 2011 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 718920)
I feel safe

I don't! why the bananas couldn't he have waited until tomorrow to tell us this? I was woken up because somebody was freaking out and asking me if an asteroid was coming - they tell me to turn on the news and every channel is like "OBAMA IS HAVING AN EMERGENCY MEETING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT REGARDING NATIONAL SECURITY & NOBODY IS TO LEAVE WASHINGTON!" come'on. I thought we were all in immediate danger of being eaten by zombies or getting nuked into oblivion or something. >:

Zhukov May 2nd, 2011 04:54 AM

I live in one of the safest places on earth :picklehat

You guys are gonna get terrorised as.

Guitar Woman May 2nd, 2011 05:20 AM

Safe? I was under the impression that something like 98% of the wildlife in Australia is dead set on human genocide.

The trees even explode, and there's a desert that fucking swallows you if you try walking across it. You guys have a goddamn Sarlaac.

Mockery May 2nd, 2011 05:34 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/201...-accomplished/

We have some lovely new "guests" commenting in the blog since I made a rare post that involved politics. :rolleyes

Zhukov May 2nd, 2011 07:13 AM

Sure, the mainland of Australia is dangerous, but the only thing we have to worry about on this island is the spiders and the odd murder spree. And we have been at peace with the spider people for several years now.

Pentegarn May 2nd, 2011 07:19 AM

I wish my country had spider people

elx May 2nd, 2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 718926)
I live in one of the safest places on earth :picklehat

You guys are gonna get terrorised as.

The funny thing is, your country was the first that pussied out earlier and decided to declare itself under "high-alert," right now your government has it's embassies under lock down, extra security added to it's airports, police taking "precautions", and sent out official warnings to all citizens urging them not to travel internationally and to avoid public places -- despite the fact that you guys are your own continent, are on the other side of the planet, and have had absolutely nothing to do with anything, you still feel the need to jump in and become self-proclaimed targets. Like what, the big bad al qaeda terrorists are going to come after you because you're white?

I think your government is a giant attention-whore, and the fact that it felt it was appropriate to issue such warning tells me that your country is likely full of delusional drama queens. You are right though, despite the hysteria, you are quite safe, (I mean really, you're not even important enough to be attacked)

Tell your country to go back to worrying about it's bugs.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 718926)
You guys are gonna get terrorised as.

This.

Zhukov May 2nd, 2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 718937)
The funny thing is, your country was the first that pussied out earlier and decided to declare itself under "high-alert," right now your government has it's embassies under lock down, extra security added to it's airports, police taking "precautions", and sent out official warnings to all citizens urging them not to travel internationally and to avoid public places -- despite the fact that you guys are your own continent, are on the other side of the planet, and have had absolutely nothing to do with anything, you still feel the need to jump in and become self-proclaimed targets. Like what, the big bad al qaeda terrorists are going to come after you because you're white?

I think your government is a giant attention-whore, and the fact that it felt it was appropriate to issue such warning tells me that your country is likely full of delusional drama queens. You are right though, despite the hysteria, you are quite safe, (I mean really, you're not even important enough to be attacked)

Tell your country to go back to worrying about it's bugs.

Elx you have mistaken me for someone who cares what their government looks like to the international community; they are idiots and crooks in worse ways than this. Being overly cautious is hardly much fodder for scathing political satire, to be honest.

For the record, several terrorist attacks have been aimed at Australians over the past decade, even with most occurring in neighboring countries. I'd say that a large Australian city would be a better target for Jemaah Islamiyah than, say, an American one.

elx May 2nd, 2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 718940)
Elx you have mistaken me for someone who cares what their government looks like to the international community; they are idiots and crooks in worse ways than this. Being overly cautious is hardly much fodder for scathing political satire, to be honest.

For the record, several terrorist attacks have been aimed at Australians over the past decade, even with most occurring in neighboring countries. I'd say that a large Australian city would be a better target for Jemaah Islamiyah than, say, an American one.

Oh please. I know what you're trying to do here, and you can't get me that easily. Clearly you have an agenda, and the reason you guys play victim is simply because you don't want to be seen for what you really are. I think you've had a part in this hiding of Osama, you have a large muslim population so it's obvious where your allegiance truly lies. You're just jealous of America because we're bigger and better, you're not even a real western country either, you guys are eastern. Quit pretending to be one of us.

Zhukov May 2nd, 2011 09:51 AM

We're so far East that we're more Western than you.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 09:53 AM

Indonesia.

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2011 09:56 AM

BOOM

BITCH

Chojin May 2nd, 2011 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 718938)
This.

implying al qaeda hasn't been trying to kill us since forever

elx May 2nd, 2011 10:00 AM

Only because you copy us. You even take our America's Next Top Model and watch it on the televisions that we invented as if you have any right. Then when Tyra was about to make a huge announcement you guys stole our thunder and "accidentally" had that whore Sarah Murdoch announce Kelsey as the winner when it was really Amanda. You just wanted the publicity stunt so you could get more attention than our top models, when ours are much prettier. Auster-ALIEN.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 718949)
implying al qaeda hasn't been trying to kill us since forever


They have. But I doubt killing Bin Laden really accomplishes anything. If anything, it's made Pakistan mad as hell at us, since they failed at the little duplicitous thing they had going, and now they've got more trouble on several fronts. I don't imagine the Saudis are too happy either. Also, it's not like Al Qaeda doesn't have any contingency plans or backup authority.

I feel sorry for the woman, the one who was being used as a shield, who got killed. She never had a chance.

Chojin May 2nd, 2011 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 718951)
I feel sorry for the woman, the one who was being used as a shield, who got killed. She never had a chance.

uh, i don't. wtf was she doing in osama's final boss lair to begin with? waiting for mario to rescue her?

saudi arabia declared osama a criminal a long time ago, along with pretty much every other nation on the planet. politically, this isn't a bad thing for our relationship with any country.

Quote:

Also, it's not like Al Qaeda doesn't have any contingency plans or backup authority.
so if i understand you correctly, we shouldn't kill any terrorists because there's more than one of them? makes sense :|

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 10:23 AM

I don't like talking about politics. But anyway, my own theory, which amounts to maybe a hill of beans minus a pound or two, is that there were many double-dealings in which various middle eastern governments told the US one thing while they did another. I don't think that's a novel, groundbreaking or improbable thing to suppose.
Following that line of thought, it's doubtful that the Saudis or anyone else are going to let us in on how they really feel about all of this.

I thought it was perhaps a little embarrassing that we've had so many casualties in various skirmishes in the nooks and crannies of Afghani mountains, when all this time he appears to have been ensconced in relative splendor in some deluxe Pakistani accommodations. It was the final boss lair, yeah, in this particular story, but I don't think that all other members of Al Qaeda will spontaneously crumble and cause us no further problems.

If his death brings anyone any closure, I'm glad for that. And I don't know who the woman was or how she came to be in the boss lair, so I don't have anything further on that. All I have are opinions, same as everyone else.

Chojin May 2nd, 2011 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 718953)
I thought it was perhaps a little embarrassing that we've had so many casualties in various skirmishes in the nooks and crannies of Afghani mountains, when all this time he appears to have been ensconced in relative splendor in some deluxe Pakistani accommodations. It was the final boss lair, yeah, in this particular story, but I don't think that all other members of Al Qaeda will spontaneously crumble and cause us no further problems.

imo it's only politics if you involve political parties and their ideologies

i laughed out loud when i had read about the palace they found him in, 30 miles outside of the pakistani capital. like, seriously guys? you didn't think to check prince ali's fortified citadel with the 7 foot thick walls, just a stone's throw outside of the biggest town? i also thought it was a fittingly grandiose stage for a final boss fight. and also funny that 0 americans died in that assault.

at any rate he was a royal fuckwagon and i don't really understand why anyone outside of his junior varsity terrorism team would think it's a shame that he's dead. i didn't agree with any aspect of the iraq war either, aside from sadaam getting his as well. some people just need killing.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 10:35 AM

I agree that he was a royal fuckwagon. The world is teeming with them.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 2nd, 2011 12:04 PM

I can't believe MTV hasn't asked Ja-Rule how he feels about the death of Osama Bin Laden yet.


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