I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 12:07 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 12:08 PM

:(

:youngtenderboynipples

Zhukov May 2nd, 2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 718954)
i also thought it was a fittingly grandiose stage for a final boss fight. and also funny that 0 americans died in that assault.

I'm going to doubt that simply because I feel I must.


Elx I have no idea what you are talking about, but my need to argue tells me that Australia INVENTED the supermodel, so get rooted. :lol

Zhukov May 2nd, 2011 01:57 PM

Uh, that wasn't meant to sound threatening. :(

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 718937)
The funny thing is, your country was the first that pussied out

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 718969)
Uh, that wasn't meant to sound threatening. :(

:(

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2011 02:30 PM

:lol

elx May 2nd, 2011 03:32 PM

you'll always be my australian supermodel zhukov :)

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 03:47 PM

Looks like someone's filled with brown thunda

from down unda

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2011 03:56 PM

It's nice to know that some on this forum have their priorities in the right place. :)

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 04:09 PM

I don't know why, but I am highly skeptical of the whole burial-at-sea thing. Like it sounds like it might not really have happened.

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 04:11 PM

It didn't work for megatron and it's not gonna work now

Get On The Snake May 2nd, 2011 04:20 PM

hey.....

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 04:32 PM

go away womti

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 04:34 PM

He has a really creepy avatar. Even if he isn't womti I hate this person.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2011 04:45 PM

I also hate the avatar because it debuted just as my mom sat down behind me. That's even worse than pasty nipples.

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 04:47 PM

Somebody get the Chris Hansen avatar in here cause he's got some explaining to do.
He needs to have a seat over there.

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 05:01 PM

Did you laugh as you typed that?

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 05:03 PM

I bet you did. :sadclownface

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 05:08 PM

I'm high so my laughing is incidental to whatever the fuck I post at the time

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 05:08 PM

So yes

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 05:16 PM

:happyclownface

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 05:19 PM

You were here from '02? Wow, I never noticed.

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 05:22 PM

I was never really here. :eek

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 05:26 PM


Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2011 05:54 PM

Fuck this thread.


Tadao May 2nd, 2011 06:06 PM

:tendersexyyoungnipplesofaboy

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 06:08 PM

Does the thread have sexy nipples? I need to know before I fuck it

Tadao May 2nd, 2011 06:09 PM

Eric banned them. :(

NSFERIC

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/y...gebrak4eva.jpg

Seven Force May 2nd, 2011 06:17 PM

Nobody's safe for Chojin

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719029)

This is the best thing ever

Supafly345 May 3rd, 2011 01:44 AM

I swear fathom has been somehow stalking my youtube activities. This is like the third video I've favorited to have it appear posted here shortly after by fathom.

captain516 May 3rd, 2011 01:44 AM

Oh shit
this is by that Bart the general guy isn't it?

LordSappington May 3rd, 2011 02:01 AM

Sometimes I hate the internet.

WhiteRat May 3rd, 2011 04:53 AM

sevenforce ya gotta see the baby(aim)

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2011 08:22 AM

1500 words due in 11 1/2 hours in between two finals for a class I haven't been two about things I don't really know/care about.

I've dug myself a hole only suicide can solve.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2011 08:27 AM

Nevermind, this is going faster than I thought.

It's about rape! :eek

MarioRPG May 3rd, 2011 09:28 AM

Well, Canada voted in the same party that was found in contempt by the other parties and this time they have a majority government.

Kitsa May 3rd, 2011 09:31 AM

well, sure, if it's about RAPE.

I don't know that I had a single writing final (and I chose to do the "Intensive Writing" variation of my major), including large term papers, that I didn't do the night before. If not for imminent doom, why bother?

In other news, I have to go vote today. The city's schools want even MORE tax money, yet I have gone to our elementary school to vote for 8 years now and the library has remained virtually unchanged. Exact same books, no computer (not even on the librarian's desk) and, perhaps my biggest problem with all of this, people from the street are just allowed to wander through the school unescorted if they say they're there to vote. I'm not talking about teacher's salaries, I'm talking about a school system that elects to feed a steady stream of money into the high school sports program and leaves the elementary school libraries untouched.

Fun fact: 12 area registered sex offenders live in the apartment complex next door to the school.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 719084)
I swear fathom has been somehow stalking my youtube activities. This is like the third video I've favorited to have it appear posted here shortly after by fathom.

The internet is my favorite sport. If I could get gold medals in it, I would. That and I don't have cable or satellite or an aerial for my television.

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 719085)
Oh shit
this is by that Bart the general guy isn't it?

Actually, it's not! :eek Even though the guy uploaded part three to Youtube.

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 11:49 AM

Hey Whiterat it's been a while. :) I added you on aim

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2011 01:37 PM

Jesus, this paper sucks. Read May & Strikwerda's "Men in Groups: Collective Responsibility for Rape" if you want to get angry. It's just a paper - shouldn't take you long to read.

Womti May 3rd, 2011 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 718961)
:(

:youngtenderboynipples



you're a pedophile!

Tadao May 3rd, 2011 05:39 PM

and?

Dr. Boogie May 3rd, 2011 07:00 PM

I was screwing around wikipedia and found out the English accent has a name: received pronunciation.

Tadao May 3rd, 2011 07:34 PM

I can't even pretend to understand that. I feel dumb.

King Hadas May 3rd, 2011 08:49 PM

Man the weird shit you can learn on wikipedia, just yesterday I learned that Drew Carey served in the Marine corps for six years.

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 08:50 PM

I figured with that haircut

King Hadas May 3rd, 2011 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719129)
Jesus, this paper sucks. Read May & Strikwerda's "Men in Groups: Collective Responsibility for Rape" if you want to get angry. It's just a paper - shouldn't take you long to read.

Okay, and where would I read this?

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 09:23 PM

Wait, I received an infraction for what now :lol

Womti May 3rd, 2011 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719187)
I can't even pretend to understand that. I feel dumb.

I cabnt even preTEND TO UNDERSRTAND THAT :x

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2011 10:02 PM

Cork it, womti

Womti May 3rd, 2011 10:09 PM

just plesase dont basn me Z:tear

kahljorn May 3rd, 2011 10:59 PM

:rolleyes you're not even close to being spaghetti

Womti May 3rd, 2011 11:02 PM

whayddyamean? anyway :rolleyes hi

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 11:02 PM

ban this chucklefuck Esuohlim

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 11:03 PM

For about a few years now I've been trying to figure out how to pronounce that name

Womti May 3rd, 2011 11:18 PM

how to prounounce what name?

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 11:20 PM

:rolleyes

Womti May 3rd, 2011 11:22 PM

go fuchahoff and eat golden cheerios >:

Tanuki May 3rd, 2011 11:26 PM

Man, it's been forever since I came back here!

And I came back to ask a stupid question that's been bugging me.

How does a centaur lay down when it sleeps?

Seven Force May 3rd, 2011 11:31 PM

On top of your mom for $10

Esuohlim May 4th, 2011 03:07 AM

YOU PRONOUNCE IT LIKE "MILHOUSE" DUH

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 07:13 AM

Or Thrillho or Milpool

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 719214)
go fuchahoff and eat golden cheerios >:

Holy Christ, even your rage is lame.

LordSappington May 4th, 2011 08:13 AM

You noobs can't hold a candle to Johnathon Clement. Come back when you have crippling social impairments >:

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 719246)
You noobs can't hold a candle to Johnathon Clement. Come back when you have crippling social impairments that are entertaining >:

fixed

Colonel Flagg May 4th, 2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 719243)
Or Thrillho or Milpool

Or (during March Madness) netuohnav.

Colonel Flagg May 4th, 2011 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 719246)
You noobs can't hold a candle to Johnathon Clement. Come back when you have crippling social impairments >:

:blah

Seven Force May 4th, 2011 11:47 AM

Thanks Thrillho

Seven Force May 4th, 2011 11:48 AM

Oh somebody already said that. Pretend I said something funny

like all my posts

Tadao May 4th, 2011 12:19 PM

:orgasm

Tadao May 4th, 2011 12:20 PM

:eek

Tadao May 4th, 2011 12:21 PM

:chatter

Tadao May 4th, 2011 12:22 PM


Tadao May 4th, 2011 12:22 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao May 4th, 2011 01:14 PM

I want to thank an older Jewish man with a gift, but he doesn't drink. What should I give him?

Serious answers are also welcome.

elx May 4th, 2011 01:33 PM

money

kahljorn May 4th, 2011 02:23 PM

that one book by Frankl

Kitsa May 4th, 2011 02:48 PM

Does he have any other characteristics, apart from Jewishness?

Srsly though I have lots of elderly Jewish relatives and I gots the hookup.

Ten Commandments Sticky Notes

Money Clip that says "Gelt"

It also sort of makes a big difference, if being Jewish IS his main characteristic, whether we're talking Orthodox or Reform or what because it makes a big difference in how seriously he takes things.

Tzedakah (charity) boxes, Mezuzahs, donations to Chabad.org and stuff like that are all good for a classier gift or someone who wants to take themselves seriously.

If not, there are tons of places online that sell matzo-patterned LET MY PEOPLE GO toilet seat covers.

kahljorn May 4th, 2011 03:07 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Mans-Search-Me...4532398&sr=8-1

get him that unless you think he'd be offended by a book about holocaust survivors :O :O its a good book though.

Tadao May 4th, 2011 03:20 PM

Well, he is my neighbors dad and I know very little about him. He found on the sidewalk all my medical cards an SS card and returned it to me. That would have sucked to replace. I asked his son if he drank and he said no and then I expressed that I wanted to give him a thank you present and the were all "no it was nothing don't worry about it". That didn't help at all. :(

Things I know about him.

He's about 65 Y.O.
He recognizes the holidays but I think that's the extent of it.
He's from New York.
I don't think he eats pork.
I highly doubt he observes the sabbath.

So he's just your basic every day New York Jew living in Los Angeles. The only problem I have is that I don't know his level of humor. That's why I'm kinda looking for something that's traditional, but I didn't see anything when I googled it. He is also moving back to N.Y. in 2 weeks. If all else fails I'll buy him a card, but I wanted to do something nice since they have been great neighbors.

Kitsa May 4th, 2011 03:33 PM

These bookends are relatively tasteful and neutral:

http://www.moderntribe.com/judaica/j...az_bookholders

There's a cool coffee mug that is a ceramic version of the "We are Happy to Serve You" cups that are all over NYC...it's pretty neat...

Not sure exactly how much you want to spend, though. You could look for something that says "Ahava" in Hebrew, which is sort of the same word that means either "love" or "give". I have an Ahava necklace, but it might be weird giving something that could mean "love" to a guy.

I dunno, you might want to just look for a generic 65-year-old-man gift, rather than assume that because he's Jewish he walks around in tallit and that's all there is to him.

Here are a couple more fairly reliable Jewish gift sites:

http://www.judaicawebstore.com/Categ...?CategoryId=11

http://www.judaism.com/chabadstore.asp?cdo=chabad.org

Almost every local synagogue store I know of either redirects to or orders most of their stuff from that one.

You can also get a coffee table book of work by a Jewish artist, like Chagall.


Hope that info was serious and useful enough for you.

Fathom Zero May 4th, 2011 03:37 PM

I think the NY angle would be an easier play, with less risk. The coffee mug is nice.

Tadao May 4th, 2011 03:57 PM

Yeah, I think you're right Kitsa/FZ. Better just go with the 65 yo avenue since I have no idea how jewy he is. I'll have a look at Cost Plus/World Market first.

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 719270)
money

I'm mad because I didn't get to type that first :lol

Seven Force May 4th, 2011 05:54 PM

Why don't you just ask Mr. Burbank what he wants? :lol

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719275)
So he's just your basic every day New York Jew living in Los Angeles.

Isn't there a place in LA than imports water from NYC so they can make authentic NYC bagels?

If so get him gift certificates to there

Tadao May 4th, 2011 06:15 PM

Oh man, that would be awesome, except he is moving in 2 weeks. Maybe I can just buy the bagels and have some for myself. Any idea on what the name of the bagel shop is?

Tadao May 4th, 2011 06:18 PM

Is it The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co.?

http://www.brooklynwaterbagels.com/location.php

LordSappington May 4th, 2011 06:36 PM

http://www.ajewishgift.com/
If subtlety isn't a virtue of yours...

Ex Leper May 4th, 2011 08:17 PM

Just bought two boxes full of old issues of Starlog Magazine. :rock

Kitsa May 4th, 2011 09:04 PM

I've just had the second book "purchase" I've made on ebay go bad within a single month. I think I'm buying the book, I pay for it, then in an hour or so they refund my money and say "Sorry, we didn't have it." How are they allowed to list it if they never had it?

Ex Leper May 4th, 2011 09:17 PM

That happened to me on Amazon a few times as well.

kahljorn May 4th, 2011 09:35 PM

Quote:

I've just had the second book "purchase" I've made on ebay go bad within a single month. I think I'm buying the book, I pay for it, then in an hour or so they refund my money and say "Sorry, we didn't have it." How are they allowed to list it if they never had it?
HOW IS GREYHOUND ALLOWED TO SELL TICKETS THEY NEVER HAD GOD DAMNIT

amazon has uhh amagaybies

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719290)
Is it The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co.?

http://www.brooklynwaterbagels.com/location.php

I believe so yes

Pentegarn May 4th, 2011 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 719298)
I've just had the second book "purchase" I've made on ebay go bad within a single month. I think I'm buying the book, I pay for it, then in an hour or so they refund my money and say "Sorry, we didn't have it." How are they allowed to list it if they never had it?

That happens to me on board games a lot when i try and buy them via amazon

kahljorn May 4th, 2011 10:05 PM

Wait wait i got it.

Amazon's a woman.

IM A MISOGYNIST NOW.

Tadao May 4th, 2011 10:16 PM

:eek

Tadao May 4th, 2011 10:16 PM


Tadao May 4th, 2011 10:17 PM

:pagebrak


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:22 AM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.