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Esuohlim May 9th, 2011 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 720122)
I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

I WORRY THAT YOU'RE DEAD SOMETIMES :( :( WHY DO YOU KEEP TORTURING ME LIKE THIS

Tadao May 9th, 2011 02:27 AM

Hickman dead? I can't imagine a world like that. I always imagine him off doing the things I should have done when I was young and strong. Killing commies and fucking their daughters.

elx May 9th, 2011 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720193)
I graduated today! :noonecares

not true, I just predicted that occurrence and was quite affectionate in congratulating you for it. now I am sad that you will be leaving. farewell brother from the sam mother. :(

Grislygus May 9th, 2011 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720193)
Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version

I love the new battle arena, but I miss leaving it running with autoloot on for pixels

I didn't have my good weapons for some reason when I started, but as far as I can tell this advanced bow I started with has no expiration date, and I immediately found a +125 epic weapon advance stone, so that plus my stats means I don't really need to waste time on crafting a superweapon... just started today with my remaining schoolwork, trying to get at least 100,000 material and an accordingly large number or pixels together for some godlike armor

executioneer May 9th, 2011 03:53 AM

i can't play that game due to stupid internet emotiocons >:

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2011 04:06 AM

I don't know how to play it, so I played You Have to Burn the Rope instead.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720193)
I graduated today! :noonecares

Well done. When will you have you super high paid job that you've been bragging about?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720131)
I never liked to be touched, growing up. Ever. Teachers would touch my shoulder while talking to me and I'd flinch and wriggle away.

I was also very bullied as a child. I was beaten up for no reason and had my backpack smashed into the ground with a banana in it.

..

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720153)
You're not UNCOMMON, of course, but it's awesome to see such a stereotypical, comically rampaging pussy. You keep jabbering about libel and slander and police enforcement, as if ANYONE would EVER believe you, then SERIOUSLY try to VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY threaten Tadao, before immediately buckling, begging for mercy, and throwing out as many freudian excuses as possible... when NONE OF THIS MATTERS, AT ALL, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT YOU SNIVELING LITTLE CUNTGOB.

And then seven force makes me nearly piss myself laughing so hard at the thought of you staring in shock and terror at his increasingly ominous posts. Hell you think TADAO is actually threatening, let alone Seven Force.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720189)
POOR ME POOR ME POOR ME POOR ME I HAVE THE COMPULSIVE NEED TO ROMANTICIZE EVERY SINGLE BLOG-ENTRY OF A THOUGHT THAT I HAVE AND I'M EASILY SCARED ABOUT INTERNET THINGS BECAUSE I don't leave the fucking house

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 719993)
...though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess...

..

Colonel Flagg May 9th, 2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720193)
I graduated today! :noonecares

Belated congratulations and felicitations! :party

My apologies - I was distracted by all the ugliness going on in another, less important thread. :\

Colonel Flagg May 9th, 2011 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 720122)
I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

Congratulations on that "not getting killed" thing. Keep up the good work. :)

Seven Force May 9th, 2011 01:49 PM

I care that you graduated. Congrats.

Grislygus May 9th, 2011 01:52 PM

awright pub, is that some sort of surrealist commentary or are you just giving me hell
I'm cool with either one

10,000 Volt Ghost May 9th, 2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720193)
I graduated today! :noonecares



Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version


Congratulations. That means more anti-idling time.

Kitsa May 9th, 2011 04:11 PM

I cared, but didn't think you'd care that I cared.

How many pens did you get as graduation gifts?

I graduated midterm and no one got me anything :( But I hear that most people get pens.

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2011 04:13 PM


Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:16 PM



<3

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:17 PM

God, that is so hot. :love

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:19 PM

I would pay money to have her sing every song. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:20 PM

Seriously, that is a rare thing. I am tighter with my money than a gnat's chuffskin wallet. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:31 PM

Which I guess makes it a compliment? Or suggests I am off in the way I show affection. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:31 PM

Oh! I remember. I should show I like her by offering to suck her dick. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:32 PM

This will be an instant road to success. It never fails. :eek

MLE May 9th, 2011 04:32 PM

lol at 1:05 and 1:40

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:32 PM

...I imagine. :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:33 PM

Fucking Dylan's Nipples! >: >: >:

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720354)


<3

<3

MLE May 9th, 2011 04:33 PM

Hahahahaha- GOTCHA

Pub Lover May 9th, 2011 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 720371)
It was OBL. I really shouldn't have to explain more, like I said, it's fucking BIN LADEN.

..

WhiteRat May 9th, 2011 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720383)
..

I think you missed one:

.

Esuohlim May 9th, 2011 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 720245)
not true, I just predicted that occurrence and was quite affectionate in congratulating you for it. now I am sad that you will be leaving. farewell brother from the sam mother. :(

Thanks elx. Sam is our mother? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720285)
Well done. When will you have you super high paid job that you've been bragging about?

:( :( :( I'm going to take my degrees to Burger King. Their newest cashier is going to have some fucking CREDENTIALS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 720293)
Belated congratulations and felicitations! :party

Flagg you're the baddest dude in town and I can only hope to someday be 1% of the scholar that you are :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 720307)
I care that you graduated. Congrats.

I haven't used the smile emoticon in like 7 years but for you I'll make an except... ---> :smile

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 720309)
Congratulations. That means more anti-idling time.

This is more true than I want it to be :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 720350)
I cared, but didn't think you'd care that I cared.

How many pens did you get as graduation gifts?

I graduated midterm and no one got me anything :( But I hear that most people get pens.

KITSA WE HAVE HAD OUR TIFFS IN THE PAST, BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE COOL AND I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT

So far just some money here and there. I got quite a few pens after high school graduation though, all with my name on them. :ROLLEYES

kahljorn May 9th, 2011 08:17 PM

esuolohim ! snoitalutargnoc

Pentegarn May 9th, 2011 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720193)
I graduated today! :noonecares

I care milpool

Grats man

executioneer May 9th, 2011 08:46 PM

IM JEALOS OF YOU MALEHOUSE

Esuohlim May 9th, 2011 08:59 PM

thx kahljorn and pentegarn :D

Also don't be Willie :( I've racked up quite a debt and I ain't got no prospects

WhiteRat May 9th, 2011 09:01 PM

Milhouse i'm happy for you. I'm so proud that not only do you have a super degree, but now you should be able to afford a new haircut. The 50's are so out d00d.

Grislygus May 9th, 2011 09:03 PM

I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK PAYING OFF YOUR STUDENT LOANS

Esuohlim May 9th, 2011 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 720413)
Milhouse i'm happy for you. I'm so proud that not only do you have a super degree, but now you should be able to afford a new haircut. The 50's are so out d00d.



Fathom Zero May 9th, 2011 09:37 PM

I bought a bag of popcorn bigger than my head today, found out a broad I really really really dug got married, and found out that this bookstore I go to sells Moleskines. Been a weird day.

Oh and good going and stuff, bro. You'll get as much work as Alan Ruck now buhzinglolj/k

Chojin May 9th, 2011 10:30 PM

let me know if this link works.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=50

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2011 10:34 PM

gighfive

Seven Force May 9th, 2011 10:34 PM

No.

Seven Force May 9th, 2011 10:35 PM

I forgot there was another skin :eek

MLE May 9th, 2011 10:36 PM

I can see it, but i'm a mod

Kitsa May 9th, 2011 10:37 PM

Did anyone take Spanish in the 90s?



:youtubethread

elx May 9th, 2011 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720399)
Thanks elx. Sam is our mother? :eek

how could you forget? sam is my mother and you are my little brother and I am his most favorite precious son.

Shyandquietguy May 10th, 2011 02:12 AM

Congratualations Milhouse! I rook a trade school so I ended up working in industrial production! How's them for apples to apples?

Also, the Re video is awesome.

PS Where's all the fun at? You guys are supposed to be fun and shit. Is there like a conference room software for webcams and we can maybe play a board game? I seriously want to play a board game.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 720393)
I think you missed one:

.

Wow, you're an idiot. :eek

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:41 AM

:eek

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:41 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 720447)
let me know if this link works.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=50

Yes. :eek

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720354)


<3

<3

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 720396)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
Hi elx,

Pub wanted me to apologize to you, but I was already thinking about doing it myself.

I'm sorry I mocked your Aspergers. If you really have a hug box, I won't judge. I don't, but I do have something else. I'm hesistant to say what it is, but it helps me cope.

Anyway, nice to meet you, sorry we got off on the wrong foot, and take care.

-Pram

...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
Elx- you're good at talking shit, go for it.

........


dont even want to know

I totally didn't figure into my dumb whiteknighting that he is the worst apologiser that ever lived. :lol

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720405)
Wait, did Pram intend to be creepy to elx, I'm confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720409)
Maybe she was intimidated by kindness because she's so used to being treated like shit by you guys that anything outside of "come here, you whore" is taken in umbrage.

She was rude for posting my apology though, so I'm yanking it back. I'm not sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720410)
I love the immediate irrational bitterness and use of "whore" after the initial approach is spurned...

...after the initial approach was immediately followed up by an unprovoked insult. The logic of the basement dweller, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm glad Gus didn't quit on Pram after all. :lol

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 720428)
I just booked a greyhound trip to your place. You have a chance to stop all this.

Edit: That was for Pram. Not milhouse

You'd have more fun visiting Esuohlim. You could buy his indebted ass dinner. :eek

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2011 03:13 AM

C'MERE, YOU WHORE

Tadao May 10th, 2011 03:15 AM

I play Webcam strip poker with Pub every morning. Shy should get in on the action. I'd totally raise him.

Shyandquietguy May 10th, 2011 03:30 AM

I am up for reals if this'll be the closest I'll get to any action.

I'll have to grow my stubble out though!

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 720502)
Virgin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 720433)
This lady looks awfully familiar but I can't for the life of me remember where i've seen her!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 720445)

..

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720534)
Now, I could be an asshole and post all your personal information name-by-name on this board, letter-by-letter

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 720535)
I don't care what people know about me online. It's not like I've been secretive.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...8&postcount=41

Zhukov May 10th, 2011 10:32 AM

I haven't been to New Zealand yet. I might come and visit you some time Pub, and we can sit in awkward silence together.

Pram Maven May 10th, 2011 10:46 AM

Well if you're going to talk badly about someone you might as well say it to their face.

HIIIIII!

I don't usually read this thread because it's too fuckin' long, but I got the gist.

Admission of guilt, more admission of guilt, Tadao's former addresses, the high school he went to, his favorite theatrical makeup... Who has to look for this shit when it's so readily offered? His "middle" name and high school alone pointed me right to him.

"I don't think you get it yet". I'm kind of like Dexter. I find bad people and punish them. You are bad people (I am GREAT at research). I've seen the hurt you've caused to Dizzy and Jake, the psychological distress. Now I'm throwing your words and actions back in your faces before I hit this site where it hurts- its reputation. The very aspect of me you've been attacking by slandering my band. All it took was a day for me to go from the one being picked on to the one shoving you teeth-first into the drinking fountain. What does it feel like? I'd love to know. But don't tell me until the shock's worn off. I'll wait.

Man, I can't "wait" until this is over so I can write a book! It will be called,

"How I Made a Mockery of I-Mockery".

You're probably wondering how I got to be so good at psychological warfare. I've had a lot of practice. many years, to be exact. We are not so different.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 720538)
I haven't been to New Zealand yet. I might come and visit you some time Pub, and we can sit in awkward silence together.

And then you sip your drugged tea and I take the nude pictures of you. :eek

Colonel Flagg May 10th, 2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720540)
(I am GREAT at research). [...] The very aspect of me you've been attacking by slandering my band.

Apparently not so great at syntax. "Slander" is verbal. In print, it's "Libel". :JJJ

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 11:13 AM

Pram Maven, I don't know who you are talking to. You are not making sense. You are a black kettle, sir. :eek

Pram Maven May 10th, 2011 11:18 AM

Colonel Flagg- well, fuck me twice on a Friday.

Pub- I make perfect sense. To understand, you're supposed to read the lines, not between them!

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 11:36 AM

The blackest kettle there has ever been, Sir. :eek

Colonel Flagg May 10th, 2011 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720546)
Colonel Flagg- well, fuck me twice on a Friday.

Excuse me?

Seven Force May 10th, 2011 12:09 PM

There's only one black kettle here Pub

Seven Force May 10th, 2011 12:10 PM

I want to visit you in NZ too, btw. :)

Tadao May 10th, 2011 12:17 PM

We can all boner hug and share or Photoshopped ELX erotica.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2011 12:24 PM

Fucking darkroom bullshit project finals week fuck

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 720556)
There's only one black kettle here Pub

You're only half black. It is the top half. I have the pics to prove it. :eek

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 720557)
I want to visit you in NZ too, btw. :)

Do it at the same time as Zhukov & I can start on my new found passion for tableaux erotica. :eek

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:08 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720354)


<3

<3

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 720561)
Fucking darkroom bullshit project finals week fuck :goth

You can do it, Boyo!

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 720560)
We can all boner hug and share or Photoshopped ELX erotica.

So that was why the word was in my head. :dunce

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720534)
I'm almost THIRTY-FUCKING FOUR now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720575)
I just hope the people I live with don't get hurt over this. I'm just a kid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720577)
A stupid, stupid kid.

An idiot.

"In the United States a person must be at least 35 to be President..." is the only argument I can imagine for you being below the age of adulthood. :eek

Other than the self-confessed idiocy. ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost May 10th, 2011 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720540)
You're probably wondering how I got to be so good at psychological warfare. I've had a lot of practice. many years, to be exact.

12 months = exactly 1 year.
10 years = exactly 1 decade.
many years of practicing psychological warfare = an undeterminded amount of years.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:35 PM

Bill.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720584)
...the self-confessed idiocy. ;)


Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720590)
Do you also have diabetes complicated by a bipolar disorder and the tragic loss of your entire family in the last five minutes made worse by the sudden realization that you never finished college? Or do you simply do part-time as a rape surviving single mother suffering from alcoholism and a vaguely specified anxiety condition? On the internet?

All of the hugs for you, Gus. :love

10,000 Volt Ghost May 10th, 2011 01:45 PM

I know Pub, it just drives me nuts when people use an approximate exact amount something.

edit: AWWWWw, he just psychological warfared me without me realizing it!!!!

kahljorn May 10th, 2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Pub- I make perfect sense. To understand, you're supposed to read the lines, not between them!
i remember reading that joke on that Zug site ;/

what the hell man get some new material

Pub Lover May 10th, 2011 02:03 PM

He begged the question by being literally exacting in his metaphorical simile. :eek

Pram Maven May 10th, 2011 02:03 PM

Kahljorn- I don't have any new material. I peed it down my leg.

kahljorn May 10th, 2011 02:04 PM

:rolleyes

kahljorn May 10th, 2011 02:05 PM

Do people ever tell you in real life, "JUST SHUT UP.. PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP"

Pram Maven May 10th, 2011 02:16 PM

Sometimes they can't get anything else out.

One girl even made a haiku.

Pram you fucking jerk
you are not autistic
just use smaller words

kahljorn May 10th, 2011 02:33 PM

shut up

10,000 Volt Ghost May 10th, 2011 03:01 PM

seriously

Colonel Flagg May 10th, 2011 04:19 PM

Shut! Your! Hole! :Casey

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 720586)
12 months = exactly 1 year.
10 years = exactly 1 decade.
many years of practicing psychological warfare = an undeterminded amount of years.

made me :lol

Kitsa May 10th, 2011 06:57 PM

I don't get the whole arbitrary vendetta against a website's companion forum thing, but maybe that's just me.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2011 07:24 PM



I <3 Skin

Pentegarn May 10th, 2011 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 720624)
Shut! Your! Hole! :Casey

They need at least 10 inches

Pentegarn May 10th, 2011 09:41 PM

So Paul McCartney is getting married again to a woman who is a VP of NEMF. Personally, after how his last marriage went with all the gold digging, I for one think it is good that he is marrying a woman who can stand on her own two feet.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2011 11:32 PM

I see what you did there.

Grislygus May 11th, 2011 01:30 AM

Oh my god, he actually figured out how to post in another thread. Give him a few months and he'll figure out how to leave General Blabber

kahljorn May 11th, 2011 01:37 AM

actually he already managed to post in the my little pony thread ::O

HE"S GROWING FASTER THAN YOU EXPECTED


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