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kahljorn May 14th, 2011 12:00 AM

the only kid i knew that had aspergers just sounded like a fat asshole with a weepy drama queen for a mother

Chojin May 14th, 2011 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 721100)
There's nothing really wrong with being an aspie as long as you don't use it as an excuse for being a massive fuckup

Leave it to the internet to go and stigmatize a brain disorder.

to be fair, i hate all retarded people, not just the slightly retarded ones

retards should be euthanized imo

lol spellcheck doesn't think "euthanized" is a word and suggested "vulcanized." that works too.

Zhukov May 14th, 2011 12:58 AM

It's euthanised.

Chojin May 14th, 2011 01:23 AM

it said that one was wrong too, i tried that

Pub Lover May 14th, 2011 04:23 AM


Zhukov May 14th, 2011 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 721141)
it said that one was wrong too, i tried that

I was just being a dick

executioneer May 14th, 2011 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aspie test
Psychologist Simon Baron-Cohen



any relation?

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2011 10:00 AM

You can't even resize that, Pub?

Pub Lover May 14th, 2011 10:02 AM

That would require saving it to my harddrive. When have I ever done that? :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost May 14th, 2011 11:17 AM

I was going to take the Mensa test a few years ago(at the library). I scored really high on the practice test. Then I never took out of fear that it might prove that I'm not a genius.

I feel like people who think they have A.S. never take the test for the same reason.

zeldasbiggestfan May 14th, 2011 01:32 PM

I got a 7. I guess I like people.

Pub Lover May 14th, 2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 721193)
I hardly doubt contacting people is a federal crime. I guess we'll find out!

Hardly doubt. :yum

Pub Lover May 14th, 2011 01:44 PM

Do you highly think about your hardly doubt? :wank

Kitsa May 14th, 2011 08:25 PM

You know someone who turned down Mensa to piss off her parents. :themoreyouknow

And that's all I have to say about that.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2011 08:30 PM

I'd have been in Mensa if I cared enough to be in the club, (free test day at the public library!) My mum was, but she doesn't care, either, and there've been more pressing things to spend money on.

Kitsa May 14th, 2011 09:19 PM

The club part is always a dealbreaker for me.

THIS GROUP ACTIVITY IS PRETENTIOUS

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2011 09:21 PM

Something tells me we'd score high on the Aspie test.

Kitsa May 14th, 2011 09:24 PM

When faced with numerous choices, I always go the "people can choke on dicks and die" route.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2011 10:10 PM

I just blocked the last seven people I knew from highschool on Facebook. I was a social pariah for this particular group, anyway.

I feel like a happy dance is in order.


10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2011 01:26 AM

Hahahahahha, Cucucucucocooooo

Chojin May 15th, 2011 02:51 AM

pram maven has broken every rule of the internet


Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 721276)
I can't do nature - I don't have the eye for it. :\ I just end up taking blurry pictures of animals.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 721153)

..

HickMan May 15th, 2011 06:39 AM

stop hammer time lol

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 07:33 AM

:eek

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 07:33 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBC News
IMF head Strauss-Kahn charged over New York 'sex crime.
The head of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has been charged by New York police over an alleged sex attack on a hotel maid.
Police say he faces three charges, including attempted rape. His lawyer told Reuters he would plead not guilty.

The IMF has been criticizing NZ recently because our economy has taken a large hit following the repeated earthquakes. This means we don't have to listen to them now, right? #wikileaks

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 721251)
When it comes to governments legally recognizing cruel and unusual punishments I'm only against it because people would definitely misuse that right (this is why I'm against executions in our country). When someone really is guilty though then yeah I don't have a problem with it. This guy deserves to be blinded, not blinding him would be barbaric.

Barbaric? I'm going to have to look up that word because I am pretty sure you're not making sense by using it there. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 721251)
Justice is not about deterrence and it's not about fulfilling sadistic fantasies either, it's about fairness. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a hand for a hand, a foot for a foot.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world perfect? I think I'm still with Gandhi on this one. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 721251)
Blinding this man is right and correct and to do otherwise would be evil.

That guy is a very lousy guy and his actions make me quite angry. Blinding him doesn't fix what he did. He needs to be very heavily punished though. Also, maybe Iran should make acid harder to get? Who needs all this acid anyway? Do they have a right to bear acid? :eek

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 07:55 AM

#spoilertags #dumbopinions #whyamievenpostingthem #godihatemyselfsomuch #suchanidiot #editbutton

King Hadas May 15th, 2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 721310)
Barbaric? I'm going to have to look up that word because I am pretty sure you're not making sense by using it there. :eek

I thought it sounded good. Though if you're gonna get snippy I suppose technically it doesn't make sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 721310)
An eye for an eye makes the whole world perfect? I think I'm still with Gandhi on this one. :x

I think it works out pretty well in this case.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 721310)
That guy is a very lousy guy and his actions make me quite angry. Blinding him doesn't fix what he did. He needs to be very heavily punished though. Also, maybe Iran should make acid harder to get? Who needs all this acid anyway? Do they have a right to bear acid? :eek

But blinding him does make everybody feel better, that's about all you can hope for really.

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 721313)
But blinding him does make everybody feel better, that's about all you can hope for really.

It does. :(

Pub Lover May 15th, 2011 09:00 AM

I still don't understand how throwing acid on someone becomes a thing that happens more than once, Iran. :(

executioneer May 15th, 2011 09:03 AM

they should pour the acid on his wein*r

Kitsa May 15th, 2011 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 721272)
I just blocked the last seven people I knew from highschool on Facebook. I was a social pariah for this particular group, anyway.

I feel like a happy dance is in order.



I was adding them at first, I don't know why. Then I came to my senses (after a series of their bullshit status updates I didn't care about) and deleted them again.

I actually had one person stalking another person on my friends list, and I couldn't post anything to the stalked one because it made her profile accessible to the stalker, or something like that, idk.

MLE May 15th, 2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 721114)
There's probably real fibromyalgia out there somewhere, but same story. I think a lot of people don't understand or are not willing to accept the amount of chronic and sometimes unexplained pain life can dole out. Also that a lot of the time there's not shit you can do about it.

Real fibro happens either genetically, which is the kind you have for life (and usually as a child, too, though age does magnify it), OR it's triggered by a extremely difficult and stressful emotional situation.

It's kind of like when you wind a pocketwatch too much and it springs out -you can put everything back in its place, but it won't work the same way again.
--------------

I have genetic fibromyalgia, and it's another disorder that people like to claim they have. It is indescribably bad to do this, as fibro is a diagnosis made by exclusion. You have to get tested for lupus, lyme, ms, and vitamin d deficiency. They don't mean you don't have fibro, but it means that there's something else causing at least part of it. They'd treat you for that first before making a dx of fibro. I went through quite a bit before they ruled that I had it.

People that just claim to have it and haven't been diagnosed irritate the everliving fuck out of me.

Kitsa May 15th, 2011 06:21 PM

Well, that's sort of where I was pointed with it...the people who just claim to have it, or worse, don't have it and lock onto it as a surefire way to get disability income because the diagnosis can be muddy.

MLE May 15th, 2011 06:23 PM

Fuck them. I'm not on disability for it, and I have fairly advanced fibro, with a couple chemical imbalances concerning norepinephrine. They can lead their shitty lives and work just like I do. I'm not even on any pain medication for the fibro because it would interfere with my other meds.

They need to be cut into pieces while they're alive, thrown into a fire pit, and burned.

captain516 May 15th, 2011 09:53 PM

Noun
Place
Noun
Noun
Plural Noun

Kitsa May 15th, 2011 10:05 PM

But a noun...

never mind.

MLE May 16th, 2011 12:16 AM

Wrestler
Chick-Fil-A
Betta Fish
Dirty Carpet
Cunts

captain516 May 16th, 2011 01:12 AM

This Wrestler is your Wrestler, this Wrestler is my Wrestler
From Chik-Fil-A, to the New York Betta Fish
From the Dirty Carpet forest, to the gulf stream Cunts
This Wrestler was made for you and me

wow that sucked

LordSappington May 16th, 2011 01:32 AM

Oh yeah; I'm going to be getting a series of steroid injections straight in my ear drum. :chatter

Chojin May 16th, 2011 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 721453)
This Wrestler was made for you and me

john cena?

Kitsa May 16th, 2011 08:34 AM

Etsy alchemy request for painting of John Cena buggering Tosh

I believe a later post shows a photo of the painting.

Kitsa May 16th, 2011 08:35 AM

Bottom of this post and NSFW.

Guitar Woman May 16th, 2011 11:39 AM

That's fantastic. And I learned a new word!

Today's gonna be a good one, I've got a feeling.

HickMan May 16th, 2011 02:51 PM

Guys I've been coming to i-mockery for a long time now...and I think it's about time we do an emoticon overhaul. I mean, come on!

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2011 02:56 PM

:oneofthosedays

HickMan May 16th, 2011 03:21 PM

It sure has

kahljorn May 16th, 2011 03:38 PM

Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O

The Leader May 16th, 2011 04:06 PM

:pagebrak
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 721490)
Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O


Fathom Zero May 16th, 2011 04:45 PM

Bon vacance.

Kitsa May 16th, 2011 05:04 PM

Il est dangereux d’avoir raison dans des choses où des hommes accrédités ont tort.

That's Voltaire. It's dangerous to be right on matters in which the authorities are wrong.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 16th, 2011 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 721490)
Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O

Félicitations à l'occasion de finition college. Il a été cool réunion vous qu'une seule fois.

Colonel Flagg May 16th, 2011 05:58 PM

Mangez la fenêtre.

kahljorn May 16th, 2011 06:11 PM

yea we ended up putting Felicitations! lol im guessing that means congratulations on finishing college, 10k?

thanks guys :O

10,000 Volt Ghost May 16th, 2011 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 721509)
Mangez la fenêtre.

Ingest the window?

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2011 06:41 PM

lololololololol

elle a chaud au cul

10,000 Volt Ghost May 16th, 2011 06:45 PM

Kahl, unclog your pms. It is full.

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2011 06:47 PM

sexytimes

Kitsa May 16th, 2011 07:00 PM

Bonne Chance is always a safe bet.

kahljorn May 16th, 2011 08:08 PM

UNCLOGGED

HickMan May 17th, 2011 01:14 AM

Hey guys I'll be gone for a little while again it's been fun while it lasted~

HICKMAN, OUT :picklehat

Tadao May 17th, 2011 01:32 AM

Keep on rockin' in a free world!

Zhukov May 17th, 2011 02:05 AM

Tadao: if you don't have the intelligence to understand news/poli threads, or the wit to make fun of them properly, maybe you should let it go, rather than just lock threads and edit me to call myself a fag.

Now reply with:

"You're a fag."

To show how aloof and in control you are.

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2011 02:06 AM

I'm sensing some retarded hostility here.

Zhukov May 17th, 2011 02:07 AM

Quote:

Now reply with:

"You're a fag."

To show how aloof and in control you are.

*Your

Tadao May 17th, 2011 02:13 AM

It's funny because you're upset.

Zhukov May 17th, 2011 02:20 AM

That when I am trying to entertain myself in a thread you lock it? Yeah. Don't pretend you don't care either, since you started a thread in news/poli with the intent to dis me, and that obviously stems from that last time I called you unfunny and unintelligent :lol

Tadao May 17th, 2011 02:23 AM

Yeah, you totally nailed me there.

Zhukov May 17th, 2011 02:29 AM

And it's funny that you ran out of steam - have you tried editing my post?

Tadao May 17th, 2011 02:40 AM

Nah, I just don't find arguing with you Coolinator style forever to be worth it.

Zhukov May 17th, 2011 02:56 AM

Then maybe try shutting the fuck up and staying out of the politics forum, rather than starting threads aimed at me, locking threads for no good reason, and editing my posts.

Chojin May 17th, 2011 03:12 AM

he's got you there

Tadao May 17th, 2011 03:20 AM

Good point. I'll go change my ways right now.

Tadao May 17th, 2011 03:20 AM

:pagebrak

HickMan May 17th, 2011 05:21 AM

You want to know about current situations and politics? Let me tell you something, mister(s)! I'm trying to fly out of this Hell Hole known as Bagram Airfield to get to a place with some people to do important Army stuff. But guess what? My flight got canceled. Again. Military pilots are the biggest pussies of them all. Just trying to get to one location to another can take weeks. You know what can happen within those weeks??? BAD THINGS. Not cool, US Military, NOT COOL.

P.S. I am incredibly frustrated~

Esuohlim May 17th, 2011 06:02 AM

Don't die out there motherfucker or I will kill you

Also your brother posted a picture of himself a few months ago and he looked like Buster Bluth wearing a male stripper military uniform

HickMan May 17th, 2011 01:04 PM

So let me give you guys a brief recap of the last few days: My Commander, First Sergeant, and I flew into this place called Bagram Air Field (BAF) to go to a few places, doing a battlefield circulation. My Commander and First Sergeant go to make sure all the soldiers are doing everything right, living well, blah blah blah. While my job is to make sure that logistically, they're good. I go to see if they have any requests for me, such as supplies.

Anyway, we flew into here Friday. It is now Tuesday and our flight has gotten canceled for the fourth time now. It is imperative that I get to these guys. When I say 'in the back-woods', that's an understatement. Most places I've been I've had to sleep on the ground and shit in a hole (thankfully not close to where I sleep). Needless to say, these guys need me. I need to get to these places and the most frustrating thing possible can happen. I'm stuck in this shit-hole for who-knows-how-long. You guys want to see bullshit firsthand? Come visit Afghanistan and see how ass-backwards everything is. The mission isn't focused on winning this shit...If it was, I'd be with my men helping them complete missions that matter. Instead, we have overstuffed, undereducated, idiots in uniform trying to run this country when all they really care about is getting some Sub-Way and a blowjob. Now, I'm as big of a fan of a sub sammich and a beej just like any red-blooded American, but there's a time and a place for everything, and most of these fuckheads here in this country don't deserve the combat pay they're getting.

P.S. I'm frustrated~

Tadao May 17th, 2011 01:12 PM

Yeah, my dad is a Korean War vet and my father in law was a Marine. They have the same stories. I get the feeling that the only time we ever acted effectively was during Operation Desert Storm.

Zhukov May 17th, 2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 721638)
So let me give you guys a brief recap of the last few days: My Commander, First Sergeant, and I flew into this place called Bagram Air Field (BAF) to go to a few places, doing a battlefield circulation. My Commander and First Sergeant go to make sure all the soldiers are doing everything right, living well, blah blah blah. While my job is to make sure that logistically, they're good. I go to see if they have any requests for me, such as supplies.

Anyway, we flew into here Friday. It is now Tuesday and our flight has gotten canceled for the fourth time now. It is imperative that I get to these guys. When I say 'in the back-woods', that's an understatement. Most places I've been I've had to sleep on the ground and shit in a hole (thankfully not close to where I sleep). Needless to say, these guys need me. I need to get to these places and the most frustrating thing possible can happen. I'm stuck in this shit-hole for who-knows-how-long. You guys want to see bullshit firsthand? Come visit Afghanistan and see how ass-backwards everything is. The mission isn't focused on winning this shit...If it was, I'd be with my men helping them complete missions that matter. Instead, we have overstuffed, undereducated, idiots in uniform trying to run this country when all they really care about is getting some Sub-Way and a blowjob. Now, I'm as big of a fan of a sub sammich and a beej just like any red-blooded American, but there's a time and a place for everything, and most of these fuckheads here in this country don't deserve the combat pay they're getting.

P.S. I'm frustrated~

You should steal a helicopter/tank and make a kids movie about you crossing country to get to your guys that need you. Maybe even fall in love.

HickMan May 17th, 2011 01:33 PM

There have been plenty of times the U.S. Military has been efficient. The problem is, the situation we're in with Afghanistan doesn't call for a huge troop surge like Iraq did. Most of these motherfuckers walk around here aimlessly just begging to get fucked up.

I've heard this before, and I wish I can site it...and I guess this belongs in the politics forum but whutevz...that forum is for fags anyway. Anyway, there should be two separate U.S. Military's. One, which is meant as the initial 'destroy all living creatures gung-ho' style. And then a second, which is more of a 'professional, nation developer' type.

Instead, we have a huge, unorganized piece of shit we call a military. You know what happens if my FOB gets overrun? EVERYONE goes to a bunker. Why? What's the point of going to a place to hide so the enemy can throw a grenade or run in with a RPK machine gun? It just doesn't make sense. The unit I'm with is one of the only two units that take up fighting positions if anything like that occurs. THIS SHIT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.


P.S. I'm really frustrated~

HickMan May 17th, 2011 01:35 PM

Yeah, Zhukov. I'll fall in love with that little girl in my picture. :(

Tadao May 17th, 2011 01:48 PM

Make sure to carry a bucket of acid with you. You know, just in case she turns you down.

Pentegarn May 17th, 2011 07:55 PM

We all need practical advice like that now and again

Kitsa May 17th, 2011 08:46 PM

I am doubled over with stomach cramps. All I had to eat today was Applebee's.

Pretty sure I'm never eating at Applebees again.

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2011 09:16 PM

Or it could be that all you had to eat today was Applebees.

Kitsa May 17th, 2011 10:02 PM

idk. The last time I had it this bad, I'm pretty sure someone at (other restaurant) made their iced tea with water from the toilets. It certainly smelled like it.

I had boneless buffalo strips and a house salad, with iced tea. I was fine before the meal and I've been basically curled up in the fetal position ever since.

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2011 10:11 PM

I feel bad for you, brah. I've never had something make me sick from a restaurant, or sick enough to note, at any rate.

To be honest, though, I can't really afford to eat out, except to go to this taco cart or this hole in the wall run by an old Greek dude and his family. They's the best.

Esuohlim May 17th, 2011 10:45 PM

Applebee's is the shit. Fiesta Lime Chicken is always a good choice, get that next time and then try and tell me you don't feel like a million bucks afterward

Pub Lover May 18th, 2011 03:11 AM

Yeah, Kitsa! Go get a working immune system before dissing our favourite restaurant! Folks round here love Applebee's! Don't be hatin'! :eek

LordSappington May 18th, 2011 03:12 AM

I just realized I've only been eating one meal a day for a few weeks now. Half of those meals I have eaten are probably Taco Bell.
Fucking love that baja blast.

Esuohlim May 18th, 2011 03:25 AM

Fuck you Sappington go to Applebee's instead

Fathom Zero May 18th, 2011 03:56 AM

This is now the Applebees Thread.

Zhukov May 18th, 2011 05:16 AM

No Applebees around here, but it certainly LOOKS tempting.

Shit I forgot to eat today.

Kitsa May 18th, 2011 05:35 AM

I've had actual, Health Department-grade food poisoning twice. This actually is not as bad as those times. I got Salmonella from sour cream at a fast food place in Niagara Falls when I was eight or nine (feeling of a heavy boulder lodged painfully in my stomach, followed by a week of throwing up) and E coli in college, from apparently unwashed green peppers on a pizza (they said this was common). Jokes have been made about how I need to get botulism for the hat trick, but I don't think I need to mess with my nervous system any more than it already has been.

I think everything else has been the unfancy variety of either preservatives that don't agree with me or food that's ever so slightly off.

When dining out, I avoid sour cream and salads (because of the preservatives) and am usually okay.

Esuohlim May 18th, 2011 05:52 AM

Mayonnaise from a burger at Dave & Buster's made me sick in the middle of the night once. :(

Fathom Zero May 18th, 2011 05:54 AM

MAYO :x

Pub Lover May 18th, 2011 09:25 AM

A lobster once made me very sick. It didn't even taste nice. :x

Pub Lover May 18th, 2011 09:26 AM

:eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2011 09:26 AM

:pagebrak


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