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ScruU2wice Feb 13th, 2005 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
i didn't ask you, pippy.

too fucking bad.

EisigerBiskuit Feb 13th, 2005 11:23 AM

top or bottom :(

MetalMilitia Feb 13th, 2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
worldofcoma: i want to kill metalmilita
SmarterChild: ?
worldofcoma: with a rock hammer
SmarterChild: Surely not with a rock hammer?
worldofcoma: indeed
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

even the internet thinks you're a prick.

MetalMilitia: I want Karl Hungus to shut up
SmarterChild: I dont know why you are talking to me. im not even the real smarterchild.
MetalMilitia: What?
SmarterChild: You done even have AIM installed :rolleyes
MetalMilitia: YOU CAN SHUT UP TOO.
SmarterChild: Make me
MetalMilitia: Fuck you. your so blocked.
SmarterChild: YOU CANT BLOCK ME. YOUR NOT ON AIM! YOUR JUST TYPEING ALL THIS ON A FORM.
Metalmilitia has blocked SmarterChild.
MetalMilitia: winner!

The Retro Kat Feb 13th, 2005 01:39 PM

Mother fucking brilliant, faggot.

Karl Hungus Feb 14th, 2005 05:08 PM

i'm glad this thread came to a screeching halt after that.

King Hadas Feb 14th, 2005 05:47 PM

Should I post my hilarious SmarterChild conversions?

MetalMilitia Feb 14th, 2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
i'm glad this thread came to a screeching halt after that.

mabey that was the plan all along :O



Note:It wasn't.

the_dudefather Feb 14th, 2005 06:05 PM

and now you know - and knowing is half the battle!

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2005 08:09 PM

YOU CAN ONLY POST SMARTERCHILD CONVERSATIONS IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN SMARTERCHILD IN THE FIRST PLACE (METALMILITIA BYPASSED THIS RULE AND WILL SOON BE BANNED)

executioneer Feb 14th, 2005 08:57 PM

This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.

executioneer Feb 14th, 2005 08:58 PM

This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.

Rongi Feb 14th, 2005 09:00 PM

******!

executioneer Feb 14th, 2005 09:12 PM

>:o

Rongi Feb 14th, 2005 09:12 PM

o:<

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2005 10:23 PM

You can't have thread without needles



:(

executioneer Feb 14th, 2005 10:25 PM

you can't kill thread without dragons

EisigerBiskuit Feb 15th, 2005 12:27 AM

Level 73 Dragon cloth

executioneer Feb 15th, 2005 05:09 AM

bzzt wrong milhouse you still have the board

Anonymous Feb 15th, 2005 01:05 PM


the_dudefather Feb 15th, 2005 02:31 PM


"arg i found a barrel pure forum gold me harties"

Matt Harty Feb 15th, 2005 04:44 PM

hey guys

Karl Hungus Feb 15th, 2005 05:26 PM

dear mockwars,

when you wern't in your usual place, i thought you had left me forever. don't ever scare me like that again.

love,

hamiliton

Sam Feb 15th, 2005 06:13 PM

I made a post somewhere and I can't find it now. :(

I forgot where I made it. :(

I'm so dumb. :(

Shit. :(

:(

ScruU2wice Feb 15th, 2005 08:54 PM

hi sam it's a rare treat to meet you and such

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 12:19 AM

SAM LET US MAKE HAIKUS ABOUT THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS NOW

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 12:54 AM

they might
be giants
are a fag >:

ScruU2wice Feb 16th, 2005 01:10 AM

give me an avatar, I don't feel like looking for one, or resizing one.

Matt Harty Feb 16th, 2005 12:39 PM


Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
they might
be giants
are a fag >:

Tough talk :(

Sam Feb 16th, 2005 06:32 PM

RONGI, WHY DO YOU HAVE DR. WHO AS YOUR AVATAR? :rolleyes

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 06:36 PM

IT'S BOB DYLAN >:

Sam Feb 16th, 2005 06:38 PM

OH YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. >:

I KNOW DR. WHO WHEN I SEE DR. WHO AND BELEIVE YOU ME THAT IS DR. WHO MISTER. >:

:rolleyes

Sam Feb 16th, 2005 06:44 PM

HEY GUYS, THAT'S NOT REALLY DR. WHO, IT'S BOB DYLAN!

I bet I had you guys fooled I bet you were all like "Oh no if Sam says it's Dr. Who then maybe it acctually is Dr. Who because Sam is never wrong and I think he is a genius and Rongi smells like garlic."

THAT'S WHAT I BET YOU SAID. >:

YOU BETTER HAVE. >:

HickMan Feb 16th, 2005 06:54 PM

FOOLED ME >:

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 08:13 PM

DR. WHO? :loo

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 10:04 PM

I DONT SMELL LIKE GARLIC >:O

THI S IS AN OUTRAGE OF ALL OUYTRAGES

executioneer Feb 17th, 2005 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
they might
be giants
are a fag >:

THIS IS N O A HAIKU F MINUS

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2005 05:03 AM

THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD :x

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2005 05:10 AM


executioneer Feb 17th, 2005 05:24 AM

This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.
This failed on two different boards. I guess folks don't like sewing these days. Hahaha it's all up to the lil' Korean kids anyhow.

the_dudefather Feb 17th, 2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

lolz

Karl Hungus Feb 17th, 2005 04:50 PM

i sent a strongly worded email to milhouse about that image. the entire blind commmunity it outraged.

p.s. THE NEW DAFT PUNK ALBUM ROCKS!

Emu Feb 17th, 2005 06:01 PM

huntsack in da money g

Matt Harty Feb 17th, 2005 06:40 PM

THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD THE "NEEDLEWITH" THREAD

Karl Hungus Feb 17th, 2005 07:11 PM

MATT HARTY, MORE LIKE PHATT PARTY.

Matt Harty Feb 17th, 2005 07:16 PM

LETS GET IT STARTED IN HERE

Matt Harty Feb 17th, 2005 07:43 PM

POP OPEN THAT BACARDI YO
MATT HARTY YO
LETS PARTY YO

executioneer Feb 17th, 2005 09:13 PM

that also is not a good haiku >:

Rongi Feb 17th, 2005 09:48 PM

:'(

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2005 11:21 PM

We're looking down on Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?

pjalne Feb 17th, 2005 11:35 PM

APPROVED HAIKU

executioneer Feb 18th, 2005 05:55 AM

we're looking down on
wayne's basement, but that's not wayne's
basement. isn't that weird?

Matt Harty Feb 18th, 2005 11:46 AM

poetry forum

MetalMilitia Feb 18th, 2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
we're looking down on
wayne's basement, but that's not wayne's
basement. isn't that weird?

Thast probably the best haiku i have ever heard :eek

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2005 11:57 PM

I wrote it five posts ago, loser

Big McLargehuge Feb 19th, 2005 12:57 AM

BiggieMclargeguy: SEXY SEX
SmarterChild: Sex? Sexy sex?
BiggieMclargeguy: SEXY SEX
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BiggieMclargeguy: hell yes
SmarterChild: Yea.

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2005 02:22 AM

ENetuohnav: Do you think that it is rad to have alcoholism?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I think that it's rad to have alcoholism.


ENetuohnav: I like to stab homeless people in their fucking spines.
SmarterChild: You like to stab homeless people in their fucking spines? lol.

King Hadas Feb 19th, 2005 02:35 AM

HadasFox: I did the horizental monster mash with your momma
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
HadasFox: I got all up inside your momma
SmarterChild: Really?
HadasFox: your momma got an eyeful of my one eyed friend
SmarterChild: An eyeful of your one eyed friend? Is that right?
HadasFox: your dad did to
SmarterChild: Oh?
HadasFox: so did your grandma
SmarterChild: Yes, you're right. My grandma did too.

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2005 03:08 AM

As per to Willie's suggestion in Questions & Suggestions, I propose we change this thread's title to "WHAT ARE YOU POSTING RIGHT NOW?" :x

executioneer Feb 19th, 2005 04:17 AM

no can do ;(

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2005 04:29 AM

wtf OK :(

Rongi Feb 19th, 2005 12:57 PM

What about "wtf r u posting rite now"

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2005 07:45 PM

Hey Professor Cool I know you got married and everything but would it kill you to come back and post once in a while? >:

You too Cap'n Crunch haha jk you faggot

liquidstatik Feb 19th, 2005 07:52 PM

haha i think crunch died he's not on the internet very much :(

Matt Harty Feb 21st, 2005 12:25 PM

i talked to him a long time ago :(

Rongi Feb 21st, 2005 01:31 PM

gadzooks doesnt even post anymores

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 03:34 PM

NEITHER DOES SAM. >:

:(

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 05:16 PM

They Might Be Giants
sing some pretty good songs, you know
only fags hate them

>:

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 05:17 PM

NO THAT WAS A JOKE, I'M SURE SOME NON-FAGS HATE THEM. :(

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 05:19 PM

FAGS. >:

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 05:20 PM





PACK OF FAGS. >:

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 05:23 PM


Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:08 PM

Goddamnit :(

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 06:09 PM

It's over now.


I made a haiku too. :(

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:12 PM


[img]

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 06:13 PM

The second season comes out like a month later. :(

I think it's coming out faster then anything else.

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:13 PM


Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:14 PM

Why can't good shows come out more? >:

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:14 PM


Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:16 PM

I was thinking of buying Curb Your Enthusiasm, but after all the hoo-hah in Movies & Television I've had second thoughts. :(

Sam Feb 21st, 2005 06:19 PM

You don't need to buy Full House because it's on Nick At Nite everynight.

I KNOW BECAUSE I WATCH IT. >:

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2005 06:24 PM

I watch it everyday after school. :( I forget what channel, though.

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 07:45 PM

They should do a Full House reunion episode and they wouldn't have to worry about which one will play Michelle because one of them will be dead soon anyway.

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 10:13 PM

I got bored with my avatar and I was thinking of what to change it to but I didn't want to not advertise Arrested Development anymore so that's the story of my new avatar w/e >:

ALSO WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT OK GUYS BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T IT WILL BE CANCELLED AND SO WILL TV ITSELF >: >:

ScruU2wice Feb 22nd, 2005 12:47 AM

I keep hearing fox is trying to cancel it but I can't imagine why?

ScruU2wice Feb 22nd, 2005 12:53 AM

steal

Sam Feb 22nd, 2005 12:57 AM

HEY GUYS SHOULD I POST SOME MORE FARTIN MOWLER CROTCH?

WOULD THAT MAKE YOUR DAYS?

Rongi Feb 22nd, 2005 12:59 AM

i want to see fartin pen0r

Sam Feb 22nd, 2005 01:03 AM

IT MUST BE RONGI'S BIRTHDAY.


Jim Duncan - Weather Feb 22nd, 2005 01:06 AM

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ScruU2wice Feb 22nd, 2005 01:59 AM

if you scroll down fast enough it makes it look like it's one shoe.

Sam Feb 22nd, 2005 03:45 AM

If you scroll past the crotches really fast they look like the peepee is wiggling.

Esuohlim Feb 22nd, 2005 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I keep hearing fox is trying to cancel it but I can't imagine why?

FOX are a bunch of ratings whores and Arrested Development isn't getting as many viewers as they'd like. It's getting like 6 million a week and they're replacing its slot with American Dad in May because it got 15 million viewers after the Super Bowl probably mostly from Super Bowl party fags who just left their TVs on and didn't even watch. >:

So not only did they decrease the episode production number but they also might not get renewed for next year. Sometimes I wish Seth MacFarlane actually boarded that plane on 9/11 >: but not really that's mean :(

Esuohlim Feb 22nd, 2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
If you scroll past the crotches really fast they look like the peepee is wiggling.

lol :(

Mr. Vagiclean Feb 22nd, 2005 07:16 PM

i didn't think anyone still had that fartin's crotch shot!

pjalne Feb 22nd, 2005 08:33 PM

Am I the only one who kinda misses having Fartin around?

Rongi Feb 22nd, 2005 08:34 PM

you certainly arrent :(

pjalne Feb 22nd, 2005 08:36 PM

Well, at least we'll always have his crotch. :(

ScruU2wice Feb 22nd, 2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arrested Development site
Dear Arrested Development Fans:

Thank you for your e-mail and your passionate support of Arrested Development. While the show has finished production for its second season, contrary to the rumors you may have heard or read on the internet, it is NOT cancelled.

We at FOX love Arrested Development and we look forward to having the Bluth family back on FOX in the future – hopefully for many years. You can help make the show a bigger success by getting as many people as possible to start watching the show this Sunday and every Sunday at 8:30 p.m. ET/PT.

Sincerely,
Fox Broadcasting Company

I don't know this letter reaks of bs but it's kinda filling me with hope.

HickMan Feb 22nd, 2005 09:16 PM

I've never seen an episode :(

I'll watch the new one on Sunday at 8:30

I hope to keep this show on tv

I will do my part :D


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