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captain516 Jul 10th, 2011 02:54 AM

yup

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 02:57 AM


Grislygus Jul 10th, 2011 02:59 AM

Wait, does she mean actual udders drawn on fucktarded furry porn, or is she just a self hating feminist who refers to tits as udders

I am confused

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 03:00 AM

I dunno. Everything on there is a bit retarded.

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 03:04 AM

I wanted to piss myself off so I looked up "heteronormative." Unfortunately, there aren't many entries. Still pissed me off enough, though.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 730961)
I'm going to L.A. in two weeks just in time for Carmageddon apparently.

LAX or Burbank?

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2011 03:20 AM


kahljorn Jul 10th, 2011 04:01 AM

are there any exercises thatll make me cock bigger

Chojin Jul 10th, 2011 05:36 AM

no. there are none that will make you find love, either.

ThrashO Jul 10th, 2011 06:26 AM

No thats not true I trained for months and now i can put a piece of popcorn on the tip and flick it into my mouth.

Chojin Jul 10th, 2011 06:28 AM

when i said 'you', i was talking to kahl

everyone else finds love through the deadlift

Zomboid Jul 10th, 2011 09:02 AM

Nevermind.

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 12:54 PM


kahljorn Jul 10th, 2011 03:19 PM

Chojin i think that you are wrong about exercises making your cock bigger and this is direct evidence that you are ignorant about true fitness

Grislygus Jul 10th, 2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

...An angel of the Lord appeared to him in a blazing fire out of a bush. He gazed and there was a bush all aflame, yet the bush was not consumed. Moses said "Oh Jesus, get the water nigga!!!" (Exodus 3:1-4).

R370RD 7 hours ago 32
:lol

Otto Jul 10th, 2011 05:27 PM

Proof that I still do art:

You have no idea how close this self-portrait came to being a nude.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2011 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 731066)
LAX or Burbank?

Lax. Those ignorant fucks.

k0k0 Jul 10th, 2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 731074)
are there any exercises thatll make me cock bigger

Tie your dick to the roof and jump off. Will make your dick longer by the time you touch the ground. Extra points if it's a building.

ThrashO Jul 10th, 2011 10:16 PM

If you can tie your dick to anything I don't think you need it to be any bigger.

(ima try dat tho)

kahljorn Jul 10th, 2011 10:29 PM

i have a very reasonable and achievable goal of penis building to be able to bludgeon people with it

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2011 12:29 AM

You need to start by having a badass name for your penis.
Like rambone, general rection, papa boner, dong giovani, frankensteins monster penis, etc.

Mine is bonesaw.

Sam Jul 11th, 2011 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 731110)
i have a very reasonable and achievable goal of penis building to be able to bludgeon people with it

Are you going to hold someone at dick-point and steal their digital camera?

Otto Jul 11th, 2011 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 731119)
You need to start by having a badass name for your penis.
Like rambone, general rection, papa boner, dong giovani, frankensteins monster penis, etc.

Mine is bonesaw.

Killdozer

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 12:46 AM

I-Mockery Chat (FITNESS THREAD'S COCK-RELATED POST DUMP)

executioneer Jul 11th, 2011 01:54 AM

sorry dogg i can't edit the title anymoer

guess it's all up to the lil korean kids hahaha

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:00 AM

you're an admin, why not

i just tried it; maybe it takes a bit for the database to catch up?

executioneer Jul 11th, 2011 02:14 AM

i dunno. last time i edited the title it didn't stick :/

kahljorn Jul 11th, 2011 02:19 AM

GOLDONG

REALLY BIG PENIS

THATS ALL I GOT

FUCK I JUST WATCHED THAHT NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE IT WAS SO FUCKING LONG LIKE MY DICK I GUESS I COULD CALL MY DICK TRANSFORMER 9 OR WHATEVER CAUSE ITS NINE INCHES AND CAN TURN INTO A BLUDGEONING DEVICE

COCKTIMUS PRIME

kahljorn Jul 11th, 2011 02:22 AM

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY POSTS IN THIS THREAD

CHOJIN TAKES HIS RETARDED FITNESS THREAD SO SERIOUSLY

TYPICAL FAT PERSON BEHAVIOR. FIRST ITS FOOD THEN ITS BEING A COCKSUCKER. ALWAYS GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR FAT SUCKING MOUTH

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 02:23 AM

I-Mockery Chat (HAHAHA, THE ADMINS CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE)

:picklehat :picklehat :picklehat

kahljorn Jul 11th, 2011 02:24 AM

CHOJIN VOTED FOR PROP 800 TO NOT DISTURB THE SANCTITY OF HIS STUPID FITNESS THREAD CAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING IN HIS LIFE THAT HE THINKS HES GOOD AT

TO PROTECT THREADS WE TAKE SERIOUSLY FROM HARMFUL JOKESTERS

kahljorn Jul 11th, 2011 02:26 AM

HOW COME WHEN PEOPLE LOSE WEIGHT THEY TURN INTO ASSHOLES

ITS LIKE THE FAT IS THE ONLY GOOD BONE IN THEIR BODY

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 02:28 AM

kahljorn you flew too close to the sun :(

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:28 AM


Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:30 AM

feel free to tardrage in the chat thread, but considering the fitness thread is for actual advice i'd rather not make people wade through several pages of hilarious penis jokes and pictures of cheeseburgers

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 02:30 AM


Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:31 AM

kahljorn why are you so quiet all of a sudden

there is no need to be sullen about this

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:33 AM

probly cause your fat vagina banned me :lol you're the one thats mad

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 731150)
feel free to tardrage in the chat thread, but considering the fitness thread is for actual advice i'd rather not make people wade through several pages of hilarious penis jokes and pictures of cheeseburgers

I-MOCKERY: A PLACE FOR ACTUAL THINGS

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:34 AM

ooohhh nooo heee made fun of my fitness thread THIS FITNESS THREAD IS THE ONLY SERIOUS THREAD ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD go stomp your feet

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:34 AM

chojin really did turn into a fat nonfat asshole

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:36 AM

zuggernaut, if you find kahljorn please tell him that his parents love him very much and it's okay to come back home

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:38 AM

zuggernaut are you there

Guitar Woman Jul 11th, 2011 02:40 AM

Chojin used LIMIT BREAK: SPARDOT MODE

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:40 AM

yea hey

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:40 AM

hows it going? some exfatdude just inconvenienced me momentarily

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 731160)
Chojin used LIMIT BREAK: SPARDOT MODE

i don't even know what that means

Guitar Woman Jul 11th, 2011 02:41 AM

Good, you probably would have banned me for it.

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:41 AM

are you ashamed of the fact that you banned me cause youre so mad

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:43 AM

i banned you because you were going to keep making me move posts, and it was the easier solution

apparently you are mad enough to keep it up though and circumvent an IP ban, so I'll just come back in a few hours to DFE when you're all tuckered out.

might as well make you register another account though

Zuggernaut Jul 11th, 2011 02:44 AM

chojin you should be banned from the being a fat nonfat asshole who takes him self too seriously part of the internet

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 02:45 AM

no u

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 02:51 AM

This was a chuckleworthy exchange. Chojin, you foster an unparalleled sense of funny.

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 02:58 AM

Considering that i spew forth a mountain of overly pontificated, self-indulgent shit every time anyone asks me an art question, I understand chojin's SERIOUS PASSION for a single area of expertise and will offer a high five

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 03:02 AM

i need a time machine so i can go back and blow kahljorn like i should've

like i always wanted to

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:03 AM

ddr? pfft.

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:06 AM

I BET YOU SWEAT LIKE A PIG EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THE NEVERENDING STORY SONG, LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAKISH PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 03:07 AM

I'm chewing on glass and eating my fingers. I'm not the one who's run out of lies.

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:08 AM

that's because it was the only song in the whole series that doesn't make you want to commit murder with a sharpened rake

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:10 AM

STOMP TO MY BEAT STOMP TO MY BEAT BEAT HA HA WE'VE GONE BACK IN TIME TO THE DDR CRAZE... YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS? TOO BAD, THEY GOT DDR AND ALL YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ALL DAY IS STOMP TO MY BEAT

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 03:12 AM

hey fatchojin are you good friends with fatsatan or maybe FATfatsatan, idk

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 731190)
that's because it was the only song in the whole series that doesn't make you want to commit murder with a sharpened rake

ANAL FUCKFEST
THRILL OLYMPICS
SAVAGE, SCOURGE
SUPPLY, AND SANCTIFY

SO WHAT?

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 731193)
hey fatchojin are you good friends with fatsatan or maybe FATfatsatan, idk

yeah and how's skinnygus an kahlnthefenceaboutsexchangesandhormonesjorn doing

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:18 AM

oh wow, n/m, WAAAAY back then

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:19 AM

before FS, damn. Skinnygus was prob 16 at the time

Grislygus Jul 11th, 2011 03:20 AM

So actually he was fatgus on the cusp of breaking into his new identity as skinnygus

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 03:27 AM

This has been illuminating.

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 04:54 AM

k so i clicked two buttons and deleted all 22 of kahl's new posts

i hope i didn't miss anything scandalous

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 731171)
This was a chuckleworthy exchange. Chojin, you foster an unparalleled sense of funny.

+1 zugs for compliments

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 04:56 AM

man now i miss 'stomp to my beat', it isn't on any of the new mixes

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 04:58 AM

sry kahl, little buddy. prz reregister

LordSappington Jul 11th, 2011 05:22 AM

I don't like change :(

ThrashO Jul 11th, 2011 05:24 AM

teach me the fat

Pram Maven Jul 11th, 2011 05:34 AM

ThrashO- here's one way...



...you'll want some way to stop expanding, though, or you'll explode into a pile of dirty lettuce.

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 06:16 AM

STOMPIN-SA-STOMPIN-SA-STOMPIN-STOMPIN TO MY BEAT

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 07:50 AM

see, the database just takes time to update the thread title

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 08:31 AM

people reblog my things! it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 08:33 AM

RT @FATHOMZERO my life is so hard no one understands me

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2011 09:39 AM

My problem is that everyone understands me. :verticalslice

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2011 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuggernaut (Post 731153)
probly cause your fat vagina banned me :lol you're the one thats mad

:lol

Pram Maven Jul 11th, 2011 12:55 PM

They banned me FOREVER because I tried to stick up for him and got mistaken for you.

bubbles Jul 11th, 2011 01:39 PM

My family got us banned from two different restaurants for being PIGS. One for eating wings off someones plate. Another for eating a LOT off a buffet for a wedding we were not invited to... ugh

executioneer Jul 11th, 2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 731248)
see, the database just takes time to update the thread title

except it was milhouse who edited it :/

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 02:08 PM

:picklehat

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2011 02:43 PM

"MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AGAIN?"

"YEAH! AGAIN AND AGAIN!"

HUWOOT. KAAHHH. AAAAHHHHHHH

:kungfunoises

:williessignature

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 731294)
except it was milhouse who edited it :/

yeah but he was the last one to do it

Chojin Jul 11th, 2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbles (Post 731286)
My family got us banned from two different restaurants for being PIGS. One for eating wings off someones plate. Another for eating a LOT off a buffet for a wedding we were not invited to... ugh

tell george to finish his story

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 731300)
yeah but he was the last one to do it

Yeah, but when I do it it happens instantly, which lends me to believe that you two aren't actually changing anything at all

bubbles Jul 11th, 2011 05:03 PM

Quote:
tell george to finish his story


He is off tomorrow and will work on it :)

executioneer Jul 11th, 2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 731304)
Yeah, but when I do it it happens instantly, which lends me to believe that you two aren't actually changing anything at all

that is so goddamn weird

ThrashO Jul 11th, 2011 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbles (Post 731317)
Quote:

wrong

bubbles Jul 11th, 2011 10:21 PM

how do you quote...:confused:

Aaarg Jul 11th, 2011 10:28 PM

i tried inviting all my old friends down to visit me by trying to sell them on a smoky mountain vacation because really the southern apps is one of the most beautiful places in the country by far but all of my old friends are jobless or have jobs they can't take time off without much trouble.

fux.

Aaarg Jul 11th, 2011 10:29 PM

also every post has a quote button at the bottom

bubbles Jul 11th, 2011 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 731336)
also every post has a quote button at the bottom

how simple hehe

Aaarg Jul 11th, 2011 11:24 PM

YOU DID IT

bubbles Jul 11th, 2011 11:54 PM



YAY!!!!!!!!

LordSappington Jul 12th, 2011 05:58 AM

My best mate had the hots for a girl, who's led him on for months. We told him she was bad news, but he didn't listen, and she shot him down tonight and tried to still keep him as like a friend she can confide all her shit to (to basically keep him on her leash). So, I sent her a message telling her to kindly fuck off and be a whore somewhere else.
Then, a bit later, a different friend and I went on our Minecraft server, which she also played on, and blew the SHIT out of her house; the very house she spent hours on to build. It was mostly just an excuse to ruin someone's shit without being too big an asshole, and we didn't think she'd be so dumb as to keep using the same server. Well, lo and behold, not thirty minutes later she logs in, and finds herself spawned inside a dark cave/crater where her house was, and she flipped the fuck out, calling us horrible bastards and other uninspiring names.
This was a good end to the day.

Grislygus Jul 12th, 2011 06:15 AM

That's a sad story, man

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2011 06:21 AM



ROCK THE FUCK OUT


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