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WhiteRat Aug 4th, 2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 735428)

The 2011 Australian Census just got delivered today. I'm thinking I wont put Jedi as religion this year as there are rumors they are fining people this time :/

I thought I remember hearing something about Jedi being recognized as an official religion in Australia a few years ago. Yay/nay?

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2011 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 735453)
I thought I remember hearing something about Jedi being recognized as an official religion in Australia a few years ago. Yay/nay?

No, they refused to recognise it, since in doing so it would have become our third biggest religion behind Christianity and Islam. New Zealand was the same, except it would have been their second biggest.


It was funny the first time, second time we got let off with a warning, and now it's serious business.

Zomboid Aug 4th, 2011 03:17 PM

Is the issue that it'd sort of be a big joke in the eyes of the rest of the world? 'Cause other than that, I don't see what the big deal is if Jedi was the third biggest religion. If anything, I'd think your country had a better sense of humour than most.

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2011 03:57 PM

http://gizmodo.com/5827746/man-gets-...diy-hovercraft

rip publover

Grislygus Aug 4th, 2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 735448)
He changed it back, but I, for one, will not forget that visual assault.

Wow, so I missed something then. I was actually talking about that pixelated, blocky, oversized, fugly gif of the weirdo rubbing kittens together. He used to have something worse?

Nick Aug 4th, 2011 04:47 PM

Just the one I'd had forever. Plus these.






I thought it'd be funny at the time.

Dr. Boogie Aug 4th, 2011 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735481)
Wow, so I missed something then. I was actually talking about that pixelated, blocky, oversized, fugly gif of the weirdo rubbing kittens together. He used to have something worse?



It's funnier with the audio.

WhiteRat Aug 4th, 2011 08:04 PM

Who's in charge of the sports forum?

Pentegarn Aug 4th, 2011 08:12 PM

Nobody really. At least there is no dedicated mod for it

WhiteRat Aug 4th, 2011 08:19 PM

I was thinking of making a new CFB thread since the last one is basically all about tressell. Could you change the name or something since you posted the thread?

HickMan Aug 4th, 2011 09:53 PM

sup guys

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2011 09:55 PM

wudoin, bro

Sam Aug 4th, 2011 10:08 PM

STEVE IS BACK

Shyandquietguy Aug 4th, 2011 10:47 PM

Did you kill anyone?

Sam Aug 4th, 2011 10:50 PM

I haven't this month.

Shyandquietguy Aug 4th, 2011 10:55 PM

Are you Duke Nukem? :eek

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2011 11:40 PM

Welcome back Duke. I'd say more like John Wayne than Duke Nukem, though.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 735465)
Is the issue that it'd sort of be a big joke in the eyes of the rest of the world? 'Cause other than that, I don't see what the big deal is if Jedi was the third biggest religion. If anything, I'd think your country had a better sense of humour than most.

The issue was that the Christians and Muslims would go nuts with complaint. Apparently their religions aren't just 'made up'.

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 12:07 AM

HAIL TO THE KING, BABIES.

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 12:17 AM

all of you are babies

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 12:29 AM

NO DYLAN, YOU ARE BABIES.

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 12:35 AM

>:O

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2011 12:48 AM

THE SAMJEW BABIES

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2011 01:18 AM

To tell you the truth my first question was a really rude one for Hick Man!

I was then going to make a fake, not rude XBox achievement for not killing anyone!

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 01:19 AM

NOPE.

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 01:27 AM

the internet is ballin tonight

Tadao Aug 5th, 2011 02:16 AM


Sam Aug 5th, 2011 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 735556)
the internet is ballin tonight

shot callin'

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 02:31 AM

GOD DAMNIT, NO MORE WARNINGS, IF I SEE DYLAN'S NIPPLES ONE MORE TIME I AM COMBINING GUS LEGS WITH SEIZURE TIME

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2011 02:34 AM

I am now highly interested in the ants coming through my bathtub tile. Had some liquid ant baits set up and I take them out each time I shower. Well I was placing them back in and accidentally spilled the contents, which was about half full of ants. The puddle that occurred after wards was pretty much left untouched due to drying out and cementing the ants. After a shower the morgue got doused and eventually what live ants moving about took their dead and dropped them into the tub.

I'm like Hitler to these guys!

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 02:39 AM

Ants deserve to be exterminated, they're a mongrel race of insect

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 02:39 AM

THAT PISS ME OFF

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 02:57 AM

errbody gettin red picks

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 03:06 AM

this board is dead tonight

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 03:07 AM

like every other night

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 03:08 AM

what happened to skatermonkey?

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:09 AM

Pretty much. Only time I log in to I-Mockery this late is after I get back from work or plans for the night fell apart


YOU NEED TO GET MORE DRUNK NOW. DRINK ANOTHER SHOT FOR OLD GUSSIE

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:09 AM

I'm playing Brink coz it's free this weekend.

God, it's such shit.

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:09 AM

what happened to bubsy?

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:10 AM

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:10 AM

Southern Comfort and limeade for me. It's not even making me feel suicidal!

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:10 AM

Bubsy returns whenever he is needed. He's all like, Pete's dragon up in this bitch

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2011 03:11 AM

Wunna watch ponies?

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:11 AM

HOW DARE YOU ALL DRINK WHILE I'M SOBER


IT'S BAD LUCK, LIKE BREAKING A MIRROR. DRINKING WHILE I'M DRUNK IS LIKE RUBBING A BUDDHA'S BELLY EXCEPT BETTER

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:13 AM

Fuck no, I don't want to watch ponies. WE WILL WATCH DROP THE DEAD DONKEY INSTEAD


Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:13 AM

IT'S LIKE I'M DRINKING IN A MIRROR

YOU PLAY BASEBALL?

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2011 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735593)
HOW DARE YOU ALL DRINK WHILE I'M SOBER


IT'S BAD LUCK, LIKE BREAKING A MIRROR. DRINKING WHILE I'M DRUNK IS LIKE RUBBING A BUDDHA'S BELLY EXCEPT BETTER

I work in 6 hours. Srry.

elx Aug 5th, 2011 03:14 AM

whata buncha lightweightas

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:15 AM

GO SHOVE SOMETHING INSIDE YOURSELF, NINNY

captain516 Aug 5th, 2011 03:16 AM

wait elx, are you australlian or british?
I need to get my slurs right for next time.

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:16 AM








AND THAT'S ALL I'M ALLOWED TO WATCH HERE IN THE USA. ALL YOU FOREIGN FUCKERS EVERYWHERE ELSE CAN WATCH THIS AWESOME SHIT ON IT'S OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL >:

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:16 AM

THIS BRAWD'S A SQUARE

S'WHAT I SAY

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:17 AM

PRETTY SURE MATTJACK AND I WOULD DRINK YOU ALL UNDER THE TABLE.

elx Aug 5th, 2011 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 735600)
wait elx, are you australlian or british?
I need to get my slurs right for next time.

whater yer talkern ter me fer??

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:19 AM

i will drink off anything under the table

captain516 Aug 5th, 2011 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 735606)
whater yer talkern ter me fer??

Oh, I see.
American.

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 03:19 AM

Pretty sure these red picks aint no match for the red (dog) dcks

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:20 AM

SAM YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WAS IN A REDNECK TOWN FOR FOUR YEARS WHERE THE ONLY THING TO DO WAS DRINK, SMOKE, FUCK, HIT TACO BELL, OR GO BOWLING. WHAT IS YOUR DRINKING QUALIFICATION, BUB

captain516 Aug 5th, 2011 03:20 AM

Red Rocket

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735610)
SAM YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WAS IN A REDNECK TOWN FOR FOUR YEARS WHERE THE ONLY THING TO DO WAS DRINK, SMOKE, FUCK, HIT TACO BELL, OR GO BOWLING. WHAT IS YOUR DRINKING QUALIFICATION, BUB

I have lived in that town for 26 years.

captain516 Aug 5th, 2011 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 735606)
whater yer talkern ter me fer??


captain516 Aug 5th, 2011 03:22 AM

I've been watching way too much South PArk

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:23 AM

OH SNAP DOG

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:24 AM

DUDE I ESCAPED, YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME KNOW WE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE STEVE MCQUEEN IN THE GREAT ESCAPE EXCEPT THERE'D BE TWO OF US AND WE'D MAKE IT OVER THE BARBED WIRE AND HIGH FIVE MIDAIR

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:24 AM

BED BLOCK

BED BLCK

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:28 AM

BLACK BLOCK

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:29 AM

GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK

:hypno

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:33 AM

i'm gonna go jerk off before I die now, kk?

NITEY NIGHT

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:35 AM

DYLAN, THAT IS GROSS.

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:36 AM

Okay, elx does like to immediately break people's balls about drunk=can't hold liquor, but seriously that actually is the quickest progression of INTERNET DRUNK I've ever seen

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:37 AM

FUCK YOU I-MOCKERY RULEBOTS, I CAN FUCKING RATE SAM IF I FUCKING WELL WANT TO

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 03:38 AM

is this the thread where posts go

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:39 AM

ONLY IF THEY'RE SUPER SWEET

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:40 AM

SIXTEEN

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:40 AM

LEGAL IN NEVADA!

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:41 AM

YOU SICK FUCK

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 03:44 AM

hi i'm new

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:45 AM

YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 03:47 AM

lol

?????

uhm...ok....lol

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 03:47 AM

this place is weird

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735626)
Okay, elx does like to immediately break people's balls about drunk=can't hold liquor, but seriously that actually is the quickest progression of INTERNET DRUNK I've ever seen

I've been sipping this since I made dinner, mthrfckr

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:49 AM

IT'S OKAY DYLAN, I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD MY FIRST BEER TOO.

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:50 AM

you son of a bitch

you son of a bitch

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:50 AM

WHY DON'T YOU GO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BOY MATTJACK

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONELY I AM RITE NOW

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 03:54 AM

HEY GUISE I'M BORED AND SETTING UP A SYNCHTUBE SO WE CAN MAKE FUN OF MOVIES TOGETHER, JUST ALL US INSOMNIACS, EVERYBODY ELSE IS GONNA BE JEALOUS WHEN THEY WAKE UP



http://www.synchtube.com/r/7PmM

HURRY HRRY HURRY HURRY

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:57 AM

IT DOESN'T WORK.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 03:58 AM

But for the record, a liberal splash of this and some Minute Maid limeade makes for delicious.

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 03:59 AM


Sam Aug 5th, 2011 04:00 AM

ONLY WOMEN MEASURE BOOZE IN SPLASHES.

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 04:03 AM

this thread has run amok

elx Aug 5th, 2011 04:05 AM

ok im going to sleep now dont put on anything creepy :s

MattJack Aug 5th, 2011 04:06 AM

diaf

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2011 04:46 AM

Think I might go to the mustard museum today. They have t-shirts that say POUPON U.

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 04:51 AM

:O

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2011 05:28 AM

http://mustardmuseum.com/

k0k0 Aug 5th, 2011 06:53 AM

I went to the hospital because I've had pressure in my head for the last 4 days and it's kept me from sleeping at all. The lady in the room next to me kept moaning and it was giving me a bit of a chub, but then she started shouting for help from a nurse. Was a real turn off. Anyway, I've got a bad sinus infection, so I probably won't be on the web much for the next few days.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 07:09 AM

WHOEVER WAS "UNDOIT" IN THE SYNCHTUBE CHAT

YOU WERE THE REASON WE HAD BUFFERING PROBLEMS

YOU JERK

Nick Aug 5th, 2011 07:14 AM

Does anyone know if Dave Chappelle is still insane?

ignoR Aug 5th, 2011 07:21 AM

Sup

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 07:21 AM

PROOF! NOT ME

Spoilers!

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 07:33 AM

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING:


Quote:

MILHOUSW: holt shit lol
SammyTheSwede: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MILHOUSW: this is amazing
SammyTheSwede: huh
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: FACK
undoit: I WILL KILL YOU
WITH MY MAGIC
SammyTheSwede: AND MY SWORD
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: I WILL KILL MY COMPUTER WITH RAGE
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: O face
undoit: hahaha
MILHOUSW: hahahahahahahaha
SammyTheSwede: BLAUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
undoit: this is even better
MILHOUSW: lmao
SammyTheSwede: fucking woody woodpecker motherfucker man
MILHOUSW: this is the funniest goddamn thing i've ever seen
SammyTheSwede: Would it be cool if we watch this again
Gravenstein: yes
SammyTheSwede: Good
GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO SEE HOW MUCH BETTER DOCTOR WHO IS IN OTHER COUNTRIES
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: THAT'S NOT A JOKE, THIS IS MUCH BETTER
MILHOUSW: I AM AGREEING WITH YOU
SammyTheSwede: BECAUSE WE ARE ACCURATE MEN
MILHOUSW: THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING
Gravenstein: this one has magic and a sword
SammyTheSwede: O O O O O O O
AND NONE OF THE REST OF YOU WERE THERE TO ENJOY IT :(


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