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Sam Feb 22nd, 2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
Well, at least we'll always have his crotch. :(

I'll have it. >:

AND I'M NOT SHARING IT.

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 12:17 AM

there's enough crotch for everyone!

GADZOOKS Feb 23rd, 2005 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

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Where's Uncle Jesse?

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 01:41 AM

Bottom middle?

GADZOOKS Feb 23rd, 2005 01:43 AM

Oh man, i thought that was AUnt Becky, man john stamos is ugly, oh man.

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 01:45 AM

Oh, i dont look up no name/bad actors name, so who is he?

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 01:54 AM

hey guys

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 01:58 AM

Hey guy, wanna be friends?

GADZOOKS Feb 23rd, 2005 02:13 AM

Man I thought this place was sacred, but i guess ntohign is.

In the words of Pillowfight "bac sux again", people

BAC SUX AGAIN >:

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sieko
Hey guy, wanna be friends?


psssh with you? nah uh

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 02:15 AM

I like to be friend with black guys, makes me feel bigger in the pants.

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:16 AM

QUICK SOMEONE COPY JIXBY AND MAKE A CAVEMAN COMMENT!

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:17 AM

so does wearing tight shorts you fucking piece of shit you loser shut up

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:17 AM

sam duck that comment was for the person above you!

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:18 AM

*duck*

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:19 AM

SAM HAS FOUND A SILVER SPIKE AND 122 GOLD

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:21 AM

It's a good thing I have this lucky rabbit's foot that gives me +10 to my LCK!

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
sam duck that comment was for the person above you!

Thats why we have the quote function.

And i think you are taking this thing a little to seriously.

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:25 AM

WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS TRADING PLACES? THIS IS REAL GODDAMN LIFE!

PROTECT YO GADDAMN NECK. >:

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:30 AM

yeah sieko seriously do you think you're going to survive this?

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 02:31 AM

Are u gunna pull an "Internet by" and attemt to hack me or something?

Or are u just gunna look for my adress and steal my tv?

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:33 AM

I HAVE EMINEM'S PHONE NUMBER AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CALL HIM.

HE'LL FUCK YOUR DAY UP >:

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 02:36 AM

Then I will bash him down with "ryhmes" seeing how i bet i could "rhyme" better than that white guy who thinks hes black

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
FUCK YOUR DAY UP >:


Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 02:38 AM

Eminem couldent even fuck kim right.

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:39 AM



I GOT ONE PICKED OUT FOR YOU BITCH

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:43 AM

GAT GAT

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:46 AM

BLLAAAT BLAAAT GATS ON MY BACK DOO RAGS ROUN MY NECK

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:47 AM

WHEN THE SWEAT RUN DOWN MY BALLS ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL AHH SKEET SKEET MUTHA FUCKA AHHH SKEET SKEET GODDAMN

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 02:51 AM

he ran :rolleyes

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 02:52 AM

SKEET SKEET SKEET

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 03:01 AM

pull up to da club, walk in and i
pull up to da bar, get drinks and i

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 03:04 AM

CULO

Sam Feb 23rd, 2005 03:07 AM

EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB GET TIPSY

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 03:21 AM

ITS EVERYBODY IN THIS BITCH GET TIPSY

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
he ran :rolleyes

Ran? I like to do that thing called, Logging off.

I like to have a life outsite of these forums.

executioneer Feb 23rd, 2005 05:26 AM

so is it fun being a digital watch

pjalne Feb 23rd, 2005 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty


I GOT ONE PICKED OUT FOR YOU BITCH

Why the hell would anyone want a Disney character on their kid's tombstone?

Oh man, it would have been so awesome if Disney sued them for copyright infringement.

Sieko Feb 23rd, 2005 11:22 AM

Maybe he had a roll in the movie somehow?

pjalne Feb 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM

Go to hell, Paul.

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 12:48 PM

i do not think it would be below disney to do something like that. after all, they sued a nursery for painting donald duck on their wall.

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 12:53 PM

that would only be the same thing if all the kids in the nursery were dead :eek

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 01:01 PM

they where :eek

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 01:03 PM

IN THE NURSERY

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 01:05 PM

WALT DISNEY SPIT ON THEIR GRAVES AND MASTURBATED IN A CHARITY BOX ONCE >:

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 01:07 PM

i bet they were jewish, walt disney hated jews

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 01:14 PM

it took several man hours to get the semen out of those dollar bills :(

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 01:44 PM

that charity should sell his semen :eek

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 01:55 PM

do we really need another walt disney >:

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2005 01:57 PM

ME AND MY CREW
WE COMIN THRU THE CLUB
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO
SMOKIN ON DA DUB

U CREW RUN IN FROM DA SIDE
YALL TRY TO BUST ONE AND HIDE
BUT YO WE GOT DA AKZ
AND YO WE BE STARTIN TO SPRAY

UH YEAH
WORD UP
A-TOWN DOWN

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 01:57 PM

I was thinking less for reproduction and more for crazy disney-fetish bukkake situations.

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 02:03 PM

oooh that would get me all hot and bothered

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 02:10 PM

especially if they refered to it as "walt disney's semen" the whole time. like "OH BABY, how do you like it when i smear walt disney's semen all over your face? You want some more walt disney's semen? Yeah baby, take walt disney's semen."

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 02:11 PM

i just thought how much funnier that would be if it was walt disney saying it :x

Big McLargehuge Feb 23rd, 2005 02:13 PM

i just found a website where you can buy walt disney's semen :0

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2005 02:16 PM

i'll take a pound. :O

pjalne Feb 23rd, 2005 02:59 PM

Jesus Christ, for 450 bucks I'd expect at least a gallon.

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 04:07 PM

lol i wanna make like a man/horse hybrid. what is that thing called? a centour?

pjalne Feb 23rd, 2005 04:16 PM

Centaur. Close.

The oppsite is cooler, though:


HickMan Feb 23rd, 2005 06:32 PM


WELL THANK YOU BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

HickMan Feb 23rd, 2005 07:44 PM


F*CK YOU

Matt Harty Feb 23rd, 2005 07:50 PM

lahol

adept_ninja Feb 23rd, 2005 09:31 PM

i remember back in 3rd grade whenever they played bill nye movies everyone would scream "bill nye your moms a guy"

Esuohlim Feb 23rd, 2005 10:05 PM

INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER

Esuohlim Feb 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM

HEY THE BAMBI TOMBSTONE SAYS "OUR DARLING PEANUT" ON THE BOTTOM

Guitar Woman Feb 23rd, 2005 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
Centaur. Close.

The oppsite is cooler, though:


:lol I could watch that for hours! :lol

HickMan Feb 23rd, 2005 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HEY THE BAMBI TOMBSTONE SAYS "OUR DARLING PEANUT" ON THE BOTTOM

I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING...

HickMan Feb 23rd, 2005 11:20 PM

BUT I WILL!


These pills I have to take for this gay virus makes me poop and fart a lot :(

Rongi Feb 23rd, 2005 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
Centaur. Close.

The oppsite is cooler, though:


hahahaha. is that from stella? it looks like a stella bit

pjalne Feb 24th, 2005 12:16 AM

I have no idea where it's from.

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 07:33 PM

It's not like anyone around here cares :rolleyes

Matt Harty Feb 24th, 2005 08:43 PM

maybe tom green

my bum is on the cheese lol guys

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 09:10 PM

haha you're right that guy's fucked up.

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2005 09:30 PM


HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 09:31 PM

'AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

that's what I think when I see that picture.

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 09:32 PM

What does everyone else think?

Rongi Feb 24th, 2005 09:32 PM

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT HIS COMPANY IS WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT SOCIETY

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 09:38 PM

that's what my hair looks like and what's with that girl I mean oh my god look they're running from the n*ggers

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 09:40 PM

:lol2

Rongi Feb 24th, 2005 09:46 PM

lol when i was looking for pictures of Rush i found this :(
http://www.leslielohman.org/rush/LgRush10.jpg

thebiggameover Feb 24th, 2005 09:47 PM

there eyes are all fucked up like they have been sucking on the glass dick for too long...

edit: that was for hickman.... :lol

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:21 PM

omfg whats up with that

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 11:23 PM

Hickman do you want to come over to my house for ice cream and pillow fights? :)

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:25 PM

Sure! I'll bring my favorite movie, Last Action Hero!

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 11:26 PM

I love that movie so much that I'll forget all about seducing you. :(

Which was my original plan.

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:27 PM

You never needed to seduce me, Sam...I've always been here for you

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 11:28 PM

All these years... and I've just been to blind to see it. :tear

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:29 PM

It's okay...let's not waste another second talking.

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 11:31 PM

Just then Sam rushed into Hickman's arms and buried his face into Hickman's muscular chest. "Oh it feels so good to be held in these arms... the arms I've been wanting to hold me for what feels like ages."

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:34 PM

Then Hickman, realizing Sam was in fact, his long lost sister, Held her tighter with her lush breasts pushing on his strong abs. While she was kissing his bosom, he knew he had it was true love...no matter what..

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 11:36 PM

"Oh Hickman... I can't take this for a second longer... I must have you... but yet I can't... what would father say if he knew of this... of our love?"

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:38 PM

"Hush my sweet darling.. Our father is dead. Dead by my own hand. He will no longer tourment us. We can finally live in peace and start living the life we've longed for."

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:39 PM

The End

Sam Feb 24th, 2005 11:40 PM

I love happy endings. :tear

Big McLargehuge Feb 24th, 2005 11:44 PM

BiggieMclargeguy (7:44:51 PM): GOD COULD YOU GUYS GET ANY GAYER?
Switch Dingo (7:45:01 PM): I COULD =(

HickMan Feb 24th, 2005 11:47 PM

JERK

Matt Harty Feb 25th, 2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
BiggieMclargeguy (7:44:51 PM): GOD COULD YOU GUYS GET ANY GAYER?
Switch Dingo (7:45:01 PM): I COULD =(

SECONDED

siekopwnschojin Feb 25th, 2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
What does everyone else think?

I think chojin is a massive faggot and should die!

Karl Hungus Feb 25th, 2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Lol @ chojin and all the other kids who just ban kids to get rid of them cuz they can not deal with them theirselves.
>: :( >:

siekopwnschojin Feb 25th, 2005 03:53 PM

Tell me it is not true tho.

I flame you kids. you flame back, i win. then u say "BAN HIM"!!!


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