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k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736925)
when i used to go to punk shows in bad neighborhoods in brooklyn the crowd were almost exclusively filled with crust punks. i would never let a crust punk near my house, they'd probably ask me to buy them dog food for their dog on a rope

I think the ones here are probably tamer than brooklyn. Plus I'd have to see them at a few shows and hang out a few times before I'd know if they weren't going to rob my house as soon as I leave for the day. I was probably pretty lucky not to have it happen, but it may also be because I have knives/swords/guns stashed all over my house and you don't fuck over a crazy person unless you plan on leaving town.

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:05 AM

oh bk crust punks are harmless, all they do is beg for cash, compare discharge patches, get fucked up and go to lotus fucker shows.

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:06 AM

and some of them have dogs for some reason

Sam Aug 10th, 2011 04:07 AM

I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 04:10 AM

Also Rongi you missed out on Sam having a lot of pee for Terra and at first she accepted but then later started acting coy about all that pee

Zomboid Aug 10th, 2011 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 736933)
I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

I think we might have been making a tandem attack on Tadao. Who knows.

Oh, Terraaaaaa :love

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:16 AM

Quote:

Fun House is pretty bad

Stooges is great and Raw Power is ok, so I guess that balances out to an ok band?

We Will Fall probably could be about 1/10th the length it is.
Oh my god GW you are awful

Zomboid Aug 10th, 2011 04:19 AM

Yes.

METHMETHMETHMETHMETH

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:20 AM

is gw doing meth another thing that i missed out on?

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 736934)
Also Rongi you missed out on Sam having a lot of pee for Terra and at first she accepted but then later started acting coy about all that pee

this post made me think of this

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:23 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iwA2...layer_embedded

Zomboid Aug 10th, 2011 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 736933)
I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

Found it! http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...r+awards+Props

I don't think we actually disliked Tadao so much as wanted to try to ruin the thread by doing that.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 04:35 AM

Righteous bucks.

Sam Aug 10th, 2011 04:35 AM

:picklehat

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 04:36 AM

That was fun to read. I thought it would go on for longer though.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 04:38 AM

There's always the Ballad of Grumpygus.

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:39 AM

goodnight imockery

milhouse if you dream about me make it good

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 05:45 AM

AND THAT'S WHEN THE PLACE GOT BORING AGAIN

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:12 AM

Posts made here in the next ten minutes will get free zugs :eek

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:14 AM

ZUGS? REAL ZUGS?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:16 AM



man that captain morgan's commercial made my night

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:16 AM

lol fuck you gus :lol

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:16 AM

j/k man

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:16 AM

here you go

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:17 AM

SWEET


ON THE ROAD TO FINALLY DEFEATING SAM

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:18 AM

What's a zug? Is that the only world's comedy site?

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:18 AM

zugga zugga, motherfuckers

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:19 AM

I'm on the road to cancelling out all the red pickles tadao is giving me.

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:19 AM

AND YET THE GAPING VOID IN YOUR SOUL REMAINS

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:20 AM

That gaping void left years ago, along with the need to have sex with stuffed animals.

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:21 AM

Oh man other people better post before I relive my high school years by spamming every single song by the stooges, the ramones, and the dead kennedys


I wish I was driving on the freeway right now listening to this crap :( :/

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:22 AM

No more pictures of Iggy Pop's emaciated Auschwitz body though, ok

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:23 AM

CAN YOU FEEEEL IT

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELE UEAGH

RAUW POWER

RAUW POW-HER

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:24 AM

HEY THAT PICTURE SCARRED ME TOO, OKAY


Plus The Weirdness sucked pretty bad and it made me very sad

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:26 AM

I really liked Iggy in the venture bros. Too bad he died trying to smoke david bowie.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 06:27 AM

I DON'T FEEL AS IF YOU'RE FOSTERING ENOUGH A SENSE OF FUNNY

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:28 AM

Too bad he was completely overshadowed by the hilarious Klaus Nomi parody

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:28 AM

Ever since I recommended The Fall to Tadao I've been digging them pretty hard, and I owe it all to this song which sounds like a cross between The Cure and the B-52s, which makes me sad to admit :(


Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:29 AM


Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:31 AM

Okay I have no idea who the Fall is, but 'm sure as hell looking their other songs up now

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:32 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 06:33 AM

why are you doing this

why are you doing this

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:35 AM



Even the fucker trying to shill this can't keep a straight face at his air humping.

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:37 AM

Holy shit, really


I can't believe my Mexican morning wood masturbation comedy show link just got trumped

I feel empty

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 06:37 AM

except for the part where he says "fucking awesome". There's no game I want more than that right now.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:38 AM

I watched it. And then I found that and decided on air humping kinect junk.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:39 AM





Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:40 AM

GHRHFAIUWHOIChsJLCNKSBnksaZNaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGHUHAHA HAHAHA MY FUCKING KRYPTONITE

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 736993)

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap**clap**clap*

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:44 AM

I gave you teh clap.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 736994)
GHRHFAIUWHOIChsJLCNKSBnksaZNaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGHUHAHA HAHAHA MY FUCKING KRYPTONITE

#wow #whoa

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 06:54 AM

k0k0 chanel you're alright by me dude

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:55 AM

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 06:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

nsfw

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 06:59 AM

NOT my kryptonite

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737000)

nsfw also:
Spoilers!


I don't think that vid was nsfw though. I guess better safe than sorry.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:06 AM

I'm hoping that moldy cheese is ok to eat as long as you cut off the parts that are molded. Because that's all I have to eat right now and I'm too lazy to cook.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:09 AM



Something I was working on until I decided the game was too shitty to even hack. Fucking kids games.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 737004)
I'm hoping that moldy cheese is ok to eat as long as you cut off the parts that are molded. Because that's all I have to eat right now and I'm too lazy to cook.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:18 AM

That's fine, as long as I die known for awesome posts such as this one. And not awful posts such as the one where I said something about moldy cheese.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 07:24 AM


k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:30 AM



Pentegarn Aug 10th, 2011 07:35 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 07:38 AM


k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:40 AM

I can't take anyone with a pinky ring seriously.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:45 AM

edit: Nevermind, I can't figure out how to chat as a non-member of stickam.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2011 07:53 AM

That pic was from like five years ago, so chatting restrictions must've changed since then

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:56 AM

It truly was horrible anyways. The live feed of some guy's turtles was more interesting than any of the people who were alive when I went and checked.

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2011 11:26 AM

Off to surgery I go. If I don't survive for some reason, been nice knowing you.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 11:28 AM

Back at ya, brah

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 04:29 PM

oh shit milhouse you like The Fall? you are officially the coolest dude on this forum

i have been obsessed with The Fall for like a year now. Mark E Smith is the best person to ever front a rock n roll band.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:02 PM

Good luck Kitsa. I'm always freaked that I'll die when in surgery, but for some reason I really like having a surgery. I think it's just kind of cool how when they put you under, you don't dream, think, or anything. Kinda like being dead.

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2011 07:06 PM

I'm out of surgery, so I guess I'll live to worry another day.

It was a stomach biopsy, so my stomach hurts and I get to eat ice cream.

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 07:16 PM

Well that was quick!

Congrats on the successful surgery

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2011 07:22 PM

Thank you. I was very pleased to wake up at the end of it.

I think the actual procedure was like 5 mins, it's just all the anesthesia stuff around it that takes up a lot of time.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:24 PM

Did they have to slap you? They've had to slap me before to wake me up out of it. I never want to wake up after surgery. I'm surprised you're awake and posting. I usually just go home and go back to sleep for the whole day.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 07:27 PM

All I wanted to do after ankle surgery was eat an entire pizza. And I did.

They did have to keep yelling at me to keep the oxygen mask on when I woke up. The thing was choking the life out of me.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 07:29 PM

MOMENTS!AGO ON FACEBOOK


Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 07:31 PM

I saw something like that already. Why you do that, cho? :lol

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 07:33 PM

RKO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

my favorite part is that picard was apparently cutting a promo

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2011 07:36 PM

Actually, I heard them telling each other that it didn't look good and you'd be amazed how fast that snaps you out of a sound sleep. Turned out they were talking about someone in the next room, but hearing a nurse whisper "it doesn't look good" to another one jolted me right the hell up.

It was weird, most of my surgeries have anesthesia that has an amnesia quality...like blink, and they're telling you it's over. This felt more like drifting off for a nap and waking up from one.

I had to drink a bottle of water and a container of apple juice and some sort of clear mindfuck gatorade that tasted like berries, and then they realized I wouldn't puke all over the place and sent me home.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 07:42 PM

When I went in for my appendix, they wanted me out the next day but I pushed for another night because they really made me some good hospital food. I have good insurance. And I honestly didn't want to go back to work.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737000)



How a real war cry should sound. adjust volume

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 737080)
MOMENTS!AGO ON FACEBOOK


:lol get the hell out of here

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 09:31 PM

sexual frustration is the worst thing ever. i wish i didn't have a d*ck

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 09:39 PM

guys my dormmates next year look like terrible people. two of them asians who are really into starcraft and one of them is really into screamo and dressing like a 15 year old

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 09:56 PM

The asians don't sound bad. The screamo person, not sure. And at least you know that you won't have to fight them for any girls.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 10:12 PM

i'm gonna play this tonight



who else is in

Shyandquietguy Aug 10th, 2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737099)
sexual frustration is the worst thing ever. i wish i didn't have a d*ck

OOH!! OOKTABU!! OOK!! OOK!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705075

Oh wow, I just reread that thread. Holy shit. :(

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 10:17 PM

I'll try it, sure...but it will probably take a day for me to download on my 80kb/sec internet (that I pay 30 bucks a month for). Last time I called time warner to complain, they gave me a list of things I downloaded illegally and said that I should be glad they haven't cut it off.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 737103)
i'm gonna play this tonight



who else is in

Man, I played RAN Online with you guys and that shit sucked. I don't have the constitution for another free to play MMO.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 10:24 PM

It actually doesn't look bad. Kinda reminds me of a 3d dungeon fighter online. I'm downloading now so expect me to be playing by maybe tomorrow or the next day.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 737105)
I'll try it, sure...but it will probably take a day for me to download on my 80kb/sec internet (that I pay 30 bucks a month for). Last time I called time warner to complain, they gave me a list of things I downloaded illegally and said that I should be glad they haven't cut it off.

run peerblock you nub

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 10:41 PM

I am running peerblock, but it either doesn't work or I am doing it wrong. I asked them for proof and most of the cease and desists came from HBO. Now I just don't download any shows from HBO anymore.

ThrashO Aug 10th, 2011 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 737104)
OOH!! OOKTABU!! OOK!! OOK!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705075

Oh wow, I just reread that thread. Holy shit. :(

I saw a post from Kahl and it made me sad :(

Also, wtf is wrong with you.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 11:31 PM

how can you miss kahl when zyzz is dead

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 737109)
I am running peerblock, but it either doesn't work or I am doing it wrong. I asked them for proof and most of the cease and desists came from HBO. Now I just don't download any shows from HBO anymore.

i'm starting to regret seeding that metallica discography for 2 months now

but how can i regret things when zyzz is dead

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 11:34 PM

PUB WOULD BE PROUD

but how can pub be etc.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 11:34 PM

DAMNIT A FALSE ALARM why does it brak on the 26th post wtf

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 11:35 PM



how can i pagezak when zyzz is dead


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