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Fathom Zero Aug 14th, 2011 12:49 AM


Pentegarn Aug 14th, 2011 09:40 AM

:lol

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737634)
I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

my girlfriend had a future halloween costume idea that we've already burned to memory for when it's possible. dress our child up as a taoist priest and give her/him a bell, and then her and i dress up as jiang-shi and hop behind the kid.

nobody will get it but it'll be awesome for us.

captain516 Aug 14th, 2011 05:45 PM

I saw Robo Vampire too.

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 06:05 PM

i've never seen robo vampire.

captain516 Aug 14th, 2011 06:15 PM

WELL I DID, AND THAT'S HOW I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 06:17 PM

O.I.C. ("oh, i see"(

you should watch any-and-everything with lam ching-ying

captain516 Aug 14th, 2011 06:17 PM


See? Hopping chinese vampire and shit
edit; okay aarg you seem to have a good taste in movies, i will do it

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 06:24 PM

haha sweeeeeet

i watched mr vampire for the third time last night because we had company who was unsure about the idea of a horror-kung fu-comedy.

spooky encounters is also a classic if you prefer sammo hung's familiar face (though he produced mr vampire which is a better film!)

Rongi Aug 14th, 2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 737661)
Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

Shit son, I might try to make some rock candy. I didn't realize it was pretty easy to do

I'm baking a cheese souffle right now, it is HUGE

Rongi Aug 14th, 2011 07:07 PM

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...&id=1378710168

Delicious

Rongi Aug 14th, 2011 07:09 PM

Fuck, I forget how to edit posts around here so just ignore that last post D:


Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 07:20 PM

there's an edit button at the bottom of every post you make

not even one of the secret ones that are just an icon with no text

these clearly say "edit"

Rongi Aug 14th, 2011 07:42 PM

Actually, I think my ability to edit was taken from me, idk why

CHOJIN GIVE IT BACK >:

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 07:54 PM

hacks him

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2011 09:55 PM

Hey Rongi a while ago I was trying desperately to find that picture you had as an avatar WAY BACK WHEN of the guy in the suit tied to a chair and labelled as "lolhelp.jpg". ANY INSIGHTS?

I don't remember why I wanted it anymore though :(

Rongi Aug 14th, 2011 10:51 PM

Chojin gave me that picture, I think he used it as an avatar way back in the 90s

He would probably have it saved to his harddrive

kahljorn Aug 14th, 2011 11:33 PM


Sam Aug 14th, 2011 11:34 PM

USA USA USA USA

kahljorn Aug 14th, 2011 11:36 PM

CHEESEBURGERS AND THE AMERICAN WAY GOT ME THROUGH THIS TIME OF TRIBULATION.

Sam Aug 14th, 2011 11:41 PM

GODBLESS THIS GREAT NATION

Aaarg Aug 14th, 2011 11:47 PM

wb kahlgorn

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 12:02 AM

I DON'T WANT TO SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND TO OTHER BITCHES >:

WHAT A SHITTY FUCKING RULE

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 12:12 AM

In 2011, a Japanese scientist named Mitsuyuki created a synthetic burger made from human feces. The "burger" consisted of synthesized protein with soya and steak sauce for taste preservation. Mitsuyuki claimed the taste was similar to beef, and explained that the makeup of the burger was 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, three percent lipids and nine percent minerals.

Gross.

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737844)
I DON'T WANT TO SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND TO OTHER BITCHES >:

WHAT A SHITTY FUCKING RULE

KEEP REPPIN' YOUR MAIN BITCHES.

kahljorn Aug 15th, 2011 12:30 AM

Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

elx Aug 15th, 2011 12:46 AM

speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs

McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef.

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 737853)
Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov

IS THAT BETTER?

elx Aug 15th, 2011 12:48 AM

It amazes me that they found that response so reassuring that they decided to recycle it a generation later

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 12:56 AM

to be fair i don't think that shit costs more than beef

it's a pretty renewable resource i suppose

feed em beef, get beef-shit. feed em beef-shit, get shit. feed em shit, get more shit.

hope you assholes like your quarter pounders.

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 01:21 AM

I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 01:34 AM

WRONG. A TIME MACHINE.

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 02:01 AM

If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 02:10 AM

I GOT A CAN OF WORMS FOR YOU ALL TO OPEN IT'S CALLED SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 02:13 AM

WHEN IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME, AT ANY POINT, TO BE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?

kahljorn Aug 15th, 2011 02:17 AM

once you open the can though its no longer shut up ;/

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 02:24 AM

can we turn this can of worms into a burger? i hear worms are more expensive than beef and thus more tasty.

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 02:27 AM

YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

kahljorn Aug 15th, 2011 02:36 AM

can i get a sample

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 737867)
If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

what if instead of knocking yourself out you double-teamed the random hookup

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 737875)
YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.

FUCK YOU SAM

ALL YOU DO IS STIFLE CREATIVE THOUGHT PROCESS

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY HUMANITY STILL HASN'T INVENTED THE GODDAMN TIME MACHINE

Dimnos Aug 15th, 2011 02:42 AM

What the shit? Khal is back? :eek

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 02:43 AM

I DON'T FEAR I AM DESCENDING INTO THE MOLTEN CORE

SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND THE SCIENCE

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 02:51 AM

khlal invented a time machine and went back and didnt get heself banned

also sam why you so mean

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 02:51 AM

is this houw you play the INterneT?

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 02:54 AM


Sam Aug 15th, 2011 02:59 AM

I'M NOT MEAN JUST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH UTUP

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:11 AM

DID SOMEONE SAY LOUDER?


Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:12 AM

CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:14 AM


Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:15 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:17 AM


Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737890)
COP KILLER

one time i played cop killer and my then-girlfriend was like "this song is disgusting blah blah blah offensive blah blah blah" and then like the next day she was "rocking out" to that sublime song about rioting and fuck the police and "1-8-7 on a motherfucking cop" and i called her out on being racist

because seriously, fuck the police.

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:19 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 737893)
one time i played cop killer and my then-girlfriend was like "this song is disgusting blah blah blah offensive blah blah blah" and then like the next day she was "rocking out" to that sublime song about rioting and fuck the police and "1-8-7 on a motherfucking cop" and i called her out on being racist

because seriously, fuck the police.

It's absolutely insane how many dirty cops I know - a few by name, even.

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:22 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:23 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:25 AM


Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737895)
It's absolutely insane how many dirty cops I know - a few by name, even.

boscoe, roscoe, broscoe, brascoe, rico, brico, braco, spacoe, dave-bob, darling.

"I'M BOUTTO DUST SOME COPS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!" - odafin 'fin' tutuolla, nypd: svu

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:27 AM


Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:28 AM

A MUCHO ENOJADO, NO MAS DE ESTA

BAILAR LEJOS DE LA NOCHE CON MI, AI AMIGA?



NO TE GUSTA? INCHINGA TU MADRE

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:31 AM

pasta puttanesca mucho nachos bellgrande


Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:32 AM

I
WANT
YOU

YOU WAN AH COME WITH ME

YOUR BODY ISS MINE

YOU
WAN
AH
COME WITH ME

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:32 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:33 AM

gus i want to ski dance with you

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:33 AM

PINCHE FANTASTICO AMIGA, VAMINOS

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 03:34 AM

FACE PUNCHO FANTASY, VAGINAS

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:34 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:36 AM

This is for Sam.


Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:37 AM

POBRE SAM SOLITARIO, ES UN ANCIANA GRANDE :(

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:39 AM

lol

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 03:42 AM

DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:43 AM


Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 03:45 AM


k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 03:53 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:02 AM


Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 04:05 AM

SUP, I'M PEANUT BUTTER. YOU JELLY, BRAH?

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 04:10 AM


Sam Aug 15th, 2011 04:11 AM

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS IT

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 05:35 AM

LORD KNOWS THE DAY'S JUST GETTIN' LONGER
THE NIGHT'S GROWIN' COLDER WITH YOU ON MY MIND
AND I FEEL LIKE AN OLD JUKEBOX
PLAYIN' THE SAME SONG ALL THE TIME

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 07:04 AM



skip to 3:20 for hilariously crap English commercials

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 07:53 AM

Too bad Pram wasn't born in the 60's, he might have actually been able to make a living out of his shitty clay work in the 80's.

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 11:08 AM

so i went camping in the olympic mountains this weekend

it was only a 4.4 mile hike, but unfortunately for about 2 miles of it there was an elevation change of 1200 goddamn feet

on the plus side, though, i got to throw rocks at a mountain goat

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 11:58 AM

some dude told me the olympic mountains are his favorites. jealous.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2011 12:03 PM

Did you get to meet Zeus?

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 12:09 PM

that was the goat

bigtimecow Aug 15th, 2011 12:15 PM

today my lab is soldering 600 motors and building 150 robot cars. i should get back to work

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 737942)
some dude told me the olympic mountains are his favorites. jealous.

wish i'd brought my camera. the rest of my family did, though, so I should still be able to post pics once I get them to send 'em to me

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 01:18 PM

edit: whoops

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 02:20 PM

why did you throw rocks at a mountain goat?

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 02:32 PM

because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 02:40 PM

here is a google map of where I went and where I hiked from


Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 737957)
because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents

OH

Out of context, I just pictured you throwing a rock at a goat for no reason

When I went camping in Colorado a coyote came up to our campsite. He just looked around and hung out for a while, didn't try to steal our food or anything

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 737957)
because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents


Goats only eat rusty cans. Everyone knows that.

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 03:19 PM

Oh my god, Black Flag fucking sucked so hard after My War

Listen to this awful song:

http://grooveshark.com/s/Armageddon+Man/3Jtc8v?src=5

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 03:23 PM

Listen to these fucking lyrics:

"DIRT FALLING IN MY MIND"

"THE TIME IS MINE AND IM FEELIN FINE"

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 03:32 PM

I hope Greg Ginn comes here and tries to have those two posts deleted

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 03:38 PM

Dude, Mike just posted in the Youtube thread what the hell

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 03:44 PM


Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 03:53 PM

lol

WHO'S NEXT? KELLYCHAOS?


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