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nothing4buddha Feb 25th, 2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siekopwnschojin
Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
What does everyone else think?

I think chojin is a massive faggot and should die!

the pot may call the kettle black even though the kettlepwnssieko :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Feb 25th, 2005 08:38 PM

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WINNING

executioneer Feb 25th, 2005 09:22 PM

you won shit, idiot

executioneer Feb 25th, 2005 09:25 PM

you automatically lose because you are stupid enough to use the internet slangterm "pwn" and MEAN it

Sam Feb 26th, 2005 01:57 AM

Hey guys, I win at the internet! :)

ScruU2wice Feb 26th, 2005 02:23 AM

what do you want? a fucking noble prize for it >:

MLE Feb 26th, 2005 02:42 AM

nobel :rolleyes

ScruU2wice Feb 26th, 2005 01:52 PM

well that blew up in my face :(

Marine Feb 26th, 2005 01:55 PM

ahem...

DOOM rules.

I WIN

Matt Harty Feb 26th, 2005 02:24 PM

WHAT IS THIS WINNING SHIT YOU PEOPLE SPEAK OF

HickMan Feb 26th, 2005 06:06 PM

YOU ALL ARE LOSERS.




















JERKS
















LOSERS

Esuohlim Feb 26th, 2005 07:55 PM

I won a bet yesterday does that count??

executioneer Feb 26th, 2005 08:47 PM

winners dont use drugs

HickMan Feb 26th, 2005 08:53 PM


Esuohlim Feb 26th, 2005 09:24 PM

um....whatever

HickMan Feb 27th, 2005 02:49 AM

omg whateverr

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 03:51 AM

:eek

rockets redglare Feb 27th, 2005 04:04 AM


Marine Feb 27th, 2005 04:08 AM

what are you trying to say boy? did Timmy fall down the well again?

HickMan Feb 27th, 2005 05:07 AM

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S ASLEEP. TIME TO GOOF OFF!


HEY RONGI! DON'T WAKE UP!


TEABAGGED!

Karl Hungus Feb 27th, 2005 06:07 AM

that bitch is gross.

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 11:33 AM

This is my answer to all!


:picklehat

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2005 08:01 PM

SHUT UP

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2005 08:02 PM

SHUT UP

HickMan Feb 27th, 2005 10:23 PM

SHUT UP

executioneer Feb 28th, 2005 05:14 AM

i got a lot of bones in my arm

Big McLargehuge Feb 28th, 2005 03:19 PM

HOWS ABOUT I BREAK THEM FOR YOU?

HickMan Feb 28th, 2005 03:35 PM

YOU BEST NOT. JERK.

Big McLargehuge Feb 28th, 2005 03:40 PM

ROCK

HickMan Feb 28th, 2005 03:50 PM

I'LL DROP YOU














LIKE IT'S HOT.

Big McLargehuge Feb 28th, 2005 03:51 PM

if you were awesome you would have said "I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BEAT"

HickMan Feb 28th, 2005 04:04 PM

but I'm not :(

Big McLargehuge Feb 28th, 2005 04:07 PM

PSSHSHSH, i have to go do homework now, you aren't worth my time >:

Sam Feb 28th, 2005 04:48 PM

DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE >:

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2005 06:00 PM


HILARY SWANK HILARY SWANK HILARY SWANK HILARY SWANK

Karl Hungus Feb 28th, 2005 06:04 PM

she has an ugly face.

executioneer Feb 28th, 2005 09:31 PM

nobody can break the bones in my arm because they are too fast

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2005 10:43 PM



Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2005 11:06 PM

I just read this whole thread >:

HickMan Feb 28th, 2005 11:08 PM

WOAH NOW

Rongi Feb 28th, 2005 11:22 PM

YOU NEED SCHOOLIN BABY I AINT FOOLIN

HickMan Feb 28th, 2005 11:27 PM

YOU TELL THAT BAD PERSON

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I just read this whole thread >:

lol did you get to the part on one of the pages where we made up the new mandatory rule that people who publicly announce that they've read the entire thread must read it again no well maybe you really didn't actually read it or else you wouldn't have made that mistake well get going anyway

Rongi Feb 28th, 2005 11:40 PM

milhosue dont be such a jerk from HELL

HickMan Feb 28th, 2005 11:45 PM


Rongi Feb 28th, 2005 11:48 PM

guys is it weird that the only thing i've listiened to all day is led zeppelin

Rongi Feb 28th, 2005 11:52 PM

or is it gay

pjalne Mar 1st, 2005 09:35 AM

Yesterday, I listened to Johnny Cash all day.

Drev Mar 1st, 2005 12:21 PM

Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two
Gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Fresh prints
Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
Have two minds
So fine
Looked under every stone
When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Grey skies - it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Grey skies it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Rongi Mar 1st, 2005 12:55 PM

Johnny Cash once did this cover of sound garden's rusty cage, and i must say, the original pales in comparison to Johnny Cash's cover :rock.

HickMan Mar 1st, 2005 02:55 PM

you guys must be gay :rolleyes

Rongi Mar 1st, 2005 02:57 PM

f*ck u

HickMan Mar 1st, 2005 03:04 PM

sry ;(

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I just read this whole thread >:

lol did you get to the part on one of the pages where we made up the new mandatory rule that people who publicly announce that they've read the entire thread must read it again no well maybe you really didn't actually read it or else you wouldn't have made that mistake well get going anyway

I just read it again. What now smartypants?

rockets redglare Mar 1st, 2005 04:31 PM

Well since you've just public announed it again...

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2005 05:10 PM

Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 04:22 PM

Yesterday I went to the doctors and he took out a golfball sized tumor out of my back, now I have a golfball sized hole in my back and it's leaking. :puke

And when he was done taking it out he showed it to me and I was like "Oh shit" and then the doctor was like "oh shit" but he wasn't oh shitting the same thing I was he was oh shitting the fact that blood was spraying out of the huge crater in my back and had to use like 30 sutures to close it and it's still oozing and the blood is all gross and dark and drips down my back so now I don't have to go to work til next week. >:

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive

OMG *slaps Esuohlim in the face*

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 05:05 PM

GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT JOKE: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HER DAMN PLACE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WHEN I CAME HOME DINNER WASN'T READY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT I WORK HARD DAMMIT ALL DAY AND I DESERVE A HOT FUCKING MEAL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOES ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT SIT AROUND AND WATCH TV SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB BUT I'M GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY IT STILL IS THE SUBJECT BUT I AM GOING TO ASK THE JOKE AGAIN OKAY?

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN?

A WOMAN! :lol2

AND THAT BITCH BETTER DO IT RIGHT OR SHE'LL GET MORE OF THE SAME >:

AM I RIGHT FELLAZ AND LADIEZ?

rockets redglare Mar 2nd, 2005 05:30 PM

FUCK YEAH THATS WHY WOMENS' FEET ARE SMALLER SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE

AND WHY THEY DONT NEED WATCHES BECAUSE THERES A CLOCK ON THE DAMN OVEN, THOSE STUPID BITCHES

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 07:09 PM

Switch Dingo: ONE NIGHT WITH THE DICE MAN
Sock Head23568: ANDREW DICE CLAY >_<
Switch Dingo: THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN THE SHOE
Switch Dingo: AND I FUCKD HER IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF HER KIDS AND MADE THEM FILM IT WHILE THEY CRIED AND SEXUALLY SERVICED JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN
Sock Head23568: that sounds not unlike every single hentai made ever : (
Switch Dingo: I'm the new Andrew Dice Clay
Sock Head23568: yeah you're andrew dice GAY
Sock Head23568: hooooaaaaaah
Switch Dingo: >:
Switch Dingo: FU

kellychaos Mar 2nd, 2005 07:17 PM

My game is paused. Therefore, I shall be taking my meal in the basement ... and don't forget the hot sauce if you know what's good for you ... you mess up my high score one more time and ... Am I right, guise? >:

felix_tibs Mar 2nd, 2005 07:59 PM

Beating women is funny to us, no?

thebiggameover Mar 2nd, 2005 08:15 PM

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you allready told her twice...

:/

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 08:24 PM

MINE HAS TWO BEFORE I TELL HER ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING TOLD. >:

rockets redglare Mar 2nd, 2005 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by felix_tibs
Beating women is funny to us, no?

HELL YEAH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS THE SHIT I MEAN I DONT TRUST ANYHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS WITHOUT DYING AM I CORRECT GUYS

ScruU2wice Mar 2nd, 2005 09:47 PM

CAPS LOCK

Matt Harty Mar 2nd, 2005 11:17 PM

OMG *SLAPS ESUOHILM IN THE CHEEK*

HickMan Mar 3rd, 2005 12:41 AM

OMFG THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

Drev Mar 3rd, 2005 01:08 AM

Please stop fight you're makign me sad :(

Sam Mar 3rd, 2005 06:46 PM

The story about the tumor was true and it hurts. :(

Anonymous Mar 3rd, 2005 08:23 PM

plug it with a pro-flite

Sam Mar 3rd, 2005 08:35 PM

I'm glad that someone is sympathetic to my plight. :(

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2005 08:47 PM

Sam I'm sorry but don't let it stop you from posting here like all the time ok? :(

executioneer Mar 3rd, 2005 08:52 PM

did you get to keep it

ScruU2wice Mar 3rd, 2005 09:04 PM

Sam told me it wasn't cancer so I'm happy

nothing4buddha Mar 3rd, 2005 09:25 PM

ITS NOT A TUMOR >:

Matt Harty Mar 3rd, 2005 11:14 PM

hey guys whats up

Big McLargehuge Mar 4th, 2005 02:53 AM

tumors are so 2004 >:

rockets redglare Mar 4th, 2005 09:30 AM

"Super HIV" is the new cancer

Matt Harty Mar 4th, 2005 02:36 PM

i agree

HickMan Mar 4th, 2005 04:00 PM

I DISagree

Sam Mar 4th, 2005 04:55 PM

HICKMAN IS THE NEW MATT HARTY

Sam Mar 4th, 2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
ITS NOT A TUMOR >:

THANK YOU KINDERGARTEN COP :rolleyes

HickMan Mar 4th, 2005 06:34 PM


F*CK OFF

Sam Mar 4th, 2005 06:39 PM



FRONT TO BACK AND SIDE TO SIDE >:

HickMan Mar 4th, 2005 06:45 PM


THIS IS HOW WE DO SOMETHIN N*GGA

Sam Mar 4th, 2005 06:47 PM



PLAY MY NEW GAME BULLETPROOF WHEN IT COMES OUT BEFORE I GAT YO ASS N*GGAZ

HickMan Mar 4th, 2005 06:52 PM


I CAME
I CAME
I SAW
I SAW
I HIT EM RIGHT DEAD IN THE JAW
IN THA JAW

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2005 01:45 AM

WHY DO NEGROS ABOUND THE PAGE? >:

ScruU2wice Mar 5th, 2005 03:24 AM

BANNED

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:09 AM

stick stick stick

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:12 AM

stick in the mud

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:16 AM

stick in your EYE

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:18 AM

it's a race

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:19 AM

on you marks

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:21 AM

get ste

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:22 AM

GO

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:23 AM

7997

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:24 AM

7998


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