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executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:26 AM

7999 omg omg omg

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:27 AM

8000 WINNER!!!!

Big McLargehuge Mar 5th, 2005 04:47 AM

I refuse to endorse this

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 04:59 AM

i'll report you to the ocmmisioner >:

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2005 02:26 PM

I've got 10000 you wait and see >:

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 06:40 PM

JUST YOU WAIT 'ENRY 'IGGINS

Marine Mar 5th, 2005 06:51 PM

Get a job...

pjalne Mar 5th, 2005 07:03 PM

Hey, how's that Castlevania fanfic coming along?

executioneer Mar 5th, 2005 07:08 PM

who are you telling to get a job, fourteen

Marine Mar 5th, 2005 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
Hey, how's that Castlevania fanfic coming along?

its done since long

pjalne Mar 5th, 2005 07:54 PM

That's good to hear! here's somemore fan fiction for you since you like it that much!

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Hillary went downstairs to her private library. It was 11:30 at night. Nobody was awake, except for the ever-present security guards. She wore a white nighty, long enough to hang just past her creamy white thighs.

"Good evening, Bob" she said to one agent at the door.

"Good evening, Mrs. Clinton," Bob said in his most serious voice. He knew a couple of important facts, and she knew he knew. So Bob was treated nicely.

In the library was young Chelsea. She wore a green teddy. Her pert nipples strained at the fabric, and her hairy bush tried so very hard to reach past the bottom of the fabric. When the door of the library opened, she turned to see her mother walk in.

"Good evening, Mother," Chelsea almost giggled.

"How many times have I told you to be more serious? You are a proper young lady," Hillary responded.

Chelsea walked up to her mother and gave her a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Mom, what are you doing up?" Chelsea often spent late nights in the library, reading and preparing to rule the world when she was older.

"I just decided to take a walk," her Mother responded. "The real question is, 'What are you doing here?'"

Chelsea then decided to tell her mom something -- something that had been on her mind for a long time.

"Mom, I so often feel all alone here. I am becoming a young woman, don't you think?"

"Oh, yes, darling, you are a very attractive, vivacious young thing," Hillary said enthusiastically.

"Mom, I don't feel as though I will ever get to know anyone, or, well, kiss anyone, while I'm here. And its going to be another four years! I don't know if I will be able to take it."

Hillary leaned over to Chelsea and gave her a gentle hug. When she did, her breasts accidentially rubbed against the pert, large nipples of her only daughter. For just a minute, their eyes locked. Then Hillary made a decision. She leaned over and kissed her daughter. Not a gentle, motherly kiss -- but a real, passion-filled kiss. At first their lips just touched, as Chelsea was unaware of what was happening. Then Hillary moved her tongue to Chelsea's lips, forcing them apart.

"MOM!! What are you doing?!??" Chelsea almost screamed.

Hillary simply took her daughter by the hand and led her to the couch. Without a word, she again leaned over to kiss her teenage girl. This time, Hillary placed her warm hand against Chelsea's exposed thigh. The juices began to run in the young girl's slit. A feeling she never felt before began to overtake the girl -- and she liked it. Her mother's tongue in her mouth! Who would imagine how good it could feel...

Chelsea slowly reached out and touched her mother's breast.

"That's it, darling, take it -- touch it, feel it. I want you to love it," Hillary breathed.

Things began to move much more quickly. Hillary reached over and lifted Chelsea's green teddy off of her. Chelsea was now naked. She was not cold, but warm with excitement. Her entire body tingled at the touch of her mom's fingers. Hillary moved her hands slowly down her daughter's breasts, admiring their size, pleased at their firmness. Then she bent down and began sucking on her teen's nipples.

"Oh, Gaaad, Mom, that's unbelievable," Chelsea moaned. She could not believe what was happening, but was far too excited to ask her mom to stop.

"I want you to touch me," Hillary said. She guided her daughter's hand to her wet pussy. Chelsea felt the moist juices of her mother's cunt. Curiously, she lifted her fingers to her mouth and tasted her mother's pussy juice. That fueled her desire for more. Ravenously she leaned down and began to lick her mothers legs. Without really knowing what she was doing she began kissing her mother's cunt, frenching it like a mouth. That drove Hillary deeper into passion. Hillary stuck her finger in her mouth and began to rub Chelsea's ass. She then drove her finger into her daughter's asshole, fingering in and out while rubbing the young girl's clit with her thumb.

"Mom, mom, this feels so good. You are fucking me, mom, you are fucking your own fuckin daughter. I want to cum, mom. I want you to make me cum." Chelsea began to breathe very hard. Hillary continued to rub her daughter's clit and finger her anus.

"Chelsea, move up," Hillary commanded. Chelsea slid so that her cunt was now over her mother's mouth. Hillary began to lick her daughter, driving her tongue deep into the virgin cunt.

"Oh, Mom, I'm cumming.... Ohh, Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I cummmmmmmmmmmmiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chelsea yelled as her body writhed in a massive orgasm.

"I want you to pee on me," Hillary said as Chelsea was in the midst of a massive orgasm. "Pee on me now!"

Chelsea let loose with a flood of yellow urine, pouring out of her and into her mother's waiting mouth. Her pee drenched Hillary's face and hair, covering her with the salty liquid. Hillary gulped as quickly as she could, turned on to the fact that her teenage daughter was peeing all over her face. Her own fingers had been working their magic on her clit, and as the pee came pouring into her open, hungry mouth, Hillary's body shook with the biggest orgasm of her life. She also loosened her bladder, peeing on herselt. Chelsea leaned backwards and twisted her body to drink her mother's yellow juice.

Finally, they turned to one another and kissed, each tasting their own urine and cum juices.

This was the first of many future encounters.

THE END

Sam Mar 5th, 2005 08:03 PM

pjalne I think I love you. :(

pjalne Mar 5th, 2005 08:15 PM

Then I want you to pee on me.

Sam Mar 5th, 2005 08:24 PM

I'm glad someone does.

pjalne Mar 5th, 2005 08:48 PM

Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII''''''''''''mmmmmmmmmmmmm ccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmiiiiiiinn nnnnnnnngggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2005 01:58 AM

Hey who is hotbutteredfunk because according to his blog he is feeling "esuohlim" :(

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2005 02:08 AM

Sometimes I like to look up my name on Google to see if the rest of the Internet talks about me behind my back.



They do. :(

Marine Mar 6th, 2005 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
That's good to hear! here's somemore fan fiction for you since you like it that much!

my fan fiction is nothing like that!

Matt Harty Mar 6th, 2005 08:52 PM

hey guys

Rongi Mar 6th, 2005 09:06 PM

did that fan fic get anyone else all hot and bothered?

HickMan Mar 7th, 2005 03:34 PM

no >:

Esuohlim Mar 7th, 2005 08:57 PM

tomorrow is my forums birthday i'm a big boy :(

executioneer Mar 7th, 2005 09:05 PM

mommy wow i'm a big kid now

beoulve913 Mar 7th, 2005 09:07 PM

Testing avatar =]

Mr. Vagiclean Mar 7th, 2005 09:23 PM

that fan fic gave me a headache and a hard on

pjalne Mar 7th, 2005 09:35 PM

I actually think there are two sequels.

Rongi Mar 7th, 2005 09:37 PM

ew i got a mental image of a threesome between her, hillary, and bill

Emu Mar 8th, 2005 01:04 AM

hey rongi i like your avatar :)

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 01:06 AM

Stairway to heaven is a god.

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 01:28 AM

nah

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

Karl Hungus Mar 8th, 2005 01:42 AM

please fuck off.

nothing4buddha Mar 8th, 2005 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beoulve913
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

shoo go back to general blabber

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 01:45 AM

=O that was mean, seeing how I didnt even start that thread =[

Emu Mar 8th, 2005 02:04 AM

no, but you fucking ruined it. this thread was awesome before you.

Emu Mar 8th, 2005 02:04 AM

DOUBLE POST MADNESS

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beoulve913
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

how much do you wanna bet i'll give you great odds

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:11 AM

like 1000 to 1!

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 02:12 AM

Lol.

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:12 AM

seriously if by "stairway to heaven is a god" you mean "stairway to heaven is the most heavily overrated song in the history of songs" then we are in agreement

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:13 AM

i like Kashmir better

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:14 AM

I like Ramble On better

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:15 AM

I like Gallows Pole better

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 02:15 AM

Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:15 AM

I like Immigrant song way way more

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 02:16 AM

Gallows pole sure is a chunk of pure ownage.

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beoulve913
Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

bzzt wrong

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 02:19 AM

Song is amazing, its also amazing that he wrote it while on acid :/

Big Papa Goat Mar 8th, 2005 03:39 AM

lol drugs
faggot

Big McLargehuge Mar 8th, 2005 03:52 AM

one time i posted on i-mockery when i was on drugs :eek

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 04:33 AM

:eek

executioneer Mar 8th, 2005 04:37 AM

the devil you say :eek

Karl Hungus Mar 8th, 2005 05:03 AM

this page is dedicated to GADZOOKS, may your soul find rest in the afterlife.



goodnight sweet prince.

Matt Harty Mar 8th, 2005 12:25 PM

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HickMan Mar 8th, 2005 03:37 PM

I know we had our differences, GADZOOKS, but I do love you. I will never foreget the wonderful time we had together at the Golden Globe's.

Matt Harty Mar 8th, 2005 04:36 PM

hey hickman

HickMan Mar 8th, 2005 08:02 PM

hey matt

Rongi Mar 8th, 2005 08:07 PM

ugh i hate the fact that i like led zeppelin so much. seriously like every other led zeppelin fan is a total faggot.

and for the record stairway to heaven can suck my black cock. the best led zeppelin song is trampled underfoot, faggots.

HickMan Mar 8th, 2005 08:13 PM

Led Zepplin was ruined for me ;(

Rongi Mar 8th, 2005 08:16 PM

is this thread title a reference to the meaning of life, the monty python movie?

Karl Hungus Mar 8th, 2005 10:10 PM


executioneer Mar 9th, 2005 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
is this thread title a reference to the meaning of life, the monty python movie?

si senior

The Retro Kat Mar 9th, 2005 12:29 AM

I like Houses of the Holy Alot.

SO apparently a lot of straight people hate gayes. I had no idea.

Emu Mar 9th, 2005 01:04 AM

actually a lot of straight men hate gay men. straight women love gay men. and most men love gay women, as long as they are in photo pictures on the interweb

ScruU2wice Mar 9th, 2005 01:41 AM

what happened to gadzooks?

Emu Mar 9th, 2005 01:42 AM

he ended the internet

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 12:57 PM

houses of the holy is my favorite LZ album.

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2005 05:31 PM

Gadzooks didn't even say goodbye to me I thought we were good Internet friends >:

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2005 05:32 PM

I can't believe I've clicked the "Add Reply" button on this board 6958 times :(

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 05:34 PM

milhouse wanna play tic tac toe

Emu Mar 9th, 2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I can't believe I've clicked the "Add Reply" button on this board 6958 times :(

some of those were the "quote" button

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2005 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
milhouse wanna play tic tac toe

I GO FIRST!


Sam Mar 9th, 2005 06:17 PM



I'LL TAKE TARA LIPINSKI TO BLOCK!

Mad Melvin Mar 9th, 2005 06:42 PM

God will make you pay for each post that cant be found. :meaningoflifereferencewithatwist

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 10:04 PM



oh whoops let me fix that!



oh sh*t! i'm not very good at tic tac toe guys :(

Sam Mar 9th, 2005 10:05 PM

I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 10:13 PM

isnt that the pregnant girl that was killed by that guy.

Sam Mar 9th, 2005 10:21 PM

SEE I KNEW IT. >:

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 10:22 PM

wait that was lacy peterson

Sam Mar 9th, 2005 10:25 PM

OKAY I'LL ADMIT IT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TARA LIPINSKI IS. >:

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 10:29 PM

ROGER WATERS CAN SUCK THE SHIT OFF OF MY DICK

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2005 10:59 PM

she was the ice skater that got hit in the knee with a pipe lol lol

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2005 11:00 PM

Rongi we need to get our Al Roker avatars back on the double :(

Rongi Mar 9th, 2005 11:12 PM

one step ahead of ya

liquidstatik Mar 9th, 2005 11:50 PM

lol we had a fight at school today and i almost got beat up cuz i live on the east side(across the tracks).

HickMan Mar 10th, 2005 12:32 AM

sht negro

Emu Mar 10th, 2005 12:52 AM

guys we need to get this thread to 10,000 posts before april fool's day or WE'LL be the fools :eek

Emu Mar 10th, 2005 01:00 AM

so i saved $3.80 with my kroger card the other day :(

Emu Mar 10th, 2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

ArrowX Mar 10th, 2005 01:05 AM

:lol was I the only one here who watched that show out of boredom then started to like it?

Emu Mar 10th, 2005 01:08 AM

no ;-;

Karl Hungus Mar 10th, 2005 01:14 AM

rongi just sent me awkward AIM messages, what do i do?

nothing4buddha Mar 10th, 2005 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

she's the ice skater who got the gold medal in 1998, nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

Emu Mar 10th, 2005 01:31 AM

i don't watch faggy ice skating

Matt Harty Mar 10th, 2005 01:05 PM

hey guys!

Matt Harty Mar 10th, 2005 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

she's the ice skater who got the gold medal in 1998, nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

shut up

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2005 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

I guess I'll leave the sarcasm to Mister Sarcastic then :(

HickMan Mar 10th, 2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
rongi just sent me awkward AIM messages, what do i do?

Say "No thanks, sir." and walk away from the car casually.

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2005 10:51 PM


Emu Mar 10th, 2005 10:59 PM

mr. roker's on a rampage


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