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RAVER141 Nov 2nd, 2011 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 748513)
You know, sometimes I long for the good old I-Mock days, but then people like you or Lenor show up again and then I realize that we were better off after all

Ah, memories of the good ole days, when Chojin was just a regular member, jixby was a regular poster, and i'd try and subtly hit on Glowbelly though we were an ocean away.
How we've grown.

k0k0 Nov 2nd, 2011 01:39 AM

Chojin still shows up to threaten people who post pictures of cheeseburgers. Maybe if you post a good one, he'll come by and threaten you.

Zhukov Nov 2nd, 2011 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 748542)
hang a goon bag from a tree branch

That's what they do, yes. Although I think hanging it from a hills hoist and playing goon of fortune is more popular.

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2011 02:37 PM

:lol Whoa, hey - don't get too classy. No need to put on airs here.

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2011 06:45 PM

Walked into Goodwill just now looking for Spring clothes. Walked out with roller blades, a stereo mixer, and Korean exorcism masks.

b_squared Nov 2nd, 2011 07:00 PM

Trees cocooned in spider webs after flooding in Pakistan.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...er-trees-webs/

That's a lot of spiders.

b_squared Nov 2nd, 2011 07:02 PM

I just gave some rollerblades to goodwill.

Kitsa Nov 2nd, 2011 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 748558)
You've got to be fucking kidding me with the food poisoning again, Kitsa >:

Nope, not at all, I get mild cases of it all the time. I think that everyone has something that doesn't agree with them every once in a while. Fever, chills and bad bathroom stuff for one night, then it's over.

Chojin Nov 2nd, 2011 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 748562)
Chojin still shows up to threaten people who post pictures of cheeseburgers. Maybe if you post a good one, he'll come by and threaten you.

so i've been working on this game and just finished putting in the models and animations for the gold enemies (48 frames, tedious as shit to put together that spritesheet)

Spoilers!

ThrashO Nov 2nd, 2011 10:22 PM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooool

RAVER141 Nov 3rd, 2011 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 748562)
Chojin still shows up to threaten people who post pictures of cheeseburgers. Maybe if you post a good one, he'll come by and threaten you.

I owe Chojin, he introduced me to the word "tenure", i'd never heard it before, this was in the context of a warning of an imminent ban i was about to receive, therefore if staying in his good books means not mentioning meat patty's topped with dairy produce that's fine by me.

Then again he his a moderator now, and we all know moderators strangle puppies, so fuck him, and his kind.


Chojin Nov 3rd, 2011 01:56 AM

those are sliders, which are perfectly acceptable

k0k0 Nov 3rd, 2011 03:33 AM

And delicious looking, if I might add.

HickMan Nov 3rd, 2011 04:07 AM

AFGHANISTAN UPDATE: I'm alive. I'll be posting pictures of my recent injury soon! Getting ran over by an ATV kinda blows, btw.

ThrashO Nov 3rd, 2011 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 748668)
AFGHANISTAN UPDATE: I'm alive. I'll be posting pictures of my recent injury soon! Getting ran over by an ATV kinda blows, btw.

sounds like a baby scratch. come back when you've caught an rpg.

kahljorn Nov 3rd, 2011 04:35 AM

fuckin terrorists

Aaarg Nov 3rd, 2011 08:29 AM

cheeseburger revolt: coming soon to your windows 95 pc

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 3rd, 2011 01:29 PM

still should be banned, sliders are gross.

HickMan Nov 3rd, 2011 02:48 PM

RPG's are a sonofabitch.

All in all, I'm pretty damn lucky. I literally got ran over by a vehicle that weighs roughly 500 lbs, carrying the driver who was about 220 lbs and also carrying about 100 lbs of ammo. I'm thankful I was able to walk away from the whole thing with some minor scrapes, cuts..and one really fucked up wrist.

Aaarg Nov 3rd, 2011 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 748691)
RPG's are a sonofabitch.

you're supposed to be protecting my freedom and you're playing final fantasy tales of phantasia dragon quest???????????????WHAT TF

Lone Wanderer Nov 3rd, 2011 04:23 PM

Didn't make it to Foy's Halloween store this year, fucking infection and college made sure of that! :(

Kitsa Nov 3rd, 2011 06:41 PM

Foy's is open all year...at least, the five-and-dime, diner and adult costume stores are. I think all they shut down are the prop shops and the kids' costume store, but we went there in need of a baby sombrero once and they opened it up for us. It'll be there when you're ready for it.

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2011 08:00 PM

SYNCHTUBE IS ON TONIGHT

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2011 09:37 PM

OH SHIT FUCK
NOT TONIGHT
I'm not at my house tonight

RAVER141 Nov 3rd, 2011 10:49 PM

WTF are "sliders". ?

Sam Nov 3rd, 2011 11:07 PM

SYNCHTUBE LET'S DO IT NOW

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2011 11:22 PM

COPY THAT SYNCHTUBE IS GO REPEAT SYNCHTUBE IS GO

http://www.synchtube.com/r/7rl4

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2011 11:24 PM

wait n/m, it's just you and me. where the fuck are the squares

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2011 11:44 PM

HEY FAGS COME JOIN US WHENEVER WORKS FOR YOU

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2011 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAVER141 (Post 748731)
WTF are "sliders". ?

tiny burgers, like whitecastle

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2011 11:46 PM

DAMMIT SAUCY WHY U LEAVE

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2011 11:53 PM

I've got a horrible internet connection is why

Not to mention you guys kind of hate me and I didn't want to ruin your party

Grislygus Nov 4th, 2011 12:04 AM

Get a better internet connection and JOIN US, CONFORM TO THE GROUP LIKE A GOOD POD PERSON

HickMan Nov 4th, 2011 11:28 AM

Hey guys I have a question.

Who would win in a fight. A silverback gorilla or a lion?

executioneer Nov 4th, 2011 11:36 AM

batman would win

edit: OR, whoever wins, we lose :(

Zhukov Nov 4th, 2011 12:24 PM

Good answers.

kahljorn Nov 4th, 2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAVER141 (Post 748731)
WTF are "sliders". ?

persons who travel in between different dimensions in a quest to find home. In each dimension they have a limited amount of time to find the opening to the next dimension before the opening closes, possibly stranding them in that dimension forever.

Aaarg Nov 4th, 2011 01:46 PM


Esuohlim Nov 4th, 2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 748766)
persons who travel in between different dimensions in a quest to find home. In each dimension they have a limited amount of time to find the opening to the next dimension before the opening closes, possibly stranding them in that dimension forever.

And this guy gets to come with you!


ThrashO Nov 4th, 2011 02:57 PM

woah

b_squared Nov 4th, 2011 04:47 PM

Hey Willie,
Were you in Berkley Ca reciently?
Quote:

BERKELEY, Calif.—Fifteen young men in this hotbed of activism gathered at an Indian restaurant on a recent Sunday and made an appeal: Could the waiter please switch the TV from the news to "My Little Pony"?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000....html?mod=e2fb

EDIT:
D'oh Movie thread...

b_squared Nov 4th, 2011 04:48 PM

Sallah!

executioneer Nov 4th, 2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b_squared (Post 748785)
Hey Willie,
Were you in Berkley Ca reciently?


http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000....html?mod=e2fb

EDIT:
D'oh Movie thread...

nope. that meetup looks like it was a tiny little one (15 people?) whereas the last one i went to had more like 35.

edit: and yeah that story actually made it to the FRONT PAGE of the wall street journal. i think i actually want to see if i can find a copy of it just for the sheer weirdness of seeing rainbow dash right below the greek debt crisis article

Kitsa Nov 4th, 2011 07:45 PM

The My Little Pony thing must be getting pretty big, I saw that graphjam had a graph of the adult-kid viewer ratio.

I don't understand it, myself...but by all means, Willie, do your Willie thing.

executioneer Nov 4th, 2011 08:01 PM

just remember that graphjam is more about "funny" graphs than "actually true" graphs. i'm sure the majority of the show's watchers actually are the target demographic

and i don't fully understand it myself, tbh.

kahljorn Nov 4th, 2011 10:55 PM

haha when i thought about sliders that dudes face popped into my mind too

that nd jerry o'connel

executioneer Nov 5th, 2011 12:33 AM

I THOUGHT OF REMBRANDT BROWN

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2011 12:52 AM

THE CRYIN' MAN :tear

executioneer Nov 5th, 2011 05:04 AM

its time for everyone to get punched by a monster #whichmonster #illgiveyouoneguess

ThrashO Nov 5th, 2011 05:40 AM

give carl nipples.

executioneer Nov 5th, 2011 05:52 AM

I'LL GIVE YOU A PUNCH

ThrashO Nov 5th, 2011 06:04 AM

YOU COULDN'T GIVE ME A PUNCH IF THERE WAS A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL WRAPPED AROUND IT

executioneer Nov 5th, 2011 06:10 AM

HOW BOUT A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH

ThrashO Nov 5th, 2011 06:19 AM

FUCK OFF YOU GINGER MIDGET.

Pentegarn Nov 5th, 2011 07:53 AM


Rongi Nov 5th, 2011 11:38 AM

Hey nerds

I went on a date with punk girl yesterday. It went really well

k0k0 Nov 5th, 2011 01:27 PM

You mean pop punk girl?

Rongi Nov 5th, 2011 03:53 PM

Hell no, she listens to real punk. She had a Wipers CD in her car

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 5th, 2011 04:04 PM

:rolleyes

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2011 04:26 PM

PUNK IS DEAD

ZOMBIE DATING

B CAREFUL

ThrashO Nov 5th, 2011 04:33 PM

WAS SHE ALL LIKE ANAL CUNT RULZ

k0k0 Nov 5th, 2011 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 748882)
Hell no, she listens to real punk. She had a Wipers CD in her car

I have Careless Whisper in my car. Well, when I had a car. Doesn't mean I listen to it. But I did.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 5th, 2011 06:13 PM

It was probably a greatest hits tape Rongi.

dextire Nov 5th, 2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 748866)

Now they've messed up Punchy too.


Rongi Nov 5th, 2011 08:55 PM

Wipers dont have a greatest hits cd

Fuck all y'all

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 12:26 AM

rongi you tell the shittiest stories :tear

Guitar Woman Nov 6th, 2011 12:49 AM

Punk was shit after The Stooges broke up.

Fathom Zero Nov 6th, 2011 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 748900)
Wipers dont have a greatest hits cd

Fuck all y'all

they have a box set

I know this because I have it

k0k0 Nov 6th, 2011 01:20 AM

!SAND MADNESS!

Rongi Nov 6th, 2011 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 748909)
Punk was shit after The Stooges broke up.

pretty much every opinion you have is worthless

Rongi Nov 6th, 2011 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 748908)
rongi you tell the shittiest stories :tear

maybe you'll think i'm cooler if i post naked pictures of my ex girlfriend on the internet

oh wait cool people don't do that creeps with a pathological need for validation do that

Rongi Nov 6th, 2011 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 748911)
they have a box set

I know this because I have it

hey fz congratulations on being the only person on i-mockery with good taste in music :)

oh and milhouse, I guess :rolleyes

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 01:26 AM

this nigga look like he doo doo'd himself

k0k0 Nov 6th, 2011 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 748920)
maybe you'll think i'm cooler if i post naked pictures of my ex girlfriend on the internet

oh wait cool people don't do that creeps with a pathological need for validation do that

Just be sure to take some good nudes of this girl so you can show them off when she's out of your life.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 6th, 2011 01:50 AM

YEAH, SEND THEM RIGHT TO MY DICK BONE. WHEN I LISTEN TO THE WIPERS IM GOING TO THINK OF HER ON MY DICK BONE NOW.

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 01:56 AM

THE DICK BONES CONNECTED TO THE UR GIRLFRIEND

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 6th, 2011 01:57 AM

YEAH BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS CONNECTED TO MY ASS HOLE. AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES.

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 02:10 AM

IM OK WITH THAT

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 6th, 2011 02:16 AM

Assholes, go vote for my daughter so I can win shit. http://toshcommunity.comedycentral.c...ideocategories

Do it.

Rongi Nov 6th, 2011 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 748923)
Just be sure to take some good nudes of this girl so you can show them off when she's out of your life.



I looked in my fridge to find something to drink, saw this thing that looked like a bottle of snapple. I took a swig, and it tasted horrid. Turns out it was some kind of apple cider all natural vinegar drink, I have no idea who the fuck would drink this stuff for pleasure. I guess people like my asshole roommate who eats nothing but cereal and white bread

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 05:39 AM

I used to drink my room mates orange juice all the time and he didnt know about it (because I hate him) and one time he caught on and filled the OJ carton with some kind of hotsauce v8 juice shit. I took a sip and almost shit-puked out of my dick.

still i pretended like i didnt drink that either.

but i did.

elx Nov 6th, 2011 06:25 AM

goodmorning trashyho

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 06:42 AM

go back to bed.

Kitsa Nov 6th, 2011 08:07 AM

When, exactly, did this shit start?




When did trains start getting too good for their tracks? I almost got hit by one of these last year as it silently rounded a corner right into me. I didn't think it was unreasonable to expect that I could safely turn a corner in a WALKING AREA without being hit by a TRAIN. >:

This one was ringing a bell, so it wasn't as bad, but still, this seems dumb to me. What happened to the kiddie train being on a simple little round track in the middle of the aisle? Do the moms actually have to chase this shit through the mall?

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 08:30 AM

that reminds me of being in an airport and watching one of those black guys driving those taxi carts right through a crowd of people without any disregard for anyone.

it beeps but half the people have headphones on.

k0k0 Nov 6th, 2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 748938)

I looked in my fridge to find something to drink, saw this thing that looked like a bottle of snapple. I took a swig, and it tasted horrid. Turns out it was some kind of apple cider all natural vinegar drink, I have no idea who the fuck would drink this stuff for pleasure. I guess people like my asshole roommate who eats nothing but cereal and white bread

That's a coincidence. I've tried everything to get my sinus infection under control...been on antibiotics like 4 times and did the surgery, antibiotics again. Now I'm trying holistic shit and it tells me to drink 1/4th a cup of apple cider vinegar. It really is the worst stuff you can drink. It burns your throat going down and burns it while it's in the stomach. And it tastes more awful than any alcohol I've ever drank. I've been drinking it for 4 days. Fucking holistic bitches.

elx Nov 6th, 2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 748943)
go back to bed.

we should go to fox and hound and eat french fries and drink guinness. I have tonight off. :pirate

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 02:15 PM

bro. my friend works there.

IN NORTH HILLS

elx Nov 6th, 2011 02:24 PM

I was just there because I went to see that shitty paranormal activity three next door. I love that place! they always accept my fake.

elx Nov 6th, 2011 02:25 PM

less go less go less go reallllyyyy

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 02:50 PM

im broke until tommorow :(

TOMMOROWO

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 02:51 PM

PA3 was fuckin booty crumbs. The first one was great and now it's going to be like Saw >:

Zhukov Nov 6th, 2011 08:43 PM

Elx is underage, and you should remember who you really love Thrasho.

k0k0 Nov 6th, 2011 08:47 PM

Remember to get plenty of pics for us.

ThrashO Nov 6th, 2011 09:10 PM

JUST A MINI MOCKMEET GUYS CHILL

Sam Nov 6th, 2011 10:19 PM

NOT A MOCKMEET.

Sam Nov 6th, 2011 10:20 PM

IT'S A CHRISHANSENMEET.

Esuohlim Nov 6th, 2011 10:22 PM

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THESE "MINI MOCKMEETS" END UP TURNING INTO




Fathom Zero Nov 6th, 2011 10:44 PM

pumpkin candles, light-up ice cubes, and shitty computer games?

Sam Nov 6th, 2011 11:00 PM

WHEN I JERK OFF I DON'T CALL IT A MOCKMEET.

UNLIKE SOME OF US. :rolleyes


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