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executioneer Nov 11th, 2011 02:27 AM

OR IS IT

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 03:55 AM

NOPE

Esuohlim Nov 11th, 2011 04:53 AM

woops!

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2011 05:07 AM

BANNAS

Bubsy Nov 11th, 2011 05:58 AM

looksd like the bann police arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 06:13 AM

OH SHIT

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 11:38 PM

TWO

MINUTES

TO MIDNIGHT

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 11th, 2011 11:39 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 11:42 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 11th, 2011 11:43 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 11:45 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 11:47 PM

HAVE AT YOU

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 11th, 2011 11:48 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 11th, 2011 11:49 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2011 11:53 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 12th, 2011 12:07 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 12th, 2011 12:22 AM

COUP DE GRACE


Esuohlim Nov 12th, 2011 03:42 AM

Just started Chapter 3 of Mother 3 and I popped a boner once I realized the story became a bit nonlinear. How lame is that

I posted this here because that other thread is full of Skyrim fags

k0k0 Nov 12th, 2011 03:46 AM

SKYRIM YEAH!

Esuohlim Nov 12th, 2011 04:02 AM

Maybe now I'll try Oblivion :rolleyes

Oblivion is why my roommate from sophomore year had to drop out. So, in an indirect way, I love Oblivion

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 06:20 AM

nah just play morrowind morrowind is bettar

k0k0 Nov 12th, 2011 01:35 PM

Nobody ever taught me that ounces and fluid ounces are different. MY PIZZA SAUCE! IT'SA RUINED!

ThrashO Nov 12th, 2011 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 749481)
Nobody ever taught me that ounces and fluid ounces are different. MY PIZZA SAUCE! IT'SA RUINED!

i dont know why i lold

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 03:56 PM

well yeah ounces are a measure of weight/mass and fl. oz are a measure of volume. idk how that'd ruin your pizza sauce though, did you measure ingredients on a scale or something

MarioRPG Nov 12th, 2011 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749486)
well yeah ounces are a measure of weight/mass and fl. oz are a measure of volume. idk how that'd ruin your pizza sauce though, did you measure ingredients on a scale or something

yeah... that's logic at its finest

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2011 06:20 PM

or maybe he used shotglasses

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 06:32 PM

shotglasses would also be liquid measure/volume

unless he's talking about something other than actual pizza sauce i'm still confused

k0k0 Nov 12th, 2011 06:35 PM

I had the can of 8 ounces of tomato paste. The recipe also called for 8 fluid ounce of water. So I figured I could use the same can that the tomato paste came in to measure the water, since it was also 8 ounces. Didn't know there was a difference and it was like liquid pizza sauce.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 12th, 2011 06:39 PM

How did it taste though?

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 06:46 PM

edit: are you sure you used tomato PASTE? those are usually 6 oz cans not 8 oz

k0k0 Nov 12th, 2011 07:10 PM

Fuck, you're right. I used tomato sauce. I just totally fucked up my pizza because I picked up sauce instead of paste. No wonder it tasted so fucked up even though it was watery. I cook like once every month or two, so my skills at this are bad.

executioneer Nov 12th, 2011 07:16 PM

happens to the best of us dude

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2011 08:22 PM

Why would you use a recipe for anything but the dough?

Kitsa Nov 12th, 2011 10:10 PM

1) Start making french pizza, better anyway

2) Get yoself one of these.

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 01:18 AM

Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

Also I'm going to hella start playing Morrowind soon

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 01:21 AM

Without emoticons that looks like a GW post :x

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 01:22 AM

10kv ghost recommended them a while back. I never recommended them due to Gogol reminding me of an ex girlfriend. They were her favorite band and I can't stand them now because of that.

executioneer Nov 13th, 2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749516)
Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

unless you count glowbelly like a couple years ago

executioneer Nov 13th, 2011 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749269)
goin to my fav el salvadorean place + maybe karaoke

hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2011 08:44 AM

its the it was the first date and you didnt sex her itll prolly be ok base unless she really just wanted to get fucked base

when your pizza sauce is watered down you can just simmer it longer and the water will evaporate :O :O :O :O :O

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 01:35 PM

If she invites you to her house, that means she wants some meat in her oven usually. This is just a setback though. You can fix it next date, or the one after that. Or the one after that....just whenever she decides to make her move because you're going too slow.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2011 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749516)
Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

Much thanks goes out to nobody ever for the recommendation

Also I'm going to hella start playing Morrowind soon

Their new album is kinda meh compared to the last two.

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 02:10 PM

Maybe milhouse backwards likes them now that their music is lame. I could see there being people who only like bands now once they go lame. Like saying "I hated metallica until their most recent shit." or "Fucking britney spears was terrible until her last few albums". That would actually be pretty funny. "Queen was shit until Freddy Mercury died. Then it got awesome."

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 03:54 PM

I've only listened to the first album so far. LIKE OCD WOULD PERMIT ME TO DO IT ANY OTHER WAY :rolleyes

And I remember Glowbelly talking about Gogol Bordello but I thought it was more about wanting to fuck Eugene Hutz :(

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2011 04:09 PM

they're boring

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2011 04:16 PM

The green album is pretty good too.

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 05:21 PM

gogol bordello suck

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749528)
hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly

lol willie i'm in like the same position as you. i have no idea how to be cool with this punk rock chick and i feel like i am not making any progress at all and all i want to do today is do a lot drugs so i forget how much of a fuck up i am. or die

instead i will make really feeble attempts at getting my homework done

why is it that the girl i'm really interested in keeps ignoring me and the one i have no interest in constantly contacts me and wants to talk on skype and probably wants my boner. why is god such an asshole

oh wait god doesnt exist nvm

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 05:29 PM

hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

SEX PROBLEMS
I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 749562)
hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

SORRY, I greatly enjoy shitty fake creepy carnival music. Mr. Bungle, Man Man, Oingo Boingo, Stolen Babies, Dog Fashion Disco, Firewater.

This is my favorite song right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3-Ef3rpieo

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 749565)
I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

Entirely nauseated!

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 06:26 PM

I like to walk the dinosaur daily.

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2011 06:51 PM

I'm watching Extreme Couponing and hating these people. One of them got a paper route just so she could steal coupon inserts out of Sunday papers. The two I just watched were on foodstamps, and spent hundreds to amass thousand-dollar stockpiles of energy drinks and tic tacs. They could go right down to Family Services and spit in people's faces for cheaper :/

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 749565)
I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

he was probably just trying to get your heroin, you filthy junky

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2011 07:28 PM

Joke's on you, I'm clean

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 07:39 PM

man, it's too bad they don't have rehab for being an awful weirdo who pretended to be a girl on a messageboard for 2 years

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2011 08:09 PM

How long ago was that, like, 5 years now?

Man, time sure flies when contemptuous cunts like Rongi have been banned for throwing mod power hissyfits.

k0k0 Nov 13th, 2011 08:14 PM

Ooh, do me next! What's my issue?

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 749573)
Rongi have been banned for throwing mod power hissyfits.

actually i got banned because i posted my password on here and arrow x apparently posted a bunch of penis pictures or something

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 749574)
Ooh, do me next! What's my issue?

I like you k0k0! Whatever your shortcomings are, you're an alright guy by me

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2011 08:22 PM

I know, I'm the one who told ArrowX about it :lol

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 08:22 PM

that faggoty rant that was written under my account, the one in threadbackups? yeah that wasn't me

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 749577)
I know, I'm the one who told ArrowX about it :lol

lol you're friends with arrowx

that actually makes perfect sense

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 749568)
I like to walk the dinosaur daily.

is this a euphemism for jerking off

executioneer Nov 13th, 2011 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 749565)
I got dry humped in a convenience store, are you fuckheads jealous

not really? i can get drunk and get sloppy with other drunk people too, dude

Sam Nov 13th, 2011 09:50 PM

I MADE THE BEAT RETARDED SO I'M CALLIN' IT A SLOW JAM

ThrashO Nov 13th, 2011 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 749562)
hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQ6DLwV9CI

it sounds like he hooked up a $20 guitar through a distortion pedal then through a ceiling fan then through a ham radio then through an old boom box then through a banana peel and then into an amp.

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 10:06 PM

Uh, I dunno if that was an insult or not. What you just described actually sounds really cool

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2011 10:11 PM


Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2011 10:13 PM

Melvins are cool by me, too :sunglasses

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 10:13 PM

Sam whenever I see you post I get really confused and think it's something that I posted

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 749594)
Melvins are cool by me, too :sunglasses

WHAT ABOUT THE MEKONS YOU JERK >:

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 10:16 PM

i'm listening to VU's first album right now

every year I try to "get" VU and sometimes I feel like i get closer and other times i'm like "this shit sucks"

All Tomorrow's Parties is a great fucking song though

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2011 10:18 PM


ThrashO Nov 13th, 2011 10:32 PM



Any of you guys like Fugazi? It was Ian Mckay's band after Minor Threat. They got a second singer later on but it was still a pretty good band.

Or is it not cool to like Minor Threat?

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2011 10:33 PM

Oh, you like minor threat

that's cool

ThrashO Nov 13th, 2011 10:34 PM

:( did i like punk wrong? :(

ThrashO Nov 13th, 2011 10:37 PM





Great album btw, had a chance to see them in DC when I was like 16 and didn't go. I regret it.

And this. because this is pretty much the only song by black flag that I like:


Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 10:53 PM

Fugazi is one of my favorite bands. End Hits is one of the best albums ever

Rongi Nov 13th, 2011 10:54 PM

I'm even friends with the drummer on Facebook. One time, when I was drunk, I sent him a gushing message to his inbox about how great of a drummer he is. I don't think he ever read it, thank god

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2011 10:59 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2011 11:13 PM

I ate my birthday cake off a bar trash can last night.

k0k0 Nov 14th, 2011 12:38 AM

Ever since Thursday I've had that stupid song "It's So Cold in the D" stuck in my head. It's so fucking horrible, but beavis and butthead played it and now it's there. I've tried replacing it with anything I could. I played skyrim a ton and can't get those songs stuck in my head. I just keep hearing that annoyingly stupid 'it's so cold in the D' line over and over.

ThrashO Nov 14th, 2011 01:58 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH ME TOO!!

Me and my room mates will act serious about something and immediately go into this:

"Dude, you keep leaving the oven on everytime you make something and now how da fuck do we sposed' ta make peace"

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2011 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 749609)
I ate my birthday cake off a bar trash can last night.

ZUG

Aaarg Nov 14th, 2011 05:59 PM

applying to jobs i don't want (don't worry i won't get them) and looking at music blogs and also art blogs and playing a stupid super nintendo rogue-like somebody pls kill me

ThrashO Nov 14th, 2011 06:10 PM

aaarg what do you think of Shadow Run for SNES? I bought it for 9 dollars the other day but it's too damn hard to play :(

it looks cool though.

Aaarg Nov 14th, 2011 06:14 PM

is that the cyberpunk one or the one with the black monster? wait, that's shadow of the beast.

shadowrun is a game i want to like but i can't get fucking anywhere in it. i finally find a gun but get killed. fuck you! the genesis one is easier but not as cool and it gets old fast when you realized that the entire game is just doing the same stupid jobs over and over again until you make enough cash to get better equipment and then do harder jobs over and over again until you can get better equipment

ANYWAY yeah i don't know. people like it a lot. i guess it's based on a tabletop rpg or something. i couldn't get into it because i'm bad at video games. i want to like it, though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's very dated though (cyberpunk, seattle, hello 1993)

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2011 04:02 PM

sup jerks

Aaarg Nov 15th, 2011 04:04 PM

i wish i had pot and headphones so i could zone out to john fahey and not want to die

j/k i'd probably just want to die more

executioneer Nov 15th, 2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 749711)
sup jerks

SUP

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2011 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749715)
SUP

How is the lady doing?

ThrashO Nov 15th, 2011 05:07 PM

hay

executioneer Nov 15th, 2011 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 749718)
How is the lady doing?

takign her to a movie this afternoon

who wants to bet im gonna f up

Aaarg Nov 15th, 2011 05:22 PM

you may have already!!! what movie

executioneer Nov 15th, 2011 05:32 PM

j. edgar

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2011 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 749724)
hay

sup jerk

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749727)
takign her to a movie this afternoon

who wants to bet im gonna f up

what movie?

executioneer Nov 15th, 2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 749729)
j. edgar

:x

ThrashO Nov 15th, 2011 05:59 PM

remember the hole in the popcorn bag trick.

Spoilers!


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