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Zhukov Mar 29th, 2012 10:44 PM

Are you posting spam in cyrillic? :lol

ThrashO Mar 29th, 2012 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756785)
White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?

I've seen a few here, I call them Ali G's. I just really hate british people, even nice ones. When they say "cheers" after everything I want to cut them in the eyes with a spaghettio can lid.

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2012 12:05 AM

Where is Dole when someone needs a lecture on British superiority?

Zhukov Mar 30th, 2012 01:01 AM

You would probably like Australia; it's 'cheers mate', or 'cunt' after every sentence.

ThrashO Mar 30th, 2012 01:20 AM

i mean austin powers was pretty cool but thats about it really. scones taste like shit.

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2012 09:53 AM

It is still odd to me that Hickman is older than Rongi. :eek

Bloody Rongi. >:

Happy Birthday to those guys, I guess. :rolleyes

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2012 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756639)
Tadao is the Fagin of the board? All training up the homeless to be worthless bags of shit?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHOSHIT

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 749607)
I used to love doing pixel art, I don't do much art lately though, really want to get back into it.

This was for a contest over at Pixel Joint where the theme was parallel universes, I got 3rd place :]


Jesus, good job. Whooduthunk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756785)
White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?

Well, it would be "Spastic Insane Mickey's Malt Liquor-Drinking Jersey Retard That Cuts People" except in this country we have widespread gun violence instead of omnipresent stabbing deaths. So, no

Kitsa Mar 31st, 2012 08:17 AM

Woke up today with my eyes swollen shut. I wish the plants would finish their spring orgy so I can see and breathe again because the seasonal allergy thing is getting old.

It looked awesome, though. Kind of like Jabba the Hutt's eyelids.

Colonel Flagg Mar 31st, 2012 09:49 AM

Allergies. 52 years and counting.

:boot

All Hail Duke Mar 31st, 2012 02:58 PM

exactly
spring can fuck right off

Kitsa Mar 31st, 2012 03:22 PM

The damnedest thing is sometimes the Claritin works and sometimes it doesn't. When it works it's really good.

Also I tore my last contact lens so my right eye is doing the work of 1 1/2, I think that's how you say it in accurate ophthalmologic terms

ThrashO Mar 31st, 2012 04:01 PM

my best friend wanted to go golfing. I hate golfing and my allergies are assholes.

long story short we used his clubs and each one of them has about 2 ounces or more of my snot on them.

Otto Mar 31st, 2012 06:56 PM


bloop

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2012 07:04 PM

fuck yes

kahljorn Mar 31st, 2012 11:12 PM

Got mittens?

ThrashO Mar 31st, 2012 11:42 PM

that fucking kicks ass :melt

kahljorn Apr 1st, 2012 12:49 AM

look we need to ban that pussymelt icon or rename it to :pussymelt

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2012 02:49 AM

That's an awesome tattoo. Fucking great.


Kahl: :p

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2012 03:55 AM

can someone tell me what it is in a person that makes them addicted to russian opera


ThrashO Apr 1st, 2012 01:10 PM

1:18 "He pound my ass"

Babs Apr 1st, 2012 04:36 PM

Russianopera (insert Trololo)

Kitsa Apr 1st, 2012 10:24 PM

I was more fascinated watching their faces contort. They all think they need to sing with their eyebrows wayway up.

I won a Stella Artois chalice. I think they're not hard to win. You go to the Visit the Chalice Factory thing on their page and go through the "tour". I, and three other people I know who "won", picked the green crystal and gold rim. Then you give them your info and they send it to you.

I haven't had Stella Artois so I know nothing about it. But I've got a chalice coming. Either I'll need to try some or it will really bring out the bouquet in my Pepsi Max.

Babs Apr 1st, 2012 10:42 PM

Or you can ask me for one and ill send you one, seeing as my work has endless amounts of them.

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2012 10:45 PM

:pagebrak

MarioRPG Apr 1st, 2012 11:47 PM

You all better not be April foolin' because I want me a chalice now.

ThrashO Apr 2nd, 2012 01:27 AM

hehehehe. mahlek. hehehe. mahlak.

im sorry its hypnotizing :melt

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2012 04:04 AM

I hate April Fool's. Never occurred to me to lie about a promotional chalice.

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2012 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756945)
HEY NEW PEOPLE: Bill here posted a meme but he won't get an infraction from me because he's an established cool dude and the system is broken, so don't get any funny ideas. :picklehat That means you Thrash0 >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753666)
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THAT CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO GETS ALL SORTS OF NUDE IN fuck who cares about the name of the movie, anyway

I wanted to see Ren Stevens naked since I was 12 and I am definitely not disappointed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753483)
IS PJ HARVERY PRETTY? I THINK THE JURY IS STILL OUT

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 738330)
he looks like frankie muniz with a wig on

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 738333)
IT'S OKAY THAT YOU WANT TO BANG FRANKIE MUNIZ LIKE AN OLD SCREEN DOOR, FATHOM, WE'VE ALL GONE THROUGH THAT STAGE

..

Esuohlim Apr 2nd, 2012 05:22 AM

getting i-mock retweeted by pub is the highest of honors

Pub Lover Apr 2nd, 2012 05:44 AM

You get all my #ff, sexy. :love

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756968)
I never saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall but I GOT TRICKED into seeing a picture of Jason Segel's dick and I am still very mad at that person


Zhukov Apr 2nd, 2012 01:46 PM

FUCK IT

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2012 02:44 PM

people around here need more specific instructions than that

Tadao Apr 2nd, 2012 03:58 PM

Hey Kitsa, if I gave you a 20 dollar bill, what would you say?

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2012 08:14 PM

Idk but I'm sure it would be a legendary example of my general wit and like ability and so on

Tadao Apr 2nd, 2012 08:36 PM

;)

Big McLargehuge Apr 2nd, 2012 08:44 PM

You two :rolleyes

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2012 08:48 PM

Likability. Stupid phone.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 3rd, 2012 01:01 AM

<----10,000 day old ghost

Tadao Apr 3rd, 2012 01:25 AM

lickability

kahljorn Apr 3rd, 2012 01:29 AM

liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 3rd, 2012 01:58 AM

Libelbility

Esuohlim Apr 3rd, 2012 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 757003)
<----10,000 day old ghost

:eek

10,000 pickles and zugs

Kitsa Apr 3rd, 2012 09:31 AM

Happy bday

also- Did you get your chalice, Mario?

ThrashO Apr 3rd, 2012 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757005)
liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

fucked with the lay-ability of 10,000 ghosts.

Colonel Flagg Apr 3rd, 2012 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 756997)
Likability. Stupid phone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757004)
lickability

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757005)
liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 757008)
Libelbility

lability :chem

Colonel Flagg Apr 3rd, 2012 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 756992)
Hey Kitsa, if I gave you a 20 dollar bill, what would you say?

Say "Thanks" and buy some Claritin-D. Just a suggestion.

Tadao Apr 3rd, 2012 07:57 PM

IF ONLY IT WAS THAT EASY

Kitsa Apr 3rd, 2012 09:38 PM

I don't have the energy to be witty anymore.

Tadao Apr 3rd, 2012 09:44 PM


Kitsa Apr 3rd, 2012 09:53 PM

or to photoshop anything onto the white vellum that is his bodily canvas

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2012 10:44 PM

Dylan, Kitsa makes me want to skin you. So if that happens. This is why.

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2012 10:49 PM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....ostcount=17397

:|

Kitsa Apr 3rd, 2012 10:58 PM

hahahahah

Mr Kitsa saw that and said, "Is that Julian Assange?"

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2012 11:59 PM

it's a raper

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2012 12:02 AM

Someone also said I look like Duane Allman.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 4th, 2012 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 757062)

Did anyone begin james vanderbeek

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2012 02:19 AM

You would know that, wouldn't you?

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2012 02:20 AM

I think you should kill yourself, dilbert

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2012 02:23 AM

MY NAME IS DOCTOR RAPE

ThrashO Apr 4th, 2012 03:11 AM

WHATS THE PROGNOSIS

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2012 03:27 AM

sigh

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2012 04:51 AM

Thrash0 I had a good friend burn your house to the ground.

Thrash0 don't talk to me.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2012 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757071)
She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar, except way better looking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 738672)
She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar

Did you sexually imprint on the movie Cruel Intentions or something?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 756972)
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757076)
not the charmin' bear

The Hair Bear Bunch shit in a zoo. :cartoonbears

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2012 11:46 AM

ESUOHLIM I HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT

WHEN YOU MAKE BREAKFAST I PRETEND I CONTROL YOUR CHOICE IN CEREAL

Tadao Apr 4th, 2012 02:26 PM

I think the charmin bear still shits in the woods


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 4th, 2012 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 757081)


The Hair Bear Bunch shit in a zoo. :cartoonbears

Fucking love the hair bear bunch. <3

:wank

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2012 06:52 PM


Tadao Apr 5th, 2012 07:41 PM

Who is Michael Wolfe and is he trying to mock me or be me? >:

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2012 08:34 PM

I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT

Tadao Apr 5th, 2012 09:15 PM

I have to find a new avatar now >:

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2012 10:14 PM

I am going to download this collection of Russ Meyer movies.

For academic purposes.

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2012 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 757081)
Did you sexually imprint on the movie Cruel Intentions or something?

:x

Buffy is way down on my list of bangable TV ladies though.

She might even be a few spots below the current bailiff on Judge Joe Brown, who is pretty milfy :eyebrows

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2012 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 757085)
ESUOHLIM I HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT

WHEN YOU MAKE BREAKFAST I PRETEND I CONTROL YOUR CHOICE IN CEREAL

Fathom next week I am coming back with a sweet tan

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2012 10:55 AM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 6th, 2012 12:02 PM


kahljorn Apr 6th, 2012 05:59 PM

so bill doyou remember when i said most of the girls at my school are ugly?

i guess its some kind of city-wide epidemic to the point that iw as hanging out with some people and they won't even drink in that town

Zomboid Apr 6th, 2012 06:55 PM

were u live bro, i wanna get some ugly pussy lol

kahljorn Apr 6th, 2012 09:50 PM

lol
also i shouldve said they aren't really ugly they're just really weird looking. Maybe they're just british or something idk

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 6th, 2012 10:21 PM

Did you ever find that chick with the left 4 dead shirt. She sounded at least worth talking to hot. Nerdy bitches found out how to be hot in the last ten years.

kahljorn Apr 6th, 2012 10:59 PM

no theres a nerd chick in my class right now that could be her but she's always talking to these annoying dudes so i dont even bother

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2012 11:26 PM

You have to wear an equally nerdy shirt and then sidle up beside them so you'll look better by comparison

Zomboid Apr 7th, 2012 12:04 AM

Man, I have pretty much nothing but horror/nerdy shirts. I need to invest in some adult clothes.

kahljorn Apr 7th, 2012 04:51 AM

i pretty much have all black and grey shirts with no designs on them

Babs Apr 7th, 2012 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 757137)
Man, I have pretty much nothing but horror/nerdy shirts. I need to invest in some adult clothes.

Same about the horror shit. I think I own one button up and I'm pretty sure it doesn't even fit me.

RaNkeri Apr 7th, 2012 08:08 AM

...horror shirts?

Colonel Flagg Apr 7th, 2012 08:44 AM

'sup RannyK?

RaNkeri Apr 7th, 2012 08:59 AM

Nothing special. Studying hard, playing the game, checking out the ladies. The usual.

You?

Tadao Apr 7th, 2012 03:10 PM

:rolleyes


Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757141)
i pretty much have all black and grey shirts with no designs on them

Same. I gave up the pop-culture reference shirts after high school.

Tadao Apr 7th, 2012 03:48 PM

I still were my NMN shirts

Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2012 04:11 PM

Does it say "NO SEX, ONLY FUCKING" :eek

Tadao Apr 7th, 2012 04:35 PM

I wish. It's this one.



I also have this one from the show last year



My buddy used to let me wear his "Mr Happy" in Santa Cruz to scare all the hippies.

Tadao Apr 7th, 2012 04:37 PM

PS the OLD shirt has the words OLD in a film that doesn't really show up. I have a feeling that the older and more used the shirt is, the more the words OLD show up.

Colonel Flagg Apr 7th, 2012 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 757146)
Nothing special. Studying hard, playing the game, checking out the ladies. The usual.

You?

Gotta get taxes done this weekend. Fun stuff.

Fathom Zero Apr 7th, 2012 07:00 PM

http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/20661207527

Babs Apr 8th, 2012 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 757143)
...horror shirts?

Whore shirts. We're talking about men's midriff shirts. You wouldn't understand, it's a fad catching on over here in the states.

Kitsa Apr 8th, 2012 12:10 AM

I'm drunk at a scifi convention

This is dangerous ground

Babs Apr 8th, 2012 12:45 AM

Show some skin so I can hurry up and bust a super nova.

Kitsa Apr 8th, 2012 01:13 AM

Yeah, no.


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