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Tadao Jan 15th, 2013 04:33 PM

Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.

Nick Jan 15th, 2013 06:20 PM

Mhm.

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2013 10:21 PM

i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths

stevetothepast Jan 17th, 2013 10:05 AM

ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765130)
View Profile: Pub Lover

Total Posts: 18,382 (4.77 posts per day)

View Profile: Tadao

Total Posts: 19,475 (5.06 posts per day)


:eek :lol :cry :orgasm

Good work!

Now to post over 1000 times in a row. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 764919)
I think I need to go pray.

To who, Babs?

TO WHO?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 764920)
Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.

Most certainly. :rock

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764921)
Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

:drunk

I had to look that up.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 764922)
There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr

Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764927)
Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.

Does Whiskey Medicine ever work? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 764930)
Happy new years fuckers.

Happy fuck you, Dimmy. :)

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 764931)
HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.

Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 764945)
baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.

You criminal, you.

What animal is your prison tattoo going to be?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

That is some serious sounding flu. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
It sucks.

How much does it suck?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
It sucks mightily.

That is sucky. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

No wonder you're on the Whiskey.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764946)
I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.

Also having a non-compromised immune system helps.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 764949)
i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/

You have an immune system that works. :D

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 764952)
They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.

If everyone did have them could we all stop getting the flu?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 764978)
We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."

Tadao is intimately known to all the girlfriends.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764982)
I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.

Well, she'd need you to pull it out for her to speak.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 764994)
Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?

Do they they make them small enough? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:46 PM

Is this the page brak?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:46 PM

OH NO YOU DON'T!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:46 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:47 PM

hahahahahhahaa

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:47 PM

bugger!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:48 PM

Everytime you post I have to post more. :eek

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:48 PM


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:50 PM

I can't find the missed brak thing.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:50 PM

So here is T with homo problems.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:51 PM


Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:51 PM

I think in response to Pub's replies I'll try to get today's pic of my and my love.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765187)

Yay for Dylan snipples.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:54 PM

lol i forgot my password to picthingy

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 764998)
Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.

You should see his balloon animal show. Sans balloons, of course.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765003)
so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

The god of shitty clothes and circumstances. Sounds about right.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:56 PM

hahaha I found it I'm so predictable :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765009)
I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it :(

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This. I'mma ordering it.

Did this arrive yet? :eek

Tadao Jan 17th, 2013 06:58 PM

hhaha it is the pics for my normal life :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765015)
Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.

The best suggestion.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765019)
hahahahaaha

You and me, pal.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765021)
totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!

I see. :blah

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765021)
went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.

Quite the collection. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 765024)
how many do you have in total?

More than eight.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765025)
8+

:highfive

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765038)

:hypno

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 765053)
I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half >:

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks :(


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:11 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765060)
8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

Do you have plans for your army? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:13 PM

[quote=Aaarg;765061]also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

Yeah. You can. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:13 PM

POST EDIT. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765062)
You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

Bowie and Eno did 3 albums together. Low Heroes and Lodger.

I know I've listened to Lodger a few times but I can never remember a dam thing about it. :(

I was going to comment on the Berlin albums but I couldn't even remember the name of that one. :eek

I like Boys Keep Swinging off it.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765063)
I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

I watched the start of it because I wanted to see a comedy at the time.

:emoticonsigh

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765064)
Ugh, one of our dogs bit our neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

Quick, put all your money offshore. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765065)
First off, how is it not your fault?

Good question. It probably is his fault.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765067)
It's not like I went outside and demanded that the family dog run off and bite the neighbor. Before yesterday they've never done anything more than bark at things, they're little bitty rat-terrier/poodle mixes. They weight like 3 pounds, I have no idea what got into them.

I've never considered them my dogs, either. More like our dogs.

They sound like dreadful dogs. You should have shot them as soon as you could hold a gun. Just like your dad always wanted you to.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765070)
:rolleyes

Glad to see the grammar police on the case. :sunglasses

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765071)
I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

But we'll know.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:25 PM

In our hearts.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:25 PM

We'll know.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765072)
Ours still implies ownership and responsibility upon your part.

T only knows how to play Hardball.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:30 PM

[12:26] Shrub: http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/a-ver...t-night-video/
[12:27] Pubbles: wolves. :O
[12:28] Shrub: mentals
[12:28] Pubbles: haha
[12:28] Shrub: rapists dream
[12:29] Pubbles: as if caused by my thinking his name: T is messaging me.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765073)
We are at a fault since we own the dog, but I took issue with my father explicitly telling me that it was my fault since he was the one who decided to move us up on top of shit mountain. He also told me that our dogs would be fine just wandering around.

This just makes me wish I had not agreed to move out here, it isn't exactly as great as he had made it seem.

So at the nub we all agree that you're to blame in the end.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765074)
Daddy complex :lol You should go to the big city and learn to be a man who takes responsibility for their inaction. IE: you will never make any tips.

Nick, I think we might not be the best support group for your problems.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765077)
Hey, as long as I can sell my script to the big wigs that'd make up for not making any tips.

Right? RIGHT?

No one wants to watch a movie about a guy that can't look after his dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765078)
No

True Story. :|

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765080)
well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

Maybe Bowie never released an album but said he did and we all believed him.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:38 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765083)
i mean what is the lawsuit gonna consist of
its a fuckin poodle

I GOT THIS BITE THAT KINDA HURT A LITTLE BIT
JUDGE: DID U HAVE TO HAVE SKIN GRAFTING OR STITCHES
NO BUT IT HURT A LItTLE
JUDGE: OK

I thought Americans sued over every little thing and always won and that is why you're a nation of pussies.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrub

i might have just watched that 3 times

peepee cockapoopoo

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765085)
I don't know, really. Alabama is one of those states that has a first bite clause, but I still feel bad that the dog bit someone. I looked at it and it did break the skin, probably not too seriously, but that's still not cool.

SHOOT. THE. DOG.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:43 PM

All dogs, I guess. Look I hate dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:44 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765086)
The dog is gonna be put down and his father is looking for this fuel to further his openly volatile hatred for the kid who wont leave home. lol

Actually. I might watch that movie, Nick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765087)
I bet you'll listen to lodger 5 times and never remember a thing about it. It must be a mind control thing.

Maybe it is the one that tricks people into liking Eno. :hypno

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765230)
peepee cockapoopoo


Oh for fuck's sake...

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765088)
did they provoke the attack?

It was pre-emptive. They knew the neighbour was hoarding WMD.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765089)
burn after reading is actually really funny but i still feel bad for brad pitt

i dolike how the movie ends though. "just crazy"

the fucking machine was totally censored though. the dildo was censored so it basically just looked like a moving chair

Didn't someone make a gif of Kitsa shooting Pitt in the face? Good times.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765092)
From what we were told they didn't. She went to go throw a box or something away and noticed them barking but wasn't paying attention to them. Then one of them nipped her heel. Or something like that.

And by 'box' she means 'Kurds' and 'throw' she means 'gas'.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765096)
just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

Telling the woman she looks like livestock will totally win her over.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765096)
if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

The dad hates the dogs almost as much as he hates Nick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765097)
so im trying to fill out my fafsa and it wont let me continue the application until i enter which highschool i graduated from
but i never graduated from highschool

it asks the same question if i say that i got a GED.
lol.

Lie?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765099)
When I took the GED I had to do it at a school. It was an adult school called West Valley Occupational Center.

So I guess even with a GED, there is a school that is supposed to have records.

Yeah, I thought that would be the case. I still think lying is the best plan though.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765100)
We have cattle in a pasture out back, so the most we've had in this area are coyotes from time to time. They never come close to where people live though, because they're smart little bastards. They usually keep to the outskirts of the woods.

Put down food for them. Once your neighbour has a coyote infestation she'll forget all about your shitfuck dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765102)
Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.

:love

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765104)
Mhm.

>:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765112)
i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths

Gotta love those coyotes.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 765148)
ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to

What is the world fucking coming to, Steve?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765161)
Good work!

Now to post over 1000 times in a row. :eek

Slow going. D:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765162)
To who, Babs?

TO WHO?

You have no fucking idea, Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765163)
Most certainly. :rock

Real imaginative, fuckhead.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765164)
I had to look that up.

I didn't really look it up.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765165)
Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?

Gnarly People.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765166)
Does Whiskey Medicine ever work? :eek

Gin Medicine is working for me right now. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765167)
Happy fuck you, Dimmy. :)

┌П┐(_)┌П┐

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765168)
Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her. :eek

Or anyone. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765169)
You criminal, you.

What animal is your prison tattoo going to be?

I mean as well as your cheek spider tattoo.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765170)
That is some serious sounding flu. :eek

It is like business flu. No time for party flu.


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