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Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2013 07:10 AM

He said.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2013 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765811)

PUB SNIPPLES. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2013 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765943)
Went to a bar for the first time in a very long time.

Drank no alcohol.

Had absolutely horrible, inedible food.

You must need the alcohol to tolerate the food.

I need the alcohol to tolerate life.

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2013 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 765944)
sup

wudoin

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2013 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765945)
Yeah basically

Not that that's so different from what anyone else does.

But you get the extra kicker of our misogyny. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 26th, 2013 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765946)
You could understand him? What'd he say?

Nick.

Babs Jan 26th, 2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765946)
You could understand him? What'd he say?

Do it. Join me.

Babs Jan 26th, 2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 675932)
Miami Vice, fuck yeah

I miss this fat ass.

Babs Jan 26th, 2013 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765948)
PUB SNIPPLES. :eek

I would put the page brak on this body, but I'm too babs about it.

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2013 08:30 PM

I played with penguins today.

Penguins poop a lot.

Kitsa Jan 26th, 2013 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765951)
But you get the extra kicker of our misogyny. :eek

You call it mysogyny, I call it laziness

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2013 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765962)
I played with penguins today.

Penguins poop a lot.

What kind? Clearly not the vicious little bastard kind.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2013 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765964)
You call it mysogyny, I call it laziness

Like all absurd prejudices; a mix of laziness and ignorance.

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2013 08:14 PM

I'm full of both.

Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 07:40 AM

Scanning............Scanning..............Scanning ..........

Tadao Jan 28th, 2013 08:37 AM

dic pic found

Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 10:58 AM

Yours again? FUCK!

Tadao Jan 28th, 2013 11:56 AM

I know Pub can't find it :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2013 05:38 PM

Those pants go all the way down?

Aaarg Jan 28th, 2013 07:27 PM

omg dixy

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:29 PM

I'm going to go drink some coffee. I'll be right back. #twitterdotcom

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:36 PM

Yay coffee. Leek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:38 PM

I was going to cross post that precoffee post on twitter but I thought "nah, no one on twitter wants to read that." So clearly I think of here as a place for things that are too dull for twitter.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:38 PM

Have you guys ever read twitter? Bloody hell.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:39 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:40 PM

So I had this dream last night that Noel Fielding wouldn't let me go to my dorm to study until I had wanked him off.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:40 PM

I wasn't allowed to look him in the eyes though.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:41 PM

And he kept insisting that I should use my mouth once I had started.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:41 PM

And the entire time he was completely limp.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:42 PM

This is no longer the dream thread.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:43 PM

Everyone else post your dreams in the proper dream thread.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 765980)
Scanning............Scanning..............Scanning ..........

Hullo CiG, how are you doing?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765981)
dic pic found

I think she said no the last time I drunkenly offered.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:46 PM

I should PM some dick pics to Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 765984)
Yours again? FUCK!

T wanted me to give him something in return for his dick pics. I forget what.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765985)
I know Pub can't find it :lol

Everyone says they deleted the pics you sent them. :(

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:49 PM

I'd say that was a crime.:eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:49 PM

Except I think I deleted the Seven Force dick pics I had. :(

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:50 PM

And I don't want to go to dick pic deleters prison. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 765991)
Those pants go all the way down?

Occasionally.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765992)
omg dixy

omg Aaarg

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:55 PM


Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 09:57 PM

None of my Aaarg images are tagged. Well that is my next half hour planned out.

Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 09:59 PM

Doing totally awesome here! Hope yall (well most of yall) are doing good. Dick pix for everyone! FREE WILLY! Also Philadelphia has been super kind to me, other than the whole colder than Chojin's heart and snow thing.

Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 10:01 PM

Nice pic!

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766017)
Doing totally awesome here!

Glad to hear it. :)

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766017)
Hope yall (well most of yall) are doing good.

We're all doing really well. Except for Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766017)
Dick pix for everyone!

If only. :yum

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766017)
FREE WILLIE!

Nothing can free him from his pony nightmare. :(

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:16 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766017)
Also Philadelphia has been super kind to me, other than the whole colder than Chojin's heart and snow thing.

Yay for cream cheese.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766018)
Nice pic!

It is pertinent to my interests.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766017)
FREE WILLY!


Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 10:30 PM

Not exactly what I meant, also, I'm totally cool with mlp. by free willy, I meant let the Dickens pix flow like cream cheese lava. topped with internet aspie tears. man I miss the nsfw thread something fierce.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766028)
man I miss the nsfw thread something fierce.

Wasn't it full of anime and bondage? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766028)
by free willy, I meant let the Dickens pix flow like cream cheese lava. topped with internet aspie tears.

Sounds delicious. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766028)
I'm totally cool with mlp.

I've got nothing against any cartoon for kids.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:34 PM

Seriously no problems with any cartoon for kids.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:35 PM

Rock on with your animated selves, Cartoons for Kids.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:36 PM

Now...

Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766029)
Wasn't it full of anime and bondage? :eek

It was freedom. Or at least that's how I want to remember it.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:36 PM

Dudes that...

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:37 PM

ADULT DUDES that...

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:38 PM

...wank over cartoon ponies and post pics of the cumstained toys to tumblr without tagging said pics are my bane.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:38 PM

My internet bane.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:39 PM

I don't even know why I follow them.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766035)
It was freedom. Or at least that's how I want to remember it.

We're just so oppressed by all the rules here, man.

Dixie Jan 28th, 2013 10:44 PM

For realz. I dunno anything about whatever pony fetish anyone might have, don't really care. there are worse things out there......like mtv.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:45 PM

How is M... Oh wait. I remember modern MTV's schedule. All those 13 and pregnant shows Liquidstatik keeps talking about.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 766042)
I dunno anything about whatever... ...fetish anyone might have, don't really care.

Not enough people have a Sad, Lonely Nerd Loser fetish. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765990)
How can McVities taste like someone pressed them together from wet sand and yet have NO DIETARY FIBER IN THEM WHATSOEVER?

They have a grainy grass thing stamped into the top and everything. They're not digestives, they're LIES. >:(

I ate so many of those as a child. I dipped them in tea. Then spilt the tea so I didn't have to drink it. When did I become a person that never eats cookies? :eek I could really stretch this out for about six posts.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:52 PM

Then it would go over the page.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:52 PM

Biscuits not cookies. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:53 PM

If I'm going to pretend I haven't heard of a city; then I should say biscuits.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:53 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766045)
When did I become a person that never eats biscuits? :eek

When all my relatives that made me drink tea died. :(

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2013 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766038)
...wank over cartoon ponies and post pics of the cumstained toys to tumblr without tagging said pics are my bane.

Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2013 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765990)
How can McVities taste like someone pressed them together from wet sand and yet have NO DIETARY FIBER IN THEM WHATSOEVER?

They have a grainy grass thing stamped into the top and everything. They're not digestives, they're LIES. >:(

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766051)
Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

Seeing as they were custom made and provision wasn't made to make them accommodating, I'd say he hasn't done anything shudder-worthy with them.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766052)
Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes

I remember that. I think I just told myself that she'd had a stale pack/was an idiot woman.

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2013 07:27 AM

They had extra long legs so they could be tied to things.

Or potentially tie people to things.

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766055)
But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

I can't imagine you'd protest his non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766056)
I can't imagine you'd protest his CONSENSUAL non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

:eek

Colonel Flagg Jan 29th, 2013 02:00 PM

Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 05:23 PM

yours is hawt

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 06:37 PM

This place is dead as my soul. WHERE DUH SHIT IS EVERYONE. What happened to MattJack, BTC, CiG, ettctetctetc. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT TAD IS GONE, WUT DUH FUX N166ERZ

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 656316)
" I WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN REAL LIFE ON AIM OR YAHOO"

The second cumming well begin in 1976 days.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2013 07:03 PM

Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

Feel free to use that one.

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 766063)
Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

You know you're still my baby.

Bill aint got no time for me anymore. Don't lie, I aint yo baby any more.

You don't have to leave yet do you?:tear

why it gotta end like this?

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 07:32 PM

Just noticed Chojin died

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 766058)
Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

As a halloween avatar, it should. I like to keep my politics fresh.

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2013 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766065)
Just noticed Chojin died

he didn't die

He just transmuted into kettlebells.

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:24 AM

AND HE DOESN'T GIVE "SQUAT" ABOUT US

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:26 AM

JUST AS LONG AS HE KEEPS HIS CHIN UP

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:32 AM

Seriously, everyone is gone now.

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:36 AM

Where is sam, gus, cig, shit even milhouse barely comes around. Willie left and said he'll never come back. What about zhukov? Sacks and bigtimecow. Wiffles and elx. WHHHY! GOD DAMN THIS WORLD

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:05 AM

Why do those people not come here anymore?

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:06 AM

Short answer: You.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:06 AM

Long answer: Me.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:07 AM

:pagebrak


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