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Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 12:54 PM

Who braked every page? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 518559)
Pub Lover, don't take this the wrong way, but you look a lot like Satan.

:posh

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770941)
Backdoor love is the savory forbidden fruit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770940)
this year was good for space.... we saw Ceres and Pluto up-close

But not Uranus for years.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 465317)
pub lover i'm gonna have to ask you to leave

I know. :(

Tadao Aug 10th, 2015 07:11 PM

hrm, did someone find my secret not so secret Dilbert?

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770947)
hrm, did someone find my secret not so secret Dilbert?

No. :eek


Something else was deleted. :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 07:27 PM

ALSO, how was it a year ago that you did that?! I thought it was last month not 2014. The fuck is going on.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770183)
I know Esuohlim removed the hidden Stacy Dash butt I hid in here.

I hid it in the post quote image. I thought myself so clever. :sleep

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I hid it in the post quote image. I thought myself so clever. :sleep

Something like this. Secret Brak.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 07:52 PM

Quote:

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Viewing Printable Version
I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Now there is an idea.

Tadao Aug 10th, 2015 07:59 PM

Dude, time = :wank :( :death

Otto Aug 11th, 2015 12:42 AM

I bought a hi fi console yesterday! I only wish I could keep it on the front porch, so I could listen to my 78s while polishing a revolver and giving my neighbors menacing grins.

Colonel Flagg Aug 13th, 2015 03:21 PM

Just to reminisce a little .....
Whatever happened to Kulturkampf?

Tadao Aug 13th, 2015 05:31 PM

FUCK YOU! I challenge you to chess again when I get to it!

WTF ever happened to RoG? is he too good to mix with the slime!

OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU DESERTED US!

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 13th, 2015 10:08 PM

WHERE'S PUB?

Colonel Flagg Aug 13th, 2015 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770958)
FUCK YOU! I challenge you to chess again when I get to it!

Oh, it's so on. :shocked

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2015 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 770957)
Just to reminisce a little .....
Whatever happened to Kulturkampf?

He rubbed peanut butter on his balls and his dog ate him.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770958)
WTF ever happened to RoG? is he too good to mix with the slime

He saves his energy for yelling at conventions.
Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770959)
WHERE'S PUB?

Danny asked me to leave. Read my fricking posts. I don't need to be here until 2016.

Colonel Flagg Aug 14th, 2015 11:56 AM

Hi Pub.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2015 03:31 PM

Hey!

ChrisGlass Aug 14th, 2015 05:00 PM

Hey

Tadao Aug 14th, 2015 08:35 PM

Ho!

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 15th, 2015 02:51 AM

TO THA WINDOWSSSSSSS

Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2015 04:13 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Aug 18th, 2015 06:41 PM

Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?

I hope that happens to me one day.

Wiffles Aug 21st, 2015 03:38 AM

if its a Real-doll, why not ;3

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 21st, 2015 03:22 PM

Howdy Doody with a fleshlight.

Tadao Aug 21st, 2015 03:28 PM

I'm gonna need some one to pull the strings on a Realdoll. You don't seem to bust ZBF.

Otto Aug 22nd, 2015 12:16 PM

I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2015 01:15 PM

This will be the most important thing you can do for a bro.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 26th, 2015 02:03 PM

WE ARE JUST SO CHATTY, HUH DUDES?

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2015 06:22 PM

Posting on a forum is too much like going outside.

Otto Aug 26th, 2015 06:47 PM

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

Tadao Aug 26th, 2015 10:42 PM

They are all here. Mostly lurkers, but they are here.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 27th, 2015 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 770977)
This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2015 11:49 AM

I like not being considered the strangest one here.

kahljorn Aug 28th, 2015 01:51 AM

hi

Otto Aug 28th, 2015 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770979)
You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A MYRIAD OF CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL DISORDERS >:o

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 28th, 2015 09:46 AM

Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 28th, 2015 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 770981)
hi

:meat

Otto Aug 28th, 2015 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770983)
Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo, but at least I'm not ZBF!

































pretty sure that's the only thing that's keeping me alive....

Tadao Aug 28th, 2015 12:21 PM

:highfive

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 28th, 2015 10:50 PM

Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2015 02:54 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2015 02:55 AM

Haha.

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2015 03:00 AM


Otto Aug 29th, 2015 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770987)
Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

??????

Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 30th, 2015 05:53 PM

I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Tadao Aug 30th, 2015 06:50 PM

:pagebrak

Otto Aug 30th, 2015 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770992)
I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all the more rewarding when I surgically alter you into a sentient pumpkin.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 31st, 2015 09:06 AM

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2015 09:20 AM

Or did he? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770997)
Sep 1st, 2015, 06:31 AM Aug 31st
You all know what day that is! It's they day before all the new people and seasonal posters show up.

It's Vet day!

Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770968)
Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?

I hope that happens to me one day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770969)
if its a Real-doll, why not ;3

*mumbles* Something something functioning genitals defeating the point or something.

Otto Aug 31st, 2015 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770995)
That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat

My insane pen scratchings pass as art, I get a free pass in most places. The trick is to only do it in places where people look like they can name more than two artists (and in my state you have to qualify it with "Thomas Kinkade doesn't count".)

Tadao Aug 31st, 2015 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770998)
Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 31st, 2015 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 578205)
Shut up Rankeri you big ol' bag of antlers

:lol :lol

do a search for "esuohlim" you'll get a lot of great lines like this

Tadao Aug 31st, 2015 11:07 PM

Maybe on Vet day we pardon 1 vet.

Otto Aug 31st, 2015 11:51 PM

so i picked up drawing again for the first time in like five months. You jerks want to see some fucking goddamn art?

Tadao Sep 1st, 2015 01:43 AM

Is it Hentai?

Otto Sep 1st, 2015 01:49 AM

noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Otto Sep 1st, 2015 01:54 AM




10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 1st, 2015 01:57 AM

I like it.

Did nazis ever have genies? That should have been their goal.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 1st, 2015 02:04 AM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12115

Tadao Sep 1st, 2015 02:04 AM

Those are Jawsome!

Otto Sep 2nd, 2015 02:12 PM

Also going to get to work on two comix now that I'm on something to keep my anxiety tamped down. Have to put up some character sketches.

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771023)
I have images saved since 2005 and earlier. I don't know the context of most of these anymore. Half of these I probably never posted here! But I'm sure some people here (PUB) have been collecting images (PUB) with creepy meticulousness for years (PUB LOVER) and it's time to post that shit again. A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. I'm going to keep adding to the thread and I encourage participation. This is about having fun!

I very nearly made a picture nostalgia post the other day. I was looking for the Missed Brak Fool image for the previous page but my photobucket was filled with insane garbage that I did not understand. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 771019)
Time for what again?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770998)
Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771024)
EIGHT MONTHS OF HALLOWEEN, SON :picklehat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771025)
Only 8 months this year? :(

This is some high stakes gambling we've got here. What if we're bluffing and have to go home to our husbands and explain we lost all of our housekeeping halloweens?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771003)
:rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771023)


:( :( :(

I'm doing even less ok now than I was that time. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2015 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771027)

This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2015 02:00 PM

What is the :puke emotion command again? >:

Pub Lover Sep 3rd, 2015 02:02 PM


Tadao Sep 4th, 2015 03:49 AM


Tadao Sep 4th, 2015 03:51 AM

:rolleyes

Tadao Sep 4th, 2015 03:53 AM

Can I be a mod?

Colonel Flagg Sep 4th, 2015 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771033)
Can I be a mod?

We've been down this road before. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2015 03:05 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Sep 6th, 2015 09:04 PM

I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

Otto Sep 7th, 2015 12:27 AM

i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and two pints of booze and all I did was sleep all day and throw up in the morning

i wonder if i set my house on fire if the smoke will make me pass out before I start burning

Tadao Sep 7th, 2015 01:04 AM

It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.

Otto Sep 7th, 2015 12:47 PM

Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 7th, 2015 01:42 PM

Oh, you.

Otto Sep 7th, 2015 05:27 PM

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

Tadao Sep 8th, 2015 02:23 AM

Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?

SuperYuriGagarin Sep 8th, 2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 771048)
The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

i think you're confusing orderlies with kamen rider henchmen

Otto Sep 9th, 2015 02:32 PM

Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.


Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though.

Colonel Flagg Sep 9th, 2015 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771043)
I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

I thought you did that once before, with a young lass from NC who posted an ill-advised selfie in a rest room.

Hilarity ensued.

Tadao Sep 9th, 2015 06:53 PM

Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2015 07:17 PM

:blah

Spoilers!

Colonel Flagg Sep 10th, 2015 01:33 PM

Thanks for that.

BTW anyone hear from Kit lately?

Tadao Sep 10th, 2015 03:24 PM

I you build a hockey thread she will cum.

MarioRPG Sep 12th, 2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771060)
:blah

Got a laugh out of me. :lol

Tadao Sep 13th, 2015 09:01 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 19th, 2015 03:31 AM

or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?

Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2015 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766613)
I'm so tired of you fags, I'm on a quest to bring the ladies back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 766655)
ugh

..

Tadao Sep 19th, 2015 04:52 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 20th, 2015 10:10 PM

That's my granddaughter you pervs. >:

Tadao Sep 21st, 2015 11:20 AM

Somehow I suspected that.

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2015 04:06 PM

Quote:

Today's Birthdays

Qeklouv, Peavobril, Spaxaghun, Vukosnay, Skasmeas, umop apisdn, XMoltresX (23)
What is the deal with today then?


Spoilers!

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771028)
This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

Hey buddy. You seem to have forgotten that you posted all of those pictures in this thread. ;)

Pub Lover Oct 2nd, 2015 12:55 PM

Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party. :rolleyes :eek

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 2nd, 2015 11:48 PM

Bring your own ropes, bitches.

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 2nd, 2015 11:49 PM

We got sandwiches goddamnit >:

Tadao Oct 6th, 2015 01:58 PM

ONE FUCKING JOB!


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