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executioneer May 9th, 2008 07:53 AM

WARHAMMER THAT POST

Tadao May 9th, 2008 12:59 PM

skipping to last page. today is no capitalization day for me.

Chojin May 9th, 2008 01:05 PM

SILENCE

Sethomas May 9th, 2008 01:26 PM

One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 01:46 PM

Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 553870)
"The surest way to keep a secret is to make people believe they already know the answer,"

"People don't ask questions then."

conspiracy theorists are all lunatics. ;l

JFK was a mob hit, fucko

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 02:52 PM

Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554898)
MISTER S, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! DELETE IT ALL!

Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 02:54 PM

:(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 02:55 PM

It's ok Pub you've earned it

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:55 PM

I just had a great dream about Willie. He was on Mythbusters & for some reason everyone wanted him to get to this rock out in the ocean. One of the methods involved swimmers pushing a floating inflatable trampoline towards the rock & Willie had to make huge bellyflop bounces all the way or the plan wouldn't work. Then some japanese business men tried to buy my multi-billion dollar company, but they were impolite inturrupting the show I was watching, so I kicked them out. Then I felt bad as I wondered if it just their culture that made them jerks. They were ten year olds in suits.
When I got back to the tv, Willie was on the rock, no longer wearing his rubber bouncing suit & helmet, he had on that red jumper. He was pumping his arms in the air with a huge grin on his face as seals & turns nestled around him. I was really pleased at seeing this.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554927)
skipping to last page.

Who doesn't?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554917)
WARHAMMER THAT POST

Good show. :)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554929)
One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

You're on the top 100 people listed in my heart, if that helps. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554930)
Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

Whenever is fine, buddy. ;)

Just do it before I'm dead, ok? :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554945)
Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

I'll give better warning on 50k. ;)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554946)
Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

Go on, Delete It! You know you want to.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554948)
It's ok Pub you've earned it

Yeah? Shit. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554928)
SILENCE

...

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554931)
JFK was a mob hit, fucko

No way, it was an inside job. Jackie O was the second shooter.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554932)
My friend bought a Chuck Norris poster the other day and I wondered, that's still going around? I decided that there should be an antidote to that fad. You know, something that takes the spirit and puts it to better use than just references to roundhouse kicks. I figured esoteric remarks about someone's brilliance would be the best way to go. I figured the face to go to them should be some superstar intellectual, like Brian Greene or Noam Chomsky. But, I went ahead and made a few "jokes" with my name in them because I can't decide who should have the honor yet.
-----

It's generally known that Seth Pace would beat Deep Blue in a game of chess, but so far Deep Blue has been too afraid to accept the challenge.

Laplace's Demon gets its stock market advice and weather predictions from Seth Pace.

Seth Pace knows how to find the one person in the room who, if that person drinks, everyone is drinking. And he MAKES that person drink.

It didn't really take over 350 years for mathematicians to solve Fermat's Last Theorem. That's merely how long it took for mathematicians to swallow their pride and ask Seth Pace for the answer.

Uri Geller obviously can't bend spoons with his mind. He merely thinks, "I wish Seth Pace would read my mind and telekinetically bend this spoon for me." When Seth Pace needs a laugh, he does so.

Seth Pace litter trained Schrödinger's Cat after it was already over 80% dead.

Seth Pace wrote the Oxford English Dictionary and Encyclopaedia Britanica one weekend because he was tired of answering everyone's bullshit questions all the time. Unfortunately, this put him in a bad mood so he left out all the best parts.

Seth Pace is so skilled at playing the Devil's Advocate that when he acted as an advocate for the Devil, God apologized to Lucifer and took back the eternity in hell thing.

Seth Pace knows what you did last summer.

Seth Pace's autobiography is the only work of non-fiction that counts as first-person omniscient narrative.

Seth Pace can know the position and momentum of any given particle absolutely at the same time. In fact, he already does.

:lol

Seth has learned not to waste his great posts in this thread.

CHATROOM DELETION IN '08! VOTE NOW!

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554782)
hat this thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 554918)
Hat?

Esuohlim aint nuttin butta playa hatter!

Aaliyah is muh babai, yo!

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 03:36 PM

Everyone should contribute a fact about Seth Pace

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 03:37 PM

Unless their fact sucks, then they should keep their traps shut and not ruin everything

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 03:40 PM

Like the STORIES FROM THE ER thread, that was awesome and it was crushed, like the Houhnims under the yahoos




did ya see that literary reference there, didja didja huh


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