Anyway, what's this I hear about I-mockery's forum dying? Sure, i-mockery and I might not be on cuddle-fucking terms, but I wouldn't wish death on it.

Stop googling your name as well, you self centered fuck.

Because things like you come in here and people see your stupid ass infamous name and decide to avoid it as much as possible. Honestly, because of you, I don't come here anymore.

That's like saying "because of the rising cost of ingredients, CAKES DON'T TASTE GOOD ANYMORE". You can't blame the cost of me being here on the entire site dying. If you need something to point the finger at, how about... oh, I don't know, I-mockery slowly getting a bad rap for going too far with abusing its users? THAT'S what makes them leave, fucky.

Oh shit, Tadao's going to like Pram Maven now :eek:eek:eek

...and it surely keeps new posters from even joining. Shit. The fact that you can read everything on the forums before signing up is very telling. A lot of forums make you join before you can see a single post. Maybe that would help I-mockery's case.

*sigh* this is pointless.

Yeah, 'cause we'd LOVE to be exactly like the Dead Horse Interchange

I had to wade a river of shit to find this post...

I held off on the certification because I got pregnant and was on bedrest. She's passed her basic obedience training she has to have before the certification, but not the certification training.

Waiting for her to calm down a little, really. She's still young and hyper.

also, not sure how it is in California, but in my state once they're certified you get a special lifetime dog license and don't have to pay every year anymore, so there's that.

I'd pay just so that I can take her into restaurants and Farmers Markets :lol

Also I've have sex with women on both forums :eek

Oh man, no one rated Mock yet, so I red pickled him. HAH!

Oh shit, I forgot to tell you guys because I was pretending to be Tomatstu or whatever. An ex lives in NY and has some photos in a real gallery there. I forget which one but FZ's art thing just reminded me. I hope she didn't make a pee jesus. :(

FUCK, I'M OUT OF JUSTICE. HOW CAN I PROTECT THE CITY?

Fuck, I had one of those relapse nightmares

I thought that was a recovering alcoholic thing

Pram maven is what i refer to when I'm talking about the skinny dudes too stupid to run away from fat people with pudge aggression

THEYRE FAT YOU IDIOT THEY CANT CATCH YOU

also i like how he already has negative red pickles

There should a number of negative pickles that equals an automatic banning.

i hope you guys are repping pram according to his tantrums.

:chuckleworthy

i wonder what brawl-hall is up to these days

Pram Maven, YOU are what's wrong with this fucking world. You are the intolerant, closed minded shit stains that can't seem to come to a lick of sense before you open your mouth.

Fuck you. Fuck you for not only giving people with mental illnesses bad names but for proving that THEY DESERVE TO BE HOMELESS>

I-mockery is dying :\


It's dying because it abuses its powers and the common people aren't happy.



Pram Maven; what world do you live on, and can you return to it?

red pickles= sausages ?

I don't want to imagine a planet where every being on it is a homeless sperglord that takes the internet seriously.

Strange that the first thing I thought of was severed penises.

Maybe I need therapy :\

:lol
also what do the numbers of pickles mean

If you get enough for a full jar you win a prize!

I hope it's a personal Pram Maven stalking safari!

:NIPPLES

Dammit, Tadao! The nipples thing wasn't funny the first time and it's... getting funnier every time you do it for some stupid reason. :lol

snipples

I keep getting told that before I can rate someone again I have to spread the reputation love around. Any idea how many times I have to rate someone else before I can get back to slagging off the same people I have little or no real problem with, but still want to see die?

you get 10 votes per 24 hours, and have to vote on 5 people before you can vote on the same person...i'm going to remove that restriction for now, though.

Brilliant.

Ugh, I got followed around town for three hours today by some weird guy that kept wanting to tell me about "the reptillian conspiracy."

you should have started hissing angrily at him

Eh, that sounds vaguely interesting. Today I just keep getting hassled by the bank to sign up for life insurance, next step they take will be to hit me with a truck to show me how close I am to death.

That reminds me of when one of my friends that I used to live with signed up for a local TEA party newsletter at the state fair to piss me off. I haven't lived with him for a while, but he still can't get them to stop sending him e-mails, phone calls, invitations to their klavern, and letters begging for donations.

It all makes sense now!

I got a serious Daniel Johnston vibe from the guy, he even had the creepy childlike voice and lisp. Only I think instead of recording Casio songs on cassettes he just stalks random people and tries to warn them that politicians are actually lizard-people.

I said to myself "Why would you think that? He sounds crazy..."

Which is pretty fucking obvious.

whoops :lol

i like that pram maven has two accounts cause i can give him tons of red pickles

I'm going to go red pickle a whole bunch of old Lenor posts right now

Shit, after about 7 I used up my limit for the day :lol

There's always tomorrow!

When you think about it, all my pickles indicate that I have joined the Dim Side. You will call me Sperg Vader. Now I'm off to build my Death Asterisk.

So thanks to Chojin, I got my old account back! And I forgot how awesome I-Bapery was. Thanks, Chojin!

BTW


I'M BACK FAGITS

I have an unread message from Jixby Phillips :eek

Did Rudy end up winning?

he had a heart attack right before he made the touch down

apparently he had a congenital heart problem which is what made him so small

Sometimes, cleaning your desktop feels like you've been cleaning the house.

lol, yeah. I have a folder on my desktop just called DESKTOP STUFF though. I feel like I should have just named it THE ATTIC.

You mean THAT desktop! :lol

I have eleven thousand mp3s, game shortcuts, government pdfs, short stories, and Disney movies on it. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS IN THESE WORD FILES. :(

I refuse to have a desk. I hate desks. The school supplied one I had when I stayed there served only to bring my minifridge up an additional four feet.

My problems with desks is I can never find any with the right amount and placement of drawers, nooks, and desk space to hold all my shit I somehow accumulate.
Seriously, I have cds, gloves, knives, bullet casings, flashlights, movies, and hardware on and in my desk. Where the hell do I even get this shit?

You need an armoire LS.

Final Fantasy XI tought me how to organize my stuff way better than life lessons ever had.

My desk looks like it's from the house of a methamphetamine addict. It's full of random trinkets that I've picked up from flea-markets, I'm pretty sure every container on it has been used as an ash-tray at least once, there's bottles of ink and paint, soup cans full of drawing pens that I haven't touched in months, and empty cigarette packs and tobacco pouches galore!

I need help.

I've always been obsessively neat, and that's slowly going to hell. I have no choice :(

The funny thing is that I used to keep my desk relatively clean, save for the trinkets and pens, but I've been having insomnia problems (I somehow manage to lose track of the time and fall asleep around three in the morning) and everything else has gone straight to hell.

I have a bad habit of deleting everything when it gets too cluttered.

I keep my desktop clean and organized, but my actual desk is a complete mess.
So I can find my Halloween clip-art from 1995 in seconds, and it can take an hour to find my car keys. I've got my priorities straight. :posh

I found this one at a goodwill for 25 cents! YOUR LOSS GOODWILL!

So how many of you are willing to get into a TF2 penisfight now that it is free for my hoboass to play?

I'd love to join in, but I'm on a cheap laptop and my desktop is six years old.

Sure, I'm up. CaptainFlameGore

I am now curious.

How many people on here would tell me "Good for you, doing it is bad for your health" if I said I have never done any non-prescribed drugs in my life.

man prescribed drugs are bad for you too

just don't overdo whatever it is you do

People say that I'm "perma-stoned," but unless I'm under a lot of real or perceived stress I usually manage to avoid using too much of whatever substance I'm on.

I'd go with what Willie says! Everything in moderation!

Except for huuuuuuugs

I would. Here, have some complimentary mockerzugs to wash down with the appraisal.

:pagebrak

thanks for the page brak

Thank you for keeping us safe in our beds.

I'll let you know when it's safe to go outside and play. But for now, there's evil afoot.

J/K not really. Not even a hundred John Matrix's could fix this country.

Thanks Dad!

A few years ago I suggested I wanted Sarah Palin to be US President and Yulia Tymoshenko to be Ukrainian/Russian President. I wanted a sexy cold war. In hindsight that shit would've been mental.

Tymoshenko on trial in Kiev for abuse of power.

I've always loved her Empire Strikes Back hairdo, though.

aw peter falk died boo

One last thing, Mr Falk? :(

Hey Pub, how's it goin?

Pub Lover when did you change your name to Pram Lover

did he show you his cock yet

I take exception to the i-bapery skin referring to me as Brother Kitsa.

:(

Drunk mode are go!

I just looked down at my floor and realized that it's caked with Taco Bell chili-cheese burrito wrappers. My life clearly went wrong at some point.

Has anyone else here noticed that every once in a while there are a ton of banned spam-bots listed as being online? I was wondering how that works.

Just not yet.

I usually notice this in the middle of the night, yeah. It's like an extra fuck-you to all of us

There's some crappy bug going around Austin right now that I caught. The weird thing is that in addition to making me stuffy, achy, and exhausted, it's also given me an insatiable hunger. To the point that I've eaten three sandwiches, half a jumbo bag of curly cheetos, half a can of salt and vinegar pringles, half a gallon of tea, and about half a pound of blueberries.
What in the hell is this bug?

Congrats, you probably caught puberty. Your mom and I are dang proud

That's what you think is eating a lot of food? That's just snacking.

youve caught worms

Sappy, try eating brains. It will sate your hunger. That or blood.

Double nope. >:

:eek

:conspiracy

:pagebrak