:lol

lol @ soundtest :(

ps. hi fatbinge. :(

Chimp, where's the new, messy details? :(

Hi baby :yum

I thought you died or something? :/

I was going to wait outside her class for her to arrive this morning, but when I walked through the door into Armes, she was walking through the other door! It totally threw me off and I forgot everything that I was going to say. :(

So, I looked like an idiot and apologized for it and stuff. She seemed kinda amused. I'm going to write her a letter instead, because I obviously suck at talking. :/

rough

Why didn't you just empty a round into her? >:

lol :<

i say just ignore the cunt.

Once I am done the letter, I will. If she wants further contact with me, then she can initiate it, dammit.

Chicks like handwritten letters in blood, right? :(

Karen, lend Chimp your dildo. He needs a friend.

:)

you absolutely MUST post a copy of the letter before you send it to her.

so we can offer advice of course ;)

HOW BOUT NO. >:

:lol

I'm just kidding, relax.

but yes, hand written in blood is the shit.

once she smells your blood she'll be all over you man, trust me ;)

The letter has been delivered! :eek

:eek

you deliver in person or mail it?

OMG she could be reading it right now :chatter

In person. The D-Man went with me as back up in case she started biting. :eek

But she didn't bite, and took the letter and said she would talk to me later. I don't know how much later.

I don't even know if she'll actually read the letter, but it doesn't really matter now. :(

"It's been said that if you put a million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters, the group would eventually produce the entire works of Shakespeare. I say, "Who cares? You got a million typin' monkeys in one room! How cool is that?!?!"

-- Brad Osberg

Worst... quote... ever. Let's hope she reads the letter and feels so bad she jumps off a bridge. :)

Maybe. :eek

I really don't know how she'll feel. She might feel bad, or she could laugh her ass off and do a jig. :(

"she could laugh her ass off and do a jig."

She's going to have sex with a black guy? :)

LOL. :(