I don't know if this is good enough please inform me if I suck.

Last night I dreamed Mockery got really pissed at me and banned me it was scary :tear

LAST NIGHT I REPEATEDLY STUCK MY TONGUE DOWN MY GIRLFRIEND'S THROAT BUT THEN SHE WOKE UP >: >: >:

I BET YORU GIRLFRIEND IS IMAGINARY ANY WAY >:

NO SHE'S A QT >:

inflatable :rolleyes

About a week ago I dreamt he called me up and was sad and drunk and blubbered some stuff I couldn't make out. I told him it would be better in the morning and that he should probably hang up since calling Norway must be really expensive.

I'm the man of everybody's dreams.

:aok

Re is so lucky :tear

Check out my neato costume





i still need to put the M on the hat, and i need to get a giant mallet.

Also i dont know if i want to be just mario, i think i want to be mario and something else.

Any suggestions?

Mario and a homosexual. :rolleyes

Comrade Rocket has pretty eyes >:

If you can just go into a costume store and buy your fucking costume like that, then you are unworthy of The Great Pumpkin.

comrade rocket looks almost just like the bass player in my last band.

sadie please change your avatar, everytime i see it i am so overwhelmed by cuteness that i must make sounds like "ohhh" and say things like "look at da pweety baaby" this, as you can imagine, is an embarassment to me as a man and cannot be tolerated.

embrace this side of yourself! don't attempt to avoid it! that's what being a real man is all about!

I miss the first 150 pages of this thread >:

THIS THREAD WAS MUCH BETTER PRE FEBRUARY 14, 2005 >:

A car hit me today >:(
 

So I was riding my bike to my apartment from school. They have a bike path that I use for about 3/4 of the way before I go back up to the streets, so it's usually pretty safe. Directly after I have to get off the path, I have to pass two driveways that lead into the bowling alley and mini-golf course before I finally make it back. EACH of them have a stop sign with a limit line, but I'm still kinda cautious when I cross them just because people blow past them without looking.

So this guy in a PURPLE CAR acts like he's going to stop so I cross and then he speeds up and hits the rear wheel of my tire. My bike skids, but I'm still upright and OK. I let loose an avalanche of obscenities on the guy and he was all "Sorry dude" and sped off before I could get a good enough look at the licence plate. Now there's just enough warpage on the wheel for it to be usable, but annoying because it's scraping against something.

FUCK :explode

once, a few friends and i went to the mall. We messed around with the elevator and one of my friends got caught in the parking garage while we all went back to the top. Everyone else went to the bathroom while i waited for my friend. When the elevator finally came up he had a white face. I asked him what was wrong and he said he was hit by a car.

After the elevator doors closed he decided to run for the other elevator on the other side of the garage. While running a car drove out and over his foot (lucky he had his steel toe boots on). This knocked him off balance and with his arm he fell into and smashed the cars window. He stumbled a few feet, caught his breath and begain to leave. The man in the car shouted, "HEY" My friend turned around, "Im okay." The man shouted again, "YOU BROKE MY WINDOW." my friend stopped and shouted back, "YOU HIT ME WITH A CAR." the man then drove away.

there was a tire tread on his foot and glass on his sleeve.

so hows it goin guys anything new happen with you guys I got a new job at my local YMCA its fun

The fact that you're posting this indicates the lack of desired results.

God damn it, those aren't getting-hit-by-car stories. Your bike is dented? Your friend's foot got run over? Where's the bodily harm? You have totally failed to deliver what the topic of the posts claim. >: