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Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 02:08 AM

Where is she going?

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:10 AM

she'll be up all night writing a paper :(

she told me earlier this week that she was probably going because she doesn't have work on monday, so i was excited. then a few days ago she told me she had a 20-page paper due, but didn't mention the party so i figured everything was cool

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 02:14 AM

Do you have any knowledge pertaining to the paper she is writing? You could offer to help her so that she can make it to the party later. Besides, the later part of a party is always better and you would be knocking boots instead of working on a paper.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:17 AM

if i didn't have a 7-hour class session to teach tomorrow i would :( and she has work for most of the day as well

besides, that would be a bit overstepping my bounds. it's a weird situation where we both know we dig each other (have gone out a few times, slept at her house once) but i still feel like i'm forcing it a bit. i was hoping tomorrow night could be the release (with school for this semester being officially over) that we both need, and then voila

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 02:23 AM

Hmmmm, fuck it. Who needs sleep when sperm could be shot in her face.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:29 AM

this is true. but i actually like this girl, not just wanna fuck her. i wanna cuddle and watch movies and grab her butt :(

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 02:30 AM

Oh, a kinda serious thing. I hope she likes video games.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:33 AM

all that matters is that she likes art and isn't some dumb ass. and she's gorgorgorgorgeous

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:34 AM

Why not offer to skip the party and hang out to help with her paper, score some brownie points?

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:34 AM

but i feel like kind of a creep, because i'm into her a lot and like, i would really like this to go somewhere (or at least attempt dating). when in reality i should just be dating girls all over because i'm a single faggot

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:35 AM

because it's the only house party i'll have gone to since... 2 years ago? i've been looking forward to it for awhile, i guess regardless of whether or not she's going. and it's a 20-page paper :x

trust me, i like her and all, but i'm not missing this fucking party

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:36 AM

Nothing at all wrong with liking just one girl. Especially if you don't just want sex and you dig her brain. As you grow older that brain will be there but looks fade. So always pick out a non airhead or you will want to chew shotgun by the time you're 40 :P

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 664203)
because it's the only house party i'll have gone to since... 2 years ago? i've been looking forward to it for awhile, i guess regardless of whether or not she's going. and it's a 20-page paper :x

trust me, i like her and all, but i'm not missing this fucking party

I don't know, if it were me, and I really liked the girl, I would give up the party because the party is one night while the girl (potentially) could lead to many nights ;)

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:40 AM

that's how i'm trying to think of it. it happens in movies (LOL GAY), there's always a girl you actually dig, and other bitches in between that mean nothing

but fuck man, i'm so close. i have a cute christmas present idea for me and her to make dinner together ahsd8ahsdhasdasdh

i'm such a homo

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:41 AM

you are right, but at the same time, i'm almost positive she would rather me not be there. she's a smart person and knows that if i were with her it wouldn't help her paper at all

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:42 AM

No. You're not a homo, you're a sissy :P

Seriously though, if she is the one she is the one, no shame in enjoying it if she is

HickMan Dec 20th, 2009 02:43 AM

Hey there gents! I'm home on leave til the 4th of January. A good chunk of time. I actually havent killed anyone yet, and I just got out of a pretty 'serious' relationship so I haven't been whoring around too much...BUT NOW I'M BACK, BABY! AND YES I WILL BE BLOWING MY LOAD ALL OVER SOME IRAQIS WHILE FIRING A .50 CAL MACHINE GUN! jkjk

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 664208)
you are right, but at the same time, i'm almost positive she would rather me not be there. she's a smart person and knows that if i were with her it wouldn't help her paper at all

How about this then. Offer anyway, if she doesn't want you there while she is trying to work, then you get off scott free AND bonus bonus bonus, you intended to give the party up for her but you still get to go to the party anyway

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 664213)
Hey there gents! I'm home on leave til the 4th of January. A good chunk of time. I actually havent killed anyone yet, and I just got out of a pretty 'serious' relationship so I haven't been whoring around too much...BUT NOW I'M BACK, BABY! AND YES I WILL BE BLOWING MY LOAD ALL OVER SOME IRAQIS WHILE FIRING A .50 CAL MACHINE GUN! jkjk

Thank you for your service.

Grats on your girl.

.50 cal gun eh? I only have a .38 cal. I have gun envy now :lol

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:52 AM

hmmm, i will at least talk to her tomorrow after work and possibly offer. it just seems weird, to me, so probably not. ehhhhhhhhhh

hi hickman! love you!

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 02:53 AM

icock just went all skitzy on me

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 02:55 AM

I'm telling you, this will score you some huge points if you do it, and if you are right about her answer, you get the points AND the party.

Now, speaking of all this romance, I think we need a romantic song to commemorate all the love in the air at i-mockery lately


Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 02:55 AM

Same here, but yeah, if it feels weird to you, then they want that.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 03:00 AM

i would love to trust you tadao but you're a ****** :(

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 03:02 AM

:lol I know


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