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executioneer Dec 20th, 2009 03:05 AM

motherfucker

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 03:12 AM

does this make sense:

i'm not going to offer with her paper because let's say i offer and she declines and thinks "what a creep", then whatever mission failed. on the other hand i could not offer and she could think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" and whatever mission failed

BUT she isn't going to think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" because she's not a selfish bitch and knows this party is big for every person in our major. SOOO if i don't offer nothing will be lost (other than me not seeing her), but it opens up future opportunities for me to score brownie points in situations where i would feel confident

y/n?

edit: hi willie

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 03:25 AM

WELL NOW THAT I'VE REPRESENTED MYSELF WONDERFULLY AS A SISSY FAG I'M OFF TO BED

:* to you all

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2009 04:13 AM

:AMERICAN NIGHTMARE TO SLEEP

Fathom Zero Dec 20th, 2009 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 664230)
on the other hand i could not offer and she could think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" and whatever mission failed

Chances are she wouldn't, and if she does, you can make up for it later. After all, you said there's stuff over the break you're thinking about.

You kids think too narrowly.

Zhukov Dec 20th, 2009 06:35 AM

I would say something to her along the lines of "That's too bad you're not going to this party. Hey, do you need help with your work?"

If she reacts badly, you're just kidding. If she reacts with "Really?! That would be cool!" then you win.

Babs Dec 20th, 2009 06:56 AM

I had one hell of a night tonight. I guess it was a goodnight to go to my girl friends friend birthday party out on the east side where's it's entertaining to yell some shitty gang name you made up. I mean, who the fuck goes around screaming "white boys", I mean for fucks sake if your powers of observation are so fucking limited and you actually have to start proclaiming your race, you might as well go suck a ******s dick.

These kid's had no fucking common decency. Who the hell feels like a man after pushing down several girls but has nothing to say to your face but can only muster up enough energy in their body to pucker up their lips and kiss your ass?

I'm going back and mail bombing all those white trash pieces of shit. Pictures soon to follow.

Zhukov Dec 20th, 2009 07:03 AM

Yeah, I hate people too. Commiserations.

Dixie Dec 20th, 2009 10:45 AM

dude. totally.

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 11:21 AM

What part of the east side were you on Babality? Sounds like Whitehall

HickMan Dec 20th, 2009 11:27 AM



:queterminatortheme

Dixie Dec 20th, 2009 11:28 AM

i like that.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 11:45 AM

massive snow today. anybody else?

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 664266)
i like that.

He's taking you to the gunshow! :highfive

And I think you huys are forgetting one thing. BTC AINT MISSING THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY FOR NOTHIN!

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 04:06 PM

DAMN STRAIGHT

the snow has stopped and the roads are clear as fuck anyway

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 04:09 PM

BTW DRUNK POSTS POST-PARTY WHEN I WANNA KILL MYSELF :/LOVE

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 04:13 PM

Take pics of you being all sad at a rad party.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 04:17 PM

i shant be sad. it's going to be fun regardless because i go to school with a bunch of hot art nerds :(

oh and they're cool too i guess :justfriends

i'm realizing more and more that i am sheltered beyond belief. my FIRST COLLEGE PARTY? YEAH

Tadao Dec 20th, 2009 04:22 PM

I've never been to a college party :lol

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 04:25 PM

well you're like a hundred so fuck off :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2009 05:43 PM

BTC you need to airhorn her and the cuddle a bit.

Babs Dec 20th, 2009 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 664264)
What part of the east side were you on Babality? Sounds like Whitehall

Exactly, nothing but child molested adolescents.

bigtimecow Dec 20th, 2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 664316)
BTC you need to airhorn her and the cuddle a bit.

THIS GUY GETS IT

and seriously guys, turns out it was a politics paper. PARTY TIME BYE

Pentegarn Dec 20th, 2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 664330)
Exactly, nothing but child molested adolescents.

:lol

Babs Dec 20th, 2009 10:52 PM

KITSA! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LOGGING ONTO HERE AND NOT POSTING WHICH IS SELFISH! AT LEAST SAY HI.


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