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Sam Apr 2nd, 2010 09:35 PM

I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2010 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 679326)
why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

http://www.amazon.com/Queen-Bees-Wan.../dp/1400047927


Babs Apr 2nd, 2010 11:47 PM

Sounds like my girlfriends friends. A bunch of fat ugly sluts who's form of compensation is acting like a bunch of assholes you'd see on "The Hills". God damn Kardashian's and guido's infecting the ill minds of uneducated Americans.

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2010 01:36 AM

:lol

Today, I said to this one douchebag "Remember: You are my number one guy."

Zhukov Apr 3rd, 2010 04:20 AM

At school in my village all the girls of a certain age have to collect weeds from the fields, so there's not much time left over for forming cliques.

The boys form roving packs on the look out for poisonous toads, and you get a penny for each one that you kill.

Nick Apr 3rd, 2010 04:40 AM

Are you in the 19th century?

MarioRPG Apr 3rd, 2010 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679399)
I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

Dammit Sam, don't keep us hanging!:lol

The Leader Apr 3rd, 2010 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 679432)
Are you in the 19th century?

:lol

Zhukov Apr 3rd, 2010 01:43 PM

Fuck you both >: it is a great pride to join in achieving and SURPASSING quotas in agriculture.

Tadao Apr 3rd, 2010 03:02 PM

You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.

Sam Apr 3rd, 2010 03:04 PM

Zhukov lives on the island from The Wicker Man

elx Apr 3rd, 2010 04:34 PM

poor little toads that's awful :(

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2010 06:28 PM

They kill children and mothers and small goats

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 06:30 PM

Australian poison toads hop on the faces of young babies, elx. After killing the infant they lay their eggs in the child's oesophagus. :(

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 679477)
They kill children and mothers and small goats

Damn my slow typing. ;)

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 06:34 PM

The mothers are unaware that their child has died for some time as the gestating toad larvae mimic a semblance of life until the adult toads burst from the tattered remains in a way that heavily inspired Ridley Scott.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 3rd, 2010 06:44 PM

Those poor kids.

Sam Apr 3rd, 2010 06:54 PM

THE BEES

Babs Apr 3rd, 2010 06:54 PM

Did you know cane toads were used as pregnancy tests?

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2010 07:51 PM

NO NOT THE BEES

Otto Apr 3rd, 2010 09:10 PM

THEY'RE IN MY EEEYYEEESSSS!!!!

Emu Apr 3rd, 2010 11:36 PM

Hi guys.

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2010 11:50 PM

HERRO

stevetothepast Apr 3rd, 2010 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679484)
THE BEES


hey sam

Babs Apr 4th, 2010 12:01 AM

HI


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