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Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 07:59 PM



I was watching the documentry OVERNIGHT and Jake Busey was talking about an ugly bitch how was trying to fuck him. I can't remember who I thought of when that happened? Can someone remind me why it was so familiar with FZ?

Dimnos Apr 29th, 2010 08:07 PM

Yeah I think it was FZ who had some chick after his nut. When we told him to do her for the sake of doing her I think she said she was a little to fugly for that shit.

P.S. ~ Page Brak dude. ;)

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 08:08 PM

Thanks for the PB reminder! You are one of the real ******s here.

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 08:18 PM

Awww yeah, I mamember dat

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683049)


Fathom Zero getting his feelings hurt after posting in PYPH :(


Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 09:18 PM

I FORGOT THAT. :eek :tear :(

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2010 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683037)
We're about due for another non-hideous girl picture.

I don't fit this criteria, unfortunately. I'm hideous :x

I saw a pic of some chick in a book I was going to post for the sheer dickshrivel factor. I mean, it seriously made my heart skip a beat in horror and disgust when I saw it.

I want to post it, but I don't want to have to look at it again. Dammit.

Maybe a spoiler tag.

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2010 10:10 PM

You better post it. >:

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 10:20 PM

It's that creepy girl in the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book, isn't it :( :( :(

Sam Apr 29th, 2010 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683031)
I think the Sam fan club is way out of hand. Bitches need a good smack to the chops.

SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE A FAN CLUB?

I hope Shrubfest is the president. :orgasm

Colonel Flagg Apr 29th, 2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 683061)
I saw a pic of some chick in a book I was going to post for the sheer dickshrivel factor. I mean, it seriously made my heart skip a beat in horror and disgust when I saw it.

I want to post it, but I don't want to have to look at it again.

Nothing could be worse than the picture Clement posted. It gave me nightmares. :(

The Leader Apr 29th, 2010 10:52 PM

Which one was that?

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 11:00 PM

This one


Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 11:34 PM



gehz of the world unite

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 11:54 PM

You are so pretty, Dylan. :love

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 11:59 PM

I that a little pony in bondage gear in the reflection of the glass? Probably why the door to your room was taken off of the hinges.

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 06:59 AM

Nope, not the Scary Stories lady. It was some real lady murderer in a book of true-crime pictures I have. I wasn't expecting the portrait because I was flipping through a bunch of crime scene pictures and BAM. I went gaaaaah a little bit and now I'm a little scared to go looking for it, I shit you not. Regressed me to the little kid days of not wanting to go in the basement and then running for the stairs.

The weirdest thing is that the book described her as a kept woman. As in, someone supported that thing, ostensibly for boning purposes. She killed a rival for his attention...offed the rival's kid in the bargain.

I'll have to scrape up the guts and just post the thing. But later, when people are around. :(

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 09:17 AM

Ok, now that I took a better look I guess she's not all that freaky, just the kind of unfortunate severe ugliness that was a bit startling. Like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch with her face on the way down. And the smaller the picture is, the less startling it is. When it was life-size, though, I assure you that was some shit to reckon with.
Spoilers!


According to the book, her name was Mary Pearcey and she was a "kept woman". She and her best friend were both in love with a furniture mover, but the best friend managed to get pregnant and so she's the one the guy married. He kept up with Mary on the side, though.

So Mary invited the new bride and her baby to tea and bludgeoned the woman over the head, then slashed her throat. The baby suffocated underneath the body. The bodies were dumped in a field.

When confronted by police about the bloodstains all over her house, Mary said they were from killing mice. She couldn't explain why mouse-blood was all over her underwear, though, so she was hung two days before Christmas in 1890.

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2010 09:38 AM

She looks like Kevin Durand


Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 09:40 AM

I guess it was in the days before orthodontics, too :(

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2010 11:02 AM

I like how this page is full of pictures of people, and the recent page in Post Your Picture Here only has pictures of booze and energy drinks

Dimnos Apr 30th, 2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683113)
She looks like Kevin Durand

Or Nosferatu


elx Apr 30th, 2010 02:11 PM

having separate threads for pictures/picture comments works out surprisingly well. there'd be one condensed topic only for members to post their pictures in and then one huge messy topic for everyone to discuss those photos. (and whatever other conversation might emanate from them)


it's way too late for the current thread, out of the 600 pages i'd estimate that only about 20 of those are actual member photos. so, for it to work here it'd have to be killed and sent to thread backup and then have the new separate topics stickied together. which is a sad thought. :(

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 02:26 PM

Or people could actually move their off topic over to chat with a simple Quote/copy/move to chat/paste/wacky comment.

elx Apr 30th, 2010 02:27 PM

make it a rule tadao!


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