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Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
I HATE how you think we care >:

The fuck are you even jabbering about?

Are you a retarded parrot or something

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 04:26 PM

Tadao, I don't really want to know where you got that but, back to the main issue; who the hell is spaghetti, is he ever going to actually make fun of anybody, or is he just going to keep going off like an confused and angry retirement home resident

executioneer Jul 20th, 2011 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 732793)
who the hell is spaghetti, is he ever going to actually make fun of anybody, or is he just going to keep going off like an confused and angry retirement home resident

it's womti, probably not, more like confused and angry homeless person

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 04:31 PM



:lighter

:tears

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
WINONA STOLE MY COOKIES, THAT THIEVING BITCH

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
My son's in the air force

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
I'm sure he has a very good reason for never calling me. Military stuff, you see. Top Secret.

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
NO! NO! I WON'T TAKE MY MEDICINE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
I USED TO BE SOMEBODY! I WAS IN PICTURES! HAD A BIG HOUSE WITH A NEGRO AND EVERYTHING

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
JACKSON, DAMMIT, I WANT MY JELLO! GIVE ME MY JELLO, JACKSON! GET IT FOR ME! JACKSON, YOU LOUSY JEW BASTARD, DON'T IGNORE ME OR YOU'RE FIRED


Jackson? Jackson, where's Jackson, oh God, he died, didn't he? What year is it? NO, I WON'T CALM DOWN, WHAT YEAR IS IT? OH JESUS, WHAT YEAR IS IT

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
You're talent show can suck my flaccid old-man dick, I'm not going anywhere! ROCKFORD FILES TIME

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732753)
Why doesn't my son call me anymore?


The worst part is the loss of dignity.

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 04:33 PM

I remember being embarrassing when I was 13 on the internet, too.

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 04:43 PM

I remember being embarrassing when I was homeless and mentally disabled, too.

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 04:49 PM

Debussy didn't believe in god.
He didn't believe in the Establishment. He didn't believe in bourgeois convention.
He didn't believe in Beethoven or Wagner.
He believed in...
Debussy.

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 04:56 PM

I remember being embarrassing when I trapped small animals and burnt them, too.

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Spaghetti
WINONA STOLE MY COOKIES, THAT THIEVING BITCH

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
My son's in the air force

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
I'm sure he has a very good reason for never calling me. Military stuff, you see. Top Secret.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
NO! NO! I WON'T TAKE MY MEDICINE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
I USED TO BE SOMEBODY! I WAS IN PICTURES! HAD A BIG HOUSE WITH A NEGRO AND EVERYTHING

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
JACKSON, DAMMIT, I WANT MY JELLO! GIVE ME MY JELLO, JACKSON! GET IT FOR ME! JACKSON, YOU LOUSY JEW BASTARD, DON'T IGNORE ME OR YOU'RE FIRED


Jackson? Jackson, where's Jackson, oh God, he died, didn't he? What year is it? NO, I WON'T CALM DOWN, WHAT YEAR IS IT? OH JESUS, WHAT YEAR IS IT


Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
You're talent show can suck my flaccid old-man dick, I'm not going anywhere! ROCKFORD FILES TIME

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
Why doesn't my son call me anymore?



PSAM :faint

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 05:52 PM

FUCK THE FUCK OFF

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2011 05:53 PM

we've gotten off on the wrong foot. i'm not normally so hateful.

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 07:11 PM

Pfft. Like I wouldn't recognize Sam's old avatar. NICE TRY BRO-BOT

k0k0 Jul 20th, 2011 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732809)
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
WINONA STOLE MY COOKIES, THAT THIEVING BITCH

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
My son's in the air force

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
I'm sure he has a very good reason for never calling me. Military stuff, you see. Top Secret.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
NO! NO! I WON'T TAKE MY MEDICINE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
I USED TO BE SOMEBODY! I WAS IN PICTURES! HAD A BIG HOUSE WITH A NEGRO AND EVERYTHING

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
JACKSON, DAMMIT, I WANT MY JELLO! GIVE ME MY JELLO, JACKSON! GET IT FOR ME! JACKSON, YOU LOUSY JEW BASTARD, DON'T IGNORE ME OR YOU'RE FIRED


Jackson? Jackson, where's Jackson, oh God, he died, didn't he? What year is it? NO, I WON'T CALM DOWN, WHAT YEAR IS IT? OH JESUS, WHAT YEAR IS IT


Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
You're talent show can suck my flaccid old-man dick, I'm not going anywhere! ROCKFORD FILES TIME

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaghetti
Why doesn't my son call me anymore?



PSAM :faint

Lots of spaghetti.

executioneer Jul 20th, 2011 08:09 PM

:oneofthosedays

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 10:52 PM

well, see this is the whole point. I never really even said any of that stuff >:

Zhukov Jul 20th, 2011 10:59 PM

Maybe it's Fartin Mowler. I say ban, no matter who it is.

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 11:04 PM

I'd say fired, you f**** commie!

ThrashO Jul 20th, 2011 11:17 PM

Answer these questions Spaghetti:

What's your favorite color?

In what city was bread invented?

What are your favorite drugs?

How are street signs made?

what percentage of the rock on earth is sedimentary?

Whats your favorite penis smell?

Which guitar is Ted Nugents favorite?

What is the average number of deaths by boat propeller per year for manatees?

What is 9 x 10 x 72 +16 - 78 - 13 + 27 x 8 - 32 + 7 x 4 divided by 3 x 7 + 72?

If you can answer these questions then you truly aren't a spam fag. Just a regular fag.

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732830)
well, see this is the whole point. I never really even said any of that stuff >:

WHAT? HOW COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY UNCOVERED MY DECEPTION?!... THIS CHARACTER IS MAINTAINED BY SOME STRANGE NEW BREED OF COMPLETE FUCKING GENIUS

executioneer Jul 20th, 2011 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 732833)
Maybe it's Fartin Mowler. I say ban, no matter who it is.

it's womti

Chojin Jul 20th, 2011 11:29 PM

today DDR got me a date

DDR also got me my last 2 girlfriends

th-thanks japan

k0k0 Jul 20th, 2011 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 732842)
Answer these questions Spaghetti:

What's your favorite color?

In what city was bread invented?

What are your favorite drugs?

How are street signs made?

what percentage of the rock on earth is sedimentary?

Whats your favorite penis smell?

Which guitar is Ted Nugents favorite?

What is the average number of deaths by boat propeller per year for manatees?

What is 9 x 10 x 72 +16 - 78 - 13 + 27 x 8 - 32 + 7 x 4 divided by 3 x 7 + 72?

If you can answer these questions then you truly aren't a spam fag. Just a regular fag.

I wanna answer, and I won't even use google.

Yellow
probably somewhere in Egypt
used to be pot, but now it's xanax
carefully
I'm gonna guess 65
no idea, don't smell penis
trick question, it's a gun
70
Don't feel like doing math in my head so I'm going to go with 9
:posh

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 11:32 PM

why the hell would we ban him?

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 11:35 PM

:pagebrak


What's your favorite color? purple

In what city was bread invented? dont know, dont care

What are your favorite drugs? barbiturates

How are street signs made? in factories, duh!

what percentage of the rock on earth is sedimentary? all of it :lol

Whats your favorite penis smell? >:

Which guitar is Ted Nugents favorite? the cheap one

What is the average number of deaths by boat propeller per year for manatees? 300+

What is 9 x 10 x 72 +16 - 78 - 13 + 27 x 8 - 32 + 7 x 4 divided by 3 x 7 + 72? I dunno


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