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kahljorn Jun 17th, 2007 06:15 AM

You shouldn't say things like that that's how the devil gets you don't you know?

executioneer Jun 17th, 2007 06:17 AM

i said i'd CONSIDER it

i'd probably turn it down, but with some serious regrets :(

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2007 06:20 AM

God bless you, then.

i know what you mean though i can't wait to play it ;o

Fathom Zero Jun 17th, 2007 03:24 PM

Where's the party?

MarioRPG Jun 17th, 2007 08:57 PM

Round the corner.

Schweppies Jun 17th, 2007 09:46 PM

I carry my diamonds in a smooth, velvety sack.

executioneer Jun 18th, 2007 01:10 AM

how is this relevant

MattJack Jun 18th, 2007 02:38 AM

>: >: >: >: >: >:

I-MOCKERY DOESNT HAVE AN EMOTICON THAT REFLECTS HOW FRUSTRATED/ANGRY I AM

>: >: >: >: >: >:

Guitar Woman Jun 18th, 2007 02:42 AM

I BEG TO DIFFER
:explode

Guitar Woman Jun 18th, 2007 02:43 AM

See, he's so angry he EXPLODED. If that doesn't say HORRIBLE ALL-CONSUMING RAGE then I don't know what does!

FartinMowler Jun 18th, 2007 08:45 AM

Esuohlim or Milhouse and Max Burbank who alway's has a picture of Milhouse Nixon :\ Mystery solved :lol

RaNkeri Jun 18th, 2007 11:33 AM

After 4 years of active asking, begging and whining, I finally got myself a summer job. Yay :O

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2007 03:36 PM

Al Jourgensen

MarioRPG Jun 18th, 2007 05:27 PM

They hire the mentally handicapped in Finland?

RaNkeri Jun 18th, 2007 05:34 PM

I was fucking shocked about that too, but what shocked me even more was that I was actually able to get a job, when considering that it's already 18th June, and where I live :x

MarioRPG Jun 18th, 2007 07:24 PM

That's what we love about you RaNkeri, you got a lotta heart.

FartinMowler Jun 18th, 2007 07:53 PM

Here is the job Rankeri will be doing this summer


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2007 11:23 PM

I make eight bucks an hour.

RaNkeri Jun 19th, 2007 11:09 AM

I earn 6 per hour, which is roughly 8.04$

Perndog Jun 19th, 2007 01:07 PM

Doesn't eight bucks in Finland buy, like, a cup of coffee? Everything in Scandinavia is way too expensive because they hoard all their trees and fjords and stuff and show off their fancy-schmancy robust economies. >:

Esuohlim Jun 19th, 2007 01:43 PM

Dollar signs come before numbers, Rankeri. This is strike two >:

RaNkeri Jun 19th, 2007 03:20 PM

Perndog: Eight bucks is more like a normal prize of a movie ticket. With eight bucks I also could buy myself 6½ liters coca cola light

Esuohlim: Was there ever a strike one? :x

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2007 10:40 PM

You Europeans and your drugs. :lol

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2007 03:32 AM

BE AGGRESSIVE

B-E AGGRESSIVE

B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

HickMan Jun 20th, 2007 03:38 AM

Hey...WHO DO I HAVE TO FIGHT TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE?

Supafly345 Jun 21st, 2007 06:18 AM

Marilyn Manson
Alice Cooper

MattJack Jun 21st, 2007 06:56 AM

DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

WHICH ONE OF THESE DOES NOT BELONG?

HickMan Jun 21st, 2007 12:18 PM

Who are you? I DON'T LIKE YOU

Fathom Zero Jun 21st, 2007 03:39 PM

Those aren't manly at all!

MarioRPG Jun 21st, 2007 03:46 PM

HICKMAN!

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2007 05:41 PM

is your brother still a nerd, hickman?

Esuohlim Jun 21st, 2007 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 494065)
Esuohlim or Milhouse and Max Burbank who alway's has a picture of Milhouse Nixon :\ Mystery solved :lol

Good job you figured out one of my characters now see if you can guess the rest :eek

MattJack Jun 21st, 2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 491586)
Matthew Johnson (MattJack :rolleyes)

Johnson? I wish my last name was a slang term for penis, life would be so much sweeter.

My name doesn't make me manly, my mustache does, faggot.

Anyways the manliest name I can think of is Freddie Fastfingers.

executioneer Jun 22nd, 2007 12:20 AM

dick armey

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2007 01:59 AM

Mike Hammer.

executioneer Jun 22nd, 2007 02:26 AM

rock hudson lol

GADZOOKS Jun 22nd, 2007 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 492311)
Chuck norris :<

ugh, you really are 12

Rongi Jun 22nd, 2007 03:36 PM

Teddy Roosevelt

The most manly president EVER

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2007 11:26 PM

Hell yes I have some Monk DVDs and a fridge full of ginger ale. Friday night here I come :picklehat

Sacks Jun 25th, 2007 12:14 AM

Billy Dee Williams

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2007 03:39 PM

My kidneys hurt. :(

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2007 06:34 PM

Just give it a few days you'll feel better after you piss out a bunch of rocks :x

ArrowX Jun 25th, 2007 08:51 PM

Lee Van Cleef

Granite Jaw Rohlston

executioneer Jun 25th, 2007 11:38 PM

"iron balls" mcginty

Guitar Woman Jun 26th, 2007 02:30 AM

Microwaved Grape: you guys overthink this shit
screechingbadger@gmail.com: no, we just think
Microwaved Grape: I mean, with a movie like Blade Runner or 2001 it's ok to get really into it
Microwaved Grape: but stuff like Dune is just there for fun
Microwaved Grape: and fun it is
screechingbadger@gmail.com: getting really into it is what makes art fun
xmy x Downfallx: you have one really weird definition of "fun" then
screechingbadger@gmail.com: if there's no substance there, like in something like dune
screechingbadger@gmail.com: then you can't get really into it and there is, as iggy pop would say, no fun
xmy x Downfallx has left the room.
Microwaved Grape: So you're saying movies like Gymkata or Gay******s from Outer Space aren't fun because there's no substance?
screechingbadger@gmail.com: i've never heard of those
Microwaved Grape: sigh
aggroreggae: those are some weird movies that you watch
screechingbadger@gmail.com: but i'm pretty sure the second would piss me off
screechingbadger@gmail.com: have you ever seen jesus christ vampire hunter?
screechingbadger@gmail.com: ridiculously over the top indie flick
screechingbadger@gmail.com: indie horror*
Microwaved Grape: no, but the title alone makes me want to see it
screechingbadger@gmail.com: well it's exactly what you'd think it is
screechingbadger@gmail.com: and there is a level on which it's cool just aside from the mindless fun
aggroreggae: this movie sounds like a load of rubbish: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
screechingbadger@gmail.com: partially just because there's absolutely no budget at all
screechingbadger@gmail.com: yeah that sounds horrid
Microwaved Grape: it's loading slow, is it Gymkata
screechingbadger@gmail.com: no the other one
aggroreggae: sounds to me like it was made by 12yr olds
screechingbadger@gmail.com: those sorts of jokes don't make me laugh at all
screechingbadger@gmail.com: they might have when i was thirteen
screechingbadger@gmail.com: but that was ten years ago
Microwaved Grape: you guys don't even have any taste in BAD movies
Microwaved Grape: jesus
screechingbadger@gmail.com: homophobia and racism just aren't funny
screechingbadger@gmail.com: and, you're the one who likes dune

executioneer Jun 26th, 2007 04:56 AM

how exactly does dune not have any substance are they talking about the 2000s version or something

executioneer Jun 26th, 2007 04:58 AM

not to mention "homophobia and racism just aren't funny" well la de da aren't WE high minded :rolleyes

MarioRPG Jun 26th, 2007 11:52 AM

Deus Ex is fun!

MockMeAmadeus Jun 26th, 2007 12:11 PM

Clee Taurus

Noodles Jun 26th, 2007 10:35 PM

Indeed

Noodles Jun 26th, 2007 10:36 PM

I got guitar Hero II ITS AWSOME!!!! :rock :rock

Guitar Woman Jun 27th, 2007 01:23 AM

guys how come every internet community that isn't I-Mockery sucks like fucking hell

seriously

Cfr5 Jun 27th, 2007 02:08 AM

Henry Rollins.

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2007 02:14 AM

hey man f u

t(' 't)

GADZOOKS Jun 27th, 2007 02:22 AM


Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2007 02:45 AM

Gadzooks hates America.

And Freedom.

And Hawaiian Punch.

Commie bastard.

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2007 03:00 AM

Nevermind about any of that.

MockMeAmadeus Jun 27th, 2007 08:39 AM

Kate Bush

MockMeAmadeus Jun 27th, 2007 08:41 AM

Margaret Thatcher

FartinMowler Jun 27th, 2007 01:31 PM

Some Canadian wrestler guy killed his wife and kid and then hung himself with his wieght machine :lol

Jeff The Ninja Jun 27th, 2007 01:41 PM

And he did it two days before my birthday.

In other news, its my birthday.

FartinMowler Jun 27th, 2007 02:13 PM

Happy Birthday :\ and what will young master Jeff do on this wonderful day?

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2007 02:39 PM

He's going to come to America to NOT get wasted :eek

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2007 02:43 PM

Seriously we have the highest legal drinking age in the world I'm probably just going to run over a few mailboxes if even that, why don't they trust me >:

GADZOOKS Jun 27th, 2007 03:11 PM

I wish prohibition was back.

Sethomas Jun 27th, 2007 05:38 PM

Hey guys I saw Candlebox for my second time last night and they rawked. Some bitch scowled at me for some reason and minutes later was thrown out and mocked by the singer for being a bitch. It was great! I actually talked to lots of girls in and after the concert, I guess I can only acquire that magical ability when I already have a girlfriend.

FartinMowler Jun 27th, 2007 05:49 PM

That must have been one heck of a scowl.

Homowner Jun 28th, 2007 12:33 AM

Chris Benoit

Jeff The Ninja Jun 28th, 2007 02:30 AM

I spent the last two hours at Montanas Steakhouse, eating all-you-can-eat barbecue ribs and drinking Pilsner (beer only available here). Its good to turn ninteen.

Now i can sell Beer to schoolchildren.

MockMeAmadeus Jun 28th, 2007 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja (Post 494960)
Its good to turn ninteen.

You think so, huh? huh? Wait till you turn tweny. Sex for nothing and your girls for free:rock

MockMeAmadeus Jun 28th, 2007 07:19 AM

I bet his wife Nancy, and seven year old son Daniel agrees. :rolleyes

MockMeAmadeus Jun 28th, 2007 09:36 AM

After intense study and numerous revisiting, I will conclude with DURHURHURHUR. You must have BALLS to start a thread in ‘mock wars’ so soon.

FartinMowler Jun 28th, 2007 04:40 PM

I think I seriously hurt something laughing at Ms Modulars post of her Youtube videos :\ I'm not drunk at the moment so someone should warn her before I suddenly lose my self control

Fathom Zero Jun 28th, 2007 11:56 PM

Ann Coulter.

Sethomas Jun 29th, 2007 12:23 AM

John Hancock

executioneer Jun 29th, 2007 08:14 AM

guys do you remember hearing a few years back that they were theorizing it might be possible to make a vaccine that cures aging

when is that shit coming out already >:

MockMeAmadeus Jun 29th, 2007 08:35 AM

Exactly 2 minutes after I die. I will keep you posted.:\

executioneer Jun 29th, 2007 08:37 AM

*kills u*
*waits*

MockMeAmadeus Jun 29th, 2007 08:46 AM

The worst 2 minutes of my life! If only I knew, damn, damn, damn....

Want to live longer? Toss back those cocktails

Alcohol in excess may extend life span, researchers find


Drinking a huge amount of alcohol reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, researchers have found.

GADZOOKS Jun 30th, 2007 04:55 AM

you are a creep, like perndog on steroids.

noob3 Jun 30th, 2007 05:16 AM

i am so drunk, and no matter how much gadzook's avatar looks like some queer JANEATTEX avatar, no matter how much

CHOJIn

and his FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

can REVIEW LUSH SOAP

will make me poast

abotu how MUCH

lush shampoo bar

DID FOR MY HAIR

fuck i-mockery, fuck u bitches and ur FAGGOT ways

ill go suck a cock ebfore i

POST AT I-MOCKERY ANY MORE

noob3 out

drunk posting

i would have spelt it drunk, as in FRUNK

to make it look like i was that drunk that i would tyhpo words

but i m not that drunk bitches

i just wankt mcdonalds

CHOJIN +++ PLUS A ON THE SOAP DUDE

noob3 Jun 30th, 2007 05:18 AM

also

fuck you dudes noob3 is the cooloest postest here for real double 4r pounder bitches

i dont care how many ppl i can msn qithout them replying from this board but you're all queer in my book because none of you useless fucking bastards will reply to any of my shit and chojin the lush reviwqinf bastard fucking hides me from hsi msn buddy list so fuck that shit

this whole board is a ghost town and i never know why i started posting in thsi first place if u have somethign to say

say it to

youknowyouknowit@hotmail.com

on msn

bitches

but fuck u fags

fuck u all

noob3 Jun 30th, 2007 05:19 AM

also send me money at

LOL JUST KIDDING

MockMeAmadeus Jun 30th, 2007 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 495165)
i am so drunk,

noob3 out

drunk posting

i would have spelt it drunk, as in FRUNK


So, you want to live FOREVER?:eek

noob3 Jun 30th, 2007 07:29 AM

who the fuck are you, i wouldn't reply usually ebcause i don't reply to FAGOTS

MockMeAmadeus Jun 30th, 2007 08:54 AM

O, the irony of this will yet kill me. :lol

MarioRPG Jun 30th, 2007 11:11 AM

Hay guys miss me?

Sacks Jun 30th, 2007 01:26 PM

Nicky Louie

Noodles Jun 30th, 2007 02:51 PM

Not really...

HickMan Jun 30th, 2007 08:57 PM

haha mockmeamadeus is a funny name

MockMeAmadeus Jul 1st, 2007 08:09 AM

Why? >:

:lol

Misdemonar Jul 1st, 2007 02:41 PM

Jungle Fever Beaver

Sacks Jul 1st, 2007 05:51 PM

Chuck Destruction

MarioRPG Jul 1st, 2007 08:11 PM

Yes, it is cool name.

Red Machine D Jul 2nd, 2007 03:07 AM

YOU ARE HUGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

MockMeAmadeus Jul 2nd, 2007 04:45 PM

Viva, comrade Red Machine has joined the debate. I always held the opinion that Lenin was a faggot. Listen up, Red Machine, this is the f*cken USA network, ok>:

MattJack Jul 2nd, 2007 07:43 PM

my di*k hurtz

MarioRPG Jul 2nd, 2007 08:26 PM

Shut up, communism is a party.

Sethomas Jul 2nd, 2007 11:07 PM

My sister bought me a shirt from the Red Square that has a picture of Lenin imposed over the McDonald's Golden Arches, labeled "McLenin's". The back has a hammer and sickle and says "The Party is Over".

I like it, I just never wear tee shirts.

Oops this isn't the awesome stuff thread I guess.

Red Machine D Jul 3rd, 2007 12:49 AM

I'm assuming there's no IRC chat for this place?

No, I haven't searched yet. Too lazy.


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