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Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 02:35 AM

JUST KIDDING THEY'RE FUCKING HOT

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2007 02:37 AM

Gadzooks, why do you have a boner for Sweet Lou?

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 499766)
rongi i'm still waiting on your picture btw

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE



Sam Aug 9th, 2007 02:40 AM

LIAR, THAT IS CAPTAIN BUBBA WITH THE MUSCLES PHOTOSHOPPED OUT. >:

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 02:41 AM

AND THE NOSE STRETCHED OUT BIGGER :(

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 02:42 AM

I AM SO PROUD OF EVERYONE TONIGHT. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO BRAVE AND OVERCAME SO MUCH ADVERSITY TO BE HERE TONIGHT. :tear

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2007 02:46 AM

Rongi looks just how I imagined :o

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 02:47 AM

SEE? I look NOTHING LIKE THAT FUCKING PICTURE I DREW >:

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 02:49 AM

awesome shit

we're through the looking glass now

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2007 02:52 AM

I HAVE NO SECRETS ANYMORE :tear

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 02:55 AM

just be lucky there arent any goons here or your house would've been next :(

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2007 02:56 AM

Somebody chat with me.

I FEEL LIKE PART OF ME IS FLYING AWAY ON THE WIND.

:(:(:(:(:(

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 02:57 AM

I didn't know you had AIM

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2007 02:58 AM

Raggamofyn on both AIM and Yahoo.

I use Pidgin because I'm gay like that.

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2007 03:08 AM

Speaking of this thread jumping ahead five pages in an hour isn't Pub supposed to be back yet?

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 03:13 AM

hes like me only whiter

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 03:13 AM

WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN DO GREAT THINGS. :(

EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ALL OF US TO DO THE WORK OF ONE GREAT MAN. :tear

Guitar Woman Aug 9th, 2007 03:33 AM

Fathom Zero is not a very heartwarming person to chat with.

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2007 03:40 AM

I'm glad for you and your almost-was-girlfriend.

Guitar Woman Aug 9th, 2007 03:55 AM

We still have a CHANCE, man :(

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2007 03:56 AM

(5:58:00 AM) Raggamofyn: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
(5:58:07 AM) Microwaved Grape: me?
(5:58:14 AM) Raggamofyn: Yes.
(5:58:16 AM) Microwaved Grape: I beg to differ
(5:58:31 AM) Raggamofyn: I BET WHEN I RAPE YOU, YOU WON'T.
(5:58:36 AM) Microwaved Grape: :(
(5:59:11 AM) Microwaved Grape: actually have never dated a girl on the grounds that all the ones that flirt with me are retarded
(5:59:25 AM) Raggamofyn: I have a girlfriend.
(5:59:31 AM) Raggamofyn: Neener neener neener.
(5:59:33 AM) Microwaved Grape: fuck you
(5:59:44 AM) Raggamofyn: A smart one, too.
(5:59:51 AM) Raggamofyn: AN ACTRESS! :O
(5:59:58 AM) Microwaved Grape: I met this one girl once, she was not like the rest of them
(6:00:11 AM) Microwaved Grape: I met her in a mental hospital
(6:00:12 AM) Raggamofyn: Why'd you kill her?
(6:00:17 AM) Microwaved Grape: haha
(6:01:21 AM) Microwaved Grape: seriously though, if I had been able to talk to her more than twice a month we would have totally hooked up
(6:01:47 AM) Raggamofyn: Oh, I bet it all would have ended well.
(6:01:58 AM) Microwaved Grape: I'd use google to find her again, but that might come off as a little creepy
(6:02:04 AM) Microwaved Grape: =(
(6:02:09 AM) Raggamofyn: You and your bastard child offspring.
(6:02:33 AM) Raggamofyn: I think you should go for it.
(6:02:45 AM) Microwaved Grape: I also was not hawt for her, so shut up
(6:02:53 AM) Microwaved Grape: I loved herfor her MIND
(6:03:06 AM) Raggamofyn: Worst case scenario, you go to prison.
(6:03:11 AM) Raggamofyn: Look at it that wau.
(6:03:13 AM) Raggamofyn: way.
(6:03:27 AM) Microwaved Grape: why would I go to prison again
(6:03:43 AM) Raggamofyn: Stalking and harrassing a mental.
(6:03:57 AM) Microwaved Grape: I'm a menal too, I would plead insanity
(6:04:17 AM) Microwaved Grape: or does that only work on death row
(6:04:25 AM) Raggamofyn: I bet someone could prove you competant.
(6:04:33 AM) Raggamofyn: Consider that a complement.
(6:04:39 AM) Microwaved Grape: :[

Guitar Woman Aug 9th, 2007 03:58 AM

Eui's a pretty woman, she is worth the risk!

Guitar Woman Aug 9th, 2007 04:01 AM

I AM TOO TIRED FOR THIS GOOD NIGHT FAGGOTS

noob3 Aug 9th, 2007 05:06 AM

girls typically like men that don't pretend to be women

you might be a great candidate for some homo sex, though!

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:01 PM

Guitar Woman is the Johnathan Lipton of AIM Chats (i.e. A snooze)

ok, now that the garbage portion is over. It's time to vote on the best Native American.



(3) SQUANTO - Patuxet Division

or



(1) SITTING BULL - Sioux Division

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 05:03 PM

I'd like a write in for Geranimo

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:05 PM

Geranimo lost in the First Round to Sequoyah. Please try to use the search engine next time

Emu Aug 9th, 2007 05:05 PM

Pocahantas

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 05:05 PM

BULLSHIT. YOU HAVEN'T INCLUDED ABSENTEE VOTES.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:06 PM

What about Pocahontas?

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 05:07 PM

squanto looks like a fat pocahontas in that pic

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 05:07 PM

I'LL POKE HER HONTAS

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:07 PM

Eliminated by Sitting Bull in the quarterfinals. She wasn't that fucking great guys.

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 05:08 PM

WHAT ABOUT THE CRYING INDIAN FROM THAT COMMERCIAL.

THE ONE WHERE THE INDIAN HAS A TEAR. IN HIS EYE.

BECAUSE OF THE WHITE MAN.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:10 PM

Dude fuck you man Pocahontas is the ONLY good indian imo

Sam Aug 9th, 2007 05:11 PM

Pocahantas and Saccagawaea should have had a cat fight.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:12 PM

Whenever I buy a train ticket from the ticket machine it gives me Saccagawaea coins instead of real money

Therefor Saccagawaea sucks and I hate her

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:13 PM

This turned incredibly racist. I am offended.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:15 PM

FUCK YOU CARLOS MENCIA >:

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:17 PM


Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:18 PM


Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:18 PM


Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:20 PM

FROM NOW ON THIS IS THE CALROS MENCIA THREAD

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:22 PM

Carlos Mencia isn't Native American. I fail to see his relevence.

Squanto 35% Sitting Bull 40% (25% pending)

Emu Aug 9th, 2007 05:24 PM

mexicoians are of native american and white descent actually

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:25 PM

He's German and Honduran. You racist.

We will never have an African American president if this ignorance keeps up.

Squanto 38% Sitting Bull 42% (20% pending)

Seven Force Aug 9th, 2007 05:26 PM

no emu not you too :(

Emu Aug 9th, 2007 05:27 PM

i've been the biggest queer on this site a long time, young'n

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:28 PM


GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:28 PM

Yes, apparently Emu is racist it is a terrible shame.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:28 PM

lol you can get that shirt from t-shirthell.com theyir shirts are hilareous

Emu Aug 9th, 2007 05:29 PM

i get confused when he calls himself a beaner all the time :\

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:30 PM

You mean they are racist.

Really the racism has to stop, when a black man can't shake hands with a white woman without thinking something anal is going on it's a horrible time.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:30 PM


Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:30 PM

lolol topical humor is so clever aso is racist when is dave chappelle coming home from africa that niggr lol jk

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:31 PM

I was talking to Rongi about his Aryan website.


Squanto 39% Sitting Bull 47% (14% pending)

Bull is pulling away

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:32 PM

lol t-shrit hell

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:35 PM

Squanto 53% Sitting Bull 47%

an amazing influx of Squanto fans poured over and he wins the match. Thank you Squanto, you showed tolerance and love and broke bread with the white man when they would just only break your hearts.

The surviving members of the Patuxet tribe will get a Jukebox donated to their reservation in their honor.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 499960)
The surviving members of the Sioux trib-

All three of 'em!

*AUDIENCE LAUGHS*

*CAMERA SHOWS CLOSEUP OF GADZOOKS ROLLING EYES*

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:38 PM

I think a jukebox is a decent prize for not having to do shit.

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:39 PM

They dont want no stinking white man devil music box

They want land to make casino

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:43 PM

They aren't the Amish they love music.

In fact here is an old Indian song that I'll think you'll like.

GADZOOKS Aug 9th, 2007 05:44 PM

http://www.yakov.com/radio/commercial_1.mp3

I forgot the link

Rongi Aug 9th, 2007 05:50 PM

You can hear the spirits of the indian braves running through the wind like great white buffalo

MLE Aug 9th, 2007 05:56 PM

Eu, your avatar and sig look awesome!

Emu Aug 9th, 2007 09:29 PM

I <3 them, thx so much

MLE Aug 9th, 2007 09:31 PM

You're welcome!

Yggdrasill Aug 10th, 2007 12:56 AM

I'm a Diné and you guys are mean! :(

kahljorn Aug 10th, 2007 06:00 AM

hey floozies

YOU GOT THE FLOOZE

Sethomas Aug 10th, 2007 02:42 PM

I feel like I'm not cool enough to post here in this thread anymore. It's just like when I go to bars alone and end up smoking just to eavesdrop on other people, hoping someone will notice my quirks and strike up a conversation but that happens only once in a while and it's probably out of pity.

Puff. Puff.

MLE Aug 10th, 2007 03:48 PM

Are they cloves?

Sethomas Aug 10th, 2007 05:01 PM

I've never seen cloves marketed for pipe consumption. I smoke burley and Cavendish!

noob3 Aug 10th, 2007 05:51 PM

how do you not get embarrassed smoking a pipe in public?

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2007 06:10 PM

its 4:20 somewhere

Emu Aug 10th, 2007 06:18 PM

central time zone, in fact

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2007 06:18 PM

thats the best time!

Emu Aug 10th, 2007 06:22 PM

4:22 now

Big McLargehuge Aug 10th, 2007 06:30 PM

Hay dudes, hows it hangin? :x

MLE Aug 10th, 2007 08:17 PM

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

do you want an avatar and sig combo?

noob3 Aug 10th, 2007 09:04 PM

she made mine it's so cool

Big McLargehuge Aug 10th, 2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 500122)
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

do you want an avatar and sig combo?

I have been in the netherlands of love and drugs. And shit yes i wan't one.

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2007 12:34 AM

Go away Noodles

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 01:23 AM

I AGREE

Also, where the fuck have you been Big? I miss you brooo

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:38 AM

Did I do my "World's Greatest Native American" bit yet?
Because I read a article called "Red Skinned N*ggers" and I wanted to use it as source material.

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2007 01:46 AM

Hey Rongi how did you get mod powers? Lend me some I've got business to take care of around here :picklehat

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:47 AM

Also I have only now discovered that Ted Knight has passed away (he's been dead for 20 years in fact) even though I was big on Caddyshack as a kid when he was rotting in his tomb.

This also made me the laughing stock of my office death pool.

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 500170)
Hey Rongi how did you get mod powers? Lend me some I've got business to take care of around here :picklehat

I hope this has nothing to do with me saying "N*gger", I was citing a source!

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 01:48 AM

no way milhouse, i abuse my powers enough as it is :(

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:52 AM


None of the people pictured here are still alive.

I don't even remember a thread making a notion of Rongi's promotion. Did Rongi reveal the idenity of the porn spammer?

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 01:54 AM

MY POWERS ARE NOT TO BE QUESTIONED

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:55 AM

The real question is who the fuck hid the health status of from me for all these years?

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 01:58 AM

No. The REAL question is why the fuck Brian Wilson thought "Vega-Tables" was good enough to put on SMiLE.

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:59 AM

He had a mental illness. I think that's the long and short of it.

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 02:00 AM

That's gotta be the only reason. This song is lame enough to make The Wiggles blush.

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 02:02 AM

I kind of like it. But I also think Sloop John B is the best song on Pet Sounds so you know I'm in a ridiculous minority and accept the prejudice that comes with it.

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 02:04 AM

I dont necessarily think that's an unpopular opinion. I remember RoyalTenenbaum used that as an example of how Brian Wilson was the best vocalist ever or something.

My favorite off Pet Sounds is probably Caroline No

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 02:05 AM

It's like if that French baby who made that pop dance song (Jordy?) grew up to have a successful solo career into his thirties but he still sang songs about baby issues.

That's what Vega-Tables is like, and in that scope it's fantastic.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 02:07 AM

Hes trying to make it now in his late teens.

Im serious.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 02:08 AM

C'EST DUR DUR ETRE LE BEBE! (Its so hard to be the baby!)

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 02:11 AM

Well if he's not singing about diaper rash and eating sliced up hotdogs with ketchup then I'm not interested.


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