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oh man dinasour egg instant oatmeal is the best but the sizing is cruel :( 1 packet is not enough and 2 packets is way too much :( my dog wont eat the rest either :(

someone should do something about that

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700267)

Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700270)

He looks like this:

Anyone seen this guy? >:

I'm still looking to find out who this is.

I'm sure he's one of those guys that has to tell you that he lives on your street.

Saying he is a sex offender doesn't shorten the list on who from here it would be.

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 700310)

question:

are funny chicks sexy? like do you guys think kristen wiig/tina fey/sarah silverman are hot?

I agee with Milhouse in that humour is second only to intelligence, but I don't generally find female stand up comedians sexy or anything. Funny is attractive, but it doesn't turn me on if that makes sense.

Elx, if you are looking to impess some boy then you should certainly try to be funny. If you are trying to be sexy in the bedroom then leave the jokes about your ex-husband out of it.

The best guys love horribly dirty jokes. ;)

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 700332)

Elx, if you are looking to impress some boy then you should certainly try to be funny. If you are trying to be sexy in the bedroom then leave the jokes about your ex-husband out of it.

Agreed girls who can tell dick and fart jokes are entertaining, but once you cross over to the bedroom actions speak much louder than words, also getting freaky is a major plus

The new guy suggests you be a whore, ELX. :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 700324)

And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.

Yeah and that's why intelligence comes first, pay attention

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 700332)

Oh yeah, I forgot to follow it up with the fact that a lot famous comedians make "being funny" their identity, like Sarah Silverman, and fall into the category of annoying. I don't find a lot of funny female celebrities sexy.

But in real life, though, funny girls are awesome. And sarcasm is hot as hell. Girls are often stigmatized as being less funny than guys, but a few of the funniest people I know are girls. And a girl that can make me laugh definitely sticks in my mind.

AND GIVES ME A BONER :WINK
Are you writing this shit down, elx, this is gold.

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 700316)

And Sarah Silverman is just an annoying cunt.

Exactly what came to my mind. I scrolled down for half a second and you beat me to it.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700270)

Anyone seen this guy? >:

(Referring to Derek Frohock)

I think it's just some random fan of I-Mock that wanted to say HEY LOOK AT THIS I'M FRIENDS WITH ALL THE VETS. If he was anyone regular on here, he'd have piped up in this thread OR he would have responded when I messaged him back on facebook, asking who he was.

Derek Frohock is my brother.

And Silverman isn't funny, but that bitch has a very fuckable body.

Thank you, MLE. :)

Hey Derek Frohock, you're ignored. :eek

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 700351)

Derek Frohock is my brother.

Then why would he want to be friends with me? >:

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700342)

The new guy suggests you be a whore, ELX. :rolleyes

Yes,yes I did

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700353)

Then why would he want to be friends with me? >:

Yeah, i got one too...?
e: dufresne seems to be on the case.

i was asking because i was watching snl the other night with a friend and i was like, "wow, i never noticed how pretty kristen is!" and he was like "i guess" and i pushed him some more and was like "isnt she like a dream girl??" and he was like "she's more like a bro and you cant fuck a bro" :( and i thought that was dumb so decided to inquire more from others!

Fucking idiot friend.

SHE'S JUST ONE OF THE GUYS, HYUK HYUK HYUK

Derek Frohock

Salem, Massachusetts, 22 years old.
trent_shan@yahoo.com

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1690087043/Police

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Sunday, February 1, 2010

A homeless man seeking shelter from the cold in the lobby of the Hawthorne Hotel was arrested after police learned he had five warrants for his arrest. Derek S. Frohock, 22, was wanted by Cambridge District Court.

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1271725156/Police-fire

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Wednesday, April 30, 2010

Police received a report at 7:51 p.m. of a man asking people for money at 10 Park St. Police arrested Derek S. Frohock, 22, who is listed as homeless, on five warrants.

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1150894767/Police

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Monday February 5, 2008

Derek Frohock, 20, of 56 River St., Beverly, was arrested at 7:46 a.m. and charged with shoplifting at Red Lions Smoke Shop.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge...Week-of-Aug-13

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Aug. 3, 2:48 a.m., 2009: Derek Frohock, 21, of River Street, Beverly, was arrested on Brattle Street and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest.

http://www.bpdnews.com/2007/02/page/5/

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February 15, 2007

APPREHENDED FOR PUNCHING A POLICE OFFICER
About 3:05pm, on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, officers from District D-4 responded to a radio call asking them to remove an individual from the Boston Public Library on Boylston Street. On arrival, officers spoke to library security officers who stated there was a man on the property refusing to leave. When officers approached the individual in question, the individual, slumped over in front of a computer, appeared to be sound asleep. As a result, officers attempted to wake the individual. When the suspect did awake, he again, refused to exit the building. Officers informed the suspect that if continued to ignore their requests, they would be left with no other option other than to physically remove him from the premise. Again, the suspect became loud and aggressive. Left with no other option, the officers began escorting the suspect from the library. As officers were leading the suspect towards the exit, the suspect turned suddenly and struck one of the officers in the head. Derek Frohock, 19, was then arrested and charged with Trespassing, Assault & Battery on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest and Disorderly Conduct.

http://www.cambridgema.gov/cpd/News/...?story_id=2266

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On 8/3/09 at 2:48 AM, Derek Frohock, 21, of River St., Beverly MA, was placed under arrest on Brattle St. for Trespassing and Resisting Arrest.

http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/con...t_6&i=1&a=view

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(guestbook for the novirginsallowed site)

"Oh, god, Matt. I hate you. fuck you. your such a fucking prick and this fucking site suck so fucking much and so does Jixby's. you two (and any others who contributed to this fucktard gay little site of yours) are the biggest fucking retards I ever seen. do us all a favor and fucking kill yourselve. oh yeah, and take this site down. that would be nice, as it is a complete failure and all your drawings fucking completely suck. you fucking gay retards."

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=485796

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THIS IS WOMTI INCASE YOU HADNT GUESSED :ROLLEYES

10 minutes of internet sleuthing. If DuFresne didn't already figure it out, he's really bad at this.

MLE wins. :) Bloody Womti. >:

PLEASE DON'T TURN ME OUT